The Good, the Bad, the Ugly, the Stupid and the Fucked Up
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Don't be a fucking idiot. The Browns didn't adjust, the COLTS adjusted. They went into "playing not to lose" mode
I didn't read beyond this point. I just could not expect myself to take anything else seriously after seeing this, so I didn't bother to read it.
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Anybody else see a young Randall Cunningham in Kizer? Big arm, nimble feet, heavy ball, and in his first couple of years couldn't hit the side of a barn.
Anybody else see a young Randall Cunningham in Kizer? Big arm, nimble feet, heavy ball, and in his first couple of years couldn't hit the side of a barn.
He won't be in the NFL in a couple years. He is likely to get permanently fucked up this week. One can hope, at least.
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Anybody else see a young Randall Cunningham in Kizer? Big arm, nimble feet, heavy ball, and in his first couple of years couldn't hit the side of a barn.
He won't be in the NFL in a couple years. He is likely to get permanently fucked up this week. One can hope, at least.
He won't be in the NFL in a couple years. He is likely to get permanently fucked up this week. One can hope, at least.
And...there it is. You hope he gets fucked up.
On the other hand...what would you do if he becomes the next BR? Would you have a heart attack? Like you wishing harm upon others....there may be some on here that would wish such a thing upon you. Not me.....
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He won't be in the NFL in a couple years. He is likely to get permanently fucked up this week. One can hope, at least.
And...there it is. You hope he gets fucked up.
On the other hand...what would you do if he becomes the next BR? Would you have a heart attack? Like you wishing harm upon others....there may be some on here that would wish such a thing upon you. Not me.....
And...there it is. You hope he gets fucked up.
On the other hand...what would you do if he becomes the next BR? Would you have a heart attack? Like you wishing harm upon others....there may be some on here that would wish such a thing upon you. Not me.....
This is why he needs to be gonzo. Maybe the next time he crosses the street a bus "fucks him up". Trips over one of his dogs, falls down some stairs and smashes his face in... I could go on... be careful what you wish on others Trollie, karma has a way of biting you in the ass. Hope one of your dogs takes a big chunk out of yours too.
Words of wisdom- never have a pet that has the potential to kill you.
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And...there it is. You hope he gets fucked up.
On the other hand...what would you do if he becomes the next BR? Would you have a heart attack? Like you wishing harm upon others....there may be some on here that would wish such a thing upon you. Not me.....
This is why he needs to be gonzo. Maybe the next time he crosses the street a bus "fucks him up". Trips over one of his dogs, falls down some stairs and smashes his face in... I could go on... be careful what you wish on others Trollie, karma has a way of biting you in the ass. Hope one of your dogs takes a big chunk out of yours too.
Words of wisdom- never have a pet that has the potential to kill you.
This is why he needs to be gonzo. Maybe the next time he crosses the street a bus "fucks him up". Trips over one of his dogs, falls down some stairs and smashes his face in... I could go on... be careful what you wish on others Trollie, karma has a way of biting you in the ass. Hope one of your dogs takes a big chunk out of yours too.
Words of wisdom- never have a pet that has the potential to kill you.
But....any dog named Stella has to be a good dog.
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This is why he needs to be gonzo. Maybe the next time he crosses the street a bus "fucks him up". Trips over one of his dogs, falls down some stairs and smashes his face in... I could go on... be careful what you wish on others Trollie, karma has a way of biting you in the ass. Hope one of your dogs takes a big chunk out of yours too.
Words of wisdom- never have a pet that has the potential to kill you.
But....any dog named Stella has to be a good dog.
But....any dog named Stella has to be a good dog.
Que up Marlon Brando. "Hey Stella!"

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But....any dog named Stella has to be a good dog.
Que up Marlon Brando. "Hey Stella!"

Que up Marlon Brando. "Hey Stella!"

That is how my dog got her name. We had just gotten her (she was a rescue) but had not named her. My wife was doing some theater (her major), and I had done some amateur theater (Shakespeare at Stan Hywet), and I was goofing around in the house doing the Brando thing.....and the dog we had just gotten came running up to me, probably more as a reaction to my yelling than to the name itself. But when my wife saw her do that she said "That's It....that's her name". And of course it was a natural. Years later, after Stella died, we got another dog, all white....and, naturally, we called her Blanche.
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Que up Marlon Brando. "Hey Stella!"

That is how my dog got her name. We had just gotten her (she was a rescue) but had not named her. My wife was doing some theater (her major), and I had done some amateur theater (Shakespeare at Stan Hywet), and I was goofing around in the house doing the Brando thing.....and the dog we had just gotten came running up to me, probably more as a reaction to my yelling than to the name itself. But when my wife saw her do that she said "That's It....that's her name". And of course it was a natural. Years later, after Stella died, we got another dog, all white....and, naturally, we called her Blanche.
That is how my dog got her name. We had just gotten her (she was a rescue) but had not named her. My wife was doing some theater (her major), and I had done some amateur theater (Shakespeare at Stan Hywet), and I was goofing around in the house doing the Brando thing.....and the dog we had just gotten came running up to me, probably more as a reaction to my yelling than to the name itself. But when my wife saw her do that she said "That's It....that's her name". And of course it was a natural. Years later, after Stella died, we got another dog, all white....and, naturally, we called her Blanche.
LOL! I went to Dallas when my stray 17 year old "Ragdoll" cat (that's a breed) died to find another from a breeder. This one Ragdoll kitten just hopped right up to me purring away and would not leave me alone the whole 20 minutes or so I was in with all the kittens. Naturally I took her home (along with a sister) and named her "Persia". 16 years later she still sits next to me on the couch and purrs away most of the time that she isn't asleep.

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That is how my dog got her name. We had just gotten her (she was a rescue) but had not named her. My wife was doing some theater (her major), and I had done some amateur theater (Shakespeare at Stan Hywet), and I was goofing around in the house doing the Brando thing.....and the dog we had just gotten came running up to me, probably more as a reaction to my yelling than to the name itself. But when my wife saw her do that she said "That's It....that's her name". And of course it was a natural. Years later, after Stella died, we got another dog, all white....and, naturally, we called her Blanche.
LOL! I went to Dallas when my stray 17 year old "Ragdoll" cat (that's a breed) died to find another from a breeder. This one Ragdoll kitten just hopped right up to me purring away and would not leave me alone the whole 20 minutes or so I was in with all the kittens. Naturally I took her home (along with a sister) and named her "Persia". 16 years later she still sits next to me on the couch and purrs away most of the time that she isn't asleep.

LOL! I went to Dallas when my stray 17 year old "Ragdoll" cat (that's a breed) died to find another from a breeder. This one Ragdoll kitten just hopped right up to me purring away and would not leave me alone the whole 20 minutes or so I was in with all the kittens. Naturally I took her home (along with a sister) and named her "Persia". 16 years later she still sits next to me on the couch and purrs away most of the time that she isn't asleep.

We now just have a cat. (Blanche also died) Myself, my wife, my son, and my daughter....we all have different names for her. So I don't know if the fact that she is neurotic stems from that, or if she is naturally that way. What she is is one spoiled child though.
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LOL! I went to Dallas when my stray 17 year old "Ragdoll" cat (that's a breed) died to find another from a breeder. This one Ragdoll kitten just hopped right up to me purring away and would not leave me alone the whole 20 minutes or so I was in with all the kittens. Naturally I took her home (along with a sister) and named her "Persia". 16 years later she still sits next to me on the couch and purrs away most of the time that she isn't asleep.

We now just have a cat. (Blanche also died) Myself, my wife, my son, and my daughter....we all have different names for her. So I don't know if the fact that she is neurotic stems from that, or if she is naturally that way. What she is is one spoiled child though.
We now just have a cat. (Blanche also died) Myself, my wife, my son, and my daughter....we all have different names for her. So I don't know if the fact that she is neurotic stems from that, or if she is naturally that way. What she is is one spoiled child though.
I ask my wife why she doesn't follow me around the house at my beck and call the way the cat does. Icy stares.

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We now just have a cat. (Blanche also died) Myself, my wife, my son, and my daughter....we all have different names for her. So I don't know if the fact that she is neurotic stems from that, or if she is naturally that way. What she is is one spoiled child though.
I ask my wife why she doesn't follow me around the house at my beck and call the way the cat does. Icy stares.

I ask my wife why she doesn't follow me around the house at my beck and call the way the cat does. Icy stares.

The cat...follow you? What the hell kind of a cat do you own? No cat I have ever heard of would do that.
This is what cats think:

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Ragdoll is a cat that is named that because they are much like a Ragdoll in that you can hold them any old position and they don't complain. And they follow you around the house like a loyal dog. Her sister before she died would come running when she heard me wad up notebook paper in a ball to throw for her. She would actually run after it, bat it around, pick it up in her mouth and return to me and drop it for me to throw for her again. Very unusual cats.
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Ragdoll is a cat that is named that because they are much like a Ragdoll in that you can hold them any old position and they don't complain. And they follow you around the house like a loyal dog. Her sister before she died would come running when she heard me wad up notebook paper in a ball to throw for her. She would actually run after it, bat it around, pick it up in her mouth and return to me and drop it for me to throw for her again. Very unusual cats.
Ragdoll is a cat that is named that because they are much like a Ragdoll in that you can hold them any old position and they don't complain. And they follow you around the house like a loyal dog. Her sister before she died would come running when she heard me wad up notebook paper in a ball to throw for her. She would actually run after it, bat it around, pick it up in her mouth and return to me and drop it for me to throw for her again. Very unusual cats.
Check their DNA.....they may actually be dogs...or a hybrid??
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Ragdoll is a cat that is named that because they are much like a Ragdoll in that you can hold them any old position and they don't complain. And they follow you around the house like a loyal dog. Her sister before she died would come running when she heard me wad up notebook paper in a ball to throw for her. She would actually run after it, bat it around, pick it up in her mouth and return to me and drop it for me to throw for her again. Very unusual cats.
Check their DNA.....they may actually be dogs...or a hybrid??
Check their DNA.....they may actually be dogs...or a hybrid??
LOL! They actually came from a cross between a Birman from Burma and a long haired white domestic cat from California. You know like the Dude man, very laid back cats.

Ragdolls abide man!
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I ask my wife why she doesn't follow me around the house at my beck and call the way the cat does. Icy stares.

The cat...follow you? What the hell kind of a cat do you own? No cat I have ever heard of would do that.
This is what cats think:

The cat...follow you? What the hell kind of a cat do you own? No cat I have ever heard of would do that.
This is what cats think:

You must not have been around cats very much Gip... read on.... Edit: virtually all our cats knew\know what "It's time for bed means"- and follow you upstairs. Meow.
Ragdoll is a cat that is named that because they are much like a Ragdoll in that you can hold them any old position and they don't complain. And they follow you around the house like a loyal dog. Her sister before she died would come running when she heard me wad up notebook paper in a ball to throw for her. She would actually run after it, bat it around, pick it up in her mouth and return to me and drop it for me to throw for her again. Very unusual cats.
Yeah- we thought about getting a Ragdoll (if Gip doesn't know- they can be very big cats- like 25+ pounds) and what you're describing isn't at all unusual. My one cat Boynton thought he was a little me, would eat stuff you'd never think a cat would try like olives, popcorn, and potato chips- loved Dad's roquefort cheese. And you CAN train a cat- if you're patient enough. Boynton could do give me your paw, lay down, roll over, play dead. I thought next cat Little was unique as a kitty dog, would follow us around the house, and was a live Teddy Bear, you could hug him just like one. I was wrong about that though. Our current critter Norman (he's a beautiful though a slightly mutt Himalayan) that we rescued has the same traits. Talk about a lap cat- that's what he's doing now as I'm typing.

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NFL Stats after 3 games..The sky is not falling
..All DL-man in tackles, T.Coley has 10 rank #15. Shelton has 8 rank #21..Naz & Ogbah has 7 sharing #31 ranking..Ogunjobi has 6 rank #40..Browns are 13th in Passing & 14th against the pass..Browns rank 24th in Rushing & 19th against the Run..
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The cat...follow you? What the hell kind of a cat do you own? No cat I have ever heard of would do that.
This is what cats think:

You must not have been around cats very much Gip... read on.... Edit: virtually all our cats knew\know what "It's time for bed means"- and follow you upstairs. Meow.
Ragdoll is a cat that is named that because they are much like a Ragdoll in that you can hold them any old position and they don't complain. And they follow you around the house like a loyal dog. Her sister before she died would come running when she heard me wad up notebook paper in a ball to throw for her. She would actually run after it, bat it around, pick it up in her mouth and return to me and drop it for me to throw for her again. Very unusual cats.
Yeah- we thought about getting a Ragdoll (if Gip doesn't know- they can be very big cats- like 25+ pounds) and what you're describing isn't at all unusual. My one cat Boynton thought he was a little me, would eat stuff you'd never think a cat would try like olives, popcorn, and potato chips- loved Dad's roquefort cheese. And you CAN train a cat- if you're patient enough. Boynton could do give me your paw, lay down, roll over, play dead. I thought next cat Little was unique as a kitty dog, would follow us around the house, and was a live Teddy Bear, you could hug him just like one. I was wrong about that though. Our current critter Norman (he's a beautiful though a slightly mutt Himalayan) that we rescued has the same traits. Talk about a lap cat- that's what he's doing now as I'm typing.

You must not have been around cats very much Gip... read on....
Yeah- we thought about getting a Ragdoll (if Gip doesn't know- they can be very big cats- like 25+ pounds) and what you're describing isn't at all unusual. My one cat Boynton thought he was a little me, would eat stuff you'd never think a cat would try like olives, popcorn, and potato chips- loved Dad's roquefort cheese. And you CAN train a cat- if you're patient enough. Boynton could do give me your paw, lay down, roll over, play dead. I thought next cat Little was unique as a kitty dog, would follow us around the house, and was a live Teddy Bear, you could hug him just like one. I was wrong about that though. Our current critter Norman (he's a beautiful though a slightly mutt Himalayan) that we rescued has the same traits. Talk about a lap cat- that's what he's doing now as I'm typing.

Nice picture. Hoorta has a boner. LMAO.
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Cats are for pussies. (sorry, it had to be said)
Sorry- if I had $5 for every time a dog has chased me on my bike rides- I'd be able to by a Lance Armstrong special with the money. There's been a few times I wish I had my .357 handy. As the wife says- I've been bitten more times than anyone she knows by friends ill mannered dogs.
My dislike of dogs started at an early age when I walked into one of my lifelong friend's house for the first time (we've known one another since kindergarten). What I didn't know is his sister had a rescue springer spaniel that didn't like strangers. Dog latched onto my arm and wouldn't let go. Dave's Dad literally had to pry the dog off my arm. Wonder why me and dogs don't get along? The number of people who have no clue- or are too lazy to properly train their dogs is legion. I do like pooches if they're friendly- or properly trained. My pal up in Alaska had a black lab that was obedient to an amazing degree.
PS- I really, really have a strong dislike for scooping up dog shit in my yard. But whatever floats your boat- I'm not about to get into a dog vs. cat arguement.
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