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  • Gtfo. Your ass was all chapped about the thread being locked and you just needed me around. Why else start this thread? These sort of threads don't exist on the steeler boards because we don't give a shit. It's okay that the steelers are the sun to the Browns earth.

    You want a hug old man?

    hoortaH hoorta wrote on last edited by
    #35

    @vagitron said:

    Gtfo. Your ass was all chapped about the thread being locked and you just needed me around. Why else start this thread? These sort of threads don't exist on the steeler boards because we don't give a shit. It's okay that the steelers are the sun to the Browns earth.

    You want a hug old man? 

    Time for the Browns jokes to come to an end. It's all sunshine in Steelers land. The Steeler sun is going to get eclipsed. Because you think Bush is the answer to all your defensive problems? Steeler homer jealousy because nine out of 10 experts think the Browns killed it in the off season.  Get ready to cry in your Terrible Towel.  

    https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2834270-the-most-improved-teams-of-the-2019-nfl-offseason#slide2

    http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000001031117/article/los-angeles-chargers-rams-head-nfls-most-complete-teams

    http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000001030895/article/best-nfl-offseasons-of-2019-browns-raiders-head-list

  • Dutch OvenD Dutch Oven wrote on last edited by
    #36

    What's handy is that West Virginia jokes can be used for Steeler fan jokes rather easily, since the subject manner involves similar demographics. 

    What's a family tree of a Steelers fan look like? A Xmas wreath. 

    What's unique about a couple who are Steelers fans getting married? All the couple's family sits on the same side of the church. 

    How do you know a Steelers fan invented the toothbrush? Because anyone else would have called it a 'teethbrush'. 

  • @vagitron said:

    Gtfo. Your ass was all chapped about the thread being locked and you just needed me around. Why else start this thread? These sort of threads don't exist on the steeler boards because we don't give a shit. It's okay that the steelers are the sun to the Browns earth.

    You want a hug old man? 

    Time for the Browns jokes to come to an end. It's all sunshine in Steelers land. The Steeler sun is going to get eclipsed. Because you think Bush is the answer to all your defensive problems? Steeler homer jealousy because nine out of 10 experts think the Browns killed it in the off season.  Get ready to cry in your Terrible Towel.  

    https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2834270-the-most-improved-teams-of-the-2019-nfl-offseason#slide2

    http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000001031117/article/los-angeles-chargers-rams-head-nfls-most-complete-teams

    http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000001030895/article/best-nfl-offseasons-of-2019-browns-raiders-head-list

    VagitronV Vagitron wrote on last edited by
    #37

    @hoorta said:

    Time for the Browns jokes to come to an end. It's all sunshine in Steelers land. The Steeler sun is going to get eclipsed. Because you think Bush is the answer to all your defensive problems? Steeler homer jealousy because nine out of 10 experts think the Browns killed it in the off season.  Get ready to cry in your Terrible Towel.  

    https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2834270-the-most-improved-teams-of-the-2019-nfl-offseason#slide2

    http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000001031117/article/los-angeles-chargers-rams-head-nfls-most-complete-teams

    http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000001030895/article/best-nfl-offseasons-of-2019-browns-raiders-head-list

    The steelers led the league in sacks the last two seasons. I think Bush, Nelson, barron and Layne are going to be the answer in conjunction with the rest of the guys on that side of the ball. The media love affair with the Browns is overblown and the pressure to perform is on.

  • @hoorta said:

    Time for the Browns jokes to come to an end. It's all sunshine in Steelers land. The Steeler sun is going to get eclipsed. Because you think Bush is the answer to all your defensive problems? Steeler homer jealousy because nine out of 10 experts think the Browns killed it in the off season.  Get ready to cry in your Terrible Towel.  

    https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2834270-the-most-improved-teams-of-the-2019-nfl-offseason#slide2

    http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000001031117/article/los-angeles-chargers-rams-head-nfls-most-complete-teams

    http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000001030895/article/best-nfl-offseasons-of-2019-browns-raiders-head-list

    The steelers led the league in sacks the last two seasons. I think Bush, Nelson, barron and Layne are going to be the answer in conjunction with the rest of the guys on that side of the ball. The media love affair with the Browns is overblown and the pressure to perform is on.

    hoortaH hoorta wrote on last edited by
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    @vagitron said:

    The steelers led the league in sacks the last two seasons. I think Bush, Nelson, barron and Layne are going to be the answer in conjunction with the rest of the guys on that side of the ball. The media love affair with the Browns is overblown and the pressure to perform is on.

    Who said it wasn't? After being the armpit of the NFL for over a decade, we'll take the positive press for a change. For sure, should the Browns flop, the negative attention is going to be epic.  

    Aw too bad, almost no one is talking about your poor widdle Steelers. 

  • @vagitron said:

    The steelers led the league in sacks the last two seasons. I think Bush, Nelson, barron and Layne are going to be the answer in conjunction with the rest of the guys on that side of the ball. The media love affair with the Browns is overblown and the pressure to perform is on.

    Who said it wasn't? After being the armpit of the NFL for over a decade, we'll take the positive press for a change. For sure, should the Browns flop, the negative attention is going to be epic.  

    Aw too bad, almost no one is talking about your poor widdle Steelers. 

    VagitronV Vagitron wrote on last edited by
    #39

    @hoorta said:

    Who said it wasn't? After being the armpit of the NFL for over a decade, we'll take the positive press for a change. For sure, should the Browns flop, the negative attention is going to be epic.  

    Aw too bad, almost no one is talking about your poor widdle Steelers. 

    I don't need the steelers to be talked about. 

  • @hoorta said:

    Who said it wasn't? After being the armpit of the NFL for over a decade, we'll take the positive press for a change. For sure, should the Browns flop, the negative attention is going to be epic.  

    Aw too bad, almost no one is talking about your poor widdle Steelers. 

    I don't need the steelers to be talked about. 

    flyingfooldougF flyingfooldoug wrote on last edited by
    #40

    @vagitron said:

    I don't need the steelers to be talked about. 

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

  • @vagitron said:

    I don't need the steelers to be talked about. 

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    nickersN nickers wrote on last edited by
    #41

    @flyingfooldoug said:

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    Eggzactly!!😆

  • @vagitron said:

    I don't need the steelers to be talked about. 

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    VagitronV Vagitron wrote on last edited by
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    @flyingfooldoug said:

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    The mainstream sports media is as bad as the mainstream political media. I get plenty of specific steeler news from a myriad of other places. All I've said in here is the Browns being rated higher than the steelers anywhere is hilarious.

  • @flyingfooldoug said:

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    The mainstream sports media is as bad as the mainstream political media. I get plenty of specific steeler news from a myriad of other places. All I've said in here is the Browns being rated higher than the steelers anywhere is hilarious.

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by The Gipper
    #43

    @vagitron said:

    The mainstream sports media is as bad as the mainstream political media. I get plenty of specific steeler news from a myriad of other places. All I've said in here is the Browns being rated higher than the steelers anywhere is hilarious.

    Is it hilarious to rate a team that has better talent at significantly more positions than another team higher than that other team?  And you say that you get plenty of "steeler specific news".....when what you are getting is a dog sniffing its own butt and then declaring that the lilacs are in bloom. What is hilarious is you thinking that the likes of Nelson, Washington, Barron and a few others you have touted are considered by real NFL people to be better than the players the Browns have at those spots.  They are not, and the national media knows it.  Just you don't.  In other words, you a living in sychophant heaven.

  • One PostO One Post wrote on last edited by
    #44

    The Steelers? Oh I only watch pro football.

  • The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by The Gipper
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    Stupid Steeler Uniform Insects.  

    Builds nests next to River Confluences.  Has hoards of mindless drones.  King bee likes to take advantage of unsuspecting females of the species;

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  • flyingfooldougF flyingfooldoug wrote on last edited by flyingfooldoug
    #46

    How does a stool fan change a lightbulb?

      They don’t.  They just talk about how good the old one was. 

  • flyingfooldougF flyingfooldoug wrote on last edited by
    #47

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  • @vagitron said:

    The mainstream sports media is as bad as the mainstream political media. I get plenty of specific steeler news from a myriad of other places. All I've said in here is the Browns being rated higher than the steelers anywhere is hilarious.

    Is it hilarious to rate a team that has better talent at significantly more positions than another team higher than that other team?  And you say that you get plenty of "steeler specific news".....when what you are getting is a dog sniffing its own butt and then declaring that the lilacs are in bloom. What is hilarious is you thinking that the likes of Nelson, Washington, Barron and a few others you have touted are considered by real NFL people to be better than the players the Browns have at those spots.  They are not, and the national media knows it.  Just you don't.  In other words, you a living in sychophant heaven.

    hoortaH hoorta wrote on last edited by
    #48

    @the-gipper said:

    Is it hilarious to rate a team that has better talent at significantly more positions than another team higher than that other team?  And you say that you get plenty of "steeler specific news".....when what you are getting is a dog sniffing its own butt and then declaring that the lilacs are in bloom. What is hilarious is you thinking that the likes of Nelson, Washington, Barron and a few others you have touted are considered by real NFL people to be better than the players the Browns have at those spots.  They are not, and the national media knows it.  Just you don't.  In other words, you a living in sychophant heaven.

    We should  know by now that Vag seriously over  rates Steeler talent, under rates the Browns. Is generally living in the past, thinks he knows more than most of the national media who talk Football for a living, some of who played, coached, or had front office jobs in the NFL. Thinks every one of Pittsburgh's draft picks have tremendous talent, and Cleveland drafted bums.

    About sums it up.

  • @vagitron said:

    The mainstream sports media is as bad as the mainstream political media. I get plenty of specific steeler news from a myriad of other places. All I've said in here is the Browns being rated higher than the steelers anywhere is hilarious.

    Is it hilarious to rate a team that has better talent at significantly more positions than another team higher than that other team?  And you say that you get plenty of "steeler specific news".....when what you are getting is a dog sniffing its own butt and then declaring that the lilacs are in bloom. What is hilarious is you thinking that the likes of Nelson, Washington, Barron and a few others you have touted are considered by real NFL people to be better than the players the Browns have at those spots.  They are not, and the national media knows it.  Just you don't.  In other words, you a living in sychophant heaven.

    VagitronV Vagitron wrote on last edited by
    #49

    @the-gipper said:

    Is it hilarious to rate a team that has better talent at significantly more positions than another team higher than that other team?  And you say that you get plenty of "steeler specific news".....when what you are getting is a dog sniffing its own butt and then declaring that the lilacs are in bloom. What is hilarious is you thinking that the likes of Nelson, Washington, Barron and a few others you have touted are considered by real NFL people to be better than the players the Browns have at those spots.  They are not, and the national media knows it.  Just you don't.  In other words, you a living in sychophant heaven.

    Can’t wait for the season.

  • @the-gipper said:

    Is it hilarious to rate a team that has better talent at significantly more positions than another team higher than that other team?  And you say that you get plenty of "steeler specific news".....when what you are getting is a dog sniffing its own butt and then declaring that the lilacs are in bloom. What is hilarious is you thinking that the likes of Nelson, Washington, Barron and a few others you have touted are considered by real NFL people to be better than the players the Browns have at those spots.  They are not, and the national media knows it.  Just you don't.  In other words, you a living in sychophant heaven.

    We should  know by now that Vag seriously over  rates Steeler talent, under rates the Browns. Is generally living in the past, thinks he knows more than most of the national media who talk Football for a living, some of who played, coached, or had front office jobs in the NFL. Thinks every one of Pittsburgh's draft picks have tremendous talent, and Cleveland drafted bums.

    About sums it up.

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
    #50

    @hoorta said:

    We should  know by now that Vag seriously over  rates Steeler talent, under rates the Browns. Is generally living in the past, thinks he knows more than most of the national media who talk Football for a living, some of who played, coached, or had front office jobs in the NFL. Thinks every one of Pittsburgh's draft picks have tremendous talent, and Cleveland drafted bums.

    About sums it up.

    I guess we could make this into a serious topic and look at the starters at each position on both teams and give an opinion on who is the better player at each spot.   Maybe if I get ambitious enough I will do that.   

    But just note that on that other thread on here about QB rankings.....that "national media" person actually gives Baker a higher ranking than BR.  So, at the most important position on the field, the one where the Squibs have clearly had the edge for all this time, is now up for debate.

  • @the-gipper said:

    Is it hilarious to rate a team that has better talent at significantly more positions than another team higher than that other team?  And you say that you get plenty of "steeler specific news".....when what you are getting is a dog sniffing its own butt and then declaring that the lilacs are in bloom. What is hilarious is you thinking that the likes of Nelson, Washington, Barron and a few others you have touted are considered by real NFL people to be better than the players the Browns have at those spots.  They are not, and the national media knows it.  Just you don't.  In other words, you a living in sychophant heaven.

    Can’t wait for the season.

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by The Gipper
    #51

    @vagitron said:

    Can’t wait for the season.

    Maybe you should...because, after all, that will allow you to continue to wallow in the past.

    Especially now that the Browns even have a higher rated QB.  

    (per The Sporting News:  https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/list/ranking-all-32-nfl-quarterbacks-from-best-to-worst/1e800cpni4cjf15fseqi4yrz1k/33

    And are better at each and every other offensive skill positions.

    And are better on the DL and DB. 

    Maybe you have more better OL......or maybe not.   A closer look may need to be had.

    Steelers probably still have better LBs. 

    Kicker...probably Steelers at this point (since Browns did feel the need to draft one)

    Punter....probably Colquitt of Browns.

    Kick and punt returners?  Not certain because not sure who holds these spots.  (didn't AB hold one of those jobs?....he not there)

    So...how are those "lilacs"  smelling?

  • C calfoxwc wrote on last edited by
    #52

    nah, comparing them won't change his feelings for his three rivers scumbags  - it will just make him

    happy they are being talked about here on the BROWNS BOARD.

  • nah, comparing them won't change his feelings for his three rivers scumbags  - it will just make him

    happy they are being talked about here on the BROWNS BOARD.

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
    #53

    @calfoxwc said:

    nah, comparing them won't change his feelings for his three rivers scumbags  - it will just make him

    happy they are being talked about here on the BROWNS BOARD.

    Well then, perhaps we should do this comparison for all the teams in the AFCN.

  • @vagitron said:

    Can’t wait for the season.

    Maybe you should...because, after all, that will allow you to continue to wallow in the past.

    Especially now that the Browns even have a higher rated QB.  

    (per The Sporting News:  https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/list/ranking-all-32-nfl-quarterbacks-from-best-to-worst/1e800cpni4cjf15fseqi4yrz1k/33

    And are better at each and every other offensive skill positions.

    And are better on the DL and DB. 

    Maybe you have more better OL......or maybe not.   A closer look may need to be had.

    Steelers probably still have better LBs. 

    Kicker...probably Steelers at this point (since Browns did feel the need to draft one)

    Punter....probably Colquitt of Browns.

    Kick and punt returners?  Not certain because not sure who holds these spots.  (didn't AB hold one of those jobs?....he not there)

    So...how are those "lilacs"  smelling?

    VagitronV Vagitron wrote on last edited by
    #54

    @the-gipper said:

    Maybe you should...because, after all, that will allow you to continue to wallow in the past.

    Especially now that the Browns even have a higher rated QB.  

    (per The Sporting News:  https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/list/ranking-all-32-nfl-quarterbacks-from-best-to-worst/1e800cpni4cjf15fseqi4yrz1k/33

    And are better at each and every other offensive skill positions.

    And are better on the DL and DB. 

    Maybe you have more better OL......or maybe not.   A closer look may need to be had.

    Steelers probably still have better LBs. 

    Kicker...probably Steelers at this point (since Browns did feel the need to draft one)

    Punter....probably Colquitt of Browns.

    Kick and punt returners?  Not certain because not sure who holds these spots.  (didn't AB hold one of those jobs?....he not there)

    So...how are those "lilacs"  smelling?

    Gipshit you need to be better. Mayfield over Ben at this stage of his career is absolutely brain dead. The sporting news then puts Mahomes first who is very good but hasn’t done shit yet over everyone else AND puts Matt Ryan and rivers over Ben. If you are going to link a power tanking at least make sure it’s jot stupid from top to bottom first.

    The addition of OBJ catapulted the browns over the Steelers and only because the guys after juju are unproven. The browns win no where else so take off your shit colored glasses and at least wait for the browns to fucking do something before you go crowning. The browns haven’t done anything but go 7-8-1.