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  • "not the worst" isnt saying much when you are comparing him with total garbage. It's like saying my shit smells better than yours.

  • Sashi Brown on Manziel "We're not in a panic to make a decision one way or another on him...We expect him to have a good offseason"




  • "....with the Alouettes."

  • Sashi also said Manziel didn't miss concussion treatment before season finale, but he was late. http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14619652/cleveland-browns-willing-patient-johnny-manziel-decision

    Manziel was in the building Thursday for postseason assessments on his concussion and was cleared, Brown said, adding that the second-year quarterback was late for treatment the day of the season finale and was fined for it.
  • Good, good. We need to make him sound as good as possible to bolster any chance at being able to trade him.

  • I didn't realize CFL and NFL teams could trade players? Since he's a CFL talent, why would a NFL team try to trade for him?

  • I didn't realize CFL and NFL teams could trade players? Since he's a CFL talent, why would a NFL team try to trade for him?

    @mike-h said:

    I didn't realize CFL and NFL teams could trade players? Since he's a CFL talent, why would a NFL team try to trade for him?

    They probably won't try to trade for him, but it'd be nice if we're able to trick someone into giving us a conditional 7th for him. There's some dummies out there who might fall for it.

    Otherwise he'll go to CFL and we'll still have to send him paychecks.

  • I liked when Sashi said

    "We're excited about having Josh McCown in the building....and obviously Johnny is still on the roster.

    The treatment thing I believe Sashi said he was fined but he was unsure why. All the other reports say Sashi said he missed it and was fined.

  • I didn't realize CFL and NFL teams could trade players? Since he's a CFL talent, why would a NFL team try to trade for him?

    @mike-h said:

    I didn't realize CFL and NFL teams could trade players? Since he's a CFL talent, why would a NFL team try to trade for him?

    I could have summed it up and just said he fucking sucks. Easy enough for you?

  • @mike-h said:

    I didn't realize CFL and NFL teams could trade players? Since he's a CFL talent, why would a NFL team try to trade for him?

    I could have summed it up and just said he fucking sucks. Easy enough for you?

    @logicisforsquares said:

    I could have summed it up and just said he fucking sucks. Easy enough for you?

    You're entitled to your wrong opinion.

  • @logicisforsquares said:

    I could have summed it up and just said he fucking sucks. Easy enough for you?

    You're entitled to your wrong opinion.

    @mike-h said:

    You're entitled to your wrong opinion.

    You're husband must love your sense of humor.

  • I bet he thinks you are quirky.

  • My girlfriend is great. She hates people who can't use your you're properly.

    Your mustache is scaring the kid tied up in your closet.

  • Good, good. We need to make him sound as good as possible to bolster any chance at being able to trade him.

    @bbedward said:

    Good, good. We need to make him sound as good as possible to bolster any chance at being able to trade him.

    Or just tell the fucking truth, as opposed to making shit up. You don't need to make everything sound as horrible as you can just because you want that kid from California.

    And if you must do that then at least make it interesting. Like how about somebody tweeting if they saw him in a Chuck E Cheese killing children with a chainsaw?

    WSS

  • @bbedward said:

    Good, good. We need to make him sound as good as possible to bolster any chance at being able to trade him.

    Or just tell the fucking truth, as opposed to making shit up. You don't need to make everything sound as horrible as you can just because you want that kid from California.

    And if you must do that then at least make it interesting. Like how about somebody tweeting if they saw him in a Chuck E Cheese killing children with a chainsaw?

    WSS

    @westside-steve said:

    Or just tell the fucking truth, as opposed to making shit up. You don't need to make everything sound as horrible as you can just because you want that kid from California.

    And if you must do that then at least make it interesting. Like how about somebody tweeting if they saw him in a Chuck E Cheese killing children with a chainsaw?

    WSS

    It's pretty fucking bad. We used the #22 overall pick on him and by all the information we have so far we can't get shit for him - conditional 7th would be the best case scenario as I see it. Otherwise we cut him and keep him on the books and he counts against our cap.

    Forgetting the fact he's a distraction all the time - he's also a pretty shitty NFL QB. He had several accurately identified flaws coming out of college, happy feet, can only read half the field or not read it at all, chucks it up to Mike Evans, runs into pressure, doesn't step into throws.

    Call it shitty work ethic or the fact that he'll never get it, but he still has all of those same problems.

    I understand you think partying it up, fighting while speeding on the shoulder with a drunk girlfriend, taking numerous selfie videos chugging shitty malt liquor and champagne, lying to coaches, telling friends to lie to coaches, etc, etc. are all fine things that a normal 23 year old would do.

    I don't think they're fine, but it doesn't help his case that he's also a shitty quarterback.

    It has nothing to do with who I want in the draft, it has everything to do with wanting to get this piece of shit off of our team.

  • My girlfriend is great. She hates people who can't use your you're properly.

    Your mustache is scaring the kid tied up in your closet.

    @mike-h said:

    My girlfriend is great. She hates people who can't use your you're properly.

    Your mustache is scaring the kid tied up in your closet.

    That is the crustache of the next Hamilton Tiger Cat's QB. You might be familiar with him. He likes aliases and hates learning playbooks.

  • @westside-steve said:

    Or just tell the fucking truth, as opposed to making shit up. You don't need to make everything sound as horrible as you can just because you want that kid from California.

    And if you must do that then at least make it interesting. Like how about somebody tweeting if they saw him in a Chuck E Cheese killing children with a chainsaw?

    WSS

    It's pretty fucking bad. We used the #22 overall pick on him and by all the information we have so far we can't get shit for him - conditional 7th would be the best case scenario as I see it. Otherwise we cut him and keep him on the books and he counts against our cap.

    Forgetting the fact he's a distraction all the time - he's also a pretty shitty NFL QB. He had several accurately identified flaws coming out of college, happy feet, can only read half the field or not read it at all, chucks it up to Mike Evans, runs into pressure, doesn't step into throws.

    Call it shitty work ethic or the fact that he'll never get it, but he still has all of those same problems.

    I understand you think partying it up, fighting while speeding on the shoulder with a drunk girlfriend, taking numerous selfie videos chugging shitty malt liquor and champagne, lying to coaches, telling friends to lie to coaches, etc, etc. are all fine things that a normal 23 year old would do.

    I don't think they're fine, but it doesn't help his case that he's also a shitty quarterback.

    It has nothing to do with who I want in the draft, it has everything to do with wanting to get this piece of shit off of our team.

    @bbedward said:

    It's pretty fucking bad. We used the #22 overall pick on him and by all the information we have so far we can't get shit for him - conditional 7th would be the best case scenario as I see it. Otherwise we cut him and keep him on the books and he counts against our cap.

    Forgetting the fact he's a distraction all the time - he's also a pretty shitty NFL QB. He had several accurately identified flaws coming out of college, happy feet, can only read half the field or not read it at all, chucks it up to Mike Evans, runs into pressure, doesn't step into throws.

    Call it shitty work ethic or the fact that he'll never get it, but he still has all of those same problems.

    I understand you think partying it up, fighting while speeding on the shoulder with a drunk girlfriend, taking numerous selfie videos chugging shitty malt liquor and champagne, lying to coaches, telling friends to lie to coaches, etc, etc. are all fine things that a normal 23 year old would do.

    I don't think they're fine, but it doesn't help his case that he's also a shitty quarterback.

    It has nothing to do with who I want in the draft, it has everything to do with wanting to get this piece of shit off of our team.

    Not only is all of the bolded blatantly untrue or exaggerated, part of it is physically impossible, unless he's Uncle Rico and can throw the ball over them there mountains. Mike Evans plays for Tampa.

  • @bbedward said:

    It's pretty fucking bad. We used the #22 overall pick on him and by all the information we have so far we can't get shit for him - conditional 7th would be the best case scenario as I see it. Otherwise we cut him and keep him on the books and he counts against our cap.

    Forgetting the fact he's a distraction all the time - he's also a pretty shitty NFL QB. He had several accurately identified flaws coming out of college, happy feet, can only read half the field or not read it at all, chucks it up to Mike Evans, runs into pressure, doesn't step into throws.

    Call it shitty work ethic or the fact that he'll never get it, but he still has all of those same problems.

    I understand you think partying it up, fighting while speeding on the shoulder with a drunk girlfriend, taking numerous selfie videos chugging shitty malt liquor and champagne, lying to coaches, telling friends to lie to coaches, etc, etc. are all fine things that a normal 23 year old would do.

    I don't think they're fine, but it doesn't help his case that he's also a shitty quarterback.

    It has nothing to do with who I want in the draft, it has everything to do with wanting to get this piece of shit off of our team.

    Not only is all of the bolded blatantly untrue or exaggerated, part of it is physically impossible, unless he's Uncle Rico and can throw the ball over them there mountains. Mike Evans plays for Tampa.

    @mike-h said:

    Not only is all of the bolded untrue or exaggerated, part of it is physically impossible, unless he's Uncle Rico and can throw the ball over them there mountains. Mike Evans plays for Tampa.

    I was referring to in college, his go-to strategy was just chuck it in the air to Evans instead of wide open targets because he can't see the field.

    And I don't see how any of it is untrue. I see bad footwork now, I see him escaping prematurely, I see him escaping the wrong way (into pressure), I don't see him making the quick pre-snap reads or really any reads - he is best at making the reads when he escapes the pocket (IE only is looking at half of the field)

  • What prescription are you working with on those frames? Maybe time for a renewal.

  • "....with the Alouettes."

    @logicisforsquares said:

    "....with the Alouettes."

    Johnny's new theme song?:

    Ne Johnny Parler francais?