the "Muslim" plot to colonize America
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I have to confess Cal is right on this one. We Muslims are all born with a special part of the brain called the telepathic lobe. It give us this hive mind that transcends the space-time continuum, connecting us with the Grand Space Imam on our home planet that orbits Alderbaran. At the appointed time, he will order all 1.6 billion of us to "colonize" America. And by colonize, I mean something else entirely...think the movie Aliens mixed in with a bit of Armageddon and the Crying Game.
I only tell you all this because I have become fond of the humans on this board. I have passed on all your names via hive mind channels to ask for clemency for you. Still, I recommend you all journey to the North Pole to the secret bunker I have built to protect all my favorite humans. I will PM coordinates and door pass codes shortly.
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I have to confess Cal is right on this one. We Muslims are all born with a special part of the brain called the telepathic lobe. It give us this hive mind that transcends the space-time continuum, connecting us with the Grand Space Imam on our home planet that orbits Alderbaran. At the appointed time, he will order all 1.6 billion of us to "colonize" America. And by colonize, I mean something else entirely...think the movie Aliens mixed in with a bit of Armageddon and the Crying Game.
I only tell you all this because I have become fond of the humans on this board. I have passed on all your names via hive mind channels to ask for clemency for you. Still, I recommend you all journey to the North Pole to the secret bunker I have built to protect all my favorite humans. I will PM coordinates and door pass codes shortly.
I have to confess Cal is right on this one. We Muslims are all born with a special part of the brain called the telepathic lobe. It give us this hive mind that transcends the space-time continuum, connecting us with the Grand Space Imam on our home planet that orbits Alderbaran. At the appointed time, he will order all 1.6 billion of us to "colonize" America. And by colonize, I mean something else entirely...think the movie Aliens mixed in with a bit of Armageddon and the Crying Game.
I only tell you all this because I have become fond of the humans on this board. I have passed on all your names via hive mind channels to ask for clemency for you. Still, I recommend you all journey to the North Pole to the secret bunker I have built to protect all my favorite humans. I will PM coordinates and door pass codes shortly.
Holy shit! Muzlamic terrorist just flat out addmits what there plannin to do! Am I safe in England?!
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I have to confess Cal is right on this one. We Muslims are all born with a special part of the brain called the telepathic lobe. It give us this hive mind that transcends the space-time continuum, connecting us with the Grand Space Imam on our home planet that orbits Alderbaran. At the appointed time, he will order all 1.6 billion of us to "colonize" America. And by colonize, I mean something else entirely...think the movie Aliens mixed in with a bit of Armageddon and the Crying Game.
I only tell you all this because I have become fond of the humans on this board. I have passed on all your names via hive mind channels to ask for clemency for you. Still, I recommend you all journey to the North Pole to the secret bunker I have built to protect all my favorite humans. I will PM coordinates and door pass codes shortly.
Holy shit! Muzlamic terrorist just flat out addmits what there plannin to do! Am I safe in England?!
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This may just be a rumor but a real estate agent told me there was a guy in a robe looking for a pyramid in Strongsville.
WSS
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This may just be a rumor but a real estate agent told me there was a guy in a robe looking for a pyramid in Strongsville.
WSS
This may just be a rumor but a real estate agent told me there was a guy in a robe looking for a pyramid in Strongsville.
WSS
That would be Abu-Zoltan, arch-Imam for our Solar System. And "pyramid" is a euphemism for a space craft.
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This may just be a rumor but a real estate agent told me there was a guy in a robe looking for a pyramid in Strongsville.
WSS
That would be Abu-Zoltan, arch-Imam for our Solar System. And "pyramid" is a euphemism for a space craft.
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I freaking KNEW IT !!!!!
Osiris is still reading my posts. LOL
I can read liberals' feeble emotional knee jerkies twenty miles away.
"oh, poor me, I have Cal on ignore, because he won't let me say stupd stuff about the ottoman empire"
I freaking KNEW IT !!!! oh, damn, that's great. Had me on ignore. HAHAHAHA.
Taqiyya: Deception and Lying in Islam - The Religion of Peacewww.thereligionofpeace.com/pages/quran/taqiyya.aspxThere are several forms of lying to non-believers that are permitted under certain ... Quran(3:28) - This verse tells Muslims not to take those outside the faith as .... The Quran says in several places that Allah is the best at deceiving people. -
Hey dipshit....osiris was going off my post in which inwas clowning on you for being paranoid about an imminent muslim takeover, which you are dont even try to lie about it at this point. So even having people on ignore you can still tell what they're saying by reading other people responses to them.
Im sorry to deflate ur little moment you had there. For a split second there you thought you were so terribly relevant didnt you? Awwwww, so sorry so sorry
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Hey dipshit....osiris was going off my post in which inwas clowning on you for being paranoid about an imminent muslim takeover, which you are dont even try to lie about it at this point. So even having people on ignore you can still tell what they're saying by reading other people responses to them.
Im sorry to deflate ur little moment you had there. For a split second there you thought you were so terribly relevant didnt you? Awwwww, so sorry so sorry
Hey dipshit....osiris was going off my post in which inwas clowning on you for being paranoid about an imminent muslim takeover, which you are dont even try to lie about it at this point. So even having people on ignore you can still tell what they're saying by reading other people responses to them.
Im sorry to deflate ur little moment you had there. For a split second there you thought you were so terribly relevant didnt you? Awwwww, so sorry so sorry
Abu-Zoltan has mindwaved me to say he approves of this message and that I should upgrade you to a deluxe suite in the North Pole Bunker For Favored Humans.
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Hey, asswhole, he had to open the thread up that I started.... I'm just glad
The wizerd of os has a sense of humor about it.
STFU.
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Hey dipshit....osiris was going off my post in which inwas clowning on you for being paranoid about an imminent muslim takeover, which you are dont even try to lie about it at this point. So even having people on ignore you can still tell what they're saying by reading other people responses to them.
Im sorry to deflate ur little moment you had there. For a split second there you thought you were so terribly relevant didnt you? Awwwww, so sorry so sorry
Abu-Zoltan has mindwaved me to say he approves of this message and that I should upgrade you to a deluxe suite in the North Pole Bunker For Favored Humans.
Abu-Zoltan has mindwaved me to say he approves of this message and that I should upgrade you to a deluxe suite in the North Pole Bunker For Favored Humans.
Tell zoltan my price is "76" virgins with really cute feet. Not 75 not 77...........76 on the dot.
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and cleve wants them to be male virgins....
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Tell zoltan my price is "76" virgins with really cute feet. Not 75 not 77...........76 on the dot.
He says "Blondes, Brunettes, or Redheads?"
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he laments that the virgins are boycotting cleve ... they say
there's no way - They can't tell which end is ass.
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Tell zoltan my price is "76" virgins with really cute feet. Not 75 not 77...........76 on the dot.
He says "Blondes, Brunettes, or Redheads?"
He says "Blondes, Brunettes, or Redheads?"
all kinds all kinds. Tell him "surprise me".
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all kinds all kinds. Tell him "surprise me".
Okay, lol. Done. They'll be on the next star ship from Alderbaran.
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all kinds all kinds. Tell him "surprise me".
Okay, lol. Done. They'll be on the next star ship from Alderbaran.
I'm now expecting them to be like hobbits with really hairy feet, but of different colours.Okay, lol. Done. They'll be on the next star ship from Alderbaran.
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