Penis LeBeau
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Like Penis van Lesbian who changed his name to finger van Dyke
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months ago i tried to honor D!ck Emberg in a topic but seemed unfair when thread wanted to finger Emberg at his deathÂ
..please fix D!ck..
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months ago i tried to honor D!ck Emberg in a topic but seemed unfair when thread wanted to finger Emberg at his deathÂ
..please fix D!ck..
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I agree... Its gotten stale all ready...
You can't say finger but you can say pussy. Go figure?
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You can't say finger but you can say pussy. Go figure?
Zombo was once a Junior High School sex education teacher.   He wants us to use the proper anatomical terms  vagina and penis.
But, along those line I have done some intensive research discovered some history regarding the slang associated with the female genitalia . Herewith some of that data, which includes the dates that apparently these terms began coming into use:
Vagina comes from the Latin word for sheath, as in for a sword (read: penis), while vulva means wrapper, and originally also meant the uterus. But saying penis and vagina can sound distinctly unsexy, so it's no surprise we come up with other slang.
1. C*nt, 1230
It may now be derogatory, but it's the oldest slang word for vagina in the book, and by book I mean online timeline. We've been using this word for nearly a whooping 800 years.
2. Purse, 1538
I like this one because it makes it sound sort of classy and contained, but also something precious that you don't want to loose (omg what if you lost it?).
3. Chapel of ease, 1600
 A vagina is basically a sanctuary
4. Tinder box, 1638
Don't play with fire. At least, I hope there referring to it in that sort of sexy way and not as a source of a terrible chafing problem.
5. Pussy, 1699
It's a classic, but I didn't realize we'd been using it for over 300 years. I think as far as longevity and prevalence this one is the king of all nicknames.
6. Bookbinder's wife, 1768
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? Is the penis a spine of a book? Is the vagina its wife? I don't understand. Mid-18th century folks were nuts.
7. Jack nasty face, 1823
What the eff? Why? How would you possibly say this in a sexy way? Try— try it now. "Ahhh, I can't wait to get your long hard c*ck in my jack nasty fa— nope, nope I take it all back. Never touch me. I don't deserve to be touched."
8. C*ck trap, 1888
I just... OK, just sometimes it sort of feels like that's what it is, right? Like once you have sex with them then you've got 'em. Just me?
9. Futz, 1941
It makes me think of a little term of endearment for when you and your vagina get into all sorts of waxy hijinks, "Ahhh, you silly little futz, what have you gotten me into this time!?". Scroll credits.
10. Glamity, 1987
I picked this because it's from 80s also because apparently we'd just given up using actual words in the 80s.
11. Love glove, 1989
It rhymes, and it makes you think of a good, tight, fit.Â
12. Breakfast of champions, 2001
Because morning is the best time to consume the product in question
13. Love taco
Brought to us not by Green, but by Cosmopolitan, I thought this deserved to be included because... because of tacos, that's why.
14. Â Weiner Wrap
Fairly self explanatory, plus we needed to get at least one product placement ad in here:
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You can't say finger but you can say pussy. Go figure?
Zombo was once a Junior High School sex education teacher.   He wants us to use the proper anatomical terms  vagina and penis.
But, along those line I have done some intensive research discovered some history regarding the slang associated with the female genitalia . Herewith some of that data, which includes the dates that apparently these terms began coming into use:
Vagina comes from the Latin word for sheath, as in for a sword (read: penis), while vulva means wrapper, and originally also meant the uterus. But saying penis and vagina can sound distinctly unsexy, so it's no surprise we come up with other slang.
1. C*nt, 1230
It may now be derogatory, but it's the oldest slang word for vagina in the book, and by book I mean online timeline. We've been using this word for nearly a whooping 800 years.
2. Purse, 1538
I like this one because it makes it sound sort of classy and contained, but also something precious that you don't want to loose (omg what if you lost it?).
3. Chapel of ease, 1600
 A vagina is basically a sanctuary
4. Tinder box, 1638
Don't play with fire. At least, I hope there referring to it in that sort of sexy way and not as a source of a terrible chafing problem.
5. Pussy, 1699
It's a classic, but I didn't realize we'd been using it for over 300 years. I think as far as longevity and prevalence this one is the king of all nicknames.
6. Bookbinder's wife, 1768
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? Is the penis a spine of a book? Is the vagina its wife? I don't understand. Mid-18th century folks were nuts.
7. Jack nasty face, 1823
What the eff? Why? How would you possibly say this in a sexy way? Try— try it now. "Ahhh, I can't wait to get your long hard c*ck in my jack nasty fa— nope, nope I take it all back. Never touch me. I don't deserve to be touched."
8. C*ck trap, 1888
I just... OK, just sometimes it sort of feels like that's what it is, right? Like once you have sex with them then you've got 'em. Just me?
9. Futz, 1941
It makes me think of a little term of endearment for when you and your vagina get into all sorts of waxy hijinks, "Ahhh, you silly little futz, what have you gotten me into this time!?". Scroll credits.
10. Glamity, 1987
I picked this because it's from 80s also because apparently we'd just given up using actual words in the 80s.
11. Love glove, 1989
It rhymes, and it makes you think of a good, tight, fit.Â
12. Breakfast of champions, 2001
Because morning is the best time to consume the product in question
13. Love taco
Brought to us not by Green, but by Cosmopolitan, I thought this deserved to be included because... because of tacos, that's why.
14. Â Weiner Wrap
Fairly self explanatory, plus we needed to get at least one product placement ad in here:
Zombo was once a Junior High School sex education teacher.   He wants us to use the proper anatomical terms  vagina and penis.
But, along those line I have done some intensive research discovered some history regarding the slang associated with the female genitalia . Herewith some of that data, which includes the dates that apparently these terms began coming into use:
Vagina comes from the Latin word for sheath, as in for a sword (read: penis), while vulva means wrapper, and originally also meant the uterus. But saying penis and vagina can sound distinctly unsexy, so it's no surprise we come up with other slang.
1. C*nt, 1230
It may now be derogatory, but it's the oldest slang word for vagina in the book, and by book I mean online timeline. We've been using this word for nearly a whooping 800 years.
2. Purse, 1538
I like this one because it makes it sound sort of classy and contained, but also something precious that you don't want to loose (omg what if you lost it?).
3. Chapel of ease, 1600
 A vagina is basically a sanctuary
4. Tinder box, 1638
Don't play with fire. At least, I hope there referring to it in that sort of sexy way and not as a source of a terrible chafing problem.
5. Pussy, 1699
It's a classic, but I didn't realize we'd been using it for over 300 years. I think as far as longevity and prevalence this one is the king of all nicknames.
6. Bookbinder's wife, 1768
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? Is the penis a spine of a book? Is the vagina its wife? I don't understand. Mid-18th century folks were nuts.
7. Jack nasty face, 1823
What the eff? Why? How would you possibly say this in a sexy way? Try— try it now. "Ahhh, I can't wait to get your long hard c*ck in my jack nasty fa— nope, nope I take it all back. Never touch me. I don't deserve to be touched."
8. C*ck trap, 1888
I just... OK, just sometimes it sort of feels like that's what it is, right? Like once you have sex with them then you've got 'em. Just me?
9. Futz, 1941
It makes me think of a little term of endearment for when you and your vagina get into all sorts of waxy hijinks, "Ahhh, you silly little futz, what have you gotten me into this time!?". Scroll credits.
10. Glamity, 1987
I picked this because it's from 80s also because apparently we'd just given up using actual words in the 80s.
11. Love glove, 1989
It rhymes, and it makes you think of a good, tight, fit.Â
12. Breakfast of champions, 2001
Because morning is the best time to consume the product in question
13. Love taco
Brought to us not by Green, but by Cosmopolitan, I thought this deserved to be included because... because of tacos, that's why.
14. Â Weiner Wrap
Fairly self explanatory, plus we needed to get at least one product placement ad in here:
A. I have absolutely nothing to do with the language that is allowed on this board. I have said it a million times. Sometimes people just choose to believe what they want to believe.
B. This post ... What the fuck?
Zombo
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Zombo was once a Junior High School sex education teacher.   He wants us to use the proper anatomical terms  vagina and penis.
But, along those line I have done some intensive research discovered some history regarding the slang associated with the female genitalia . Herewith some of that data, which includes the dates that apparently these terms began coming into use:
Vagina comes from the Latin word for sheath, as in for a sword (read: penis), while vulva means wrapper, and originally also meant the uterus. But saying penis and vagina can sound distinctly unsexy, so it's no surprise we come up with other slang.
1. C*nt, 1230
It may now be derogatory, but it's the oldest slang word for vagina in the book, and by book I mean online timeline. We've been using this word for nearly a whooping 800 years.
2. Purse, 1538
I like this one because it makes it sound sort of classy and contained, but also something precious that you don't want to loose (omg what if you lost it?).
3. Chapel of ease, 1600
 A vagina is basically a sanctuary
4. Tinder box, 1638
Don't play with fire. At least, I hope there referring to it in that sort of sexy way and not as a source of a terrible chafing problem.
5. Pussy, 1699
It's a classic, but I didn't realize we'd been using it for over 300 years. I think as far as longevity and prevalence this one is the king of all nicknames.
6. Bookbinder's wife, 1768
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? Is the penis a spine of a book? Is the vagina its wife? I don't understand. Mid-18th century folks were nuts.
7. Jack nasty face, 1823
What the eff? Why? How would you possibly say this in a sexy way? Try— try it now. "Ahhh, I can't wait to get your long hard c*ck in my jack nasty fa— nope, nope I take it all back. Never touch me. I don't deserve to be touched."
8. C*ck trap, 1888
I just... OK, just sometimes it sort of feels like that's what it is, right? Like once you have sex with them then you've got 'em. Just me?
9. Futz, 1941
It makes me think of a little term of endearment for when you and your vagina get into all sorts of waxy hijinks, "Ahhh, you silly little futz, what have you gotten me into this time!?". Scroll credits.
10. Glamity, 1987
I picked this because it's from 80s also because apparently we'd just given up using actual words in the 80s.
11. Love glove, 1989
It rhymes, and it makes you think of a good, tight, fit.Â
12. Breakfast of champions, 2001
Because morning is the best time to consume the product in question
13. Love taco
Brought to us not by Green, but by Cosmopolitan, I thought this deserved to be included because... because of tacos, that's why.
14. Â Weiner Wrap
Fairly self explanatory, plus we needed to get at least one product placement ad in here:
A. I have absolutely nothing to do with the language that is allowed on this board. I have said it a million times. Sometimes people just choose to believe what they want to believe.
B. This post ... What the fuck?
Zombo
Zombo said:
A. I have absolutely nothing to do with the language that is allowed on this board. I have said it a million times. Sometimes people just choose to believe what they want to believe.
OK, sorry, didn't realize that.  I guess some of us thought you were omnipotent here  (other than when it came to Glommie)
B. This post ... What the Shmuck?
Sex education. Â The result of "messing with the language that is allowed". Did you learn anything?Â
Zombo
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Zombo said:
A. I have absolutely nothing to do with the language that is allowed on this board. I have said it a million times. Sometimes people just choose to believe what they want to believe.
OK, sorry, didn't realize that.  I guess some of us thought you were omnipotent here  (other than when it came to Glommie)
B. This post ... What the Shmuck?
Sex education. Â The result of "messing with the language that is allowed". Did you learn anything?Â
Zombo
I learned that you have a lot of free time.
And that it is going to be a long two and half months before training camp starts.
Zombo
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I learned that you have a lot of free time.
And that it is going to be a long two and half months before training camp starts.
Zombo
Zombo said:
I learned that you have a lot of free time.
And that it is going to be a long two and half months before training camp starts.
Zombo
Oh goodie!. We all now have a full time job from now till then to do nothing but bedevil. (We need a devil emoji here).
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I learned that you have a lot of free time.
And that it is going to be a long two and half months before training camp starts.
Zombo
Zombo said:
I learned that you have a lot of free time.
And that it is going to be a long two and half months before training camp starts.
Zombo
Bazinga on me!! Â Funny shite.
But.... how better to use that time than to contemplate  pooty-tang!!. Â
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Zombo said:
I learned that you have a lot of free time.
And that it is going to be a long two and half months before training camp starts.
Zombo
Oh goodie!. We all now have a full time job from now till then to do nothing but bedevil. (We need a devil emoji here).
Oh goodie!. We all now have a full time job from now till then to do nothing but bedevil. (We need a devil emoji here).
How about a God of Hellfire?
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Zombo said:
I learned that you have a lot of free time.
And that it is going to be a long two and half months before training camp starts.
Zombo
Bazinga on me!! Â Funny shite.
But.... how better to use that time than to contemplate  pooty-tang!!. Â
Bazinga on me!! Â Funny shite.
But.... how better to use that time than to contemplate  pooty-tang!!. Â
After all we now know that black holes keep every galaxy together.
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