Ghoolie's Mock Draft
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Lol, Ghoolie it's all love man. I'm actually in the market for elephant sized condoms for stimulating your wife's extremely warm clitoris without the risk of the nasty diseases she has. You know where I can buy them in bulk?@ghoolie said:
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
However, as astute posters have commented, this isn't even close. It is no more a good imitation of my posts, than Joy Behar is a good imitation of Jennifer Aniston.
Seriously, Mitch2Pryor, stick to knitting clitoris warmers for your mother. Leave leading and entertaining the board to me.
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Mitch2Pryor said:
Exclusive Mock Draft from Ghoolie, leaked by Wikileaks
<<<<<Draft>>>>>>
So listen you cocksuckers, while Sushi and Hue Jackoff are busy blowing each other to my latest hit record, they haven't been able to see talent if it hit them in the face. And YOU FUCKERS eat up EVERYTHING that milk dud looking black Mr. Clean says. Peanalties? Clock management? Talent evaluation? My anal pimples can recognize talent better than DeFucktard....
ANYWAYS... here's what the Browns are going to do.. and you little faggots are going to CHEER and cry how the Browns FINALLY are turning it around. The only thing being turned around is Sashi while he's taking a huge cock in his ass.
The Browns are going to take Mitch at #1... epic fucking failure.. and probably another playmaker at 12 like OJ Howard. And you guys' cunts will all be soaking claiming "WE HAVE PLAYMAKERS!!"
Listen, it doesn't matter who we draft, Hue Jackson couldn't coach his way into some pussy at spring break.. what the fuck makes you think he can coach football players?
Anyways, it blatantly obvious who we need to take in the draft...
DO AS GHOOLIE WOULD, I AM THE GHOOLIE THIS IS WHAT THE BROWNS NEED TO DO
At #1:
We need to take MYLES MKTHERFUCKING GARRETT at 1. Absolute fucking stud who is going to shove his massive pecker up Big Bens ass and force him to retire. He's going to knock the hair off of Dalton's waxed pussy landing strip, and make Flacco's tits fly to Cancun. Trust the GHOOLIE.
At 12:
Deshaun WATSON. Listen, we need a black tarkenton running around back there. Did you see what he did to Alabama? And you fuckwits want Trubisky, a guy who didn't win shit his whole life. Didn't win shit in high school or college. Watson? He's a fucking hero. Been winning titles since grade school. You fucktards wouldn't know a winner if he slapped you with his dick.
Then we need to Trade UP and take Forrest Lamp, OL. You dimbasses tHINK fat guys are a dime a dozen???? Joe Thomas is a FIRST ballot HOfer. Line is essential....
So obviously the Browns should listen to me and take Garrett, Watson, and Forrest Lamp.
Instead they're going to fuck it up and take Mitch #1, and some shitty playmaker at 12.
I'm the GHOOLIE, fuck you all
Not even close to Ghoolie.
Not even close to Ghoolie.
I disagree
Plenty of references to cocks and anal. I rate it an 8
For a post that long it needed more shits and fucks
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Not even close to Ghoolie.
I disagree
Plenty of references to cocks and anal. I rate it an 8
For a post that long it needed more shits and fucks
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@ghoolie said:
Also, I have been against taking Garrett all along. What point is there to imitating me with things I would never say? Makes no sense, other than to you idiots.
Satire is lost on Ghoolie.
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@ghoolie said:
My wife? LOL. That is a classic. My wife is a babe, and trust me, way the fuck above your pay scale. She happens to think Browns fans are the dumbest fucking people on the face of the earth. So, ah....good luck with that one.
Lol relax man, take some deep breaths.. it's a joke... have a fucking laugh once in a while and quit being so sensitive
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You guys couldn't fuck your way out of a free brothel house full of beauties. You're too busy all shit humped over trying to suck each others dicks off your bodies. Now go run and hide some more and if you ever want advice how to land the hottie you can always ask me.
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@ghoolie said:
Also, I have been against taking Garrett all along. What point is there to imitating me with things I would never say? Makes no sense, other than to you idiots.
Satire is lost on Ghoolie.
Satire is lost on Ghoolie.
Nonsense... it's just that to him it's an old Michelin dangling from a rope... in the front yard...
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That Mock Draft looked like the only time there wasn't a War of the Roses divorce going on between Ghoolie's last 2 brain cells. That ain't easy so take a bow!
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That Mock Draft looked like the only time there wasn't a War of the Roses divorce going on between Ghoolie's last 2 brain cells. That ain't easy so take a bow!
Lmao!That Mock Draft looked like the only time there wasn't a War of the Roses divorce going on between Ghoolie's last 2 brain cells. That ain't easy so take a bow!
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Whats funny is that I read the OP and didnt even realize it wasnt Ghoolie......then I thought, decent looking draft....Ghoolie finally got it right.....
Ha!
Guess I should look closer at the names next to the posts.....
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So what does this tell us?? You are in theory at least a Browns fan. You reference her requiring a certain level of income as well. Considering she apparently thinks you're a dumbfuck one can only draw a logical conclusion as to why she's with you and it's not your ginormous penis LOL.@ghoolie said:
My wife? LOL. That is a classic. My wife is a babe, and trust me, way the fuck above your pay scale. She happens to think Browns fans are the dumbest fucking people on the face of the earth. So, ah....good luck with that one.
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