MARK, YOU'VE BEEN WITH LORI 4 YEARS THIS WEEKEND

ATENEARS

Mark hangs out exclusively in the Cheerleader thread.

chellb44

No, no, none of those things.

It's a nice, hunk of a boyfriend who probably wouldn't appreciate pics of the goods all over the interweb. And, some really gross spider bites. I had to go to the Dr, they were that bad.

ATENEARS

@chellb44 said:
No, no, none of those things.
It's a nice, hunk of a boyfriend who probably wouldn't appreciate pics of the goods all over the interweb. And, some really gross spider bites. I had to go to the Dr, they were that bad.

Photoshop the spider bites out and let's roll with the pic's!

DieHardBrownsFan

@atenears said:
Photoshop the spider bites out and let's roll with the pic's!

Could be some STD sores also.

Vegasdogg

One of the wierdest threads of all time, yet like a bad accident I can't look away.

Lady, I think we should let nature take its course here. If Mark doesn't remember, maybe that is what is best. And if he does, good for him and Lori.

You know how on Star Trek they weren't allowed to assist other cultures or change things on other planets because it was taboo and could blow up the universe or something? Yeah, that's kinda what you're doing here with the thread.

Bad juju man. Don't mess with Karma.

Furnier

This is indeed an odd thread....even for this place.

So who's Mark?

C'Mon dude... Fess up?

Bet you never forget the anniversary again.

Also, get even with Shelby and post some revealing pix of her.

DWJ

oiram

who's mark? Read the damn thread.

ATENEARS

I'm thinking of some nice gifts that Mark could get Lori ... I mean, we are all involved now, perhaps we could help our friend Mark out.

Cleveland Browns Flirt Thong

$14.99 at The Browns Store

maybe Shelby could model some products for us?

Mr. T

Zombo said:
I take it you are female, Shelby?
Then you are in luck ... we accept flashes.

Post a flash and we'll make sure Mark gets the message and Lori has the best anniversary yet.

Zombo

But it has to be a full frontal

ndneighbor

@chellb44 said:
No, no, none of those things.
It's a nice, hunk of a boyfriend who probably wouldn't appreciate pics of the goods all over the interweb. And, some really gross spider bites. I had to go to the Dr, they were that bad.

That's too bad. Maybe you could just post some pics of Lori. Then we can determine if Mark really needs help or not.

If she's wearing clothes that will be fine too. If Mark stops by, he'll surely recognize her and remember.

DeadWombat

Five bucks says that "mark" has posted already, pretending to not know whats going on to avoid embarrassment.

LCDawgFan13

@deadwombat said:
Five bucks says that "mark" has posted already, pretending to not know whats going on to avoid embarrassment.

Agreed...How could he not have posted? If it were me, I would've posted by now. But...I wouldn't be hiding it. I'd make up something saying that I already knew and that her gift has already been pruchased. Mark must not be all that bright. Shelby, you really should post some pics of Lori...unless she is revolting to look at. It might help her out. If Mark can't remember his anniversary without this board, she might want to trade up.

ATENEARS

Mark, all I know is that you should keep Lori away from Big Gay Ben ... as he might violate her beyond her wishes.

HowieDawg

If Lori divorces Mark then I'm up for a loveless marriage of convenience to enable me to live in the US. Shelby, do you know what state Lori lives in, OHIO would be perfect but anything within a 2 hour flight of Cleveland would be acceptable. I will need Sundays and occasional Mondays and Thursdays off.

I can offer acceptable sexual mechanics, an above average member size, clean and hygenic house behaviour, excellent sense of humour and English accent. Happy to financially subsidise Lori's day to day expenses on condition of sports season freedom.

let me know how things develop.

HowieDawg

SoCalBrownsFan

Has this board turned into the Love connection? What's next, Lumburgh looking for his long lost lover ONB?

Browns2405

@inspecta said:
I've never seen a man whore himself out so eloquently as you just did Howie.
God bless the British!

I agree. I think he just found a less dirty sleezy form of prostitution.

choco

thanks for the reminder Atenears! think the lady would like some of those....

HowieDawg

@inspecta said:
I've never seen a man whore himself out so eloquently as you just did Howie.
God bless the British!

It seemed a better shot than the green card lottery.

kshutchins

@lcdawgfan13 said:
Agreed...How could he not have posted? If it were me, I would've posted by now. But...I wouldn't be hiding it. I'd make up something saying that I already knew and that her gift has already been pruchased. Mark must not be all that bright. Shelby, you really should post some pics of Lori...unless she is revolting to look at. It might help her out. If Mark can't remember his anniversary without this board, she might want to trade up.

Puhleeze.... on what planet does the crowd from this board constitute "trading up?" ROFLMAO

LCDawgFan13

@kshutchins said:
Puhleeze.... on what planet does the crowd from this board constitute "trading up?" ROFLMAO

True...but, how many of us would have to have someone come onto here to remind us to not forget our anniversary? I didn't say it would be much of a trade up...but any improvement is always better.