Monday Nite Pick-em - Week 1

[Zombo]

Just me and ladies have the Jets?

You ought a see the girls in the hot tub playing "Strip Stafford" ... that's where you do a shot and take off an article of clothing every time Stafford throws a pick.

Z

[FALCON7]

Jets kicking butt, Stafford has already thrown 4 picks! Sam (should of been a Brown) looks pretty damn good.

[LBC mike]

Crowel found a hole. Lol

[Zombo]

@lbc-mike said:

Crowel found a hole. Lol

He looks lighter. Nice run. Glad I picked him up in FF.

Z

[nickers]

Zombo said:

A girl announcing an NFL game sounds stupid.

Zombo

She sounds annoying as hell too.. I don't need my information coming from a broad who sounds as stupid as she does,,

[LBC mike]

Is she trying to make her voice deeper so she can sound manley

[gumby73]

G.Williams blitzes will have Carrot Top Sam  in tears in 2 weeks..book it

[Zombo]

@lbc-mike said:

Is she trying to make her voice deeper so she can sound manley

I am picturing Melissa McCarthy playing Spicey

[gumby73]

somebody tell fireman ed that jet chant ain't happening in c-town

[PoeticG]

Here's my Fantasy Football Team

QB- Tyrod Taylor

RB- Saquon Barkley

WR- Josh Gordon

WR- Jarvis Landry

TE- Jared Cook 

Flex- Sammy Watkins

D/ST- Broncos

K- Zane Gonzales

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Bench

QB- Derek Carr

QB- Jimmy Garoppolo 

RB- Sony Michel

RB- Mark Ingram

RB- Nick Chubb

WR- Robby Anderson

* I was just offered a trade- A.J. Green and Baker Mayfield for Jarvis Landry. What would you do? 

[Dutch Oven]

Of course PoG has Zane Gonzalez as his kicker! ?

[Zombo]

Maybe I have had too many San Carlos Propers, but Suzy Kolber is making me horny.

Z

[Tour2ma]

Suzy's hot... even Joe thought so.

Nothing against female announcers, but this one's voice irritates me.

After the Jets routed the Lion Cubs I thought this was a tradition that needed to be strangles in its crib...

After the Raiders jumped out early I was sure of it... but then the late worm turned when the Rams remembered who they are.

New York (NYJ) +7.0 @ Detroit --- Mon 09/10 06:10 PM

Prediction: DET 33 NYJ 13

Final: NYJ 47 DET 17 --- L/L --- Only question after the game was whether Fireman Ed & CO. made it out of Detroit alive.

Los Angeles (LAR) @Oakland +4.0 --- Mon 09/10 09:20 PM

Prediction: LAR 37 OAK 17

Final: LAR 33 OAK 13 --- W/W... Back in the grove again... cya next week...

[TexasAg1969]

@tour2ma said:

After the Jets routed the Lion Cubs I thought this was a tradition that needed to be strangles in its crib...

New York (NYJ) +7.0 @ Detroit --- Mon 09/10 06:10 PM

Prediction: DET 33 NYJ 13

Final: NYJ 47 DET 17 --- L/L --- Only question after the game was whether Fireman Ed & CO. made it out of Detroit alive.

And Darnold pulls into a wide lead in the 2018 rookie QB derby. Meanwhile back in the stables, one young former OU QB wants to get out of his stall (great word there pun intended...he-ya?).

EDIT:

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000960828/article/sam-darnolds-resiliency-shines-through-in-jets-victory

[The Gipper]

@lbc-mike said:

Is she trying to make her voice deeper so she can sound manley

Dolores Burke, I believe.  She has been announcing for years,   NBA,  college games.

[Mark O]

@the-gipper said:

Dolores Burke, I believe.  She has been announcing for years,   NBA,  college games.

Delores Burke does NBA and college basketball.    Beth Mowins was the announcer last night.  She does a lot of college football games and does the occasional NFL game, including the 2nd MNF game on opening week with Rex Ryan. 

[The Gipper]

@mark-o said:

Delores Burke does NBA and college basketball.    Beth Mowins was the announcer last night.  She does a lot of college football games and does the occasional NFL game, including the 2nd MNF game on opening week with Rex Ryan. 

Ahh.....well,  OK.  I think they sound very similar.

[Tour2ma]

@texasag1969 said:

And Darnold pulls into a wide lead in the 2018 rookie QB derby. Meanwhile back in the stables, one young former OU QB wants to get out of his stall (great word there pun intended...he-ya?).

This may turn out to be one helluva QB class.

And as a group the 2018 season's starters may be among the strongest in history. Lotta talented ones with only a couple teams searching.

[nickers]

@the-gipper said:

Dolores Burke, I believe.  She has been announcing for years,   NBA,  college games.

Beth Mowins.. Her voice is utterly annoying!... And she gets a lot of play by play wrong.. How she has a job is beyond me.. She is a total hack!

[Tour2ma]

@nickers said:

Her voice is utterly annoying!

I agree...

Even better (or at least safer) so does my wife...