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  • Almost forgot... 30...

    "When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196

  • Made a joke and the withered corpse got really offensive. Weird guy

  • Mike HM Mike H

    You're very proud of the marginal accomplishments you've almost surely, barely scraped by to achieve in life.

    I guess you have to celebrate the wins, no matter how small they may be. (Have a feeling based on your obvious insecurity that you're very much familiar with small things)

    P.S. Manziel can play quarterback. How angry does that make you feel, that even this small, insignificant moment in your life that you are celebrating, is only half true?

    I feel sorry for you.

    @mike-h said:

    You're very proud of the marginal accomplishments you've almost surely, barely scraped by to achieve in life.

    I guess you have to celebrate the wins, no matter how small they may be. (Have a feeling based on your obvious insecurity that you're very much familiar with small things)

    P.S. Manziel can play quarterback. How angry does that make you feel, that even this small, insignificant moment in your life that you are celebrating, is only half true?

    I feel sorry for you.

    Mikey wants to have a dick measuring contest ... anyone surprised?

    Probably keeps a slide ruler in his sweater vest pocket. Probably how he met his husband.

    Mike, I have a nice career, a beautiful woman, and half this board has met me in person and can probably say that I am an alright dude ... but, you're right. I fail at life. I fail at life because I dont have a fake internet writing job with a fansite and I don't sniff the jocks of athletes who are undependable douches.

    I wanna be like Mike.

    He can play quarterback? Sure. But not for us he can't. Isn't that the point?

    Z

  • A person halfway content with themselves wouldn't feel the need to justify their happiness to someone they allegedly do not like/respect.

    You're getting sadder.

    Z B 2 Replies
  • Mike HM Mike H

    A person halfway content with themselves wouldn't feel the need to justify their happiness to someone they allegedly do not like/respect.

    You're getting sadder.

    @mike-h said:

    A person halfway content with themselves wouldn't feel the need to justify their happiness to someone they allegedly do not like/respect.

    You're getting sadder.

    Lol. Do you have any real friends, Chachi?

    Seriously.

    Z

    Mike HM 1 Reply

  • Johnny could quite possibly be the most unlikeable person on the planet.

    Farmer should of done his homework on his dad, family history, and personality.

    for some reason, I picture Pet walking in Rays office and say, "Ray, I need a fast cornerback".

    Ray, eating ruffles potatoes with them spilled all over his shirt, and playing solitare, google's "Super Fast CB".

    He looks at Justin Gilbert's highlight reel and says, "MIKE, Come in HERE MIKE! I FOUND OUR GUY!"

    Day 2, Farmer is working hard on another game of Solitaire and watching Hulu in the background.

    Pet walks in, "Ray can you find me a quarterback who loves football?"

    Ray: "I'm on it Mike!"

    Ray: Google's "Quarterback with Swag".... Kordell Stewart and Randall Cunningham highlight videos popup....

    Ray: FUCK! (adds College QB with Swag), and finds Johnny Footballs highlight reel.

    Ray: "Jimmy, I think I've found our answer........"

    But the catch is Ray never really did any real scouting. He was eating ruffles and fucking around on the internet. He googled Super Fast CB and we ended up with Gilbert.

    He googled Bowe onto the team too, and no one stopped him. Pet probably called it out to Jimmy, but jimmy was too blind to see.

    Had the browns of actually checked out his personality or done a legit scouting report for manziel like the Pats did, they would've stayed away from him.....

  • Z Zombo

    @mike-h said:

    A person halfway content with themselves wouldn't feel the need to justify their happiness to someone they allegedly do not like/respect.

    You're getting sadder.

    Lol. Do you have any real friends, Chachi?

    Seriously.

    Z

    Zombo said:

    Lol. Do you have any real friends, Chachi?

    Seriously.

    Z

    MichaelJordanCryingMeme dot gif

    This is such a sad story.

  • Mike HM Mike H

    Zombo said:

    Lol. Do you have any real friends, Chachi?

    Seriously.

    Z

    MichaelJordanCryingMeme dot gif

    This is such a sad story.

    @mike-h said:

    MichaelJordanCryingMeme dot gif

    This is such a sad story.

    So ... no.

    Z

  • U Unsympathetic

    I like the majority of Hall&Oates, but dear sweet baby Jebus I hate that song. It would give an iguana a seizure.

    Here's the thing, Steve.... the passion is irresistible for you. [And, staying on topic, JFF, it would seem.] Not for me. It's really not universal. I don't know what the percentage is, but it's not 100%. The energy repels me.. perhaps it entrances others. Why? No idea.

    But my hypothesis is that it's precisely the energy/willingness to let one's self be irresponsible/need to fill empty space with something funNOWGOGO which is completely antithetical to a tough long job.

    I'm not saying it's wrong to feel that way... I'm saying that by allowing himself to act on those feelings JFF is, in fact, the definition of a bad teammate. If your action is pure feeling.. you might be irresponsible.

    @unsympathetic said:

    I like the majority of Hall&Oates, but dear sweet baby Jebus I hate that song. It would give an iguana a seizure.

    Here's the thing, Steve.... the passion is irresistible for you. [And, staying on topic, JFF, it would seem.] Not for me. It's really not universal. I don't know what the percentage is, but it's not 100%. The energy repels me.. perhaps it entrances others. Why? No idea.

    But my hypothesis is that it's precisely the energy/willingness to let one's self be irresponsible/need to fill empty space with something funNOWGOGO which is completely antithetical to a tough long job.

    I'm not saying it's wrong to feel that way... I'm saying that by allowing himself to act on those feelings JFF is, in fact, the definition of a bad teammate. If your action is pure feeling.. you might be irresponsible.

    Hey all I'm saying is that I've been there, other guys have been there. You grow out of it. It's not fun for ever. But no matter he's had a couple of public incidents with this chick that really no bearing on his performance on the field whatsoever.

    I can't imagine any other player giving a fuck if one of them has a fight with his crazy girlfriend.

    WSS

    www.westsidesteve.com www.myspace.com/westsidestevemusic www.cdbaby.com/artist/westsidestevesimmons

  • Why does this guy matter?

    I'm awesome, and I fuck dolphins. Ghoolie 12/2/2012: I have absolutely no skills, training or pride
  • Mike HM Mike H

    A person halfway content with themselves wouldn't feel the need to justify their happiness to someone they allegedly do not like/respect.

    You're getting sadder.

    @mike-h said:

    A person halfway content with themselves wouldn't feel the need to justify their happiness to someone they allegedly do not like/respect.

    You're getting sadder.

    poor ole mike..he now sees his shitfuckass browns team take another blow because the f.o. are fucking idiots for drafting the little cunt...how does it feel to see your team get set back another 2-3 yrs because of draft pick 22 in 2015....HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA

  • Mike HM Mike H

    You're very proud of the marginal accomplishments you've almost surely, barely scraped by to achieve in life.

    I guess you have to celebrate the wins, no matter how small they may be. (Have a feeling based on your obvious insecurity that you're very much familiar with small things)

    P.S. Manziel can play quarterback. How angry does that make you feel, that even this small, insignificant moment in your life that you are celebrating, is only half true?

    I feel sorry for you.

    @mike-h said:

    You're very proud of the marginal accomplishments you've almost surely, barely scraped by to achieve in life.

    I guess you have to celebrate the wins, no matter how small they may be. (Have a feeling based on your obvious insecurity that you're very much familiar with small things)

    P.S. Manziel can play quarterback. How angry does that make you feel, that even this small, insignificant moment in your life that you are celebrating, is only half true?

    I feel sorry for you.

    Right you are Mike. Manziel can play quarterback, probably in the CFL or Arena League. That is, if he doesn't drink himself to death first. After the last series of incidents, any NFL GM or owner that would even consider signing him after the Browns cut him has to be smoking some really good stuff. They may not even get the chance- wouldn't surprise me if 'Ol Roger suspends him.

    & it wasn't just Zombo that didn't like the Manziel pick. When I'm wrong- I admit it, and I try not to gloat when I'm right.

  • Well no one can accuse him of screwing up leaving Cleveland in the rear view mirror. 😆

    http://nypost.com/2016/03/01/johnny-manziel-embraces-out-of-control-lifestyle-in-stripper-video/

    stillmotionS Mark OM 2 Replies
  • T TexasAg1969

    Well no one can accuse him of screwing up leaving Cleveland in the rear view mirror. 😆

    http://nypost.com/2016/03/01/johnny-manziel-embraces-out-of-control-lifestyle-in-stripper-video/

    @texasag1969 said:

    Well no one can accuse him of screwing up leaving Cleveland in the rear view mirror. 😆

    http://nypost.com/2016/03/01/johnny-manziel-embraces-out-of-control-lifestyle-in-stripper-video/

    holy s$%^........

    wow Johnny's dad may be right. he may party himself to death before his next birthday....

    Johnny 8ball be lovin himself some liquor, strippers, and cocaine.....

  • Oh my God!!!!!!

    WSS

    www.westsidesteve.com www.myspace.com/westsidestevemusic www.cdbaby.com/artist/westsidestevesimmons

  • who cares

    hoortaH 1 Reply
  • T TexasAg1969

    Well no one can accuse him of screwing up leaving Cleveland in the rear view mirror. 😆

    http://nypost.com/2016/03/01/johnny-manziel-embraces-out-of-control-lifestyle-in-stripper-video/

    @texasag1969 said:

    Well no one can accuse him of screwing up leaving Cleveland in the rear view mirror. 😆

    http://nypost.com/2016/03/01/johnny-manziel-embraces-out-of-control-lifestyle-in-stripper-video/

    Yep...that's the guy I want leading my franchise. What a fucking tool... Only a complete douchebag who wants people to see him partying it up at strip clubs gets themselves videotaped there. This team can't move on fast enough. I'd love to hear the defenders claim now that it's no big deal and every QB is doing it but its only news because its Johnny. Fuck this guy... What a waste of 2 years...

  • I betcha mike pettine is laughing

  • stillmotionS stillmotion

    I betcha mike pettine is laughing

    @stillmotion said:

    I betcha mike pettine is laughing

    I hope so...

    On the other hand, I hope Jimmah is getting more and more pissed with every video. Maybe he'll go "Al Davis" on the boy...

    "When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196

  • Pettine's not laughing...I think he knows that kid is heading for a crash & burn. I'm thinking his Father is right & that's a shame.

    I used to support Johnny but, sadly, he is making no effort to change.

    Mike

    IN DORSEY I TRUST
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