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MARK, YOU'VE BEEN WITH LORI 4 YEARS THIS WEEKEND

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  • Great. Now step 2 is learning the subtle art of the private message feature (pm), unless public embarrassment was your intention all along.

  • Great. Now step 2 is learning the subtle art of the private message feature (pm), unless public embarrassment was your intention all along.

    Your sarcasm is duly noted and appreciated. I don't know his screen name. I would have done that had I had any idea of what he goes by.

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  • Ahh, that makes more sense.

    😁 I couldn't resist, with the ALL CAPS and exclamation points and all.

  • C chellb44
    Great. Now step 2 is learning the subtle art of the private message feature (pm), unless public embarrassment was your intention all along.

    Your sarcasm is duly noted and appreciated. I don't know his screen name. I would have done that had I had any idea of what he goes by.

    @chellb44 said:

    Your sarcasm is duly noted and appreciated. I don't know his screen name. I would have done that had I had any idea of what he goes by.

    I know exactly who you're looking for. He goes by the screenname "Lumbergh."

  • I couldn't resist, with the ALL CAPS and explanation points and all.

    I know, subtley has never been my strong point. I should know better, but I wanted to be sure to get his attention, and my flashing skills are limited from my location.

  • tell Lori I love her!

  • Again seriously. Not sure if your more her friend or his....but....if he needs a comercial on sport center or the help of this ZOO to remember, then he needs more help than just remembering the actual date of his anniversery.

    More hers, and I wholeheartedly agree. I personally would never even associate with a Browns fan. 😉 I've only been to Cleveland once, and that was just the airport . . .not sure if the Burger King there is indicative of your great city or it's native peoples.

  • I take it you are female, Shelby?

    Then you are in luck ... we accept flashes.

    Post a flash and we'll make sure Mark gets the message and Lori has the best anniversery yet.

    I'd love to flash you, but alas, I have this thing . . . it's gross, really.

  • C chellb44
    I take it you are female, Shelby?

    Then you are in luck ... we accept flashes.

    Post a flash and we'll make sure Mark gets the message and Lori has the best anniversery yet.

    I'd love to flash you, but alas, I have this thing . . . it's gross, really.

    @chellb44 said:

    I'd love to flash you, but alas, I have this thing . . . it's gross, really.

    A cock?

  • It's probaly a 300lb. tumor covered in hair. Right?

    guns don't kill kids-pitt bulls do.

  • Mark hangs out exclusively in the Cheerleader thread.

  • No, no, none of those things.

    It's a nice, hunk of a boyfriend who probably wouldn't appreciate pics of the goods all over the interweb. And, some really gross spider bites. I had to go to the Dr, they were that bad.

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  • C chellb44

    No, no, none of those things.

    It's a nice, hunk of a boyfriend who probably wouldn't appreciate pics of the goods all over the interweb. And, some really gross spider bites. I had to go to the Dr, they were that bad.

    @chellb44 said:

    No, no, none of those things.

    It's a nice, hunk of a boyfriend who probably wouldn't appreciate pics of the goods all over the interweb. And, some really gross spider bites. I had to go to the Dr, they were that bad.

    Photoshop the spider bites out and let's roll with the pic's!

  • ATENEARSA ATENEARS

    @chellb44 said:

    No, no, none of those things.

    It's a nice, hunk of a boyfriend who probably wouldn't appreciate pics of the goods all over the interweb. And, some really gross spider bites. I had to go to the Dr, they were that bad.

    Photoshop the spider bites out and let's roll with the pic's!

    @atenears said:

    Photoshop the spider bites out and let's roll with the pic's!

    Could be some STD sores also.

    "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.

  • One of the wierdest threads of all time, yet like a bad accident I can't look away.

    Lady, I think we should let nature take its course here. If Mark doesn't remember, maybe that is what is best. And if he does, good for him and Lori.

    You know how on Star Trek they weren't allowed to assist other cultures or change things on other planets because it was taboo and could blow up the universe or something? Yeah, that's kinda what you're doing here with the thread.

    Bad juju man. Don't mess with Karma. 😆

    "I will not insult your intelligence by suggesting you really believe what you just said." William F Buckley

  • This is indeed an odd thread....even for this place.

    So who's Mark?

    C'Mon dude... Fess up?

    Bet you never forget the anniversary again.

    Also, get even with Shelby and post some revealing pix of her.

    DWJ

  • who's mark? Read the damn thread.

  • I'm thinking of some nice gifts that Mark could get Lori ... I mean, we are all involved now, perhaps we could help our friend Mark out.

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    Cleveland Browns Flirt Thong

    $14.99 at The Browns Store

    maybe Shelby could model some products for us?

  • Zombo said:

    I take it you are female, Shelby?

    Then you are in luck ... we accept flashes.

    Post a flash and we'll make sure Mark gets the message and Lori has the best anniversary yet.

    Zombo

    But it has to be a full frontal

    Head or Gut?
  • C chellb44

    No, no, none of those things.

    It's a nice, hunk of a boyfriend who probably wouldn't appreciate pics of the goods all over the interweb. And, some really gross spider bites. I had to go to the Dr, they were that bad.

    @chellb44 said:

    No, no, none of those things.

    It's a nice, hunk of a boyfriend who probably wouldn't appreciate pics of the goods all over the interweb. And, some really gross spider bites. I had to go to the Dr, they were that bad.

    That's too bad. Maybe you could just post some pics of Lori. Then we can determine if Mark really needs help or not.

    If she's wearing clothes that will be fine too. 🙂 If Mark stops by, he'll surely recognize her and remember.

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