How would you like to wake up with this mother fucker crawling on you?
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some of those things are really poisonous.
As much as woody bugs the board, he's only a harmless twitful woodpecker.
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ic u head straight for the "xxxl" section at the "toy shop". Does it run on normal batteries or did u run a transformer to achieve the necessary current to run that thing? tell us moar fgt!
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Everything relates to dick for Cleve. No surprise there!?
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Everything relates to dick for Cleve. No surprise there!?
Everything relates to dick for Cleve. No surprise there!?
the only question is just how much of that were u able to get up there?
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The Guinness book of records has the largest centipede at 10" so unless that is something else you can file it under "fake as fuck"
Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind... -
actually, a millipede can get 15"...but that could be a fake.
https://golos.io/animals/@trumpman/world-s-largest-millipede-vs-smallest-millipede
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The Guinness book of records has the largest centipede at 10" so unless that is something else you can file it under "fake as fuck"
The Guinness book of records has the largest centipede at 10" so unless that is something else you can file it under "fake as fuck"
Looky here, pussy boy is back. Fuck you.
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I had a nice vacation thanks for asking.
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The Guinness book of records has the largest centipede at 10" so unless that is something else you can file it under "fake as fuck"
Looky here, pussy boy is back. Fuck you.
Looky here, pussy boy is back. Fuck you.
should a lifelong boygyna like u be speaking like that?
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actually, it makes sense that somebody took two 15" centipedes? and hooked them together to make twice as long a bug.
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During a mortar attack one night I dove into a bunker where the next morning some guy killed one of these giant forest scorpions. From then on I decided to take my chances behind sandbags in a hootch. No more pits where creepy crawly things can go to live. Ironically a few days ago I got stung by one of our local 2" brown scorpions on the torso when he crawled up inside my T-shirt. Just checked webMD and used soap and water followed by ice pack on and off every 10 min. for 2 hours and two Benadryl. The ice made the stinging stop by numbing everything pretty quickly. I was not allergic to the sting fortunately.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heterometrus
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The Guinness book of records has the largest centipede at 10" so unless that is something else you can file it under "fake as fuck"
The Guinness book of records has the largest centipede at 10" so unless that is something else you can file it under "fake as fuck"
Try millipede. 15" is the longest.
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During a mortar attack one night I dove into a bunker where the next morning some guy killed one of these giant forest scorpions. From then on I decided to take my chances behind sandbags in a hootch. No more pits where creepy crawly things can go to live. Ironically a few days ago I got stung by one of our local 2" brown scorpions on the torso when he crawled up inside my T-shirt. Just checked webMD and used soap and water followed by ice pack on and off every 10 min. for 2 hours and two Benadryl. The ice made the stinging stop by numbing everything pretty quickly. I was not allergic to the sting fortunately.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heterometrus
During a mortar attack one night I dove into a bunker where the next morning some guy killed one of these giant forest scorpions. From then on I decided to take my chances behind sandbags in a hootch. No more pits where creepy crawly things can go to live. Ironically a few days ago I got stung by one of our local 2" brown scorpions on the torso when he crawled up inside my T-shirt. Just checked webMD and used soap and water followed by ice pack on and off every 10 min. for 2 hours and two Benadryl. The ice made the stinging stop by numbing everything pretty quickly. I was not allergic to the sting fortunately.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heterometrus
Sounds like a Blumenthal story.
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During a mortar attack one night I dove into a bunker where the next morning some guy killed one of these giant forest scorpions. From then on I decided to take my chances behind sandbags in a hootch. No more pits where creepy crawly things can go to live. Ironically a few days ago I got stung by one of our local 2" brown scorpions on the torso when he crawled up inside my T-shirt. Just checked webMD and used soap and water followed by ice pack on and off every 10 min. for 2 hours and two Benadryl. The ice made the stinging stop by numbing everything pretty quickly. I was not allergic to the sting fortunately.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heterometrus
Sounds like a Blumenthal story.
Sounds like a Blumenthal story.
Nope. It is not. If you have paid any attention here you know I'm pretty straitforward and don't make shit up unless I identify it as made up for the fun of it.
And BTW I didn't have to create fake bone spurs to keep me out of that situation. I just went. Dear Leader is an armchair warrior/coward. End of story.
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The Guinness book of records has the largest centipede at 10" so unless that is something else you can file it under "fake as fuck"
Try millipede. 15" is the longest.
Try millipede. 15" is the longest.
Again millipede and centipede are different arthropods. An elephant can grow up to 12' tall, so therefore a hippopotamus can. After all they're both gray mammals from Africa, right?
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A millipede, by the way, poses no danger to humans at any size except for an irritating stink defense. Similar to the shitposting of several members here.
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Sounds like a Blumenthal story.
Nope. It is not. If you have paid any attention here you know I'm pretty straitforward and don't make shit up unless I identify it as made up for the fun of it.
And BTW I didn't have to create fake bone spurs to keep me out of that situation. I just went. Dear Leader is an armchair warrior/coward. End of story.
Nope. It is not. If you have paid any attention here you know I'm pretty straitforward and don't make shit up unless I identify it as made up for the fun of it.
And BTW I didn't have to create fake bone spurs to keep me out of that situation. I just went. Dear Leader is an armchair warrior/coward. End of story.
I really did not like John McCain as a politician. As a human being I questioned his pettiness when he went after Sarah Palin and did not even want her to attend his funeral when she always remained loyal to McCain and even to this day will not say anything negative about him. Apparently he was ashamed of her conservative beliefs and he was talked into putting her on his presidential ticket as VP for political strategy reasons while he really wanted democrat Joe Lieberman instead. He was delusional believing if only he had picked Lieberman he would have won in 08.
All the problems I had with McCain had nothing to do with his military service and he deserves to be honored for his sacrifice to our nation and for spending 5 years as a POW in North Vietnam. Trump who could have served in the military (I agree the bone spurs were likely just something a person of means could use to keep out of the draft) had no business in attacking McCain's military service. While Trump was living a good life in New York McCain was being held under terrible conditions as a POW.
There is a reason though many veterans support Trump and that is he supports them and he has shown that.
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Try millipede. 15" is the longest.
Again millipede and centipede are different arthropods. An elephant can grow up to 12' tall, so therefore a hippopotamus can. After all they're both gray mammals from Africa, right?
Again millipede and centipede are different arthropods. An elephant can grow up to 12' tall, so therefore a hippopotamus can. After all they're both gray mammals from Africa, right?
True. But the original post did not claim either. So if a hippopotamus can't reach 12', can a giraffe hippocampus? They are both hippos after all.?
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Again millipede and centipede are different arthropods. An elephant can grow up to 12' tall, so therefore a hippopotamus can. After all they're both gray mammals from Africa, right?
True. But the original post did not claim either. So if a hippopotamus can't reach 12', can a giraffe hippocampus? They are both hippos after all.?
True. But the original post did not claim either. So if a hippopotamus can't reach 12', can a giraffe hippocampus? They are both hippos after all.?
speaking of hippos, your constant hateful 100% unsubstantiated lashing out at Pres Trump is like you lefties hating EVERYTHING about America because you lost the last election.
It makes you look like:
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