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  • Ought to come in handy...

  • you're going to get a null pointer exception when you reach the end of the list and try to get the next X. you need to have some kind of check in there.

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  • So, let "X" = (player name)

    and the code would read:

    OPEN playerlistnames database

    X = " "

    X = READ (name of first player)

    STARTLOOP

    "Is " + X + "over the hill?"

    "Is " + X + "washed up?"

    "Is " + X + "going to make the roster?"

    "Is " + X + "going to earn a starting job?"

    "Is " + X + "going to adapt to new coaches?"

    "Is " + X + "able to adapt to new system?"

    "Is " + X + "a complete bust, even though it's freaking JUNE?"

    "Should we trade " + X "now?"

    "Will " + X + "stay healthy?"

    X + "is a fatass"

    X + "is a loser"

    X + "shouldn't have been drafted"

    NEXT X

    LOOP

    @calfoxwc said:

    So, let "X" = (player name)

    and the code would read:

    OPEN playerlistnames database

    X = " "

    X = READ (name of first player)

    STARTLOOP

    "Is " + X + "over the hill?"

    "Is " + X + "washed up?"

    "Is " + X + "going to make the roster?"

    "Is " + X + "going to earn a starting job?"

    "Is " + X + "going to adapt to new coaches?"

    "Is " + X + "able to adapt to new system?"

    "Is " + X + "a complete bust, even though it's freaking JUNE?"

    "Should we trade " + X "now?"

    "Will " + X + "stay healthy?"

    X + "is a fatass"

    X + "is a loser"

    X + "shouldn't have been drafted"

    NEXT X

    LOOP

    Why are you putting all this on Xavier Cooper?

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  • So I should place my 'X gone give it to ya' thread here??

  • you're going to get a null pointer exception when you reach the end of the list and try to get the next X. you need to have some kind of check in there.

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    @gftchris said:

    you're going to get a null pointer exception when you reach the end of the list and try to get the next X. you need to have some kind of check in there.

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    Yep, I thought of that, but I had to go run an errand, Wifie is getting her car worked on.... just makin

    the dumb point.... 🙂

  • How about "the Browns will win X amount of games", oh wait X is the Roman numeral for 10, strike that

  • for (x = 1 ; x < 53 ; x ++)

  • for (x = 1 ; x < 53 ; x ++)

    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    for (x = 1 ; x < 53 ; x ++)

    Hard coding the number of players on the roster? Not cool. Also, initialising x, or maybe a language I don't remember? Final (yes pun) - starting at 1 and going less than 53 means you only go through 52 players.

    for (int x = 0; x < players.Length; x++)

    {

    // do cal's stuff

    }

  • @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    for (x = 1 ; x < 53 ; x ++)

    Hard coding the number of players on the roster? Not cool. Also, initialising x, or maybe a language I don't remember? Final (yes pun) - starting at 1 and going less than 53 means you only go through 52 players.

    for (int x = 0; x < players.Length; x++)

    {

    // do cal's stuff

    }

    @gftchris said:

    Hard coding the number of players on the roster? Not cool. Also, initialising x, or maybe a language I don't remember? Final (yes pun) - starting at 1 and going less than 53 means you only go through 52 players.

    for (int x = 0; x < players.Length; x++)

    {

    // do cal's stuff

    }

    That's better. I was sleepy, lazy and drunk - the best combination when writing any sort of code.

  • @gftchris said:

    Hard coding the number of players on the roster? Not cool. Also, initialising x, or maybe a language I don't remember? Final (yes pun) - starting at 1 and going less than 53 means you only go through 52 players.

    for (int x = 0; x < players.Length; x++)

    {

    // do cal's stuff

    }

    That's better. I was sleepy, lazy and drunk - the best combination when writing any sort of code.

    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    That's better. I was sleepy, lazy and drunk - the best combination when writing any sort of code.

    "hey this code works for now, but I'm going to clear it up a bit, make it future-proof"

    *three days later*

    "I just want to get it back to how it was!!!"

  • "ELSEIF EOF

    DISPLAY "This is the last player, do you wish to continue? If yes, press "Y", If no, push

    power button on computer for three seconds and have a nice ghoolish day"

    END ELSEIF

    LOL

  • I think we have a future blog topic generating program on our hands.

  • Looking over the roster I see only 9 out of 90 😡 left not drafted or acquired by R. Farmer? Greco, Carder & Haden were Tom Heckert 2010-12? J.Thomas was drafted by P. Savage. Is Des & Ant. Bryant, Poyer, Mingo & Kruger from Lombarti all in 2013? Am i missing anyone? Not including any 2016 acquires.

  • If the X-Men really were playing for us we would win the fn Superbowl.