MARK, YOU'VE BEEN WITH LORI 4 YEARS THIS WEEKEND
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I take it you are female, Shelby?
Then you are in luck ... we accept flashes.
Post a flash and we'll make sure Mark gets the message and Lori has the best anniversery yet.
I'd love to flash you, but alas, I have this thing . . . it's gross, really.
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I take it you are female, Shelby?
Then you are in luck ... we accept flashes.
Post a flash and we'll make sure Mark gets the message and Lori has the best anniversery yet.
I'd love to flash you, but alas, I have this thing . . . it's gross, really.
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It's probaly a 300lb. tumor covered in hair. Right?
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Mark hangs out exclusively in the Cheerleader thread.
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No, no, none of those things.
It's a nice, hunk of a boyfriend who probably wouldn't appreciate pics of the goods all over the interweb. And, some really gross spider bites. I had to go to the Dr, they were that bad.
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No, no, none of those things.
It's a nice, hunk of a boyfriend who probably wouldn't appreciate pics of the goods all over the interweb. And, some really gross spider bites. I had to go to the Dr, they were that bad.
No, no, none of those things.
It's a nice, hunk of a boyfriend who probably wouldn't appreciate pics of the goods all over the interweb. And, some really gross spider bites. I had to go to the Dr, they were that bad.
Photoshop the spider bites out and let's roll with the pic's!
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One of the wierdest threads of all time, yet like a bad accident I can't look away.
Lady, I think we should let nature take its course here. If Mark doesn't remember, maybe that is what is best. And if he does, good for him and Lori.
You know how on Star Trek they weren't allowed to assist other cultures or change things on other planets because it was taboo and could blow up the universe or something? Yeah, that's kinda what you're doing here with the thread.
Bad juju man. Don't mess with Karma.
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I'm thinking of some nice gifts that Mark could get Lori ... I mean, we are all involved now, perhaps we could help our friend Mark out.
$14.99 at The Browns Store
maybe Shelby could model some products for us?
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No, no, none of those things.
It's a nice, hunk of a boyfriend who probably wouldn't appreciate pics of the goods all over the interweb. And, some really gross spider bites. I had to go to the Dr, they were that bad.
No, no, none of those things.
It's a nice, hunk of a boyfriend who probably wouldn't appreciate pics of the goods all over the interweb. And, some really gross spider bites. I had to go to the Dr, they were that bad.
That's too bad. Maybe you could just post some pics of Lori. Then we can determine if Mark really needs help or not.
If she's wearing clothes that will be fine too.
If Mark stops by, he'll surely recognize her and remember. -
Five bucks says that "mark" has posted already, pretending to not know whats going on to avoid embarrassment.
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Five bucks says that "mark" has posted already, pretending to not know whats going on to avoid embarrassment.
Five bucks says that "mark" has posted already, pretending to not know whats going on to avoid embarrassment.
Agreed...How could he not have posted? If it were me, I would've posted by now. But...I wouldn't be hiding it. I'd make up something saying that I already knew and that her gift has already been pruchased. Mark must not be all that bright. Shelby, you really should post some pics of Lori...unless she is revolting to look at. It might help her out. If Mark can't remember his anniversary without this board, she might want to trade up.
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Mark, all I know is that you should keep Lori away from Big Gay Ben ... as he might violate her beyond her wishes.
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If Lori divorces Mark then I'm up for a loveless marriage of convenience to enable me to live in the US. Shelby, do you know what state Lori lives in, OHIO would be perfect but anything within a 2 hour flight of Cleveland would be acceptable. I will need Sundays and occasional Mondays and Thursdays off.
I can offer acceptable sexual mechanics, an above average member size, clean and hygenic house behaviour, excellent sense of humour and English accent. Happy to financially subsidise Lori's day to day expenses on condition of sports season freedom.
let me know how things develop.
HowieDawg
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Has this board turned into the Love connection? What's next, Lumburgh looking for his long lost lover ONB?
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@inspecta said:
I've never seen a man whore himself out so eloquently as you just did Howie.God bless the British!
I agree. I think he just found a less dirty sleezy form of prostitution.
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