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  • What mutant would you want to be?

    Me of course it would have to do with sexual perversion and distasteful but subtle ludeness of the human body. I would be the love making man with a Cockasauras of pleasure.

  • I'd be cyclops. Cyclops is the man.

  • What mutant would you want to be?

    Me of course it would have to do with sexual perversion and distasteful but subtle ludeness of the human body. I would be the love making man with a Cockasauras of pleasure.

    One Post From the Truth said:

    What mutant would you want to be?

    Me of course it would have to do with sexual perversion and distasteful but subtle ludeness of the human body. I would be the love making man with a Cockasauras of pleasure.

    On the same lines, Mystique.

  • What mutant would you want to be?

    Me of course it would have to do with sexual perversion and distasteful but subtle ludeness of the human body. I would be the love making man with a Cockasauras of pleasure.

    One Post From the Truth said:

    What mutant would you want to be?

    Me of course it would have to do with sexual perversion and distasteful but subtle ludeness of the human body. I would be the love making man with a Cockasauras of pleasure.

    Well, this is a variation of the question: If you could have two superpowers, which 2 would you have?

    Start with telekinesis. Almost all other superpowers are just a subset of telekinesis. Like flying. If I had telekinesis, and wanted to go fly off somewhere, I would just sit in my recliner and send the recliner flying off somewhere.

    Then I would want remote viewing.....then I could see what is happening anywhere. Example: with my remote viewing I could see where a terrorist is planning an attack.....then by telekinesis, I would just blow up the bomb in the terrorists lap. Everyone wins......we stop a terrorist....and the terrorist gets his wish of blowing himself to shit. The only thing I couldn't control are the virgins he thinks he will be able to fuck in the afterlife. Or...maybe with my telekinesis I will just pop the cherry of all his virgins and deprive him of that.

    Fair deal?

  • By gipper's definition, I'd take telekinesis, but mind control over remote viewing.

  • That's telekinesis, kyle!

  • One Post From the Truth said:

    What mutant would you want to be?

    Me of course it would have to do with sexual perversion and distasteful but subtle ludeness of the human body. I would be the love making man with a Cockasauras of pleasure.

    Well, this is a variation of the question: If you could have two superpowers, which 2 would you have?

    Start with telekinesis. Almost all other superpowers are just a subset of telekinesis. Like flying. If I had telekinesis, and wanted to go fly off somewhere, I would just sit in my recliner and send the recliner flying off somewhere.

    Then I would want remote viewing.....then I could see what is happening anywhere. Example: with my remote viewing I could see where a terrorist is planning an attack.....then by telekinesis, I would just blow up the bomb in the terrorists lap. Everyone wins......we stop a terrorist....and the terrorist gets his wish of blowing himself to shit. The only thing I couldn't control are the virgins he thinks he will be able to fuck in the afterlife. Or...maybe with my telekinesis I will just pop the cherry of all his virgins and deprive him of that.

    Fair deal?

    @the-gipper said:

    Well, this is a variation of the question: If you could have two superpowers, which 2 would you have?

    Start with telekinesis. Almost all other superpowers are just a subset of telekinesis. Like flying. If I had telekinesis, and wanted to go fly off somewhere, I would just sit in my recliner and send the recliner flying off somewhere.

    Then I would want remote viewing.....then I could see what is happening anywhere. Example: with my remote viewing I could see where a terrorist is planning an attack.....then by telekinesis, I would just blow up the bomb in the terrorists lap. Everyone wins......we stop a terrorist....and the terrorist gets his wish of blowing himself to shit. The only thing I couldn't control are the virgins he thinks he will be able to fuck in the afterlife. Or...maybe with my telekinesis I will just pop the cherry of all his virgins and deprive him of that.

    Fair deal?

    Nice. You've one upped me.
  • Wolverine