How is your excitement
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Anybody who has any level of optimism is either an idiot or is living better through chemistry. The only way the Browns will win a game is if everything somehow goes their way, and the opposition completely craps down their leg and gives us the win. It happens, but rarely in the NFL. Take last year for example. The games the other teams tried to give us, we simply didn't want. Hey! Wait a second! That looks a lot like THIS year!
Before the season started I said special teams terrified me. The Browns brought in a guy who never seemed to coach good special teams. We're getting what we deserve. Just like we do every week. Our philosophy against the Saints was extremely obvious. Take as much time off the clock as possible, limit the Saints' possessions, and keep the score low. We succeeded in doing that. Congratulations! You executed a game plan to perfection! Here's an effing cookie.
The PROBLEM with a plan like that is the game is almost certainly going to be CLOSE. What do you need in a close game?! Anyone? Anyone? Buehler?
YOU NEED GOOD SPECIAL TEAMS. Our conservative, stupid, ignorant, 5th grade offensive approach WON'T WORK when the other team is actually good. Why? Because they're going to make the plays when they need them. This is something we know nothing about. And we never will.
OK, we've established that we don't have good special teams. So what SHOULD we have done? I'M GLAD YOU ASKED!! But first, let me ask you guys a quick question. Besides the miracle 4th and 5 bomb that will never happen again, how many times did the Browns throw the ball into the end zone? Anybody? I could be wrong. I admit it. But I can't think of ONE OTHER TIME we took a shot at the mother effing end zone. Not one. Can't do it. Can't think of another shot we took. I can think of other drives we had. I can't think of drives that resulted in FG attempts. I can recall the uber safe offensive calls that had next to NO CHANCE at getting first downs, let alone TOUCHDOWNS.
Hey, there have been many teams that win with the conservative approach. But I can't think of ONE team that won this way, and had the worst special teams in the universe. None. We had 12 points with 5 minutes left in the 4th quarter. That's not enough. Conveniently, this is also when Tyrod decided to throw a telegraphed pass into double coverage, which got picked off and essentially lost us the game. We were up 12-10 with 5 minutes to go, WITH THE BALL, and we had absolutely NO CHANCE to win. None. After the game, everyone in the stands asked how I knew. I simply stared back at them and asked, "How'd you NOT know?"
Anybody who has any level of optimism is either an idiot or is living better through chemistry. The only way the Browns will win a game is if everything somehow goes their way, and the opposition completely craps down their leg and gives us the win.
Boo. We are indeed winless, but just played 2 pretty good teams wire to wire. Things are looking up.
The Browns outplayed the Saints. The cowpoop illegal contact call, when they had Brees sacked, was a huge factor in the outcome IMHO.
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Anybody who has any level of optimism is either an idiot or is living better through chemistry. The only way the Browns will win a game is if everything somehow goes their way, and the opposition completely craps down their leg and gives us the win.
Boo. We are indeed winless, but just played 2 pretty good teams wire to wire. Things are looking up.
The Browns outplayed the Saints. The cowpoop illegal contact call, when they had Brees sacked, was a huge factor in the outcome IMHO.
Boo. We are indeed winless, but just played 2 pretty good teams wire to wire. Things are looking up.
The Browns outplayed the Saints. The cowpoop illegal contact call, when they had Brees sacked, was a huge factor in the outcome IMHO.
What you don't understand is that there will be a "cow poop call" every week. There will be some random, funny moment of the game that won't go our way. Haven't you been watching the past few years?
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What is the opposite of excitement? That's where I'm at right now. The Browns Front Office is the dumbest bunch of assholes in the NFL.
Dorsey say's "We've stuck by Josh's side for the last six year..." Bitch, you just got here in December. I wouldn't trade 1 Gordon for 100 Buddy Boys. Dumb butt go back to KC.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one. -Mark Twain- "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." -Mark Twain- -
Boo. We are indeed winless, but just played 2 pretty good teams wire to wire. Things are looking up.
The Browns outplayed the Saints. The cowpoop illegal contact call, when they had Brees sacked, was a huge factor in the outcome IMHO.
What you don't understand is that there will be a "cow poop call" every week. There will be some random, funny moment of the game that won't go our way. Haven't you been watching the past few years?
What you don't understand is that there will be a "cow poop call" every week. There will be some random, funny moment of the game that won't go our way. Haven't you been watching the past few years?
Been watching since 1971.
I'm just as frustrated as you or anybody else.
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What is the opposite of excitement? That's where I'm at right now. The Browns Front Office is the dumbest bunch of assholes in the NFL.
Dorsey say's "We've stuck by Josh's side for the last six year..." Bitch, you just got here in December. I wouldn't trade 1 Gordon for 100 Buddy Boys. Dumb butt go back to KC.
What is the opposite of excitement? That's where I'm at right now. The Browns Front Office is the dumbest bunch of assholes in the NFL.
Dorsey say's "We've stuck by Josh's side for the last six year..." Bitch, you just got here in December. I wouldn't trade 1 Gordon for 100 Buddy Boys. Dumb butt go back to KC.
Josh leaving mean you got nobody to give blow jobs to anymore? No Hogan, no Josh. etc. I am sure you can find it within yourself to find a new rent boy.
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What you don't understand is that there will be a "cow poop call" every week. There will be some random, funny moment of the game that won't go our way. Haven't you been watching the past few years?
Been watching since 1971.
I'm just as frustrated as you or anybody else.
Been watching since 1971.
I'm just as frustrated as you or anybody else.
Obviously not the case as your posts are still rational.
"When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196 -
What is the opposite of excitement? That's where I'm at right now. The Browns Front Office is the dumbest bunch of assholes in the NFL.
Dorsey say's "We've stuck by Josh's side for the last six year..." Bitch, you just got here in December. I wouldn't trade 1 Gordon for 100 Buddy Boys. Dumb butt go back to KC.
Josh leaving mean you got nobody to give blow jobs to anymore? No Hogan, no Josh. etc. I am sure you can find it within yourself to find a new rent boy.
Josh leaving mean you got nobody to give blow jobs to anymore? No Hogan, no Josh. etc. I am sure you can find it within yourself to find a new rent boy.
Okay tough guy. When Hogan starts for the Broncos and Gordon leads the league at WR, you can then commence the sucking of my Sock...
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one. -Mark Twain- "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." -Mark Twain- -
Josh leaving mean you got nobody to give blow jobs to anymore? No Hogan, no Josh. etc. I am sure you can find it within yourself to find a new rent boy.
Okay tough guy. When Hogan starts for the Broncos and Gordon leads the league at WR, you can then commence the sucking of my Sock...
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Josh leaving mean you got nobody to give blow jobs to anymore? No Hogan, no Josh. etc. I am sure you can find it within yourself to find a new rent boy.
Okay tough guy. When Hogan starts for the Broncos and Gordon leads the league at WR, you can then commence the sucking of my Sock...
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Josh leaving mean you got nobody to give blow jobs to anymore? No Hogan, no Josh. etc. I am sure you can find it within yourself to find a new rent boy.
Okay tough guy. When Hogan starts for the Broncos and Gordon leads the league at WR, you can then commence the sucking of my Sock...
Okay tough guy. When Hogan starts for the Broncos
Barring injury or a late season start because Denver has already clinched the playoffs, Carl Hogan is not seeing the field for the Broncos this season. He's in the perfect spot, just like Colt McCoy in Washington. Good guy....shows up for work....always ready if needed but not good enough to lead a team all season but can do in case of emergency and he's getting paid a nice stack of chips to stand around on Sundays and watch the game. Great gig if you can find it.
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Okay tough guy. When Hogan starts for the Broncos
Barring injury or a late season start because Denver has already clinched the playoffs, Carl Hogan is not seeing the field for the Broncos this season. He's in the perfect spot, just like Colt McCoy in Washington. Good guy....shows up for work....always ready if needed but not good enough to lead a team all season but can do in case of emergency and he's getting paid a nice stack of chips to stand around on Sundays and watch the game. Great gig if you can find it.
...... Good guy....shows up for work....always ready if needed but not good enough to lead a team all season but can do in case of emergency and he's getting paid a nice stack of chips to stand around on Sundays and watch the game. Great gig if you can find it.
Good guy, shows up always ready......so's a bus driver but the backup NFL QB is definately a better gig.
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