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If I were a ghost and occupied a house that someone moved in, I would make shit rattle every time they masturbated.
One Post From the Truth said:
If I were a ghost and occupied a house that someone moved in, I would make shit rattle every time they masturbated.
Like this:
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One Post From the Truth said:
If I were a ghost and occupied a house that someone moved in, I would make shit rattle every time they masturbated.
Like this:
No. I would fuck with them subtly. They would think they're getting caught to the point of not doing it at home.Like this:
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I forgot my wallet at home today but things turned out ok.
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Nice!
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I got a new laptop last night, and installed the usual stuff on them. VLC, CCCP, Chrome, that kind of thing. Windows 10 seems a bit sucky though.
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Linux mint 18 bro.
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Try it on a live cd. You don't have to overwrite winblows to try it.
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I got a new laptop last night, and installed the usual stuff on them. VLC, CCCP, Chrome, that kind of thing. Windows 10 seems a bit sucky though.
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Combined Community Codec Pack. Yes, it's a pun. No, it's not a clever one. Yes, it's the best codec pack available (to my knowledge) and gets downloaded on to every machine, alongside VLC.
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Mint meta codecs
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wife pops trunk button. locks car doors. grabs 2 bags of grocery's from trunk. "Honey, I gotta pee, get the grocery's in". mission accomplished. "Honey, wheres my keys I put in 1 of the bags in trunk?
2 hours later apparently the locksmith who has a 2nd job dressed as a Magical Clown for kids parties shows up. Pulls off his magic key picking trick. Wala, Keys in trunk. Call Chris Webb, It's never boring when a Clown picks your lock..Nor embarrassing ah Honey? 
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wife pops trunk button. locks car doors. grabs 2 bags of grocery's from trunk. "Honey, I gotta pee, get the grocery's in". mission accomplished. "Honey, wheres my keys I put in 1 of the bags in trunk?
2 hours later apparently the locksmith who has a 2nd job dressed as a Magical Clown for kids parties shows up. Pulls off his magic key picking trick. Wala, Keys in trunk. Call Chris Webb, It's never boring when a Clown picks your lock..Nor embarrassing ah Honey?
Lol!!!!!!wife pops trunk button. locks car doors. grabs 2 bags of grocery's from trunk. "Honey, I gotta pee, get the grocery's in". mission accomplished. "Honey, wheres my keys I put in 1 of the bags in trunk?
2 hours later apparently the locksmith who has a 2nd job dressed as a Magical Clown for kids parties shows up. Pulls off his magic key picking trick. Wala, Keys in trunk. Call Chris Webb, It's never boring when a Clown picks your lock..Nor embarrassing ah Honey? -
I checked my e mail. Then watched some YouTube videos of little kids playing the guitar. Now I'm posting about meeting an in law for lunch around 4 o clock. I'm picking up on of the grand brats to join me that way if a shopping trip is involved I don't have to be around just women. We can go look at cool shit.
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If I were a ghost and occupied a house that someone moved in, I would make shit rattle every time they masturbated.
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If I were a ghost and occupied a house that someone moved in, I would make shit rattle every time they masturbated.
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Sun Chips aren't really that bad tasting but when they are arranged for sale next to other brands they seem less appetizing.
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Just finished a bottle of MD 20-20. Feel like puking...
"You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.โ - Janis Joplin, 1970. -
Just finished a bottle of MD 20-20. Feel like puking...
That's a drink from back in the day! I liked the bananna or the kiwi.Just finished a bottle of MD 20-20. Feel like puking...
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Just finished a bottle of MD 20-20. Feel like puking...
Just finished a bottle of MD 20-20. Feel like puking...
I didn't think they still made that shit.
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Just finished a bottle of MD 20-20. Feel like puking...
I didn't think they still made that shit.
I didn't think they still made that shit.
I FOUND DIEHARD
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"You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.โ - Janis Joplin, 1970.
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