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    "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.
  • gftChrisG gftChris

    @osiris said:

    I have to confess Cal is right on this one. We Muslims are all born with a special part of the brain called the telepathic lobe. It give us this hive mind that transcends the space-time continuum, connecting us with the Grand Space Imam on our home planet that orbits Alderbaran. At the appointed time, he will order all 1.6 billion of us to "colonize" America. And by colonize, I mean something else entirely...think the movie Aliens mixed in with a bit of Armageddon and the Crying Game.

    I only tell you all this because I have become fond of the humans on this board. I have passed on all your names via hive mind channels to ask for clemency for you. Still, I recommend you all journey to the North Pole to the secret bunker I have built to protect all my favorite humans. I will PM coordinates and door pass codes shortly.

    Holy shit! Muzlamic terrorist just flat out addmits what there plannin to do! Am I safe in England?!

    @gftchris said:

    Holy shit! Muzlamic terrorist just flat out addmits what there plannin to do! Am I safe in England?!

    You are only safe in the super-secret North Pole bunker I have provisioned for my favorite humans. You may have to share a bunk with Cal, though.

    "I said, 'I need someone who's going to want to get on the roller coaster with me knowing that it's not always going to be fun,'" -Paul DePodesta

  • This may just be a rumor but a real estate agent told me there was a guy in a robe looking for a pyramid in Strongsville.

    WSS

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  • W Westside Steve

    This may just be a rumor but a real estate agent told me there was a guy in a robe looking for a pyramid in Strongsville.

    WSS

    @westside-steve said:

    This may just be a rumor but a real estate agent told me there was a guy in a robe looking for a pyramid in Strongsville.

    WSS

    That would be Abu-Zoltan, arch-Imam for our Solar System. And "pyramid" is a euphemism for a space craft.

    "I said, 'I need someone who's going to want to get on the roller coaster with me knowing that it's not always going to be fun,'" -Paul DePodesta
  • OsirisO Osiris

    @westside-steve said:

    This may just be a rumor but a real estate agent told me there was a guy in a robe looking for a pyramid in Strongsville.

    WSS

    That would be Abu-Zoltan, arch-Imam for our Solar System. And "pyramid" is a euphemism for a space craft.

    @osiris said:

    That would be Abu-Zoltan, arch-Imam for our Solar System. And "pyramid" is a euphemism for a space craft.

    Alex Jones told me about this last week.

  • I freaking KNEW IT !!!!!

    Osiris is still reading my posts. LOL

    I can read liberals' feeble emotional knee jerkies twenty miles away.

    "oh, poor me, I have Cal on ignore, because he won't let me say stupd stuff about the ottoman empire"

    I freaking KNEW IT !!!! oh, damn, that's great. Had me on ignore. HAHAHAHA.

    Taqiyya: Deception and Lying in Islam - The Religion of Peace
    www.thereligionofpeace.com/pages/quran/taqiyya.aspx
    There are several forms of lying to non-believers that are permitted under certain ... Quran(3:28) - This verse tells Muslims not to take those outside the faith as .... The Quran says in several places that Allah is the best at deceiving people.

  • Hey dipshit....osiris was going off my post in which inwas clowning on you for being paranoid about an imminent muslim takeover, which you are dont even try to lie about it at this point. So even having people on ignore you can still tell what they're saying by reading other people responses to them.

    Im sorry to deflate ur little moment you had there. For a split second there you thought you were so terribly relevant didnt you? Awwwww, so sorry so sorry

  • C Clevfan4life

    Hey dipshit....osiris was going off my post in which inwas clowning on you for being paranoid about an imminent muslim takeover, which you are dont even try to lie about it at this point. So even having people on ignore you can still tell what they're saying by reading other people responses to them.

    Im sorry to deflate ur little moment you had there. For a split second there you thought you were so terribly relevant didnt you? Awwwww, so sorry so sorry

    @clevfan4life said:

    Hey dipshit....osiris was going off my post in which inwas clowning on you for being paranoid about an imminent muslim takeover, which you are dont even try to lie about it at this point. So even having people on ignore you can still tell what they're saying by reading other people responses to them.

    Im sorry to deflate ur little moment you had there. For a split second there you thought you were so terribly relevant didnt you? Awwwww, so sorry so sorry

    Abu-Zoltan has mindwaved me to say he approves of this message and that I should upgrade you to a deluxe suite in the North Pole Bunker For Favored Humans.

    "I said, 'I need someone who's going to want to get on the roller coaster with me knowing that it's not always going to be fun,'" -Paul DePodesta
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  • Hey, asswhole, he had to open the thread up that I started.... I'm just glad

    The wizerd of os has a sense of humor about it.

    STFU.

  • OsirisO Osiris

    @clevfan4life said:

    Hey dipshit....osiris was going off my post in which inwas clowning on you for being paranoid about an imminent muslim takeover, which you are dont even try to lie about it at this point. So even having people on ignore you can still tell what they're saying by reading other people responses to them.

    Im sorry to deflate ur little moment you had there. For a split second there you thought you were so terribly relevant didnt you? Awwwww, so sorry so sorry

    Abu-Zoltan has mindwaved me to say he approves of this message and that I should upgrade you to a deluxe suite in the North Pole Bunker For Favored Humans.

    @osiris said:

    Abu-Zoltan has mindwaved me to say he approves of this message and that I should upgrade you to a deluxe suite in the North Pole Bunker For Favored Humans.

    Tell zoltan my price is "76" virgins with really cute feet. Not 75 not 77...........76 on the dot.

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  • and cleve wants them to be male virgins....

  • C Clevfan4life

    @osiris said:

    Abu-Zoltan has mindwaved me to say he approves of this message and that I should upgrade you to a deluxe suite in the North Pole Bunker For Favored Humans.

    Tell zoltan my price is "76" virgins with really cute feet. Not 75 not 77...........76 on the dot.

    @clevfan4life said:

    Tell zoltan my price is "76" virgins with really cute feet. Not 75 not 77...........76 on the dot.

    He says "Blondes, Brunettes, or Redheads?"

    "I said, 'I need someone who's going to want to get on the roller coaster with me knowing that it's not always going to be fun,'" -Paul DePodesta
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  • he laments that the virgins are boycotting cleve ... they say

    there's no way - They can't tell which end is ass.

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  • OsirisO Osiris

    @clevfan4life said:

    Tell zoltan my price is "76" virgins with really cute feet. Not 75 not 77...........76 on the dot.

    He says "Blondes, Brunettes, or Redheads?"

    @osiris said:

    He says "Blondes, Brunettes, or Redheads?"

    all kinds all kinds. Tell him "surprise me".

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  • C Clevfan4life

    @osiris said:

    He says "Blondes, Brunettes, or Redheads?"

    all kinds all kinds. Tell him "surprise me".

    @clevfan4life said:

    all kinds all kinds. Tell him "surprise me".

    Okay, lol. Done. They'll be on the next star ship from Alderbaran.

    "I said, 'I need someone who's going to want to get on the roller coaster with me knowing that it's not always going to be fun,'" -Paul DePodesta
  • OsirisO Osiris

    @clevfan4life said:

    all kinds all kinds. Tell him "surprise me".

    Okay, lol. Done. They'll be on the next star ship from Alderbaran.

    @osiris said:

    Okay, lol. Done. They'll be on the next star ship from Alderbaran.

    I'm now expecting them to be like hobbits with really hairy feet, but of different colours.
  • gftChrisG gftChris

    @osiris said:

    Okay, lol. Done. They'll be on the next star ship from Alderbaran.

    I'm now expecting them to be like hobbits with really hairy feet, but of different colours.

    @gftchris said:

    I'm now expecting them to be like hobbits with really hairy feet, but of different colours.

    That's what Cal would get if I decide to let him in.

    "I said, 'I need someone who's going to want to get on the roller coaster with me knowing that it's not always going to be fun,'" -Paul DePodesta

  • Cloward-Piven.

    The Costs Of Illegal Immigration To Ohioans (2012)
    www.fairus.org/publications/the-costs-of-illegal-immigration-to-ohioans
    Ohio's illegal immigrant population costs the state's taxpayers an estimated $879 ... burden amounts to about $200 per Ohio household headed by a U.S. citizen.

  • Our plot to take over America has begun... with the US Navy band!

    https://share.america.gov/us-navy-band-plays-arabic-song-goes-viral/

    "I said, 'I need someone who's going to want to get on the roller coaster with me knowing that it's not always going to be fun,'" -Paul DePodesta
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