New Lexicon
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Here is an area that I am going to need a little help perhaps.....that is, with a New Lexicon for NFL teams, not name the Browns. Herewith are new names for some of the teams that I...or others here have come up with....which all here are free to use liberally. (note ntbka = now to be known as). Let's start with the AFC:
Steelers ntbka Spermsuckers
Ravens ntbka Ratrapers
Bengals ntbka (B)itchy Pussies
Jets...Flying Faggots
Dolphins....Sushi
Patriots.....Scoundrels (as in Last Refuge of....thanks Samuel Johnson)
Bills......???? need help here
Jaguars....Faguars (thanks Westside Steve)
Texans.....Textards (thanks Ghoolie)
Titans.....Titties (still tried and true)
Colts....Donkeys Dicks
Broncos....Brokeback Mountainmen
Chargers
Raiders
Chiefs.
Help me out with the ones I left blank
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And do the same for the NFC.....help me out:
Giants
Eagles
Redskins...Racists
Cowboys.....Cowgirls
Falcons
Saints....Sinners?
Panthers
Buccaneers
Lions
Bears
Packers
Vikings
49ers
Seahawks ....Seacocks
Rams
Cardinals.
Help me out
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Here is an area that I am going to need a little help perhaps.....that is, with a New Lexicon for NFL teams, not name the Browns. Herewith are new names for some of the teams that I...or others here have come up with....which all here are free to use liberally. (note ntbka = now to be known as). Let's start with the AFC:
Steelers ntbka Spermsuckers
Ravens ntbka Ratrapers
Bengals ntbka (B)itchy Pussies
Jets...Flying Faggots
Dolphins....Sushi
Patriots.....Scoundrels (as in Last Refuge of....thanks Samuel Johnson)
Bills......???? need help here
Jaguars....Faguars (thanks Westside Steve)
Texans.....Textards (thanks Ghoolie)
Titans.....Titties (still tried and true)
Colts....Donkeys Dicks
Broncos....Brokeback Mountainmen
Chargers
Raiders
Chiefs.
Help me out with the ones I left blank
Here is an area that I am going to need a little help perhaps.....that is, with a New Lexicon for NFL teams, not name the Browns. Herewith are new names for some of the teams that I...or others here have come up with....which all here are free to use liberally. (note ntbka = now to be known as). Let's start with the AFC:
Steelers ntbka Turdburglars
Ravens ntbka wormeaters
Bengals ntbka shitty kittys
Jets...Fast to last
Dolphins....Sushi
Patriots.....Of Russia fuckem
Bills......Jill’s
Jaguars....Faguars (thanks Westside Steve)
Texans.....Textards (thanks Ghoolie)
Titans.....Titties (still tried and true)
Colts....Donkeys Dicks
Broncos....Brokeback Mountainmen
Chargers firesticks
Raiders Pedos
Chiefs. Qweefs
Help me out with the ones I left blank
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And do the same for the NFC.....help me out:
Giants
Eagles
Redskins...Racists
Cowboys.....Cowgirls
Falcons
Saints....Sinners?
Panthers
Buccaneers
Lions
Bears
Packers
Vikings
49ers
Seahawks ....Seacocks
Rams
Cardinals.
Help me out
And do the same for the NFC.....help me out:
Giants/midgets
Eagles
Redskins...Racists/Spuds
Cowboys.....Cowgirls
Falcons
Saints....Sinners?
Panthers/ Panters
Buccaneers/quarteranear
Lions/ cowardly
Bearskins
Packers/ fudge
Vikings/
49ers/crackheads
Seahawks ....Seacock sea cock get sucked
Rams Butts
Cardinals. Holy Red
Help me out
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Ravens, raisins
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