***Official Browns Vs. Cowboys Game Day Thread***
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He didnt even go over 100. Id say thats a win,c'mon guys who's with me?
He didnt even go over 100. Id say thats a win,c'mon guys who's with me?
That bright spot is like admiring the beauty of a tomato plant growing out of a pile of manure.
...some trap game.
WE were the game and WE got caught in the trap.
Seriously, it could have been much worse. After the first drive of the second half, the Cowboys took the foot off the gas.
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So I didn't watch the game for whatever reason. Was there anything 'new' in the futility? I'm assuming missed tackles, blown assignments in the secondary, failing to contain outside runs etc? Why did we only score 10 points? Were we that bad on O?
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So I didn't watch the game for whatever reason. Was there anything 'new' in the futility? I'm assuming missed tackles, blown assignments in the secondary, failing to contain outside runs etc? Why did we only score 10 points? Were we that bad on O?
Why did we only score 10 points? Were we that bad on O?
element of surprise was done after 1st 2 plays of opening drive Chris. 16 yrds to Pryor than 1 nice seam pass to Crow for 44 yrds. Cam gets booted we settle for FG. Running backs lack vision for 45 yrds. 2 more penalties on KO returns after Dallas scores, start's us at 8 & 12 yard lines. Cody stretched the Dallas DB's to Pryor & Coleman once each (missed). Than the Dallas LB/DB's set up camping tent on our dink game for 177 passing..1 of 9 on 3rd down,which we had 13 1st downs total. Our 1 TD started at almost mid-field, for a 10 play drive, similar to a root canal patient of pain. 20 mins of a O shi$-a-thon, on our behalf. Dallas had ball 40 mins..Over-matched in every way,ALL DAY
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So I didn't watch the game for whatever reason. Was there anything 'new' in the futility? I'm assuming missed tackles, blown assignments in the secondary, failing to contain outside runs etc? Why did we only score 10 points? Were we that bad on O?
So I didn't watch the game for whatever reason. Was there anything 'new' in the futility? I'm assuming missed tackles, blown assignments in the secondary, failing to contain outside runs etc? Why did we only score 10 points? Were we that bad on O?
The D gave them the ball for 39 minutes...nuff said
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So I didn't watch the game for whatever reason. Was there anything 'new' in the futility? I'm assuming missed tackles, blown assignments in the secondary, failing to contain outside runs etc? Why did we only score 10 points? Were we that bad on O?
So I didn't watch the game for whatever reason. Was there anything 'new' in the futility? I'm assuming missed tackles, blown assignments in the secondary, failing to contain outside runs etc? Why did we only score 10 points? Were we that bad on O?
yeah.
tea and crumpets at halftime with ezekial elliot laughing with his mid-drift jersey on calling taylor swift for a date.
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I'm not so bothered by time of possession, personally. Maybe there's something I'm not seeing, but apart from maybe the D being 'gassed', both teams have the same amount of possessions. So if it takes us 2 minutes to score a touchdown, and takes them 10 minutes to score a field goal I'm all good. Oh god...that's the Chip Kelly philosophy isn't it...fuck

Anyway, seems like the standard fair for us this season against a legit team. Baltimore has its ups and downs this year, hopefully we catch them on a bad day (and actually hang on to a 3 score lead...). Then draft and sign about 4 new DBs, and a couple of front seven guys. The 'resources' are there to go from worst to not quite as terrible this offseason if we basically ignore the offense...
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I'm not so bothered by time of possession, personally. Maybe there's something I'm not seeing, but apart from maybe the D being 'gassed', both teams have the same amount of possessions. So if it takes us 2 minutes to score a touchdown, and takes them 10 minutes to score a field goal I'm all good. Oh god...that's the Chip Kelly philosophy isn't it...fuck

Anyway, seems like the standard fair for us this season against a legit team. Baltimore has its ups and downs this year, hopefully we catch them on a bad day (and actually hang on to a 3 score lead...). Then draft and sign about 4 new DBs, and a couple of front seven guys. The 'resources' are there to go from worst to not quite as terrible this offseason if we basically ignore the offense...
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WOW! done that trip from nyc down there. oooof.
had a guy in our 'trip' who didn't go into the game but stayed on the outskirts at a bar. went in and watched flaco throw 2 consecutive tds and left to meet up with him. 3 rows deep in a baltimore bar. he has a leather ravens jacket. (??). from NY he is. comes out of the bathroom and his jacket is gone. 4th qtr. clock ticking away, bus leaves to the train in T-minus 5 and he's stumbling into the 'wire' hood to try and find the 'guy' that took his coat, drunk as shit. knocking on doors and almost getting shot i pull him onto the bus for him to find out that one our friends had taken his coat cuz he left it out in the alley while smoking Js with these dudes he just bought a 50 off of. one of many times in my life the grim reaper has come this close to snatching my head.
ugh.
hey what great mammaries though!
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So I didn't watch the game for whatever reason. Was there anything 'new' in the futility? I'm assuming missed tackles, blown assignments in the secondary, failing to contain outside runs etc? Why did we only score 10 points? Were we that bad on O?
So I didn't watch the game for whatever reason. Was there anything 'new' in the futility? I'm assuming missed tackles, blown assignments in the secondary, failing to contain outside runs etc? Why did we only score 10 points? Were we that bad on O?
One last thing tells the whole story. 3, count them, 3 lining up offsides by DL within 5 minutes of each other. Linemen were not even watching the ball to see when the snap took place let alone paying attention to where the LOS was located. Junior High "B' teams have more awareness than that. Un-f'n-real!!
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...some trap game. WE were the game and WE got caught in the trap.
Yeah... kinda missed that one didn't I?
But negated by not calling the TD's or the final score. minus 1

With the kind of year I'm having in the AFCN, I am not surrendering even the smallest victory...
I tried to sell him that way here, but it fell on deaf ears, especially after the doubtful DWI.
Ahem... there were a few of us... seeing, if not listening.
Many folks here simply did not watch his three-year climb as we did, let alone see it. The jump he made in his Senior year was amazing.
Johnny drank and partied his way through college,, Dak made 1 out of character mistake....
Nailed it!
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Why did we only score 10 points? Were we that bad on O?
element of surprise was done after 1st 2 plays of opening drive Chris. 16 yrds to Pryor than 1 nice seam pass to Crow for 44 yrds. Cam gets booted we settle for FG. Running backs lack vision for 45 yrds. 2 more penalties on KO returns after Dallas scores, start's us at 8 & 12 yard lines. Cody stretched the Dallas DB's to Pryor & Coleman once each (missed). Than the Dallas LB/DB's set up camping tent on our dink game for 177 passing..1 of 9 on 3rd down,which we had 13 1st downs total. Our 1 TD started at almost mid-field, for a 10 play drive, similar to a root canal patient of pain. 20 mins of a O shi$-a-thon, on our behalf. Dallas had ball 40 mins..Over-matched in every way,ALL DAY
element of surprise was done after 1st 2 plays of opening drive Chris. 16 yrds to Pryor than 1 nice seam pass to Crow for 44 yrds. Cam gets booted we settle for FG. Running backs lack vision for 45 yrds. 2 more penalties on KO returns after Dallas scores, start's us at 8 & 12 yard lines. Cody stretched the Dallas DB's to Pryor & Coleman once each (missed). Than the Dallas LB/DB's set up camping tent on our dink game for 177 passing..1 of 9 on 3rd down,which we had 13 1st downs total. Our 1 TD started at almost mid-field, for a 10 play drive, similar to a root canal patient of pain. 20 mins of a O shi$-a-thon, on our behalf. Dallas had ball 40 mins..Over-matched in every way,ALL DAY
That's a pretty good summary... I'd only add that Parkey broke his string of FGs when he nailed that left upright with his 2nd attempt.
The couple root canals I've had were nothing in comparison to Sunday. We were "in" this one about as long as we were the Pats game.
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Ah yeah, the missed FG. What happened? Just hooked it?
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Ah yeah, the missed FG. What happened? Just hooked it?
Boinked it off the left goalpost, it was all downhill from there. Particularly galling,the penalties on KOs, D lining up offside X3,and two completely blown coverages on Dallas TDs.If "that's on me" AGAIN Hue- you need a better response than we're playing hard. Ghoolie may well have been right about lack of discipline. Oh, and Erving gets himself kicked out of the game.

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Yeah I saw the Erving thing. Every cloud and all that.
The woeful D is fairly self explanatory - the players are bad - but I think I really need to dive in to coaches tape to understand where it's going wrong on O. It's going wrong to a lesser extent of course, but we're not exactly putting up 40 every sunday.
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element of surprise was done after 1st 2 plays of opening drive Chris. 16 yrds to Pryor than 1 nice seam pass to Crow for 44 yrds. Cam gets booted we settle for FG. Running backs lack vision for 45 yrds. 2 more penalties on KO returns after Dallas scores, start's us at 8 & 12 yard lines. Cody stretched the Dallas DB's to Pryor & Coleman once each (missed). Than the Dallas LB/DB's set up camping tent on our dink game for 177 passing..1 of 9 on 3rd down,which we had 13 1st downs total. Our 1 TD started at almost mid-field, for a 10 play drive, similar to a root canal patient of pain. 20 mins of a O shi$-a-thon, on our behalf. Dallas had ball 40 mins..Over-matched in every way,ALL DAY
That's a pretty good summary... I'd only add that Parkey broke his string of FGs when he nailed that left upright with his 2nd attempt.
The couple root canals I've had were nothing in comparison to Sunday. We were "in" this one about as long as we were the Pats game.
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Ah yeah, the missed FG. What happened? Just hooked it?
Boinked it off the left goalpost, it was all downhill from there. Particularly galling,the penalties on KOs, D lining up offside X3,and two completely blown coverages on Dallas TDs.If "that's on me" AGAIN Hue- you need a better response than we're playing hard. Ghoolie may well have been right about lack of discipline. Oh, and Erving gets himself kicked out of the game.

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At least they load you with a pain killer and give you Vicodin for the rest of the week.
Not here... can't do opioids. Percocet after I had all 4 wisdom teeth jerked taught me that. Fired off nerve endings everywhere continuously. It was like fireants were continuously crawling all over my extremities with periodic stinging periods just for grins...
Fortunately I never needed anything stronger than Ibuprofen after either root job...
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Shades of Miami, huh? I do think the Fins' goalpost was more in tune tho... but could be my TV sound vs. "live"...
You were at both... thoughts?
Another bright spot Tour- apparently the Browns have sturdier goalposts. Wasn't nearly as loud, but nearly as disgusting. Or maybe it depends on resonance- where the ball hits the post. Anyhow, IMO that was the beginning of the end. As I told the guy I was with, "we can't keep trading field goals for touchdowns." Turns out we couldn't even do the FG thing.

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So I didn't watch the game for whatever reason. Was there anything 'new' in the futility? I'm assuming missed tackles, blown assignments in the secondary, failing to contain outside runs etc? Why did we only score 10 points? Were we that bad on O?
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to say, but my family annual Amtrak to "Arts, Moe of Hell" place starts at 2AM Thursday. Watched McC do it? but....(late 2 work, again)
