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Mayfield is no Brees

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  • OK, I hate to put on my Mod hat, but I'm going to have to. There's two of you that aren't posting about football in this thread, but are just going back and forth with personal attacks. I'm deleting them, and If I see any more of the same crap they're gone- so knock it off.  

  • @ghoolie said:

    Look at you. You are not the stereotypical woman but you make it work. You like the penis, and you HAVE a penis. Most would say yuck, but you have people like Cysco Clit who like that you always have vaseline with you. 

    Look, man, don't be slapping the football out of Mayfield's hands before he even has a chance to throw it. You don't see me coming in here and slapping the penis out of your hand, do you?

    The silver lining of all your family members passing away in the last year is that they are no longer burdened with you anymore. 

    That must be comforting. 

    @dutch-oven said:

    The silver lining of all your family members passing away in the last year is that they are no longer burdened with you anymore. 

    That must be comforting. 

    A clear sign of one man's intellectual superiority in a debate is his ability to cause the other person to spring a leak and stoop to behavior not acceptable to any onlookers. That I have taunted and tormented you to the point that you would bring my Deceased Mother into a conversation is a testament that I have bitchslapped you into a stupor of which you are looking for a miracle, a hidden weapon to get you back on an even playing field. In this post, you have prostrated yourself before me, like a helpless wretch.

    That something as childish as an NFL football team could be an integral part of your identity is indicative of someone needing psychological help.

    Finally, there is one great difference between a man like me, and a coward like you. You would never say to my face what you would say here. How do I know this? VERY VERY SIMPLE.........THere at least 20 people on this board who have met me, who have been to my home, or interacted with me on some personal level. Unlike YOU............. my name is known to all who want it. I have shared pictures of myself, my wife, family members, dogs, and other things. I have shared my music and sent gifs to various folks to show appreciation for heir friendship and fellowship. There is nothing hidden about me. I would say to your face what I say here.

    Now, men, real men, grown men, don't get offended by being called a caulk sucker, pussy, homo, or whatever else Sergeant Carter/ Sergeant Hatman tongue-in-cheek venom I hurl their way. The ONLY ONES offended, are those who the nonsense actually hits home with. In you, it seems, I have struck a nerve with you. 

    Now, if you are such a tough guy, do as I have, share your identity, pictures of yourself, your family, your life's work, your phone number. OR.................Hide behind Dutch Oven.

    But lookie here, pussy boy, you can't have it both ways. Hide, and be known as my slut. You are insignificant. Now, go, run away.

  • OK, I hate to put on my Mod hat, but I'm going to have to. There's two of you that aren't posting about football in this thread, but are just going back and forth with personal attacks. I'm deleting them, and If I see any more of the same crap they're gone- so knock it off.  

    @hoorta said:

    OK, I hate to put on my Mod hat, but I'm going to have to. There's two of you that aren't posting about football in this thread, but are just going back and forth with personal attacks. I'm deleting them, and If I see any more of the same crap they're gone- so knock it off.  

    Fair enough with me.

  • OK, I hate to put on my Mod hat, but I'm going to have to. There's two of you that aren't posting about football in this thread, but are just going back and forth with personal attacks. I'm deleting them, and If I see any more of the same crap they're gone- so knock it off.  

    @hoorta said:

    OK, I hate to put on my Mod hat, but I'm going to have to. There's two of you that aren't posting about football in this thread, but are just going back and forth with personal attacks. I'm deleting them, and If I see any more of the same crap they're gone- so knock it off.  

    The point I made earlier is that where was it ever stated that Dorsey was looking to duplicate Brees? I never heard Dorsey mention Brees. Did you? Is it something I missed? Dorsey drafted Mayfield because he believes the kid can play and lead.

    If height and arm strength were indicators of success, Paxton Lynch would be a SB champ by now. Mayfield was not my pick, but then again, I didn't have a pick, neither did anyone else.

  • @hoorta said:

    OK, I hate to put on my Mod hat, but I'm going to have to. There's two of you that aren't posting about football in this thread, but are just going back and forth with personal attacks. I'm deleting them, and If I see any more of the same crap they're gone- so knock it off.  

    The point I made earlier is that where was it ever stated that Dorsey was looking to duplicate Brees? I never heard Dorsey mention Brees. Did you? Is it something I missed? Dorsey drafted Mayfield because he believes the kid can play and lead.

    If height and arm strength were indicators of success, Paxton Lynch would be a SB champ by now. Mayfield was not my pick, but then again, I didn't have a pick, neither did anyone else.

    @ghoolie said:

    The point I made earlier is that where was it ever stated that Dorsey was looking to duplicate Brees? I never heard Dorsey mention Brees. Did you? Is it something I missed? Dorsey drafted Mayfield because he believes the kid can play and lead.

    If height and arm strength were indicators of success, Paxton Lynch would be a SB champ by now. Mayfield was not my pick, but then again, I didn't have a pick, neither did anyone else.

    For someone who is giving up the NFL for the XFL, you seem strangely invested in the Browns still.

    It's like you are so desperate for attention that you'd go so far as beg the owner of this board to let you back on it... 

  • @hoorta said:

    OK, I hate to put on my Mod hat, but I'm going to have to. There's two of you that aren't posting about football in this thread, but are just going back and forth with personal attacks. I'm deleting them, and If I see any more of the same crap they're gone- so knock it off.  

    Fair enough with me.

    @ghoolie said:

    Fair enough with me.

    LOL- that wasn't directed at you- this time....  🙂 

  • @hoorta said:

    OK, I hate to put on my Mod hat, but I'm going to have to. There's two of you that aren't posting about football in this thread, but are just going back and forth with personal attacks. I'm deleting them, and If I see any more of the same crap they're gone- so knock it off.  

    The point I made earlier is that where was it ever stated that Dorsey was looking to duplicate Brees? I never heard Dorsey mention Brees. Did you? Is it something I missed? Dorsey drafted Mayfield because he believes the kid can play and lead.

    If height and arm strength were indicators of success, Paxton Lynch would be a SB champ by now. Mayfield was not my pick, but then again, I didn't have a pick, neither did anyone else.

    @ghoolie said:

    The point I made earlier is that where was it ever stated that Dorsey was looking to duplicate Brees? I never heard Dorsey mention Brees. Did you? Is it something I missed? Dorsey drafted Mayfield because he believes the kid can play and lead.

    If height and arm strength were indicators of success, Paxton Lynch would be a SB champ by now. Mayfield was not my pick, but then again, I didn't have a pick, neither did anyone else.

    Dorsey never said that- but then again, he didn't have to. The comparison is obvious, at least from a physical standpoint. Hmm, now that I looked, Baker's college stats are even better than Drew's, but that was a different era of football. Offensive Big 10 player of the Year, and held the passing yards record until JT Barrett broke it this past year....  I hope that's what we just drafted Tom. If we get a HOFer and a Super Bowl out of it, we've done well.  🙂  

    https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/players/drew-brees-1.html

  • @ghoolie said:

    The point I made earlier is that where was it ever stated that Dorsey was looking to duplicate Brees? I never heard Dorsey mention Brees. Did you? Is it something I missed? Dorsey drafted Mayfield because he believes the kid can play and lead.

    If height and arm strength were indicators of success, Paxton Lynch would be a SB champ by now. Mayfield was not my pick, but then again, I didn't have a pick, neither did anyone else.

    Dorsey never said that- but then again, he didn't have to. The comparison is obvious, at least from a physical standpoint. Hmm, now that I looked, Baker's college stats are even better than Drew's, but that was a different era of football. Offensive Big 10 player of the Year, and held the passing yards record until JT Barrett broke it this past year....  I hope that's what we just drafted Tom. If we get a HOFer and a Super Bowl out of it, we've done well.  🙂  

    https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/players/drew-brees-1.html

    @hoorta said:

    Dorsey never said that- but then again, he didn't have to. The comparison is obvious, at least from a physical standpoint. Hmm, now that I looked, Baker's college stats are even better than Drew's, but that was a different era of football. Offensive Big 10 player of the Year, and held the passing yards record until JT Barrett broke it this past year....  I hope that's what we just drafted Tom. If we get a HOFer and a Super Bowl out of it, we've done well.  🙂  

    https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/players/drew-brees-1.html

    Larry, again, this is the time of year where I just give the guys a chance, I can call Garrett a Zumba, and be pissed at his Cowboys antics, but that's just me. The guy needs to amaze us. As you recall, I insulted Kizer, but I also called for him to get a real shot, without Hues BS. Same thing here. All the analytic BS needs to go away. THe only thing that matters is how this kid plays and leads the team. Nobody here, nor on the Browns staff knows that. We rolled the dice, just like eveyrone else.

  • @ghoolie said:

    Fair enough with me.

    LOL- that wasn't directed at you- this time....  🙂 

    @hoorta said:

    LOL- that wasn't directed at you- this time....  🙂 

    Well, I just lambasted Dutch oven. Bringing my Dead Mother into this, is out of bounds.

  • @hoorta said:

    LOL- that wasn't directed at you- this time....  🙂 

    Well, I just lambasted Dutch oven. Bringing my Dead Mother into this, is out of bounds.

    @ghoolie said:

    Well, I just lambasted Dutch oven. Bringing my Dead Mother into this, is out of bounds.

    This was going on in another thread I just visited Tom. Dutch and Diehard need to realize- talk football, and keep the personal insults out of it... 

  • @hoorta said:

    LOL- that wasn't directed at you- this time....  🙂 

    Well, I just lambasted Dutch oven. Bringing my Dead Mother into this, is out of bounds.

    @ghoolie said:

    Well, I just lambasted Dutch oven. Bringing my Dead Mother into this, is out of bounds.

    Ah, did the big bad troll get his lil' feelings hurt? Now you think you can dictate rules of conduct on here? You playing the victim, ha!

    It's hilarious when blowhards like you that think they are big Sheet get it handed back to them. Now there are limits to what can be said? This coming from you?

    Hilarious. 

  • @ghoolie said:

    Look at you. You are not the stereotypical woman but you make it work. You like the penis, and you HAVE a penis. Most would say yuck, but you have people like Cysco Clit who like that you always have vaseline with you. 

    Look, man, don't be slapping the football out of Mayfield's hands before he even has a chance to throw it. You don't see me coming in here and slapping the penis out of your hand, do you?

    The silver lining of all your family members passing away in the last year is that they are no longer burdened with you anymore. 

    That must be comforting. 

    @dutch-oven said:

    The silver lining of all your family members passing away in the last year is that they are no longer burdened with you anymore. 

    That must be comforting. 

    This is some classless bullish!t. Talking Sh!t back and forth is one thing but this is out of bounds. Who the fuk says Sh!t like this?? You should be ashamed of yourself.  This should not be tolerated on this board at all. 

  • @dutch-oven said:

    The silver lining of all your family members passing away in the last year is that they are no longer burdened with you anymore. 

    That must be comforting. 

    This is some classless bullish!t. Talking Sh!t back and forth is one thing but this is out of bounds. Who the fuk says Sh!t like this?? You should be ashamed of yourself.  This should not be tolerated on this board at all. 

    @jcam222 said:

    This is some classless bullish!t. Talking Sheet back and forth is one thing but this is out of bounds. Who the fuk says Sheet like this?? You should be ashamed of yourself. This should not be tolerated on this board at all. 

    Considering who it was directed at? Ashamed? Absolutely not. 

  • @jcam222 said:

    This is some classless bullish!t. Talking Sheet back and forth is one thing but this is out of bounds. Who the fuk says Sheet like this?? You should be ashamed of yourself. This should not be tolerated on this board at all. 

    Considering who it was directed at? Ashamed? Absolutely not. 

    @dutch-oven said:

    Considering who it was directed at? Ashamed? Absolutely not. 

    He may say off the wall Sheet but I've never seen him post something this classless. I'm sorry but if you think this is acceptable you need to grow the fuk up. IMO a ban is in order for what you said. 

  • @dutch-oven said:

    Considering who it was directed at? Ashamed? Absolutely not. 

    He may say off the wall Sheet but I've never seen him post something this classless. I'm sorry but if you think this is acceptable you need to grow the fuk up. IMO a ban is in order for what you said. 

    @jcam222 said:

    He may say off the wall Sheet but I've never seen him post something this classless. I'm sorry but if you think this is acceptable you need to grow the fuk up. IMO a ban is in order for what you said. 

    You'll live, jcam. 

  • @hoorta said:

    LOL- that wasn't directed at you- this time....  🙂 

    Well, I just lambasted Dutch oven. Bringing my Dead Mother into this, is out of bounds.

    @ghoolie said:

    Well, I just lambasted Dutch oven. Bringing my Dead Mother into this, is out of bounds.

    I agree Tom. But a ban for it? (I know you did not suggest that). Nah. But certainly reprimands from other members like myself and others. Doesn't mean he gets it yet, but he should. There are some things that are sacrosanct.

  • @ghoolie said:

    Well, I just lambasted Dutch oven. Bringing my Dead Mother into this, is out of bounds.

    I agree Tom. But a ban for it? (I know you did not suggest that). Nah. But certainly reprimands from other members like myself and others. Doesn't mean he gets it yet, but he should. There are some things that are sacrosanct.

    @texasag1969 said:

    I agree Tom. But a ban for it? (I know you did not suggest that). Nah. But certainly reprimands from other members like myself and others. Doesn't mean he gets it yet, but he should. There are some things that are sacrosanct.

    Actually, I never said a negative word towards his mother (unlike Ghoolie, who I believe multiple times said that I fellated my mother's penis). So apparently mothers are NOT out of bounds, are they?

    No, he got all bent out of shape because likely I hit upon a kernel of truth regarding him. 

  • @texasag1969 said:

    I agree Tom. But a ban for it? (I know you did not suggest that). Nah. But certainly reprimands from other members like myself and others. Doesn't mean he gets it yet, but he should. There are some things that are sacrosanct.

    Actually, I never said a negative word towards his mother (unlike Ghoolie, who I believe multiple times said that I fellated my mother's penis). So apparently mothers are NOT out of bounds, are they?

    No, he got all bent out of shape because likely I hit upon a kernel of truth regarding him. 

    @dutch-oven said:

    Actually, I never said a negative word towards his mother (unlike Ghoolie, who I believe multiple times said that I fellated my mother's penis). So apparently mothers are NOT out of bounds, are they?

    No, he got all bent out of shape because likely I hit upon a kernel of truth regarding him. 

    Like I said, doesn't mean you get it. Add in a mourning period and maybe you'll understand. Even Tom has a mourning period, though you may not believe that. I do.

  • @dutch-oven said:

    Actually, I never said a negative word towards his mother (unlike Ghoolie, who I believe multiple times said that I fellated my mother's penis). So apparently mothers are NOT out of bounds, are they?

    No, he got all bent out of shape because likely I hit upon a kernel of truth regarding him. 

    Like I said, doesn't mean you get it. Add in a mourning period and maybe you'll understand. Even Tom has a mourning period, though you may not believe that. I do.

    @texasag1969 said:

    Like I said, doesn't mean you get it. Add in a mourning period and maybe you'll understand. Even Tom has a mourning period, though you may not believe that. I do.

    Keep enabling his bad behavior, TexAg. 

  • @texasag1969 said:

    Like I said, doesn't mean you get it. Add in a mourning period and maybe you'll understand. Even Tom has a mourning period, though you may not believe that. I do.

    Keep enabling his bad behavior, TexAg. 

    @dutch-oven said:

    Keep enabling his bad behavior, TexAg. 

    At this point I'm trying not to enable yours. I give Tom Sheet here and there from time to time. Usually you I agree with. Just not on this.