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  • No, I don't care that Johnny is still drinking, legally. Even if it is drinking champagne straight out of the bottle in a club like a douche.

    But I found the commentary on the hat funny. "No white guy wears a hat like that and has his shit together in life".

    http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/johnny-football-spotted-partying-in-miami-drinking-champagne-from-the-bottle-wearing-the-worst-hat-of-all-time/

    And no one puts Johnny on the second page.

    Zombo

  • And now we know more about Colleen's personality.

    Exactly what would it take in a human to be attracted to someone like Colleen? JFF chose her, not the other way around.

    From this, we develop a picture of who JFF actually is: Someone who needs drama to feel "alive", and simply can't sit down/shut up and do work of any sort because it bores him.

    You know, exactly the kind of person you don't want on a team.

    ---

    This is why everyone who asserts "He's Young, He'll Learn" is 100% wrong. He'll never learn. I don't know if intellectually he can or not, but it doesn't matter because his character as a person prevents him from ever actually growing in any substantive way.

  • Even though we might disagree on whether or not you want somebody like that on your team, there is some truth to your statement. I don't know how many of the guys on this board have ever had one of those relationships. I know I have. They do wear you down in time, but until that happens the passion is almost irresistible.

    WSS

  • Even though we might disagree on whether or not you want somebody like that on your team, there is some truth to your statement. I don't know how many of the guys on this board have ever had one of those relationships. I know I have. They do wear you down in time, but until that happens the passion is almost irresistible.

    WSS

    @westside-steve said:

    Even though we might disagree on whether or not you want somebody like that on your team, there is some truth to your statement. I don't know how many of the guys on this board have ever had one of those relationships. I know I have. They do wear you down in time, but until that happens the passion is almost irresistible.

    WSS

    Sing us this song Steve. 😆

    She'll only come out at night

    The lean and hungry type

    Nothing is new, I've seen her here before

    Watching and waiting

    Ooh, she's sittin' with you but her eyes are on the door

    So many have paid to see

    What you think you're gettin' for free

    The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar

    Money's the matter

    If you're in it for love, you ain't gonna get too far.

    Watch out boy she'll chew you up

    (Oh-oh, here she comes) She's a maneater

    (Oh-oh, here she comes) Watch out boy she'll chew you up

    (Oh-oh, here she comes) She's a maneater

    I wouldn't if I were you

    I know what she can do

    She's deadly man, she could really rip your world apart

    Mind over matter

    Ooh, the beauty is there but a beast is in the heart

  • I like the majority of Hall&Oates, but dear sweet baby Jebus I hate that song. It would give an iguana a seizure.

    Here's the thing, Steve.... the passion is irresistible for you. [And, staying on topic, JFF, it would seem.] Not for me. It's really not universal. I don't know what the percentage is, but it's not 100%. The energy repels me.. perhaps it entrances others. Why? No idea.

    But my hypothesis is that it's precisely the energy/willingness to let one's self be irresponsible/need to fill empty space with something funNOWGOGO which is completely antithetical to a tough long job.

    I'm not saying it's wrong to feel that way... I'm saying that by allowing himself to act on those feelings JFF is, in fact, the definition of a bad teammate. If your action is pure feeling.. you might be irresponsible.

  • I like the majority of Hall&Oates, but dear sweet baby Jebus I hate that song. It would give an iguana a seizure.

    Here's the thing, Steve.... the passion is irresistible for you. [And, staying on topic, JFF, it would seem.] Not for me. It's really not universal. I don't know what the percentage is, but it's not 100%. The energy repels me.. perhaps it entrances others. Why? No idea.

    But my hypothesis is that it's precisely the energy/willingness to let one's self be irresponsible/need to fill empty space with something funNOWGOGO which is completely antithetical to a tough long job.

    I'm not saying it's wrong to feel that way... I'm saying that by allowing himself to act on those feelings JFF is, in fact, the definition of a bad teammate. If your action is pure feeling.. you might be irresponsible.

    @unsympathetic said:

    I like the majority of Hall&Oates, but dear sweet baby Jebus I hate that song. It would give an iguana a seizure.

    It should have given JM a seisure instead of a massive headache that won't go away. 😛

  • No, I don't care that Johnny is still drinking, legally. Even if it is drinking champagne straight out of the bottle in a club like a douche.

    But I found the commentary on the hat funny. "No white guy wears a hat like that and has his shit together in life".

    http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/johnny-football-spotted-partying-in-miami-drinking-champagne-from-the-bottle-wearing-the-worst-hat-of-all-time/

    And no one puts Johnny on the second page.

    Zombo

    Zombo said:

    No, I don't care that Johnny is still drinking, legally. Even if it is drinking champagne straight out of the bottle in a club like a douche.

    But I found the commentary on the hat funny. "No white guy wears a hat like that and has his shit together in life".

    http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/johnny-football-spotted-partying-in-miami-drinking-champagne-from-the-bottle-wearing-the-worst-hat-of-all-time/

    And no one puts Johnny on the second page.

    Zombo

    He fuck your girlfriend? You're obsessed old man.

  • Zombo said:

    No, I don't care that Johnny is still drinking, legally. Even if it is drinking champagne straight out of the bottle in a club like a douche.

    But I found the commentary on the hat funny. "No white guy wears a hat like that and has his shit together in life".

    http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/johnny-football-spotted-partying-in-miami-drinking-champagne-from-the-bottle-wearing-the-worst-hat-of-all-time/

    And no one puts Johnny on the second page.

    Zombo

    He fuck your girlfriend? You're obsessed old man.

    @mike-h said:

    He fuck your girlfriend? You're obsessed old man.

    Listen, I get it.

    As our resident Douche, you get offended when I make fun of other douches.

    You take it personally. But you shouldn't.

    You are born the way you are, and we don't mind having an occasional douche around here.

    But here is what you should take personal: That you were WRONG about Manziel and that I was right about him.

    That's what you should chew on. Just like you were wrong about ... Oh, just about everybody you've ever commented on.

    Yes, I'm an old man ... and you're a young pussy. I'm comfortable with that. Because when I was young I was a man too ... I was never a douche or a pussy. Like you.

    Zombo

    --Does your boyfriend let you wear that hat out in public?

  • You're very proud of the marginal accomplishments you've almost surely, barely scraped by to achieve in life.

    I guess you have to celebrate the wins, no matter how small they may be. (Have a feeling based on your obvious insecurity that you're very much familiar with small things)

    P.S. Manziel can play quarterback. How angry does that make you feel, that even this small, insignificant moment in your life that you are celebrating, is only half true?

    I feel sorry for you.

  • Almost forgot... 30...

  • Made a joke and the withered corpse got really offensive. Weird guy

  • You're very proud of the marginal accomplishments you've almost surely, barely scraped by to achieve in life.

    I guess you have to celebrate the wins, no matter how small they may be. (Have a feeling based on your obvious insecurity that you're very much familiar with small things)

    P.S. Manziel can play quarterback. How angry does that make you feel, that even this small, insignificant moment in your life that you are celebrating, is only half true?

    I feel sorry for you.

    @mike-h said:

    You're very proud of the marginal accomplishments you've almost surely, barely scraped by to achieve in life.

    I guess you have to celebrate the wins, no matter how small they may be. (Have a feeling based on your obvious insecurity that you're very much familiar with small things)

    P.S. Manziel can play quarterback. How angry does that make you feel, that even this small, insignificant moment in your life that you are celebrating, is only half true?

    I feel sorry for you.

    Mikey wants to have a dick measuring contest ... anyone surprised?

    Probably keeps a slide ruler in his sweater vest pocket. Probably how he met his husband.

    Mike, I have a nice career, a beautiful woman, and half this board has met me in person and can probably say that I am an alright dude ... but, you're right. I fail at life. I fail at life because I dont have a fake internet writing job with a fansite and I don't sniff the jocks of athletes who are undependable douches.

    I wanna be like Mike.

    He can play quarterback? Sure. But not for us he can't. Isn't that the point?

    Z

  • A person halfway content with themselves wouldn't feel the need to justify their happiness to someone they allegedly do not like/respect.

    You're getting sadder.

  • A person halfway content with themselves wouldn't feel the need to justify their happiness to someone they allegedly do not like/respect.

    You're getting sadder.

    @mike-h said:

    A person halfway content with themselves wouldn't feel the need to justify their happiness to someone they allegedly do not like/respect.

    You're getting sadder.

    Lol. Do you have any real friends, Chachi?

    Seriously.

    Z

  • Johnny could quite possibly be the most unlikeable person on the planet.

    Farmer should of done his homework on his dad, family history, and personality.

    for some reason, I picture Pet walking in Rays office and say, "Ray, I need a fast cornerback".

    Ray, eating ruffles potatoes with them spilled all over his shirt, and playing solitare, google's "Super Fast CB".

    He looks at Justin Gilbert's highlight reel and says, "MIKE, Come in HERE MIKE! I FOUND OUR GUY!"

    Day 2, Farmer is working hard on another game of Solitaire and watching Hulu in the background.

    Pet walks in, "Ray can you find me a quarterback who loves football?"

    Ray: "I'm on it Mike!"

    Ray: Google's "Quarterback with Swag".... Kordell Stewart and Randall Cunningham highlight videos popup....

    Ray: FUCK! (adds College QB with Swag), and finds Johnny Footballs highlight reel.

    Ray: "Jimmy, I think I've found our answer........"

    But the catch is Ray never really did any real scouting. He was eating ruffles and fucking around on the internet. He googled Super Fast CB and we ended up with Gilbert.

    He googled Bowe onto the team too, and no one stopped him. Pet probably called it out to Jimmy, but jimmy was too blind to see.

    Had the browns of actually checked out his personality or done a legit scouting report for manziel like the Pats did, they would've stayed away from him.....

  • @mike-h said:

    A person halfway content with themselves wouldn't feel the need to justify their happiness to someone they allegedly do not like/respect.

    You're getting sadder.

    Lol. Do you have any real friends, Chachi?

    Seriously.

    Z

    Zombo said:

    Lol. Do you have any real friends, Chachi?

    Seriously.

    Z

    MichaelJordanCryingMeme dot gif

    This is such a sad story.

  • Zombo said:

    Lol. Do you have any real friends, Chachi?

    Seriously.

    Z

    MichaelJordanCryingMeme dot gif

    This is such a sad story.

    @mike-h said:

    MichaelJordanCryingMeme dot gif

    This is such a sad story.

    So ... no.

    Z

  • I like the majority of Hall&Oates, but dear sweet baby Jebus I hate that song. It would give an iguana a seizure.

    Here's the thing, Steve.... the passion is irresistible for you. [And, staying on topic, JFF, it would seem.] Not for me. It's really not universal. I don't know what the percentage is, but it's not 100%. The energy repels me.. perhaps it entrances others. Why? No idea.

    But my hypothesis is that it's precisely the energy/willingness to let one's self be irresponsible/need to fill empty space with something funNOWGOGO which is completely antithetical to a tough long job.

    I'm not saying it's wrong to feel that way... I'm saying that by allowing himself to act on those feelings JFF is, in fact, the definition of a bad teammate. If your action is pure feeling.. you might be irresponsible.

    @unsympathetic said:

    I like the majority of Hall&Oates, but dear sweet baby Jebus I hate that song. It would give an iguana a seizure.

    Here's the thing, Steve.... the passion is irresistible for you. [And, staying on topic, JFF, it would seem.] Not for me. It's really not universal. I don't know what the percentage is, but it's not 100%. The energy repels me.. perhaps it entrances others. Why? No idea.

    But my hypothesis is that it's precisely the energy/willingness to let one's self be irresponsible/need to fill empty space with something funNOWGOGO which is completely antithetical to a tough long job.

    I'm not saying it's wrong to feel that way... I'm saying that by allowing himself to act on those feelings JFF is, in fact, the definition of a bad teammate. If your action is pure feeling.. you might be irresponsible.

    Hey all I'm saying is that I've been there, other guys have been there. You grow out of it. It's not fun for ever. But no matter he's had a couple of public incidents with this chick that really no bearing on his performance on the field whatsoever.

    I can't imagine any other player giving a fuck if one of them has a fight with his crazy girlfriend.

    WSS

  • Why does this guy matter?

  • A person halfway content with themselves wouldn't feel the need to justify their happiness to someone they allegedly do not like/respect.

    You're getting sadder.

    @mike-h said:

    A person halfway content with themselves wouldn't feel the need to justify their happiness to someone they allegedly do not like/respect.

    You're getting sadder.

    poor ole mike..he now sees his shitfuckass browns team take another blow because the f.o. are fucking idiots for drafting the little cunt...how does it feel to see your team get set back another 2-3 yrs because of draft pick 22 in 2015....HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA