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The Best Of Joe Thomas's "the Best Two Minutes Of Your Life"

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  • C calfoxwc wrote on last edited by
    #2

    You're slipping. Almost a week wait with your manufactured hostility?

    I should have included:

    "for fans with a real sense of humor"

  • flyingfooldougF flyingfooldoug wrote on last edited by
    #3

    JT likes to hunt in the Shenango Wildlife area quite often. That's just down the street from me and I've been fortunate enough to have coffee with him at a local cafe too. He's very personable and a gentleman to boot. He tells a very interesting story about sighting a mountain lion on one of his hunts here too. Cool guy and I for one wanna see him a Brown his whole career

  • gftChrisG gftChris wrote on last edited by
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    Ghoolie, your level of hatred towards JT is impressive. It's like, if you and Poetic G ever came in to contact you would annihilate one another or something.

  • Ghoolie, your level of hatred towards JT is impressive. It's like, if you and Poetic G ever came in to contact you would annihilate one another or something.

    flyingfooldougF flyingfooldoug wrote on last edited by
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    @gftchris said:

    Ghoolie, your level of hatred towards JT is impressive. It's like, if you and Poetic G ever came in to contact you would annihilate one another or something.

    Kinda like if Anti Matter contacts Don't Matter. Then you get Who Cares?

  • U Unsympathetic wrote on last edited by
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    Perhaps they'd just cancel each other out.

    Then, since just a little bit of peace and quiet would have been achieved, they would both neither post here ever again.

    Gone, like the puff of smoke that was Manziel's NFL career, never to be seen again.

    Or, I could be dreaming, and one of them will be along shortly to add to the hate.

  • JT likes to hunt in the Shenango Wildlife area quite often. That's just down the street from me and I've been fortunate enough to have coffee with him at a local cafe too. He's very personable and a gentleman to boot. He tells a very interesting story about sighting a mountain lion on one of his hunts here too. Cool guy and I for one wanna see him a Brown his whole career

    Z Zombo wrote on last edited by
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    @flyingfooldoug said:

    JT likes to hunt in the Shenango Wildlife area quite often. That's just down the street from me and I've been fortunate enough to have coffee with him at a local cafe too. He's very personable and a gentleman to boot. He tells a very interesting story about sighting a mountain lion on one of his hunts here too. Cool guy and I for one wanna see him a Brown his whole career

    That would be quite a story since there hasn't been a cougar (Mountain lion) sighting in Ohio or any of its neighboring states in the past 25 years.

    Maybe Joe was into the hooch and spied a bobcat.

    Zombo

  • C calfoxwc wrote on last edited by
    #8

    Sure, it's been over 25 yrs, but I had a mountain lion come

    too close to me on the farm one winter night. When the sheriff came out,

    he said once in a while, a mountain lion will travel south and east because

    of hard winters and too much snow.

    and...

    http://www.cleveland.com/outdoors/index.ssf/2014/07/mountain_lion_spotting_roaming.html

  • Sure, it's been over 25 yrs, but I had a mountain lion come

    too close to me on the farm one winter night. When the sheriff came out,

    he said once in a while, a mountain lion will travel south and east because

    of hard winters and too much snow.

    and...

    http://www.cleveland.com/outdoors/index.ssf/2014/07/mountain_lion_spotting_roaming.html

    Z Zombo wrote on last edited by
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    @calfoxwc said:

    Sure, it's been over 25 yrs, but I had a mountain lion come

    too close to me on the farm one winter night. When the sheriff came out,

    he said once in a while, a mountain lion will travel south and east because

    of hard winters and too much snow.

    and...

    http://www.cleveland.com/outdoors/index.ssf/2014/07/mountain_lion_spotting_roaming.html

    I stand corrected. That is pretty cool!

    We have them down here, but they are called "Florida Panthers".

    But they aren't really Lions or Panthers ... they are Cougars.

    Since Ghoolie wants to rename the Browns, maybe we shoulda went with Cleveland Cougars.

    Zombo

  • @calfoxwc said:

    Sure, it's been over 25 yrs, but I had a mountain lion come

    too close to me on the farm one winter night. When the sheriff came out,

    he said once in a while, a mountain lion will travel south and east because

    of hard winters and too much snow.

    and...

    http://www.cleveland.com/outdoors/index.ssf/2014/07/mountain_lion_spotting_roaming.html

    I stand corrected. That is pretty cool!

    We have them down here, but they are called "Florida Panthers".

    But they aren't really Lions or Panthers ... they are Cougars.

    Since Ghoolie wants to rename the Browns, maybe we shoulda went with Cleveland Cougars.

    Zombo

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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    Zombo said:

    I stand corrected. That is pretty cool!

    We have them down here, but they are called "Florida Panthers".

    But they aren't really Lions or Panthers ... they are Cougars.

    Since Ghoolie wants to rename the Browns, maybe we shoulda went with Cleveland Cougars.

    Zombo

    And we could attract a lot of hot, older women.

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  • Zombo said:

    I stand corrected. That is pretty cool!

    We have them down here, but they are called "Florida Panthers".

    But they aren't really Lions or Panthers ... they are Cougars.

    Since Ghoolie wants to rename the Browns, maybe we shoulda went with Cleveland Cougars.

    Zombo

    And we could attract a lot of hot, older women.

    15515780296_7f19b81d91.jpg

    Z Zombo wrote on last edited by
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    @the-gipper said:

    And we could attract a lot of hot, older women.

    15515780296_7f19b81d91.jpg

    Now we're talking.

    Zombo

  • @flyingfooldoug said:

    JT likes to hunt in the Shenango Wildlife area quite often. That's just down the street from me and I've been fortunate enough to have coffee with him at a local cafe too. He's very personable and a gentleman to boot. He tells a very interesting story about sighting a mountain lion on one of his hunts here too. Cool guy and I for one wanna see him a Brown his whole career

    That would be quite a story since there hasn't been a cougar (Mountain lion) sighting in Ohio or any of its neighboring states in the past 25 years.

    Maybe Joe was into the hooch and spied a bobcat.

    Zombo

    flyingfooldougF flyingfooldoug wrote on last edited by
    #12

    Zombo said:

    That would be quite a story since there hasn't been a cougar (Mountain lion) sighting in Ohio or any of its neighboring states in the past 25 years.

    Maybe Joe was into the hooch and spied a bobcat.

    Zombo

    i can't get the link to post but cleveland.com has an article about Joe seeing a lion while hunting in the Shenango Wildlife area a couple of years ago. It may have been a bear, bigfoot or female stealer fan too. There are some strange things running around over that way. But I'm sure he saw something

  • T TexasAg1969 wrote on last edited by
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    While on a bow hunting trip in Wyoming I came across a female of the species with only her sweatshirt top on. Turned out to be one of four nudist campers who had camped out overnight.

    I told my wife the story and placated her by showing that I had a doe hunting permit, so all was well. 😆

  • Zombo said:

    I stand corrected. That is pretty cool!

    We have them down here, but they are called "Florida Panthers".

    But they aren't really Lions or Panthers ... they are Cougars.

    Since Ghoolie wants to rename the Browns, maybe we shoulda went with Cleveland Cougars.

    Zombo

    And we could attract a lot of hot, older women.

    15515780296_7f19b81d91.jpg

    One PostO One Post wrote on last edited by
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    @the-gipper said:

    And we could attract a lot of hot, older women.

    15515780296_7f19b81d91.jpg

    Oh goodness. I'd be on that shit like a chicken on a cockroach.
  • Zombo said:

    That would be quite a story since there hasn't been a cougar (Mountain lion) sighting in Ohio or any of its neighboring states in the past 25 years.

    Maybe Joe was into the hooch and spied a bobcat.

    Zombo

    i can't get the link to post but cleveland.com has an article about Joe seeing a lion while hunting in the Shenango Wildlife area a couple of years ago. It may have been a bear, bigfoot or female stealer fan too. There are some strange things running around over that way. But I'm sure he saw something

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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    @flyingfooldoug said:

    i can't get the link to post but cleveland.com has an article about Joe seeing a lion while hunting in the Shenango Wildlife area a couple of years ago. It may have been a bear, bigfoot or female stealer fan too. There are some strange things running around over that way. But I'm sure he saw something

    Cute. I vote for the female Steeler fan. Did JT bag that pelt?

  • @flyingfooldoug said:

    i can't get the link to post but cleveland.com has an article about Joe seeing a lion while hunting in the Shenango Wildlife area a couple of years ago. It may have been a bear, bigfoot or female stealer fan too. There are some strange things running around over that way. But I'm sure he saw something

    Cute. I vote for the female Steeler fan. Did JT bag that pelt?

    Z Zombo wrote on last edited by
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    @the-gipper said:

    Cute. I vote for the female Steeler fan. Did JT bag that pelt?

    Well, if he did, I dont think you would speak too much about a federal crime.

    Z

  • @the-gipper said:

    Cute. I vote for the female Steeler fan. Did JT bag that pelt?

    Well, if he did, I dont think you would speak too much about a federal crime.

    Z

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by The Gipper
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    Zombo said:

    Well, if he did, I dont think you would speak too much about a federal crime.

    Z

    I don't think it is a federal crime to bag the pelt of a female Steeler fan.

    I mean, first off....they are like the dwarf women of Middle Earth.....hard to tell male and female apart because of the beards.

  • Zombo said:

    Well, if he did, I dont think you would speak too much about a federal crime.

    Z

    I don't think it is a federal crime to bag the pelt of a female Steeler fan.

    I mean, first off....they are like the dwarf women of Middle Earth.....hard to tell male and female apart because of the beards.

    Z Zombo wrote on last edited by
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    @the-gipper said:

    I don't think it is a federal crime to bag the pelt of a female Steeler fan.

    I mean, first off....they are like the dwarf women of Middle Earth.....hard to tell male and female apart because of the beards.

    Oh, I thought you meant the Mountain Lion.

    Steeler fan pelt ... no harm, no foul.

    Z

  • gftChrisG gftChris wrote on last edited by
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    VesnaKociper said:

    You post pussy and the conversations gets diluted.

    ME? Hate Joe Thomas? I don't hate Joe Thomas. I hate assholes who think this useless fucker is good, and headed to the HOF. You guys are like whores on a sailor weekend houseboat. You open your mouth and jism comes pouring out.

    The video of him is the most lame ass, meaningless conversation ever recorded. He is as funny as shit on the back of your chicks twat.

    So you don't think he's headed to the hall? Fine. You're welcome to your opinion. But if you weren't the only one thinking that it would be a lot easier to take you seriously.

    Your point about having a HoF tackle and still not achieving much is valid, but it's not his fault the drafting, coaching and playing around him has been dire.

  • VesnaKociper said:

    You post pussy and the conversations gets diluted.

    ME? Hate Joe Thomas? I don't hate Joe Thomas. I hate assholes who think this useless fucker is good, and headed to the HOF. You guys are like whores on a sailor weekend houseboat. You open your mouth and jism comes pouring out.

    The video of him is the most lame ass, meaningless conversation ever recorded. He is as funny as shit on the back of your chicks twat.

    So you don't think he's headed to the hall? Fine. You're welcome to your opinion. But if you weren't the only one thinking that it would be a lot easier to take you seriously.

    Your point about having a HoF tackle and still not achieving much is valid, but it's not his fault the drafting, coaching and playing around him has been dire.

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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    @gftchris said:

    So you don't think he's headed to the hall? Fine. You're welcome to your opinion. But if you weren't the only one thinking that it would be a lot easier to take you seriously.

    Your point about having a HoF tackle and still not achieving much is valid, but it's not his fault the drafting, coaching and playing around him has been dire.

    The New England Patriots are not in the Super Bowl now because they did not have someone close to the quality of Joe Thomas playing for them.

    Can having a good offensive line win you a championship? No.....so I guess Ghoolie may be right about that point, you need the skill performers as well.

    Can not having a good offensive line lose you a championship.....Absolutely. Without it, those skilled performers, like Tom Brady will be flat on their backs.

  • MudflyM Mudfly wrote on last edited by
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    plus...there is a huge pile of HOF skill players that never won anything either......

    Whether it's WR, QB or LT.....if you only have one good player you aint winning....period.

    So the argument that Thomas never won us a game is stupid at best....

    The Marino, Sanders and Dickersons never won either.....its a long list....