OUR "Hard Knocks" Thread
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It's simple, Just rewind back to Bob Wylie. that man cracks me up 1)"I'd rather watch a plant grow than stretch"..2)Was he hearing music from Steve Miller calling him Glenn Miller? 3) "push-ups,sit-ups,jumping jacks,climb the wall & ran, won 2 world wars. none of this fancy stretching sheet" 4) 'the only time in your life your going to hear short is better than long, is in your steps" 5)Lard butt fits into a white maserati..Than tells Skippy "No Ferris Bueller chit with this thing".. AM GOOD FOR A WEEK in this episode of Rhino's & Hogs.. BTW..If Dez does not sign till after week 1..He Plays at WR League Minimum anywhere (if Dez plays at all)
Browns & Buffett: Got to go fishin, Down to rock bottom again, with just a few Friends -
Wonder if he pulls in pun with that car?
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It's simple, Just rewind back to Bob Wylie. that man cracks me up 1)"I'd rather watch a plant grow than stretch"..2)Was he hearing music from Steve Miller calling him Glenn Miller? 3) "push-ups,sit-ups,jumping jacks,climb the wall & ran, won 2 world wars. none of this fancy stretching sheet" 4) 'the only time in your life your going to hear short is better than long, is in your steps" 5)Lard butt fits into a white maserati..Than tells Skippy "No Ferris Bueller chit with this thing".. AM GOOD FOR A WEEK in this episode of Rhino's & Hogs.. BTW..If Dez does not sign till after week 1..He Plays at WR League Minimum anywhere (if Dez plays at all)
It's simple, Just rewind back to Bob Wylie. that man cracks me up 1)"I'd rather watch a plant grow than stretch"..2)Was he hearing music from Steve Miller calling him Glenn Miller? 3) "push-ups,sit-ups,jumping jacks,climb the wall & ran, won 2 world wars. none of this fancy stretching sheet" 4) 'the only time in your life your going to hear short is better than long, is in your steps" 5)Lard butt fits into a white maserati..Than tells Skippy "No Farris Bueller chit with this thing".. AM GOOD FOR A WEEK in this episode of Rhino's & Hogs.. BTW..If Dez does not sign till after week 1..He Plays at WR League Minimum anywhere (if Dez plays at all)
It would be a smart thing to sign Dez. To build a strong we core. Dorsey didn't seem to have closed the door.
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Just watched it last night...
Nassib going all Joe Pesci in Goodfellas during his enlightening financial discussion was possibly the whitest thing I've seen in a minute. "Hey, I'm the only white guy here talking to a bunch of black guys. I guess I need to say F U C K every other word so they'll take me seriously!"
I seriously question the long term viability of Hue and Haley working together.
Landry is good at catching the pigskin.
Hue might be a mediocre head coach, but is a good guy. But man, the guy couldn't inspire a drowning man to jump on a life boat. His speeches to the team were just bad.
John Dorsey is the guy everyone knows, Mr. Alpha Male who asks you a question then starts talking over you three seconds later as you try to answer it.
Classic stuff! That rates right up there with the "Stiffler's Mom" reply you treated us to you sick bastard!
Here I was all concerned about Landry's audience in the WR Room. For some reason, I always thought Nassib was a modern day Richie Cunningham that hit the weight room after someone kicked sand in his face in life without Fonzi. WRONG! Now, that version of him lining up offsides twice in the Bears' game comes much more into focus. In a world of sic em, sock em and sack em - Lawrence Taylor reminded us you don't have to be the brightest apple in the orchard...
The 2nd episode takes it to another level when OG-G Fabiano from Harvard actually questions the interest percentages Nassib was using from Little's formula. It reminds me of the time my older brother was all buzzed and bragging he bought some land in Florida through a classified ad and my dad said "Congratulations assshole you just bought a swamp!"
Classic stuff! That rates right up there with the "Stiffler's Mom" reply you treated us to you sick bastard!
Here I was all concerned about Landry's audience in the WR Room. For some reason, I always thought Nassib was a modern day Richie Cunningham that hit the weight room after someone kicked sand in his face in life without Fonzi. WRONG! Now, that version of him lining up offsides twice in the Bears' game comes much more into focus. In a world of sic em, sock em and sack em - Lawrence Taylor reminded us you don't have to be the brightest apple in the orchard...
The 2nd episode takes it to another level when OG-G Fabiano from Harvard actually questions the interest percentages Nassib was using from Little's formula. It reminds me of the time my older brother was all buzzed and bragging he bought some land in Florida through a classified ad and my dad said "Congratulations assshole you just bought a swamp!"
a) that's hilarious about your brother
b) your dad seems absolutely awesome dude
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It's simple, Just rewind back to Bob Wylie. that man cracks me up 1)"I'd rather watch a plant grow than stretch"..2)Was he hearing music from Steve Miller calling him Glenn Miller? 3) "push-ups,sit-ups,jumping jacks,climb the wall & ran, won 2 world wars. none of this fancy stretching sheet" 4) 'the only time in your life your going to hear short is better than long, is in your steps" 5)Lard butt fits into a white maserati..Than tells Skippy "No Farris Bueller chit with this thing".. AM GOOD FOR A WEEK in this episode of Rhino's & Hogs.. BTW..If Dez does not sign till after week 1..He Plays at WR League Minimum anywhere (if Dez plays at all)
It would be a smart thing to sign Dez. To build a strong we core. Dorsey didn't seem to have closed the door.
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It's simple, Just rewind back to Bob Wylie. that man cracks me up 1)"I'd rather watch a plant grow than stretch"..2)Was he hearing music from Steve Miller calling him Glenn Miller? 3) "push-ups,sit-ups,jumping jacks,climb the wall & ran, won 2 world wars. none of this fancy stretching sheet" 4) 'the only time in your life your going to hear short is better than long, is in your steps" 5)Lard butt fits into a white maserati..Than tells Skippy "No Ferris Bueller chit with this thing".. AM GOOD FOR A WEEK in this episode of Rhino's & Hogs.. BTW..If Dez does not sign till after week 1..He Plays at WR League Minimum anywhere (if Dez plays at all)
It's simple, Just rewind back to Bob Wylie. that man cracks me up 1)"I'd rather watch a plant grow than stretch"..2)Was he hearing music from Steve Miller calling him Glenn Miller? 3) "push-ups,sit-ups,jumping jacks,climb the wall & ran, won 2 world wars. none of this fancy stretching sheet" 4) 'the only time in your life your going to hear short is better than long, is in your steps" 5)Lard butt fits into a white maserati..Than tells Skippy "No Farris Bueller chit with this thing".. AM GOOD FOR A WEEK in this episode of Rhino's & Hogs.. BTW..If Dez does not sign till after week 1..He Plays at WR League Minimum anywhere (if Dez plays at all)
The valet’s response to the Ferris Bueler comment was pretty good. “We learned our lesson.”
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It's simple, Just rewind back to Bob Wylie. that man cracks me up 1)"I'd rather watch a plant grow than stretch"..2)Was he hearing music from Steve Miller calling him Glenn Miller? 3) "push-ups,sit-ups,jumping jacks,climb the wall & ran, won 2 world wars. none of this fancy stretching sheet" 4) 'the only time in your life your going to hear short is better than long, is in your steps" 5)Lard butt fits into a white maserati..Than tells Skippy "No Farris Bueller chit with this thing".. AM GOOD FOR A WEEK in this episode of Rhino's & Hogs.. BTW..If Dez does not sign till after week 1..He Plays at WR League Minimum anywhere (if Dez plays at all)
The valet’s response to the Ferris Bueler comment was pretty good. “We learned our lesson.”
The valet’s response to the Ferris Bueler comment was pretty good. “We learned our lesson.”
added to my bucket list.."have bar drink with JT & Wylie".. man can dream right..no wonder JT liked Wylie in the room..could ya imagine
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I kind of liked the fact that former Aggie "Wrecking Crew"LB Larry "Black Death" Jackson was working with Josh individually after he returned to the Browns. If he wasn't already in great shape, he will be by game 1. Jackson earned that nickname from his Aggie players when he was S&C coach there.
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"to build a strong core" ?
Building a strong core is fine, but with Josh back, Callaway (assuming that they both stay out of trouble) great addition in Landry, Higgins drastically improved, the new guys looking impressive. Adding Dez to the mix is overkill IMHO. #4 on the depth chart, #3 at best.
So why is Dez hanging around schmoozing Hue? Could it be no other team is interested in him? Let's have some realistic expectations this year. Adding Dez isn't going to magically turn the Browns into a Super Bowl contender.
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What I saw:
Again loved the TE Juice...(Sorry Landry, you might have to get a new nickname)
Loved Nate Orchard for the same reason as I love Cajuste. He personifies what the Browns and the AFC north are about..
I was very disappointed in Landy, both in practice and in the game.. There is a fine line between Intensity and stupidity.. He crossed the line this week. The fight shows that he has a hair trigger and is easily taunted. In the game he let his trigger cause a penalty. And later on that big hit was really unnecessary and could have taken himself out of the game. I appreciate the intensity and were that an important game,, GREAT.. but it was the Bills in preseason.. be smart!
I LOVE TYROD! He has such a soft spoken leadership quality... I don't care how you pronounce his name. He is efficient, his team mates respect him. He has a great work ethic.. he is a Browns type personality..
I LOVE BAKER! In watching him take in all the adulation that is thrown at him, it is amazing he doesn't have a bigger ego.. It is almost a shame(not really) that both he and Tyrod are on the same team.. I want them to both play... QB by committee .. LOL not...
Am I the only one that feels that the energy between Hue Jackson And Baker Mayfield is weird? Every time they are caught on camera together it is like Hue is talking to a movie star or something and he gets all weird.. I think he is Star Struck or something... Strange.
I love our Offensive coordinator. He is a bad butt, take no Sheet, NFC North knock you in the teeth type person....
Shmucking PENALTIES!! Some were a bit weak, but God Damn they have to stop with that crap.
I am not buying the Brogan story at QB.. He seems kinda special ed to me.. Not QB material.. I like Stanton at number 3 and no need for a number 4.. Drop him.
Were any of you uncomfortable with our Offensive line coach showing pictures of Rhinos and Gorillas to show what a makes a good Lineman... Awkward
Loved the run game.
Loved 1st team defense at 3 and out for first 3 Bills possessions.
Thought that Dez seemed like a genuine person and really was impressed by what he saw at the Brown facilities.. I don't know, he might fit in just fine with our team even with Josh Gordon coming back..
And finally JOSH IS BACK!!
BobPound.
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Orchard missed what...3 sacks?
He's a good guy by all accounts, just always a half step too slow to make an impact.
Orchard missed what...3 sacks?
He's a good guy by all accounts, just always a half step too slow to make an impact.
I know he has had chances in the past, but I think he is worth the bet. His team mates love him and he did make an impact in the 2nd half, but unfortunately it was against the 2nd and 3rd stringers.. I think he is worth one more chance.
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RE: Todd Haley arrival . It is on another level better for the team .He is a guy you can go to war with. Love his approach and how he comes across in Hard Knocks.. This is his offense and it is a huge reason why there will be success on that side of the ball. Hue will let his guys manage and i think Todd will go a great job.
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My random thoughts on last night’s show.
I kinda agree with Mike this episode was less exciting than the last couple. I did laugh a lot though. What was that thing the defense said in unison with Gregg Williams? “Get it sum’ bìtch” or something like that. Hilarious. I didn’t know that was a thing.
I liked the Orchard segments. Rooting for the guy, but not a good game from him.
I feel like l’m noticing Njoku getting a little leader like. Thought it was interesting he was the guy stepping up to address Brad Paisley in the huddle before they all did “1 2 3 Browns.” Not that that is a particularly leader like thing to do, but the comfort level he showed and how the teammates responded.
Mitchell the CB looks like a PI call waiting to happen. They showed a lot of his plays covering Landry and he’s pretty handsy.
Is it me or does it seem like Hue has a minor obsession with Gordon? Or like he’s a pet or something and dotes on him a bit much? It seemed there were a couple of scenes where Hue is all “he’s coming!” or “he’s heeere!” and everyone else is all “yeah yeah” about it.
For those familiar with the show The Sopranos, Brogan’s girlfriend resembles Drea De Matteo who played Christopher’s girlfriend on the show, both her mannerism and looks, but less Jerseyish.
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My random thoughts on last night’s show.
I kinda agree with Mike this episode was less exciting than the last couple. I did laugh a lot though. What was that thing the defense said in unison with Gregg Williams? “Get it sum’ bìtch” or something like that. Hilarious. I didn’t know that was a thing.
I liked the Orchard segments. Rooting for the guy, but not a good game from him.
I feel like l’m noticing Njoku getting a little leader like. Thought it was interesting he was the guy stepping up to address Brad Paisley in the huddle before they all did “1 2 3 Browns.” Not that that is a particularly leader like thing to do, but the comfort level he showed and how the teammates responded.
Mitchell the CB looks like a PI call waiting to happen. They showed a lot of his plays covering Landry and he’s pretty handsy.
Is it me or does it seem like Hue has a minor obsession with Gordon? Or like he’s a pet or something and dotes on him a bit much? It seemed there were a couple of scenes where Hue is all “he’s coming!” or “he’s heeere!” and everyone else is all “yeah yeah” about it.
For those familiar with the show The Sopranos, Brogan’s girlfriend resembles Drea De Matteo who played Christopher’s girlfriend on the show, both her mannerism and looks, but less Jerseyish.
Is it me or does it seem like Hue has a minor obsession with Gordon? Or like he’s a pet or something and dotes on him a bit much? It seemed there were a couple of scenes where Hue is all “he’s coming!” or “he’s heeere!” and everyone else is all “yeah yeah” about it.
To be honest if I'm Huey I'm counting on this guy along with Hyde, Landry, Tyrod and the D to save my f'n job. So I don't blame him one bit.?
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My random thoughts on last night’s show.
I kinda agree with Mike this episode was less exciting than the last couple. I did laugh a lot though. What was that thing the defense said in unison with Gregg Williams? “Get it sum’ bìtch” or something like that. Hilarious. I didn’t know that was a thing.
I liked the Orchard segments. Rooting for the guy, but not a good game from him.
I feel like l’m noticing Njoku getting a little leader like. Thought it was interesting he was the guy stepping up to address Brad Paisley in the huddle before they all did “1 2 3 Browns.” Not that that is a particularly leader like thing to do, but the comfort level he showed and how the teammates responded.
Mitchell the CB looks like a PI call waiting to happen. They showed a lot of his plays covering Landry and he’s pretty handsy.
Is it me or does it seem like Hue has a minor obsession with Gordon? Or like he’s a pet or something and dotes on him a bit much? It seemed there were a couple of scenes where Hue is all “he’s coming!” or “he’s heeere!” and everyone else is all “yeah yeah” about it.
For those familiar with the show The Sopranos, Brogan’s girlfriend resembles Drea De Matteo who played Christopher’s girlfriend on the show, both her mannerism and looks, but less Jerseyish.
My random thoughts on last night’s show.
I kinda agree with Mike this episode was less exciting than the last couple. I did laugh a lot though. What was that thing the defense said in unison with Gregg Williams? “Get it sum’ bìtch” or something like that. Hilarious. I didn’t know that was a thing.
I liked the Orchard segments. Rooting for the guy, but not a good game from him.
I feel like l’m noticing Njoku getting a little leader like. Thought it was interesting he was the guy stepping up to address Brad Paisley in the huddle before they all did “1 2 3 Browns.” Not that that is a particularly leader like thing to do, but the comfort level he showed and how the teammates responded.
Mitchell the CB looks like a PI call waiting to happen. They showed a lot of his plays covering Landry and he’s pretty handsy.
Is it me or does it seem like Hue has a minor obsession with Gordon? Or like he’s a pet or something and dotes on him a bit much? It seemed there were a couple of scenes where Hue is all “he’s coming!” or “he’s heeere!” and everyone else is all “yeah yeah” about it.
For those familiar with the show The Sopranos, Brogan’s girlfriend resembles Drea De Matteo who played Christopher’s girlfriend on the show, both her mannerism and looks, but less Jerseyish.
Every other word out of her mouth was 'like'.
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Todd Haley going from the Steelers to the Browns is a big shift of power in our favor. Thank you Ben for not liking hardass Todd.
Dorsey is no dummy, he is holding off on Dez because of Josh. Dez can still help somebody but Flash, Juice, Cab and Hollywood is the most athletic foursome we have had at the position ... ages 27, 25, 23 and 21 ... might want to ride that out.
Then you've got Dorsey pick, Ratley, he ain't going anywhere.
At the bottom of the WR heap, look out for Derrick Willies, Baker's favorite 6'4 target that caught two TDs (but both called back). Jeff Janis you paying attention?
Moose The Dog looks like he is getting a lot of upskirt action.
Seth Devulva afraid if he eats one of Cajuste's cookies that he'll lose his job? Eat the cookie. Get on the field.
Orchard is certainly quick enough to get to the QB, credit the QBs with awareness and slipperiness. Keep Orchard.
Good call on Brogan's girlfriend ... but take a good look cause Bro has to go ...
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