Ghoolie Style Bragging Thread
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I am so great that all of the following apply:
1. Albert Einstein was jealous of my intellect.
2. Arnold Schwarzenegger was jealous of my muscle tone.
3. John Holmes was jealous of my penis size
4. Bill Gates was envious of my wealth
5. William Shakespeare was jealous of my writing ability
6. At one time I had every one of the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders wanting to have my baby
7. I have predicted every NFL Champion going back to the Akron Pros
8. Ghengis Khan was jealous of the size of my empire
9. Buddha was jealous of my aura
10. I worked so many miracles, Jesus couldn't keep up.
11. Which Galaxy did the Guardians of the Galaxy Guard: it was me.
12. Richard Nixon was jealous of my ability to lie.
13. Who put the Ram in Ramalamadingdong? Who was that man? It was me. ( I also put the Bop in bopshebopshebop)
14. Who was Dr. Who? You know who.
15. The Beatles were jealous of all the hits I had.
16. I put the ape in apricot.
Whattayou got that I ain't got?
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Linda Lovelace is jealous of my mouth.
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Linda Lovelace is jealous of my mouth.
Uhm...the way I read it, it seems that you are saying that you uh...err become fully injected at times? Do I read you right?
On the other hand, the fact that I can lick my eyebrows does give to women certain flights of fancy.
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Why?
Why what?
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Chuck Norris > The Gipper
I can never remember...is that "lesser than" or greater than. I always get that confused.
But...it seems a lot of you are confused by this thread. You are supposed to tell us how fantastic you are about something. Allegedly unequalled, unrivalled. You know....like Ghoolie thinks he is about evaluating football talent.
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The Gipper, the world's best lawyer.....if you don't believe that just ask him.
.......j/k Gipper, remember I actually like lawyers well maybe as a group not necessarily individually.
The Gipper, the world's best lawyer.....if you don't believe that just ask him.
.......j/k Gipper, remember I actually like lawyers well maybe as a group not necessarily individually.
I thought it was the other way around.
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Chuck Norris > The Gipper
I can never remember...is that "lesser than" or greater than. I always get that confused.
But...it seems a lot of you are confused by this thread. You are supposed to tell us how fantastic you are about something. Allegedly unequalled, unrivalled. You know....like Ghoolie thinks he is about evaluating football talent.
I can never remember...is that "lesser than" or greater than. I always get that confused.
The mouth is always eating the bigger portion.
3 < 9 (mouth wants to eat the 9)
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I thought it was the other way around.
I was in politics well behind the scenes and dealt with lawyers all in all a good group, even golfed with some but had to watch a few on the scores!
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My dick is so big that it has it's own dick, and it's dick is bigger than yours.
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The Gipper brags that he once gagged Linda Lovelace. Unfortunately it wasn't the size but the smell.
WSS
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The Gipper brags that he once gagged Linda Lovelace. Unfortunately it wasn't the size but the smell.
WSS
The Gipper brags that he once gagged Linda Lovelace. Unfortunately it wasn't the size but the smell.
WSS
At least I had enough to entice Linda to take me on. With you it was "Oh, please, I want an entree, not an appetizer".
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@boo-fagley said:
Truth is that Ghoolie is the funniest SOB around.
Life of the party.
The idea here is kinda to prop yourself up.....not brown nose your fellow BB patron. On the other hand, if you are here proclaiming that "I can suck up with the best"....I give you my props. Bravo!!
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My dick is so big that it has it's own dick, and it's dick is bigger than yours.
My dick is so big that it has it's own dick, and it's dick is bigger than yours.
See...that's the spirit!!
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https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/3919-if-you-done-it-it-ain-t-bragging
Also from Ghoolie: Here we go, another example of a Browns fan making up pretend bullshit.
Yep:
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My dick is so big that it has it's own dick, and it's dick is bigger than yours.
My dick is so big that it has it's own dick, and it's dick is bigger than yours.
My dicks so big they changed the vowel to O and tied three yachts to it!!
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Ghoolie can lead a horse to water...AND make him drink.
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