more anti-Christian hate/legal harrassment going on

[MLD Woody]

Just let Steve respond Cal. I'd hate for you to get a migraine

[calfoxwc]

never had one, so no worries here. you just keep pecking, brainnumbed woodpecker. How's your neck, fleck?

[MLD Woody]

No Steve

[Westside Steve]

@mld-woody said:

No Steve

Sorry I've been doing other stuff. What exactly requires my blessing?

WSS

[Westside Steve]

@mld-woody said:

Deranged in your old age you have become

Lacking any amount of good sound thought

The Blaze has you as a willing puppet

Dance for the orange con man, massive dumbass

Did I do that right Steve?

Actually no. Sorry. Haiku is 5/7/5 syllables.

WSS

[MLD Woody]

@westside-steve said:

Actually no. Sorry. Haiku is 5/7/5 syllables.

WSS

Noooooo. Ugh. I wasn't trying to do a haiku. I know what a haiku is

Come on THEATER kid. Read it again

[Westside Steve]

@mld-woody said:

Noooooo. Ugh. I wasn't trying to do a haiku. I know what a haiku is

Come on THEATER kid. Read it again

Yoda? Sorry I'm a go I'm not getting it.

If it's something very obvious and I have missed it you will most certainly have earned yourself a solute.

WSS

[MLD Woody]

@westside-steve said:

Yoda? Sorry I'm a go I'm not getting it.

If it's something very obvious and I have missed it you will most certainly have earned yourself a solute.

WSS

It's iambic pentameter

[Westside Steve]

[Westside Steve]

So the accented syllables in your lines are not all in the proper place. But I didn't pick up on what you were going for anyway so...

WSS

[MLD Woody]

the accents aren't perfect, but the syllables work out. You just need to force the emphasis on some words

[Westside Steve]

@mld-woody said:

the accents aren't perfect, but the syllables work out. You just need to force the emphasis on some words

True. I think you have to force too hard to make the other three work. Line number one was right on the money.

But I certainly respect the idea.

WSS

[TexasAg1969]

@mld-woody said:

It's iambic pentameter

I am Bic pen. So was that the brand of pen you used to compose it or what??

[calfoxwc]

there is little challenge in iambic pentameter, except you do have structure - but no challenge as to

tell a story/paint a picture in haiku short form. There is iambic pentameter in Shakespeare - that was a class

I would never have taken except I was an English minor, and the first year, I was going to switch my speech major to general science in secondary education,

but ended up enlisting. Both decisions confounded my advisor. tough turkeys, advisor. lol

[DieHardBrownsFan]

@mld-woody said:

the accents aren't perfect, but the syllables work out. You just need to force the emphasis on some words

 Beans are kind to hearts. 
 I like to eat them daily. 
 And then do big farts!