The Predictive Model for Additive Analytics (PMAA)
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It applies to the Browns emphatically. That's all you jackoffs talk about is.... if only..............
It applies to the Browns emphatically. That's all you jackoffs talk about is.... if only..............
I prefer to have Rita Moreno doing the jackoff talk:
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I don't know what you've got against Joe Thomas. What'd he ever do to you? All he did was come here, play like a HOF'er at his position, be a great team mate and play every single consecutive snap until he couldn't play the game any more. And you wanna blame our plight since the team's return on him.
BEING A BROWNS FAN IS A TEST TO SEE HOW MUCH YOU CAN TAKE -
Ghoolie, exactly how are those mathematical models tuned?
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Ghoolie, exactly how are those mathematical models tuned?
Ghoolie, exactly how are those mathematical models tuned?
In the Key of F.?
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I don't know what you've got against Joe Thomas. What'd he ever do to you? All he did was come here, play like a HOF'er at his position, be a great team mate and play every single consecutive snap until he couldn't play the game any more. And you wanna blame our plight since the team's return on him.
I don't know what you've got against Joe Thomas. What'd he ever do to you? All he did was come here, play like a HOF'er at his position, be a great team mate and play every single consecutive snap until he couldn't play the game any more. And you wanna blame our plight since the team's return on him.
Orion.......can you name me ONE HOF candidate who has LESS demonstrable evidence than JT?
What measurable quality of our team improved with him? YPC? points? yards per catch? time of posession, scoring?
Fuuck Joe Thomas,
The Cleveland Browns have the hardest hit players in the NFL -
Ghoolie, exactly how are those mathematical models tuned?
In the Key of F.?
In the Key of F.?
Vestapool. dgdgbd
Have you ever tried Nashville tuning on an acoustic? Remove the G, replace it ith a 9 or 10. tune it an octave higher at g.
Now play it like a regular guitar. YOU WILL LOVE IT
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In the Key of F.?
Vestapool. dgdgbd
Have you ever tried Nashville tuning on an acoustic? Remove the G, replace it ith a 9 or 10. tune it an octave higher at g.
Now play it like a regular guitar. YOU WILL LOVE IT
Vestapool. dgdgbd
Have you ever tried Nashville tuning on an acoustic? Remove the G, replace it ith a 9 or 10. tune it an octave higher at g.
Now play it like a regular guitar. YOU WILL LOVE IT
I'm entertaining my grandchildren with my low F tuned harmonica, just making it up as I go along. But they love the sounds it makes and ask me to play it "again". Of course I just make up a new "tune" and we all have a fun time of it.?
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I don't know what you've got against Joe Thomas. What'd he ever do to you? All he did was come here, play like a HOF'er at his position, be a great team mate and play every single consecutive snap until he couldn't play the game any more. And you wanna blame our plight since the team's return on him.
Orion.......can you name me ONE HOF candidate who has LESS demonstrable evidence than JT?
What measurable quality of our team improved with him? YPC? points? yards per catch? time of posession, scoring?
Fuuck Joe Thomas,
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I don't know what you've got against Joe Thomas. What'd he ever do to you? All he did was come here, play like a HOF'er at his position, be a great team mate and play every single consecutive snap until he couldn't play the game any more. And you wanna blame our plight since the team's return on him.
Orion.......can you name me ONE HOF candidate who has LESS demonstrable evidence than JT?
What measurable quality of our team improved with him? YPC? points? yards per catch? time of posession, scoring?
Fuuck Joe Thomas,
Orion.......can you name me ONE HOF candidate who has LESS demonstrable evidence than JT?
What measurable quality of our team improved with him? YPC? points? yards per catch? time of posession, scoring?
Fuuck Joe Thomas,
Because without Joe, I predict around five more Browns quarterbacks would have been seriously injured by blindside hits?
Or that Thomas made the Pro Bowl every year because the guys and coaches he was playing against thought he was one of the best OTs?
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Rather than PMAA......this thread is more like GPMS.
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I thought this was well done Ghoolie. Thought out and researched applied to a thesis. Academic!
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So then, in your mind, NO offensive linemen should ever make it to the HOF.
I said Thomas has no fuuckking place in the HOF. I never said anything about OL in the HOF.
Again, you guys love to talk numbers. Please, if you are going to have a conversation with me, stick to the topic and don't add schidt that I never said.
Video archives show Hickerson many times leading Brown on devastating power sweeps.
It shows Kramer blowing holes for Taylor and Horngung. It shows Kramer moving Jethro Pugh out of the way for Starr to sneak into the endzone in the ice bowl.
Webster and Kolb over and over blowing holes and pancaking opponents.
Same.thing with Parker, Krumrie, Munoz, and even our own Baab.
Thomas is not this caliber of OL.
Common sense tells you that if you are lucky enough to sing a HOF player, the guy will change the fortunes of your team.
Thomas changed nothing. Under his guard the Browns lead the NFL in injured QB s. I say it again, you cannot point to one singe offensive stat that improved under his watch. You cannot point to a OL reputation or characteristic that his era OL was known for.
Joe Thomas had 2 strengths.
1) A great personality that lead players to nominate him to the pro bowl
2) Longevity
Give the fuuckking guy a perfect attendance award. But the HOF? Hickerson was denied how many years? You want to put JT in on 1 ballot?
WTF is wrong with you people? Has the lack of quality players sunk your values this low as to pollute sacred things with a whore?
If you want Joe Thomas in the HOF buy him a fuucking ticket like everyone else.
The Cleveland Browns have the hardest hit players in the NFL -
So then, in your mind, NO offensive linemen should ever make it to the HOF.
I said Thomas has no fuuckking place in the HOF. I never said anything about OL in the HOF.
Again, you guys love to talk numbers. Please, if you are going to have a conversation with me, stick to the topic and don't add schidt that I never said.
Video archives show Hickerson many times leading Brown on devastating power sweeps.
It shows Kramer blowing holes for Taylor and Horngung. It shows Kramer moving Jethro Pugh out of the way for Starr to sneak into the endzone in the ice bowl.
Webster and Kolb over and over blowing holes and pancaking opponents.
Same.thing with Parker, Krumrie, Munoz, and even our own Baab.
Thomas is not this caliber of OL.
Common sense tells you that if you are lucky enough to sing a HOF player, the guy will change the fortunes of your team.
Thomas changed nothing. Under his guard the Browns lead the NFL in injured QB s. I say it again, you cannot point to one singe offensive stat that improved under his watch. You cannot point to a OL reputation or characteristic that his era OL was known for.
Joe Thomas had 2 strengths.
1) A great personality that lead players to nominate him to the pro bowl
2) Longevity
Give the fuuckking guy a perfect attendance award. But the HOF? Hickerson was denied how many years? You want to put JT in on 1 ballot?
WTF is wrong with you people? Has the lack of quality players sunk your values this low as to pollute sacred things with a whore?
If you want Joe Thomas in the HOF buy him a fuucking ticket like everyone else.
I said Thomas has no fuuckking place in the HOF. I never said anything about OL in the HOF.
Again, you guys love to talk numbers. Please, if you are going to have a conversation with me, stick to the topic and don't add schidt that I never said.
Video archives show Hickerson many times leading Brown on devastating power sweeps.
It shows Kramer blowing holes for Taylor and Horngung. It shows Kramer moving Jethro Pugh out of the way for Starr to sneak into the endzone in the ice bowl.
Webster and Kolb over and over blowing holes and pancaking opponents.
Same.thing with Parker, Krumrie, Munoz, and even our own Baab.
Thomas is not this caliber of OL.
Common sense tells you that if you are lucky enough to sing a HOF player, the guy will change the fortunes of your team.
Thomas changed nothing. Under his guard the Browns lead the NFL in injured QB s. I say it again, you cannot point to one singe offensive stat that improved under his watch. You cannot point to a OL reputation or characteristic that his era OL was known for.
Joe Thomas had 2 strengths.
1) A great personality that lead players to nominate him to the pro bowl
2) Longevity
Give the fuuckking guy a perfect attendance award. But the HOF? Hickerson was denied how many years? You want to put JT in on 1 ballot?
WTF is wrong with you people? Has the lack of quality players sunk your values this low as to pollute sacred things with a whore?
If you want Joe Thomas in the HOF buy him a fuucking ticket like everyone else.
Joe Thomas isn't on the same level as Mike Baab.
Goddamn, it's like you've literally ran out of ways to troll.
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Orion.......can you name me ONE HOF candidate who has LESS demonstrable evidence than JT?
What measurable quality of our team improved with him? YPC? points? yards per catch? time of posession, scoring?
Fuuck Joe Thomas,
Because without Joe, I predict around five more Browns quarterbacks would have been seriously injured by blindside hits?
Or that Thomas made the Pro Bowl every year because the guys and coaches he was playing against thought he was one of the best OTs?
Because without Joe, I predict around five more Browns quarterbacks would have been seriously injured by blindside hits?
Or that Thomas made the Pro Bowl every year because the guys and coaches he was playing against thought he was one of the best OTs?
AHHHHHHHHHHHH.... Here comes BULLSCHIDT LARRY out of hibernation with the old.............................. OH YEAH... IT WOULD HAVE BEEN EVEN WORSE WITHOUT JOE THOMAS.
CLASSIC EXAMPLE OF STUPIDITY. EXACTLY WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT. 1 + 1 = 3
Look Hoorta, you are like a Demoncrat. Reality has no use in your life. You have a fuucking narrative that Joe Thomas is the best Browns player of all time. And when you can't defend your fantasy childish hero worship, you pull out the ol' "IT WOULD HAVE BEEN WORSE WITHOUT HIM" Learry, how come after Joe Thomas got hurt, the OL was no worse for the wear? I mean certainly when you lose a " HOF" player, your team should suffer, right? But his loss was transparent, insignificant... MEANINGLESS................
ONLY in your world of horseschidt fabrication fantasy is Joe Thomas worth anything more than a good wet schidt.
According your brand of Mental Masturbation......................
- The Browns went 1 - 31 but it sure would have been a hell of a lot worse if it wasn't for Hue Jackson, He's a HOF er
- The Browns couldn't run the ball for schidt, but it would have been even worse if we didn't have Willie Green
- The 2018 Browns couldn't move the ball into the end zone, BUT, if it wasn't for DeShone Kizer it would have been a lot worse.
Same jackoff logic Larry. You don't want to talk about football, you want to lick fuzz off of Joe THomas's nutsack. BLAH BLAH BLAH you schidt statistics and analytics.......but when it comes to Joe Thomas? You can't name one fuucking accomplishment the caulksucker achieved OTHER THAN Perfect attendance, and a great personality.
Hey, you want to fellate him, you want to let him come ravage your wife, you want to tattoo his number on your FUPA, by all means, have at it. Just Shut Your Fahking Pie HOle with this HOF bullschidt. It degrades all the past players that actually have accomplishments worthy of acceptance.
I CAN SEE IT NOW........... WE NOMINATE JOE THOMAS INTO THE HOF BECAUSE WITHOUT HIM THE BROWNS WOULD BEEN EVER WORSE.
Idiots.
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I said Thomas has no fuuckking place in the HOF. I never said anything about OL in the HOF.
Again, you guys love to talk numbers. Please, if you are going to have a conversation with me, stick to the topic and don't add schidt that I never said.
Video archives show Hickerson many times leading Brown on devastating power sweeps.
It shows Kramer blowing holes for Taylor and Horngung. It shows Kramer moving Jethro Pugh out of the way for Starr to sneak into the endzone in the ice bowl.
Webster and Kolb over and over blowing holes and pancaking opponents.
Same.thing with Parker, Krumrie, Munoz, and even our own Baab.
Thomas is not this caliber of OL.
Common sense tells you that if you are lucky enough to sing a HOF player, the guy will change the fortunes of your team.
Thomas changed nothing. Under his guard the Browns lead the NFL in injured QB s. I say it again, you cannot point to one singe offensive stat that improved under his watch. You cannot point to a OL reputation or characteristic that his era OL was known for.
Joe Thomas had 2 strengths.
1) A great personality that lead players to nominate him to the pro bowl
2) Longevity
Give the fuuckking guy a perfect attendance award. But the HOF? Hickerson was denied how many years? You want to put JT in on 1 ballot?
WTF is wrong with you people? Has the lack of quality players sunk your values this low as to pollute sacred things with a whore?
If you want Joe Thomas in the HOF buy him a fuucking ticket like everyone else.
Joe Thomas isn't on the same level as Mike Baab.
Goddamn, it's like you've literally ran out of ways to troll.
Joe Thomas isn't on the same level as Mike Baab.
Goddamn, it's like you've literally ran out of ways to troll.
No, it's like you stopped to take a breath between JT fellatio sessions. Baab was 100 times the player JT was. Not even close.
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Joe Thomas isn't on the same level as Mike Baab.
Goddamn, it's like you've literally ran out of ways to troll.
No, it's like you stopped to take a breath between JT fellatio sessions. Baab was 100 times the player JT was. Not even close.
No, it's like you stopped to take a breath between JT fellatio sessions. Baab was 100 times the player JT was. Not even close.
I would honestly feel bad for someone whose life is apparently so void of any purpose that it needs to be filled by saying idiotic things to strangers on a message board in a pathetic attempt to get attention, but I don't.
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So then, in your mind, NO offensive linemen should ever make it to the HOF.
I said Thomas has no fuuckking place in the HOF. I never said anything about OL in the HOF.
Again, you guys love to talk numbers. Please, if you are going to have a conversation with me, stick to the topic and don't add schidt that I never said.
Video archives show Hickerson many times leading Brown on devastating power sweeps.
It shows Kramer blowing holes for Taylor and Horngung. It shows Kramer moving Jethro Pugh out of the way for Starr to sneak into the endzone in the ice bowl.
Webster and Kolb over and over blowing holes and pancaking opponents.
Same.thing with Parker, Krumrie, Munoz, and even our own Baab.
Thomas is not this caliber of OL.
Common sense tells you that if you are lucky enough to sing a HOF player, the guy will change the fortunes of your team.
Thomas changed nothing. Under his guard the Browns lead the NFL in injured QB s. I say it again, you cannot point to one singe offensive stat that improved under his watch. You cannot point to a OL reputation or characteristic that his era OL was known for.
Joe Thomas had 2 strengths.
1) A great personality that lead players to nominate him to the pro bowl
2) Longevity
Give the fuuckking guy a perfect attendance award. But the HOF? Hickerson was denied how many years? You want to put JT in on 1 ballot?
WTF is wrong with you people? Has the lack of quality players sunk your values this low as to pollute sacred things with a whore?
If you want Joe Thomas in the HOF buy him a fuucking ticket like everyone else.
Video archives show Hickerson many times leading Brown on devastating power sweeps.
That was back in the days of, You played defense if you weren't good enough to play offense.
Now-a-days the defense is as big, strong and fast as the offense.
Was JT a road grading LT? No, he was a terrific pass blocking LT. Which is what the nfl is, a pass league.
Leading up to his draft I saw a clip from is previous college season where there were two guys rushing on his end. He blocked one, then let him go to block the other, giving his QB that extra half second to get the ball off.....for a completion in the end zone. I remember thinking, That was the best play I ever saw a LT make. - Too bad we never got him the right guys to throw and catch the ball.
BEING A BROWNS FAN IS A TEST TO SEE HOW MUCH YOU CAN TAKE -
Video archives show Hickerson many times leading Brown on devastating power sweeps.
That was back in the days of, You played defense if you weren't good enough to play offense.
Now-a-days the defense is as big, strong and fast as the offense.
Was JT a road grading LT? No, he was a terrific pass blocking LT. Which is what the nfl is, a pass league.
Leading up to his draft I saw a clip from is previous college season where there were two guys rushing on his end. He blocked one, then let him go to block the other, giving his QB that extra half second to get the ball off.....for a completion in the end zone. I remember thinking, That was the best play I ever saw a LT make. - Too bad we never got him the right guys to throw and catch the ball.
That was back in the days of, You played defense if you weren't good enough to play offense.
Now-a-days the defense is as big, strong and fast as the offense.
Was JT a road grading LT? No, he was a terrific pass blocking LT. Which is what the nfl is, a pass league.
Leading up to his draft I saw a clip from is previous college season where there were two guys rushing on his end. He blocked one, then let him go to block the other, giving his QB that extra half second to get the ball off.....for a completion in the end zone. I remember thinking, That was the best play I ever saw a LT make. - Too bad we never got him the right guys to throw and catch the ball.
You do know that he's trolling, right?
You are wasting your time debating someone who knows that saying Joe Thomas sucks will piss people off. That's the entire point of his stupid, lame existence on here.
Stop feeding the troll.
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