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  • And to quote those famous wordsmiths from our era, we know WHO they are.....

    We'll be fighting in the streets
    With our children at our feet
    And the morals that they worship will be gone
    And the men who spurred us on
    Sit in judgement of all wrong
    They decide and the shotgun sings the song
     
    I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
    Take a bow for the new revolution
    Smile and grin at the change all around
    Pick up my guitar and play
    Just like yesterday
    Then I'll get on my knees and pray
    We don't get fooled again........

    @mjp28 said:

    And to quote those famous wordsmiths from our era, we know WHO they are.....

    We'll be fighting in the streets
    With our children at our feet
    And the morals that they worship will be gone
    And the men who spurred us on
    Sit in judgement of all wrong
    They decide and the shotgun sings the song
     
    I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
    Take a bow for the new revolution
    Smile and grin at the change all around
    Pick up my guitar and play
    Just like yesterday
    Then I'll get on my knees and pray
    We don't get fooled again........

    If I had a gun for every ace I have drawn

    i could arm a town the size of Abilene

  • @mjp28 said:

    And to quote those famous wordsmiths from our era, we know WHO they are.....

    We'll be fighting in the streets
    With our children at our feet
    And the morals that they worship will be gone
    And the men who spurred us on
    Sit in judgement of all wrong
    They decide and the shotgun sings the song
     
    I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
    Take a bow for the new revolution
    Smile and grin at the change all around
    Pick up my guitar and play
    Just like yesterday
    Then I'll get on my knees and pray
    We don't get fooled again........

    If I had a gun for every ace I have drawn

    i could arm a town the size of Abilene

    @flyingfooldoug said:

    If I had a gun for every ace I have drawn

    i could arm a town the size of Abilene

    Are those the lyrics to some country/western song?

  • @flyingfooldoug said:

    If I had a gun for every ace I have drawn

    i could arm a town the size of Abilene

    Are those the lyrics to some country/western song?

    @the-gipper said:

    Are those the lyrics to some country/western song?

    Loser by The Grateful Dead

  • The Cleveland Browns are TRASH...

    I just have to say it. Maybe it will help this team win a game on Sunday..

  • The Cleveland Browns are TRASH...

    I just have to say it. Maybe it will help this team win a game on Sunday..

    @clevelandwantsplayoffs said:

    The Cleveland Browns are TRASH...

    I just have to say it. Maybe it will help this team win a game on Sunday..

    Maybe tell them no gamechecks until they win, they will be in escrow until then.

    Might get their attention, maybe.

  • @the-gipper said:

    Are those the lyrics to some country/western song?

    Loser by The Grateful Dead

    @flyingfooldoug said:

    Loser by The Grateful Dead

    Gotcha.  I was never a Deadhead. 

  • It's too easy. Even at 2-6 there's a straight line. 

    First, win out. We only play crap from here on out, so that's no problem. We finish at 10-6, 6-0 in the division. 

    That puts us ahead of the Bungholes, they've already lost more games. 

    Beating the Squeenutz twice puts them at 10-6 at best and we have the tiebreaker. Done. 

    Our only problem is the Cravens. But we already beat them in their dump-ass stadium. Really thumped them too. We'll beat them again in Cleveland, so that gives them 3 losses. They need 3 more for us to take the division. Luckily, I found those losses: vs Texans, at Rams, vs 49ers. Maybe at Bills too. 

    Final divison table:

    1. Browns 10-6, 6-0 division

    2. Cravens 9-7, 4-2 division

    3. Squeenutz 6-10, 2-4 division

    4. Bungholes 0-16, 0-6 division, Paul Brown rises from dead to retract the team, NFL is better for it. 

    So that's how we win the division, make the playoffs, host a playoff game, and save Christmas. Pretty damn easy. 

    @crunchy said:

    It's too easy. Even at 2-6 there's a straight line. 

    First, win out. We only play crap from here on out, so that's no problem. We finish at 10-6, 6-0 in the division. 

    That puts us ahead of the Bungholes, they've already lost more games. 

    Beating the Squeenutz twice puts them at 10-6 at best and we have the tiebreaker. Done. 

    Our only problem is the Cravens. But we already beat them in their dump-ass stadium. Really thumped them too. We'll beat them again in Cleveland, so that gives them 3 losses. They need 3 more for us to take the division. Luckily, I found those losses: vs Texans, at Rams, vs 49ers. Maybe at Bills too. 

    Final divison table:

    1. Browns 10-6, 6-0 division

    2. Cravens 9-7, 4-2 division

    3. Squeenutz 6-10, 2-4 division

    4. Bungholes 0-16, 0-6 division, Paul Brown rises from dead to retract the team, NFL is better for it. 

    So that's how we win the division, make the playoffs, host a playoff game, and save Christmas. Pretty damn easy. 

    I wish you weee right but there is one huge flaw in your path. We cannot beat crap teams. We showed that clearly last week. 

  • @crunchy said:

    It's too easy. Even at 2-6 there's a straight line. 

    First, win out. We only play crap from here on out, so that's no problem. We finish at 10-6, 6-0 in the division. 

    That puts us ahead of the Bungholes, they've already lost more games. 

    Beating the Squeenutz twice puts them at 10-6 at best and we have the tiebreaker. Done. 

    Our only problem is the Cravens. But we already beat them in their dump-ass stadium. Really thumped them too. We'll beat them again in Cleveland, so that gives them 3 losses. They need 3 more for us to take the division. Luckily, I found those losses: vs Texans, at Rams, vs 49ers. Maybe at Bills too. 

    Final divison table:

    1. Browns 10-6, 6-0 division

    2. Cravens 9-7, 4-2 division

    3. Squeenutz 6-10, 2-4 division

    4. Bungholes 0-16, 0-6 division, Paul Brown rises from dead to retract the team, NFL is better for it. 

    So that's how we win the division, make the playoffs, host a playoff game, and save Christmas. Pretty damn easy. 

    I wish you weee right but there is one huge flaw in your path. We cannot beat crap teams. We showed that clearly last week. 

    @jcam222 said:

    I wish you weee right but there is one huge flaw in your path. We cannot beat crap teams. We showed that clearly last week. 

    Except the Jets, we destroyed the Jets. Plus I don't think Denver is that crappy, they should have beat the Bears, Colts, and Jags except for last minute drives aided by some bad calls and kickers being clutch. Denver could easily be 6-3

  • @jcam222 said:

    I wish you weee right but there is one huge flaw in your path. We cannot beat crap teams. We showed that clearly last week. 

    Except the Jets, we destroyed the Jets. Plus I don't think Denver is that crappy, they should have beat the Bears, Colts, and Jags except for last minute drives aided by some bad calls and kickers being clutch. Denver could easily be 6-3

    @crunchy said:

    Except the Jets, we destroyed the Jets. Plus I don't think Denver is that crappy, they should have beat the Bears, Colts, and Jags except for last minute drives aided by some bad calls and kickers being clutch. Denver could easily be 6-3

    Seriously? We made the AAF QB into Joe Montana. 

  • @mastenpark said:

    https://forums.jetnation.com/topic/147052-we-are-still-going-to-the-playoffs/

    It didn't end well for the JETS and its not going to end well for the BROWNS.

    By the way see you Sunday. Go BILLS!

    Ain't nobody worried about the Bills, that's the worst 6-2 team I ever saw. Josh Allen is Rob Johnson 2.0, a tall white stiff who can't throw for crap and the defence is severely overrated plus they suck away from home. Browns 27 Bills 6

    @crunchy said:

    Ain't nobody worried about the Bills, that's the worst 6-2 team I ever saw. Josh Allen is Rob Johnson 2.0, a tall white stiff who can't throw for crap and the defence is severely overrated plus they suck away from home. Browns 27 Bills 6

    Look at Mayfield Bro. Josh is better in every stat possible including WINS. Stop it. Browns are so overrated. Talent players but they are not a team. Players care more about the appearance of their cleats than playing the game. See you Sunday. 

  • buffalo, Baltimore and maybe the squeelers are the last few teams that are decent on the remaining schedule.

  • @mastenpark said:

    https://forums.jetnation.com/topic/147052-we-are-still-going-to-the-playoffs/

    It didn't end well for the JETS and its not going to end well for the BROWNS.

    By the way see you Sunday. Go BILLS!

    Ain't nobody worried about the Bills, that's the worst 6-2 team I ever saw. Josh Allen is Rob Johnson 2.0, a tall white stiff who can't throw for crap and the defence is severely overrated plus they suck away from home. Browns 27 Bills 6

    @crunchy said:

    Ain't nobody worried about the Bills, that's the worst 6-2 team I ever saw. Josh Allen is Rob Johnson 2.0, a tall white stiff who can't throw for crap and the defence is severely overrated plus they suck away from home. Browns 27 Bills 6

    3-0 in the road this year which is more wins than Brown have total. Stop drinking the water on that side of Lake Erie

  • @crunchy said:

    Ain't nobody worried about the Bills, that's the worst 6-2 team I ever saw. Josh Allen is Rob Johnson 2.0, a tall white stiff who can't throw for crap and the defence is severely overrated plus they suck away from home. Browns 27 Bills 6

    Look at Mayfield Bro. Josh is better in every stat possible including WINS. Stop it. Browns are so overrated. Talent players but they are not a team. Players care more about the appearance of their cleats than playing the game. See you Sunday. 

    @mastenpark said:

    Look at Mayfield Bro. Josh is better in every stat possible including WINS. Stop it. Browns are so overrated. Talent players but they are not a team. Players care more about the appearance of their cleats than playing the game. See you Sunday. 

    Well, yes, they are talented, and are not playing as a team,   but the shoes they wear has fuck all to do with it.

  • @crunchy said:

    Ain't nobody worried about the Bills, that's the worst 6-2 team I ever saw. Josh Allen is Rob Johnson 2.0, a tall white stiff who can't throw for crap and the defence is severely overrated plus they suck away from home. Browns 27 Bills 6

    3-0 in the road this year which is more wins than Brown have total. Stop drinking the water on that side of Lake Erie

    @mastenpark said:

    3-0 in the road this year which is more wins than Brown have total. Stop drinking the water on that side of Lake Erie

    Pretty poor on your geography sport.    Detroit is "on the side of Lake Erie"...the other side.   Cleveland is in the middle of the lake.   Hello!  Unless you live in like Long Point, Ontario.

  • @mastenpark said:

    Look at Mayfield Bro. Josh is better in every stat possible including WINS. Stop it. Browns are so overrated. Talent players but they are not a team. Players care more about the appearance of their cleats than playing the game. See you Sunday. 

    Well, yes, they are talented, and are not playing as a team,   but the shoes they wear has fuck all to do with it.

    @the-gipper said:

    Well, yes, they are talented, and are not playing as a team,   but the shoes they wear has fuck all to do with it.

    while most players use pre-game to warm up, Odell and Jarvis were being told no cleats or no playing. Sound like winners to me. Glad the Bills don't have to deal with that kind of bullshit.

  • @mastenpark said:

    3-0 in the road this year which is more wins than Brown have total. Stop drinking the water on that side of Lake Erie

    Pretty poor on your geography sport.    Detroit is "on the side of Lake Erie"...the other side.   Cleveland is in the middle of the lake.   Hello!  Unless you live in like Long Point, Ontario.

    @the-gipper said:

    Pretty poor on your geography sport.    Detroit is "on the side of Lake Erie"...the other side.   Cleveland is in the middle of the lake.   Hello!  Unless you live in like Long Point, Ontario.

    point remains that Allen is playing than Baker right now so people in glass houses should not throw stones

  • @the-gipper said:

    Pretty poor on your geography sport.    Detroit is "on the side of Lake Erie"...the other side.   Cleveland is in the middle of the lake.   Hello!  Unless you live in like Long Point, Ontario.

    point remains that Allen is playing than Baker right now so people in glass houses should not throw stones

    @mastenpark said:

    point remains that Allen is playing than Baker right now so people in glass houses should not throw stones

    What the fuck does that have to do with the fact that you are shitty at geography?

  • @the-gipper said:

    Well, yes, they are talented, and are not playing as a team,   but the shoes they wear has fuck all to do with it.

    while most players use pre-game to warm up, Odell and Jarvis were being told no cleats or no playing. Sound like winners to me. Glad the Bills don't have to deal with that kind of bullshit.

    @mastenpark said:

    while most players use pre-game to warm up, Odell and Jarvis were being told no cleats or no playing. Sound like winners to me. Glad the Bills don't have to deal with that kind of bullshit.

    Nobody has to "deal" with anything.  Except maybe a couple of guys have to "deal with" how to tie shoelaces.

  • @crunchy said:

    I don't blame y'all for doubting, they've been playing tight all year, I think that's because of the pressure of expectations. Also, Freddie's red zone play calling and game management has been atrocious. But if they can string a few wins together and get loose, and Freddie learns how to coach/gives play calling duties to someone else, who knows? 

    And win or lose, I'm a Browns fan, might as well hope for the best after I'm done yelling at the tv. Also, maybe I was smoking a little something, you know, for the pain 

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    In another thread I posted a photo of a naked woman hitting a bong. If you want to give me something for pain...don't give me old bald dude...give me naked chick doing a bong.

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    @the-gipper said:

    In another thread I posted a photo of a naked woman hitting a bong. If you want to give me something for pain...don't give me old bald dude...give me naked chick doing a bong.

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    Best post on this thread.  Kudos! 

  • @mastenpark said:

    point remains that Allen is playing than Baker right now so people in glass houses should not throw stones

    What the fuck does that have to do with the fact that you are shitty at geography?

    @the-gipper said:

    What the fuck does that have to do with the fact that you are shitty at geography?

    Sorry I did not major in geography bro. I do day-trade in the morning and work in IT overnights. We all can't know everything. #calmdown