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  • 9. How many yards and touchdowns does Nick Chubb run for?

    Zombo: 455, 3

    jcam222: 1000, 6

    Tour2ma: 515, 3

    Nero: 600, 7

    Coyote: 542, 5

    mjp: 1440, 14

    Bob806: 642, 6

    FlyinJ: 307, 2

    Flugel: 300, 4

    gumby: 385, 3

    DutchOven: 450, 3

    JDailey:530, 5

    Answer: Rookie Nick Chubb burst onto the scene by gaining 996 yards (5.2 yds/carry) with 8 touchdowns rushing, including the Browns longest run in history - a 92 yard touchdown vs Atlanta. 

    Winner Winner Chicken Dinner: Most of us thought Chubb would play second fiddle to Hyde for the season, and if it was up to Todd Haley, he would have. John Dorsey had other plans, and when it became apparent that as long as Carlos Hyde was on the roster Chubb would be picking splinters out of his keyster, Dorsey traded Hyde. Enter the rookie, and he did not disappoint. jcam222 damn near nailed his rushing yardage, so he wins. Because Nero felt slighted on the last one, I'm going to write his name in bold here. There you go, buddy. ?

    And the Big Dummy Award goes to... A lot of us weren't really close to Chubb's season totals, but Flugel was the farthest off. 

    @dutch-oven said:

    And the Big Dummy Award goes to... A lot of us weren't really close to Chubb's season totals, but Flugel was the farthest off. 

    Seven fewer yards than Flying J, but double FJ's number of TDs... and Flugs gets the nod???

    RECOUNT!!!!

  • @dutch-oven said:

    And the Big Dummy Award goes to... A lot of us weren't really close to Chubb's season totals, but Flugel was the farthest off. 

    Seven fewer yards than Flying J, but double FJ's number of TDs... and Flugs gets the nod???

    RECOUNT!!!!

    @tour2ma said:

    Seven fewer yards than Flying J, but double FJ's number of TDs... and Flugs gets the nod???

    RECOUNT!!!!

    What? Hanging chads?  Is this Florida?   😆

  • @the-gipper said:

    I agree.  You win.   

    I'm sorry, is this titled "Gipper's 2018 Browns Questions"? 

    No, no it is not. ?

    @dutch-oven said:

    I'm sorry, is this titled "Gipper's 2018 Browns Questions"? 

    No, no it is not. ?

    Nevertheless he wins you can’t take that away from him 

  • @dutch-oven said:

    I'm sorry, is this titled "Gipper's 2018 Browns Questions"? 

    No, no it is not. ?

    Nevertheless he wins you can’t take that away from him 

    @the-gipper said:

    Nevertheless he wins you can’t take that away from him 

    You have to realize that there's a good reason for me to be treated in such a slight, discriminatory and non-human way... I have gotten around it fairly easily around this board, but sometimes it's too much, that I can't take this kind of treatment...

    Reason being I'm hispanic. 

  • @the-gipper said:

    Nevertheless he wins you can’t take that away from him 

    You have to realize that there's a good reason for me to be treated in such a slight, discriminatory and non-human way... I have gotten around it fairly easily around this board, but sometimes it's too much, that I can't take this kind of treatment...

    Reason being I'm hispanic. 

    @nero said:

    You have to realize that there's a good reason for me to be treated in such a slight, discriminatory and non-human way... I have gotten around it fairly easily around this board, but sometimes it's too much, that I can't take this kind of treatment...

    Reason being I'm hispanic. 

    As far as I know Donald Trump doesn’t post here so I’m not sure that’s it. 

  • @dutch-oven said:

    And the Big Dummy Award goes to... A lot of us weren't really close to Chubb's season totals, but Flugel was the farthest off. 

    Seven fewer yards than Flying J, but double FJ's number of TDs... and Flugs gets the nod???

    RECOUNT!!!!

    @tour2ma said:

    Seven fewer yards than Flying J, but double FJ's number of TDs... and Flugs gets the nod???

    RECOUNT!!!!

    Yeah, that's a fair argument, I can't really argue that. 

  • @dutch-oven said:

    I'm sorry, is this titled "Gipper's 2018 Browns Questions"? 

    No, no it is not. ?

    Nevertheless he wins you can’t take that away from him 

    @the-gipper said:

    Nevertheless he wins you can’t take that away from him 

    But I already did! 

    MUHAHAHAHAHA! 

  • 10. Who leads the Browns in receptions? How many?

    Zombo: Landry, 100

    jcam222: Landry, 90

    Tour2ma: Landry, 98

    Nero: Landry, 95

    Coyote: Landry, 101

    mjp: Landry, 109

    Bob806: Njoku, 77

    FlyinJ: Landry, 95

    Flugel: Landry, 105

    gumby: Johnson, 87

    DutchOven: Landry, 82

    JDailey: Njoku, 68

    Answer: Jarvis Landry led the Browns in receptions with 81. Other top receivers were David Njoku (56), Duke Johnson (47), Antonio Callaway (43) and Rashard Higgins (39). 

    Winner Winner Chicken Dinner: Jarvis Landry was the overwhelming favorite, even if he had fewer receptions than most expected. That might not be the worst thing in the world, considering Mayfield's ability to spread the ball around. DutchOven almost nailed it. 

    And the Big Dummy Award goes to... I like the balls of taking someone besides Landry, but gumby's Duke Johnson prediction was nearly twice as high as what he delivered. 

  • 10. Who leads the Browns in receptions? How many?

    Zombo: Landry, 100

    jcam222: Landry, 90

    Tour2ma: Landry, 98

    Nero: Landry, 95

    Coyote: Landry, 101

    mjp: Landry, 109

    Bob806: Njoku, 77

    FlyinJ: Landry, 95

    Flugel: Landry, 105

    gumby: Johnson, 87

    DutchOven: Landry, 82

    JDailey: Njoku, 68

    Answer: Jarvis Landry led the Browns in receptions with 81. Other top receivers were David Njoku (56), Duke Johnson (47), Antonio Callaway (43) and Rashard Higgins (39). 

    Winner Winner Chicken Dinner: Jarvis Landry was the overwhelming favorite, even if he had fewer receptions than most expected. That might not be the worst thing in the world, considering Mayfield's ability to spread the ball around. DutchOven almost nailed it. 

    And the Big Dummy Award goes to... I like the balls of taking someone besides Landry, but gumby's Duke Johnson prediction was nearly twice as high as what he delivered. 

    @dutch-oven said:

    10. Who leads the Browns in receptions? How many?

    Zombo: Landry, 100

    jcam222: Landry, 90

    Tour2ma: Landry, 98

    Nero: Landry, 95

    Coyote: Landry, 101

    mjp: Landry, 109

    Bob806: Njoku, 77

    FlyinJ: Landry, 95

    Flugel: Landry, 105

    gumby: Johnson, 87

    DutchOven: Landry, 82

    JDailey: Njoku, 68

    Answer: Jarvis Landry led the Browns in receptions with 81. Other top receivers were David Njoku (56), Duke Johnson (47), Antonio Callaway (43) and R. Higgins (39). 

    Winner Winner Chicken Dinner: Jarvis Landry was the overwhelming favorite, even if he had fewer receptions than most expected. That might not be the worst thing in the world, considering Mayfield's ability to spread the ball around. DutchOven almost nailed it. 

    And the Big Dummy Award goes to... I like the balls of taking someone besides Landry, but gumby's Duke Johnson prediction was nearly twice as high as what he delivered. 

    FIX!!!

  • Horseshoes, hand-grenades and Dutch's 18 Q's...

  • @dutch-oven said:

    10. Who leads the Browns in receptions? How many?

    Zombo: Landry, 100

    jcam222: Landry, 90

    Tour2ma: Landry, 98

    Nero: Landry, 95

    Coyote: Landry, 101

    mjp: Landry, 109

    Bob806: Njoku, 77

    FlyinJ: Landry, 95

    Flugel: Landry, 105

    gumby: Johnson, 87

    DutchOven: Landry, 82

    JDailey: Njoku, 68

    Answer: Jarvis Landry led the Browns in receptions with 81. Other top receivers were David Njoku (56), Duke Johnson (47), Antonio Callaway (43) and R. Higgins (39). 

    Winner Winner Chicken Dinner: Jarvis Landry was the overwhelming favorite, even if he had fewer receptions than most expected. That might not be the worst thing in the world, considering Mayfield's ability to spread the ball around. DutchOven almost nailed it. 

    And the Big Dummy Award goes to... I like the balls of taking someone besides Landry, but gumby's Duke Johnson prediction was nearly twice as high as what he delivered. 

    FIX!!!

    @the-gipper said:

    FIX!!!

    Fix what?

  • 11. Who leads the Browns in receiving yards? How many?

    Zombo: Gordon, 1333

    jcam222: Gordon, 1400

    Tour2ma: Landy, 1167

    Nero: Landry, 950

    Coyote: Gordon, 1120

    mjp: Landry, 1234

    Bob806: Landry, 1074

    FlyinJ: Gordon, 1005

    Flugel: Landry, 1100

    gumby: Landry, 1080

    DutchOven: Landry, 850

    JDailey: Gordon, 950

    Answer: Jarvis Landry lead the Browns with 976 receiving yards. Other notables: David Njoku (639), Antonio Callaway (586), Rashard Higgins (572), Duke Johnson (429). 

    Winner Winner Chicken Dinner: Oh boy, I knew this could end up being an interesting question to revisit the moment I wrote it, and it didn't disappoint. Josh Gordon ended up playing one game for the Browns before being traded, after another weird "Was he high?" moment finally (FINALLY) had the Browns say enough is enough. One reception for 17 yards and a touchdown for the season for Gordon. The winner is everyone's favorite olive-skinned foreigner, Nero. 

    And the Big Dummy Award goes to... With a prediction 1383 yards north of Josh Gordon's 17 yards, jcam222. 

  • 11. Who leads the Browns in receiving yards? How many?

    Zombo: Gordon, 1333

    jcam222: Gordon, 1400

    Tour2ma: Landy, 1167

    Nero: Landry, 950

    Coyote: Gordon, 1120

    mjp: Landry, 1234

    Bob806: Landry, 1074

    FlyinJ: Gordon, 1005

    Flugel: Landry, 1100

    gumby: Landry, 1080

    DutchOven: Landry, 850

    JDailey: Gordon, 950

    Answer: Jarvis Landry lead the Browns with 976 receiving yards. Other notables: David Njoku (639), Antonio Callaway (586), Rashard Higgins (572), Duke Johnson (429). 

    Winner Winner Chicken Dinner: Oh boy, I knew this could end up being an interesting question to revisit the moment I wrote it, and it didn't disappoint. Josh Gordon ended up playing one game for the Browns before being traded, after another weird "Was he high?" moment finally (FINALLY) had the Browns say enough is enough. One reception for 17 yards and a touchdown for the season for Gordon. The winner is everyone's favorite olive-skinned foreigner, Nero. 

    And the Big Dummy Award goes to... With a prediction 1383 yards north of Josh Gordon's 17 yards, jcam222. 

    @dutch-oven said:

    The winner is everyone's favorite olive-skinned foreigner, Nero.

    Olive-skinned? That's a stereotype, lol! Sorry to disappoint you... I'm very pale.

    But don't let this distract you from the fact that I did fairly well on this contest 😉

  • @dutch-oven said:

    The winner is everyone's favorite olive-skinned foreigner, Nero.

    Olive-skinned? That's a stereotype, lol! Sorry to disappoint you... I'm very pale.

    But don't let this distract you from the fact that I did fairly well on this contest 😉

    @nero said:

    Olive-skinned? That's a stereotype, lol! Sorry to disappoint you... I'm very pale.

    But don't let this distract you from the fact that I did fairly well on this contest 😉

    As an Italian, I consider it a great stereotype! ?

    You have done asi asi. 

  • @nero said:

    Olive-skinned? That's a stereotype, lol! Sorry to disappoint you... I'm very pale.

    But don't let this distract you from the fact that I did fairly well on this contest 😉

    As an Italian, I consider it a great stereotype! ?

    You have done asi asi. 

    @dutch-oven said:

    As an Italian, I consider it a great stereotype! ?

    You have done asi asi. 

    I've done de puta madre.

  • Zombo said:

    I think someone just went after someone's mama ...

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    De puta madre means "great"...

  • @dutch-oven said:

    As an Italian, I consider it a great stereotype! ?

    You have done asi asi. 

    I've done de puta madre.

    @nero said:

    I've done de puta madre.

    You wanna talk about Mamas?

  • 😆

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  • Zombo said:

    I think someone just went after someone's mama ...

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    De puta madre means "great"...

    @nero said:

    De puta madre means "great"...

    How to say whore in Spanish

    What's the Spanish word for whore? Here's a list of translations.

    Spanish Translation
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    puta

    mother
     
     
     
    I don't know about y'all....but my Irish ass  would be kicking somebody's   Spanish ass.
  • I thought this was the Browns '18 thread.  😕