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    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    I got up, told the wife I was going to grab some coffee, and went next door to the foxy neighbor's house and got some tang.

    Metamucil.
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    DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan wrote on last edited by
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    One Post From the Truth said:

    Metamucil.

    Breakfast of old farts.

    "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.
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      The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by The Gipper
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      Yesterday I filed an eviction to kick someone out of their house who had not paid their rent.

      I also filed a lawsuit against a car rental company that ripped off (in our opinion) an 85 year old lady to the tune of almost $1700.00 by making unauthorized charges on her credit card.

      I also tried to contact the IRS to check on the status of obtaining a tax transcript. Nothing has made so angry in years as trying to deal with both their phone system and their website. I just wanted to talk to a human being.....and got the circular runaround for over an hour trying to do so (and I was NEVER successful). I am lucky I have a computer to use today because I was thisclose to smashing mine out of frustration like it was a Pete Townshend guitar.

      This morning I am meeting with a lady about her deceased sister's estate.

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        The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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        I went online this morning to check out the Hershey's Chocolate World attraction that my wife and I want to visit next week. It looks like they have 4 different attractions....with a different charge for each one....in other words, just a huge cash grab.

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          I took a really great dump this morning. Smelt like last night's dinner to boot.

          It feels good to share.

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          The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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          @gftchris said:

          I took a really great dump this morning. Smelt like last night's dinner to boot.

          It feels good to share.

          I had Mexican last night. Today, I would be sharing it with others, but luckily for them no one else besides me is in the office today.

          OOPs....there goes another kerplop.

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          • The GipperT The Gipper

            I just changed my avatar from one Franklin Peirce picture to another Franklin Pierce picture. I can't really think of anyone as boring as Franklin Pierce.

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            The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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            @the-gipper said:

            I just changed my avatar from one Franklin Peirce picture to another Franklin Pierce picture. I can't really think of anyone as boring as Franklin Pierce.

            Franklin Pierce bored me too much....so I changed. I will leave this up here for a couple of weeks....but after I come back from a short vacation I am taking next week it will be on to a much more exciting President: Millard Fillmore.

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              If I were a ghost and occupied a house that someone moved in, I would make shit rattle every time they masturbated.

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                I updated my laptop operating system ftom linux mint 17.3 to linux mint 18 and the world is better for it.

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                @the-cysko-kid said:

                I updated my laptop operating system ftom linux mint 17.3 to linux mint 18 and the world is better for it.

                *yawns* good job!
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                  If I were a ghost and occupied a house that someone moved in, I would make shit rattle every time they masturbated.

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                  The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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                  One Post From the Truth said:

                  If I were a ghost and occupied a house that someone moved in, I would make shit rattle every time they masturbated.

                  Like this:

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                    One Post From the Truth said:

                    If I were a ghost and occupied a house that someone moved in, I would make shit rattle every time they masturbated.

                    Like this:

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                    @the-gipper said:

                    Like this:

                    No. I would fuck with them subtly. They would think they're getting caught to the point of not doing it at home.
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                      I forgot my wallet at home today but things turned out ok.

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                        Nice!

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                          gftChrisG gftChris wrote on last edited by
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                          I got a new laptop last night, and installed the usual stuff on them. VLC, CCCP, Chrome, that kind of thing. Windows 10 seems a bit sucky though.

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                            T The Cysko Kid wrote on last edited by
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                            Linux mint 18 bro.

                            Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind...
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                              Try it on a live cd. You don't have to overwrite winblows to try it.

                              Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind...
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                                I got a new laptop last night, and installed the usual stuff on them. VLC, CCCP, Chrome, that kind of thing. Windows 10 seems a bit sucky though.

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                                The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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                                @gftchris said:

                                I got a new laptop last night, and installed the usual stuff on them. VLC, CCCP, Chrome, that kind of thing. Windows 10 seems a bit sucky though.

                                CCCP? You installed the entire Union of Soviet Socialist Republic on your laptop?

                                cccp-soviet-russia-hammer-communism-leni

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                                  gftChrisG gftChris wrote on last edited by
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                                  Combined Community Codec Pack. Yes, it's a pun. No, it's not a clever one. Yes, it's the best codec pack available (to my knowledge) and gets downloaded on to every machine, alongside VLC.

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                                    Mint meta codecs

                                    Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind...
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                                      gumby73G gumby73 wrote on last edited by
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                                      wife pops trunk button. locks car doors. grabs 2 bags of grocery's from trunk. "Honey, I gotta pee, get the grocery's in". mission accomplished. "Honey, wheres my keys I put in 1 of the bags in trunk? 😮 2 hours later apparently the locksmith who has a 2nd job dressed as a Magical Clown for kids parties shows up. Pulls off his magic key picking trick. Wala, Keys in trunk. Call Chris Webb, It's never boring when a Clown picks your lock..Nor embarrassing ah Honey? 😉

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                                        wife pops trunk button. locks car doors. grabs 2 bags of grocery's from trunk. "Honey, I gotta pee, get the grocery's in". mission accomplished. "Honey, wheres my keys I put in 1 of the bags in trunk? 😮 2 hours later apparently the locksmith who has a 2nd job dressed as a Magical Clown for kids parties shows up. Pulls off his magic key picking trick. Wala, Keys in trunk. Call Chris Webb, It's never boring when a Clown picks your lock..Nor embarrassing ah Honey? 😉

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                                        @gumby73 said:

                                        wife pops trunk button. locks car doors. grabs 2 bags of grocery's from trunk. "Honey, I gotta pee, get the grocery's in". mission accomplished. "Honey, wheres my keys I put in 1 of the bags in trunk? 😮 2 hours later apparently the locksmith who has a 2nd job dressed as a Magical Clown for kids parties shows up. Pulls off his magic key picking trick. Wala, Keys in trunk. Call Chris Webb, It's never boring when a Clown picks your lock..Nor embarrassing ah Honey? 😉

                                        Lol!!!!!!
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                                          I checked my e mail. Then watched some YouTube videos of little kids playing the guitar. Now I'm posting about meeting an in law for lunch around 4 o clock. I'm picking up on of the grand brats to join me that way if a shopping trip is involved I don't have to be around just women. We can go look at cool shit.

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