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  • Canton Dawg Canton DawgC Conversation Starter Dedicated Very Popular Posting Machine Collaborator First Post Reacting Well Week One Done One Month Later One Year In
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    Canton DawgC Canton Dawg wrote on last edited by
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    Ghoolie can lead a horse to water...AND make him drink.

    Two things that will define you: Your determination when you have nothing. Your attitude when you have everything. - Mike McCartney
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      Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on last edited by
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      Did the "Unignore Me?" thread get merged into here?

      "When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196
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      • syd sydS Conversation Starter Dedicated Reacting Well Very Popular Posting Machine Collaborator First Post One Year In One Month Later Week One Done
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        sydS syd wrote on last edited by
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        sue everyone once some of them twice

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          200lbMumford2 200lbMumford wrote on last edited by
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          Every year I tell you idiots that Thanksgiving will be on a Thursday in November.  And every year I'm proven right.  Just watch.  I'll be right again.

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            hoortaH hoorta wrote on last edited by
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            Notice my hobbies?

            I once climbed Mount Everest blindfolded, and beat Lance Armstrong in a time trial. 

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            • wargograw W One Year In One Month Later Week One Done
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              W wargograw wrote on last edited by
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              This is the worst thing I've ever seen on this board. 

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              • W Westside Steve

                The Gipper brags that he once gagged Linda Lovelace. Unfortunately it wasn't the size but the smell.

                WSS

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                GhoolieG Ghoolie wrote on last edited by
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                @westside-steve said:

                The Gipper brags that he once gagged Linda Lovelace. Unfortunately it wasn't the size but the smell.

                WSS

                LMAO

                The Cleveland Browns have the hardest hit players in the NFL
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                • Tour2maT Tour2ma

                  Did the "Unignore Me?" thread get merged into here?

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                  The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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                  @tour2ma said:

                  Did the "Unignore Me?" thread get merged into here?

                  NO

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                  • W wargograw

                    This is the worst thing I've ever seen on this board. 

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                    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by The Gipper
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                    @wargograw said:

                    This is the worst thing I've ever seen on this board. 

                    Wargograw is such a humorless dried up old prune that they named a brand of constipation relief for him:   Wargolax

                    He should take some of his own medicine.

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                      @wargograw said:

                      This is the worst thing I've ever seen on this board. 

                      Wargograw is such a humorless dried up old prune that they named a brand of constipation relief for him:   Wargolax

                      He should take some of his own medicine.

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                      T TexasAg1969 wrote on last edited by
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                      @the-gipper said:

                      Wargograw is such a humorless dried up old prune that they named a brand of constipation relief for him:   Wargolax

                      He should take some of his own medicine.

                      Don't take that stuff or you get hermeneutics. Almost incurable.🙁

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                        @the-gipper said:

                        Wargograw is such a humorless dried up old prune that they named a brand of constipation relief for him:   Wargolax

                        He should take some of his own medicine.

                        Don't take that stuff or you get hermeneutics. Almost incurable.🙁

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                        The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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                        @texasag1969 said:

                        Don't take that stuff or you get hermeneutics. Almost incurable.🙁

                        Oh, yes, the study of the career of Herman's Hermits.  I remember.

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                          medicinemanM medicineman wrote on last edited by
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                          I don't know about the worse I ever read on this board but it has got to be up there. But what else is there to do?

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                          • Tour2maT Tour2ma

                            Did the "Unignore Me?" thread get merged into here?

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                            Mark OM Mark O wrote on last edited by
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                            @tour2ma said:

                            Did the "Unignore Me?" thread get merged into here?

                            what unignore me thread might you be referring to?   😄

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                            • medicinemanM medicineman

                              I don't know about the worse I ever read on this board but it has got to be up there. But what else is there to do?

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                              The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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                              @medicineman said:

                              I don't know about the worse I ever read on this board but it has got to be up there. But what else is there to do?

                              Play along....as it is merely meant for humor and entertainment?

                              Or can you think of nothing that you can claim that you excel in....even in jest?

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                                medicinemanM medicineman wrote on last edited by
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                                lol

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                                  medicinemanM medicineman wrote on last edited by
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                                  I do remember King Ghoolie saying something along  the line of "Unignore me" or something, I don't ignore anybody, I don't see how anybody can get really mad over something online with somebody you don't even really know. I think I only ever met 1 or 2 people on this board. Would like to maybe meet more at a home game 1 of these days.

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                                    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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                                    9be9e07b6564569eae5be38fb744ce3e--funny-

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                                      The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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                                      And Ghoolie himself joins in. This from another thread:

                                      Just a small cross-sectional recap...............

                                      • Rich and I guaranteed the Browns woudl regret not taking Ben.
                                      • I wanted Petersen, Julio Jones, and the list goes on...the posters here assured me that these guys didn't fit our style. (LMAO, 1 - 17 style)
                                      • I called for Crennell and Sewage to be fired in the first half of their first preseason game. 
                                      • I called Coleman a bad (waste) of a pick. FOund him to be too soft, effeminate, and physically impotent for the NFL. Behold where he is.
                                      • I called Garrett a total flush of a #1 #1 pick.....and where is he right now?
                                      • I called Kizer black Tarkenton, a run-first QB who is a cockeyed passer, a dimwit who holds the ball too long, and still predict that he will indeed get hurt because he is so easy to sack.
                                      • I predicted the high priced OL would fare no better than last years. So far? We cant run for shit, and we lead the pack in sacks allowed.
                                      • I predicted that Hue would fuck himself with a QB quagmire, unless Kizer gels fast, Hue and the FO will be exposed as having squandered a lot of premium picks and not having a single QB prospect that can be part of this "rebuild" nonsense.
                                      • Hue WILL be fired, you can bet on it.
                                      • I am the guy that killed Osama Bin Laden
                                      • I came to save the day, because my name is Mighty Mouse
                                      • I invented the metric system.
                                      • I landed on the moon before Neil Armstrong did.
                                      • Ali conceded that I, in fact, was The Greatest
                                      • I brokered the Armistice that ended WWI
                                      • I called for the head of Dobie Gillis
                                      • I discovered America, not that Columbus guy
                                      • I shot Liberty Valance
                                      • They call ME Mr. Tibbs
                                      • I am so bright they call me Sunny
                                      • I am on Top o' the World Ma
                                      • I am the King of the World
                                      • I yam what I yam and that's what I yam, I yam Popeye the Sailor Man
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                                      • medicinemanM medicineman

                                        I do remember King Ghoolie saying something along  the line of "Unignore me" or something, I don't ignore anybody, I don't see how anybody can get really mad over something online with somebody you don't even really know. I think I only ever met 1 or 2 people on this board. Would like to maybe meet more at a home game 1 of these days.

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                                        Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on last edited by
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                                        @medicineman said:

                                        I don't ignore anybody, I don't see how anybody can get really mad over something online with somebody you don't even really know.

                                        Not necessarily a matter of getting mad. For me it's a matter of either of:

                                        • worth... whether I can learn anything from a poster...
                                        • or time... whether I end up spending too much time on worthless discussions.
                                        "When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196
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                                        • Tour2maT Tour2ma

                                          @medicineman said:

                                          I don't ignore anybody, I don't see how anybody can get really mad over something online with somebody you don't even really know.

                                          Not necessarily a matter of getting mad. For me it's a matter of either of:

                                          • worth... whether I can learn anything from a poster...
                                          • or time... whether I end up spending too much time on worthless discussions.
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                                          Mark OM Mark O wrote on last edited by
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                                          @tour2ma said:

                                          Not necessarily a matter of getting mad. For me it's a matter of either of:

                                          • worth... whether I can learn anything from a poster...
                                          • or time... whether I end up spending too much time on worthless discussions.

                                          exactly.   key word being worthless. 

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