Monday Nite Pick-em - Week 1

[Mark O]

Zombo said:

Why is there a chick announcing Monday Night Football?

Z

Its the ESPN B team because there's 2 games tonight   She does other NFL games on Sundays and a lot of college football. 

[Zombo]

@mark-o said:

Its the ESPN B team because there's 2 games tonight   She does other NFL games on Sundays and a lot of college football. 

A girl announcing an NFL game sounds stupid.

Zombo

[Dutch Oven]

@texasag1969 said:

The blind crow actually saw a hole to his right and changed directions to score. Where the hell was that when he was a Brown?

He ran for over 3100 yards in the four seasons he was here, for a 4.2 yard average. 

But hey, he totally sucked. ?

[mjp28]

Zombo said:

A girl announcing an NFL game sounds stupid.

Zombo

Even my wife agrees with that, swimming, women's soccer,  gymnastics et. al. are fine. 

[gumby73]

Zombo said:

A girl announcing an NFL game sounds stupid.

Zombo

she did her 1st game last year Browns at Colts..browns dancing beer man got the ? from Kizers m0m.. 

[Mark O]

@gumby73 said:

she did her 1st game last year Browns at Colts..browns dancing beer man got the ? from Kizers m0m.. 

She did the late Monday night game last year with Rex Ryan.    I didn't even notice her tonight.  Guess I've heard her on enough other games that its no big deal. 

[TexasAg1969]

@dutch-oven said:

He ran for over 3100 yards in the four seasons he was here, for a 4.2 yard average. 

But hey, he totally sucked. ?

And he won the Assman Award for the number of runs up OL butts rather than the holes that opened up.?

[Zombo]

Just me and ladies have the Jets?

You ought a see the girls in the hot tub playing "Strip Stafford" ... that's where you do a shot and take off an article of clothing every time Stafford throws a pick.

Z

[FALCON7]

Jets kicking butt, Stafford has already thrown 4 picks! Sam (should of been a Brown) looks pretty damn good.

[LBC mike]

Crowel found a hole. Lol

[Zombo]

@lbc-mike said:

Crowel found a hole. Lol

He looks lighter. Nice run. Glad I picked him up in FF.

Z

[nickers]

Zombo said:

A girl announcing an NFL game sounds stupid.

Zombo

She sounds annoying as hell too.. I don't need my information coming from a broad who sounds as stupid as she does,,

[LBC mike]

Is she trying to make her voice deeper so she can sound manley

[gumby73]

G.Williams blitzes will have Carrot Top Sam  in tears in 2 weeks..book it

[Zombo]

@lbc-mike said:

Is she trying to make her voice deeper so she can sound manley

I am picturing Melissa McCarthy playing Spicey

[gumby73]

somebody tell fireman ed that jet chant ain't happening in c-town

[PoeticG]

Here's my Fantasy Football Team

QB- Tyrod Taylor

RB- Saquon Barkley

WR- Josh Gordon

WR- Jarvis Landry

TE- Jared Cook 

Flex- Sammy Watkins

D/ST- Broncos

K- Zane Gonzales

-------------------------

Bench

QB- Derek Carr

QB- Jimmy Garoppolo 

RB- Sony Michel

RB- Mark Ingram

RB- Nick Chubb

WR- Robby Anderson

* I was just offered a trade- A.J. Green and Baker Mayfield for Jarvis Landry. What would you do? 

[Dutch Oven]

Of course PoG has Zane Gonzalez as his kicker! ?

[Zombo]

Maybe I have had too many San Carlos Propers, but Suzy Kolber is making me horny.

Z

[Tour2ma]

Suzy's hot... even Joe thought so.

Nothing against female announcers, but this one's voice irritates me.

After the Jets routed the Lion Cubs I thought this was a tradition that needed to be strangles in its crib...

After the Raiders jumped out early I was sure of it... but then the late worm turned when the Rams remembered who they are.

New York (NYJ) +7.0 @ Detroit --- Mon 09/10 06:10 PM

Prediction: DET 33 NYJ 13

Final: NYJ 47 DET 17 --- L/L --- Only question after the game was whether Fireman Ed & CO. made it out of Detroit alive.

Los Angeles (LAR) @Oakland +4.0 --- Mon 09/10 09:20 PM

Prediction: LAR 37 OAK 17

Final: LAR 33 OAK 13 --- W/W... Back in the grove again... cya next week...