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  • neil sedaka?

    c'mon man......got sooo many better choices.

    and i'm not even a fan but this could play out like a junior seau spinoff (kidding folks)

  • The Calgary Stampeders had better have a baby sitter for Johnny.

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  • 16...

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  • W Westside Steve

    And if he didn't, why in the sweet fuck is this even a story?

    Drunk chick claiming to be ex girlfriend pounding on the door of an apartment screaming. Neighbor calls the police. Drunk chick says she's concerned for Johnny's safety and is uncooperative.

    WSS

    @westside-steve said:

    And if he didn't, why in the sweet fuck is this even a story?

    Drunk chick claiming to be ex girlfriend pounding on the door of an apartment screaming. Neighbor calls the police. Drunk chick says she's concerned for Johnny's safety and is uncooperative.

    WSS

    I don't think they'd use a search chopper in a scenario like that.

    Maybe Johnny pounding on ex girlfriend apartment blacked out trying to apologize for banging out other girls last week, then ran off and ex girlfriend called concerned about blacked out Johnny running off by himself.

    MudflyM 1 Reply

  • Not exactly the above scenario, but I was reading the incident like more like a distraught ex trying to get his girl back as well.

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  • I was thinking:

    She hunted him down in Dallas and found him partying with his bros and hoes and she threw a fit, so he bitch slapped her.

    She got back to her place and called police.

    In the meantime he was texting her saying how sorry he was, and how down he was.

    So when the cops showed up, she didn't want to tell them about the slap, just wanted them to find him safe since he was so down.

    Then after the helicopter manhunt, they found him sleeping on his buddy's couch with two hoes.

    They high-fived him and left.

    Zombo

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  • lol... Now that's a lot of reading between the lines...

    Oh... and 15...

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  • bbedwardB bbedward

    @westside-steve said:

    And if he didn't, why in the sweet fuck is this even a story?

    Drunk chick claiming to be ex girlfriend pounding on the door of an apartment screaming. Neighbor calls the police. Drunk chick says she's concerned for Johnny's safety and is uncooperative.

    WSS

    I don't think they'd use a search chopper in a scenario like that.

    Maybe Johnny pounding on ex girlfriend apartment blacked out trying to apologize for banging out other girls last week, then ran off and ex girlfriend called concerned about blacked out Johnny running off by himself.

    @bbedward said:

    I don't think they'd use a search chopper in a scenario like that.

    Gotta agree.....in fact, I see NO scenario that a police dept sends out a helicopter looking for anybody in a drunken spat wit their girlfriend...

    well find out soon enough, Im sure.....but there HAS to be more to the story if they are flying helicopters around looking for this guy...

    Id believe it if there was a possible threat to hurt himself?......or maybe if he was wasted drunk and driving????.....or maybe some more famous guy entitlement treatment?....

    But just to look for a guy cause his girl friend was worried?.....No feking way...

  • Tour2maT Tour2ma

    lol... Now that's a lot of reading between the lines...

    Oh... and 15...

    @tour2ma said:

    lol... Now that's a lot of reading between the lines...

    Oh... and 15...

    By the way, I'm sure I missed a rib tickler but what is your countdown pertaining to?

    WSS

    www.westsidesteve.com www.myspace.com/westsidestevemusic www.cdbaby.com/artist/westsidestevesimmons
  • W Westside Steve

    @tour2ma said:

    lol... Now that's a lot of reading between the lines...

    Oh... and 15...

    By the way, I'm sure I missed a rib tickler but what is your countdown pertaining to?

    WSS

    @westside-steve said:

    By the way, I'm sure I missed a rib tickler but what is your countdown pertaining to?

    @the-gipper said:

    When this thread reaches 30 pages, will our long national nightmare be over?

    @hoorta said:

    We're going for 50, or until he gets sent packing.

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  • Ah

    WSS

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  • ribs and ticklers?....now that sounds like a party.....

  • Z-I laughed. ๐Ÿ˜† Good tale.

  • Manziel is by far the most consistent qb the browns have had since 99.

    "We are Americans. We don't quit doing something because it's wrong. We just keep doing the wrong thing till it turns out right." Browns maybe the most American Football team ever.

  • Manziel is my pet.

  • MudflyM Mudfly

    Hahahaha,,,,,now they have a helicopter in the story......it just gets better and better.....no one could make this stuff up.....

    http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/01/30/police-searched-for-manziel-with-helicopter/

    @mudfly said:

    Hahahaha,,,,,now they have a helicopter in the story......it just gets better and better.....no one could make this stuff up.....

    http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/01/30/police-searched-for-manziel-with-helicopter/

    Yup....

    @texasag1969 said:

    My favorite comment "Manzielโ€™s riding with Al Cowlings in a white bronco." ๐Ÿ˜

    I thought of that too AG. ๐Ÿ™‚

    @westside-steve said:

    And if he didn't, why in the sweet fuck is this even a story?

    Drunk chick claiming to be ex girlfriend pounding on the door of an apartment screaming. Neighbor calls the police. Drunk chick says she's concerned for Johnny's safety and is uncooperative.

    WSS

    See below.....

    @masterdog said:

    JF with a reality TV show would be a big hit. This dude is a magnet for drama.

    I wouldn't doubt Bravo! Has already contacted him. Already better than "The Real Housewives of Atlanta". Steve, you do know people actually watch Keeping up with the Kardashians. ? Food Network wants him too- "Johnny Rates the best Bars".

    @cdl15 said:

    Manziel is by far the most consistent qb the browns have had since 99.

    Consistently entertaining.

  • hoortaH hoorta

    @mudfly said:

    Hahahaha,,,,,now they have a helicopter in the story......it just gets better and better.....no one could make this stuff up.....

    http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/01/30/police-searched-for-manziel-with-helicopter/

    Yup....

    @texasag1969 said:

    My favorite comment "Manzielโ€™s riding with Al Cowlings in a white bronco." ๐Ÿ˜

    I thought of that too AG. ๐Ÿ™‚

    @westside-steve said:

    And if he didn't, why in the sweet fuck is this even a story?

    Drunk chick claiming to be ex girlfriend pounding on the door of an apartment screaming. Neighbor calls the police. Drunk chick says she's concerned for Johnny's safety and is uncooperative.

    WSS

    See below.....

    @masterdog said:

    JF with a reality TV show would be a big hit. This dude is a magnet for drama.

    I wouldn't doubt Bravo! Has already contacted him. Already better than "The Real Housewives of Atlanta". Steve, you do know people actually watch Keeping up with the Kardashians. ? Food Network wants him too- "Johnny Rates the best Bars".

    @cdl15 said:

    Manziel is by far the most consistent qb the browns have had since 99.

    Consistently entertaining.

    @hoorta said:

    Consistently entertaining.

    If only entertaining won football games. Currently it only wins presidential elections.

  • Manziel is a joke. He sucks and is an idiot.

    :neutral_face:

  • Well, Broadway Johnny is now a flop. He has serious problems - and trading him

    is now going to be a joke, maybe.

    what a waste of a draft pick. He never was a fit for the Browns, or their locker room...

    dammit, Farmer and Pettine.

    dammit.

  • C calfoxwc

    Well, Broadway Johnny is now a flop. He has serious problems - and trading him

    is now going to be a joke, maybe.

    what a waste of a draft pick. He never was a fit for the Browns, or their locker room...

    dammit, Farmer and Pettine.

    dammit.

    @calfoxwc said:

    Well, Broadway Johnny is now a flop. He has serious problems - and trading him

    is now going to be a joke, maybe.

    what a waste of a draft pick. He never was a fit for the Browns, or their locker room...

    dammit, Farmer and Pettine.

    dammit.

    Farmer and Jimmy.

    Let's not hang Johnny on Pettine. He was stuck with him like we were stuck with him. He did his best. It wouldn't have mattered.

    Johnny was a red flag that blew up in their faces.

    Red flags tend to do that.

    Z

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