Path to the Playoffs
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The Cleveland Browns are TRASH...
I just have to say it. Maybe it will help this team win a game on Sunday..
The Cleveland Browns are TRASH...
I just have to say it. Maybe it will help this team win a game on Sunday..
Maybe tell them no gamechecks until they win, they will be in escrow until then.
Might get their attention, maybe.
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Are those the lyrics to some country/western song?
Loser by The Grateful Dead
Loser by The Grateful Dead
Gotcha. I was never a Deadhead.
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It's too easy. Even at 2-6 there's a straight line.
First, win out. We only play crap from here on out, so that's no problem. We finish at 10-6, 6-0 in the division.
That puts us ahead of the Bungholes, they've already lost more games.
Beating the Squeenutz twice puts them at 10-6 at best and we have the tiebreaker. Done.
Our only problem is the Cravens. But we already beat them in their dump-ass stadium. Really thumped them too. We'll beat them again in Cleveland, so that gives them 3 losses. They need 3 more for us to take the division. Luckily, I found those losses: vs Texans, at Rams, vs 49ers. Maybe at Bills too.
Final divison table:
1. Browns 10-6, 6-0 division
2. Cravens 9-7, 4-2 division
3. Squeenutz 6-10, 2-4 division
4. Bungholes 0-16, 0-6 division, Paul Brown rises from dead to retract the team, NFL is better for it.
So that's how we win the division, make the playoffs, host a playoff game, and save Christmas. Pretty damn easy.
It's too easy. Even at 2-6 there's a straight line.
First, win out. We only play crap from here on out, so that's no problem. We finish at 10-6, 6-0 in the division.
That puts us ahead of the Bungholes, they've already lost more games.
Beating the Squeenutz twice puts them at 10-6 at best and we have the tiebreaker. Done.
Our only problem is the Cravens. But we already beat them in their dump-ass stadium. Really thumped them too. We'll beat them again in Cleveland, so that gives them 3 losses. They need 3 more for us to take the division. Luckily, I found those losses: vs Texans, at Rams, vs 49ers. Maybe at Bills too.
Final divison table:
1. Browns 10-6, 6-0 division
2. Cravens 9-7, 4-2 division
3. Squeenutz 6-10, 2-4 division
4. Bungholes 0-16, 0-6 division, Paul Brown rises from dead to retract the team, NFL is better for it.
So that's how we win the division, make the playoffs, host a playoff game, and save Christmas. Pretty damn easy.
I wish you weee right but there is one huge flaw in your path. We cannot beat crap teams. We showed that clearly last week.
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It's too easy. Even at 2-6 there's a straight line.
First, win out. We only play crap from here on out, so that's no problem. We finish at 10-6, 6-0 in the division.
That puts us ahead of the Bungholes, they've already lost more games.
Beating the Squeenutz twice puts them at 10-6 at best and we have the tiebreaker. Done.
Our only problem is the Cravens. But we already beat them in their dump-ass stadium. Really thumped them too. We'll beat them again in Cleveland, so that gives them 3 losses. They need 3 more for us to take the division. Luckily, I found those losses: vs Texans, at Rams, vs 49ers. Maybe at Bills too.
Final divison table:
1. Browns 10-6, 6-0 division
2. Cravens 9-7, 4-2 division
3. Squeenutz 6-10, 2-4 division
4. Bungholes 0-16, 0-6 division, Paul Brown rises from dead to retract the team, NFL is better for it.
So that's how we win the division, make the playoffs, host a playoff game, and save Christmas. Pretty damn easy.
I wish you weee right but there is one huge flaw in your path. We cannot beat crap teams. We showed that clearly last week.
I wish you weee right but there is one huge flaw in your path. We cannot beat crap teams. We showed that clearly last week.
Except the Jets, we destroyed the Jets. Plus I don't think Denver is that crappy, they should have beat the Bears, Colts, and Jags except for last minute drives aided by some bad calls and kickers being clutch. Denver could easily be 6-3
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I wish you weee right but there is one huge flaw in your path. We cannot beat crap teams. We showed that clearly last week.
Except the Jets, we destroyed the Jets. Plus I don't think Denver is that crappy, they should have beat the Bears, Colts, and Jags except for last minute drives aided by some bad calls and kickers being clutch. Denver could easily be 6-3
Except the Jets, we destroyed the Jets. Plus I don't think Denver is that crappy, they should have beat the Bears, Colts, and Jags except for last minute drives aided by some bad calls and kickers being clutch. Denver could easily be 6-3
Seriously? We made the AAF QB into Joe Montana.
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https://forums.jetnation.com/topic/147052-we-are-still-going-to-the-playoffs/
It didn't end well for the JETS and its not going to end well for the BROWNS.
By the way see you Sunday. Go BILLS!
Ain't nobody worried about the Bills, that's the worst 6-2 team I ever saw. Josh Allen is Rob Johnson 2.0, a tall white stiff who can't throw for crap and the defence is severely overrated plus they suck away from home. Browns 27 Bills 6
Ain't nobody worried about the Bills, that's the worst 6-2 team I ever saw. Josh Allen is Rob Johnson 2.0, a tall white stiff who can't throw for crap and the defence is severely overrated plus they suck away from home. Browns 27 Bills 6
Look at Mayfield Bro. Josh is better in every stat possible including WINS. Stop it. Browns are so overrated. Talent players but they are not a team. Players care more about the appearance of their cleats than playing the game. See you Sunday.
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buffalo, Baltimore and maybe the squeelers are the last few teams that are decent on the remaining schedule.
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https://forums.jetnation.com/topic/147052-we-are-still-going-to-the-playoffs/
It didn't end well for the JETS and its not going to end well for the BROWNS.
By the way see you Sunday. Go BILLS!
Ain't nobody worried about the Bills, that's the worst 6-2 team I ever saw. Josh Allen is Rob Johnson 2.0, a tall white stiff who can't throw for crap and the defence is severely overrated plus they suck away from home. Browns 27 Bills 6
Ain't nobody worried about the Bills, that's the worst 6-2 team I ever saw. Josh Allen is Rob Johnson 2.0, a tall white stiff who can't throw for crap and the defence is severely overrated plus they suck away from home. Browns 27 Bills 6
3-0 in the road this year which is more wins than Brown have total. Stop drinking the water on that side of Lake Erie
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Ain't nobody worried about the Bills, that's the worst 6-2 team I ever saw. Josh Allen is Rob Johnson 2.0, a tall white stiff who can't throw for crap and the defence is severely overrated plus they suck away from home. Browns 27 Bills 6
Look at Mayfield Bro. Josh is better in every stat possible including WINS. Stop it. Browns are so overrated. Talent players but they are not a team. Players care more about the appearance of their cleats than playing the game. See you Sunday.
Look at Mayfield Bro. Josh is better in every stat possible including WINS. Stop it. Browns are so overrated. Talent players but they are not a team. Players care more about the appearance of their cleats than playing the game. See you Sunday.
Well, yes, they are talented, and are not playing as a team, but the shoes they wear has fuck all to do with it.
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Ain't nobody worried about the Bills, that's the worst 6-2 team I ever saw. Josh Allen is Rob Johnson 2.0, a tall white stiff who can't throw for crap and the defence is severely overrated plus they suck away from home. Browns 27 Bills 6
3-0 in the road this year which is more wins than Brown have total. Stop drinking the water on that side of Lake Erie
3-0 in the road this year which is more wins than Brown have total. Stop drinking the water on that side of Lake Erie
Pretty poor on your geography sport. Detroit is "on the side of Lake Erie"...the other side. Cleveland is in the middle of the lake. Hello! Unless you live in like Long Point, Ontario.
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Look at Mayfield Bro. Josh is better in every stat possible including WINS. Stop it. Browns are so overrated. Talent players but they are not a team. Players care more about the appearance of their cleats than playing the game. See you Sunday.
Well, yes, they are talented, and are not playing as a team, but the shoes they wear has fuck all to do with it.
Well, yes, they are talented, and are not playing as a team, but the shoes they wear has fuck all to do with it.
while most players use pre-game to warm up, Odell and Jarvis were being told no cleats or no playing. Sound like winners to me. Glad the Bills don't have to deal with that kind of bullshit.
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3-0 in the road this year which is more wins than Brown have total. Stop drinking the water on that side of Lake Erie
Pretty poor on your geography sport. Detroit is "on the side of Lake Erie"...the other side. Cleveland is in the middle of the lake. Hello! Unless you live in like Long Point, Ontario.
Pretty poor on your geography sport. Detroit is "on the side of Lake Erie"...the other side. Cleveland is in the middle of the lake. Hello! Unless you live in like Long Point, Ontario.
point remains that Allen is playing than Baker right now so people in glass houses should not throw stones
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Pretty poor on your geography sport. Detroit is "on the side of Lake Erie"...the other side. Cleveland is in the middle of the lake. Hello! Unless you live in like Long Point, Ontario.
point remains that Allen is playing than Baker right now so people in glass houses should not throw stones
point remains that Allen is playing than Baker right now so people in glass houses should not throw stones
What the fuck does that have to do with the fact that you are shitty at geography?
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Well, yes, they are talented, and are not playing as a team, but the shoes they wear has fuck all to do with it.
while most players use pre-game to warm up, Odell and Jarvis were being told no cleats or no playing. Sound like winners to me. Glad the Bills don't have to deal with that kind of bullshit.
while most players use pre-game to warm up, Odell and Jarvis were being told no cleats or no playing. Sound like winners to me. Glad the Bills don't have to deal with that kind of bullshit.
Nobody has to "deal" with anything. Except maybe a couple of guys have to "deal with" how to tie shoelaces.
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I don't blame y'all for doubting, they've been playing tight all year, I think that's because of the pressure of expectations. Also, Freddie's red zone play calling and game management has been atrocious. But if they can string a few wins together and get loose, and Freddie learns how to coach/gives play calling duties to someone else, who knows?
And win or lose, I'm a Browns fan, might as well hope for the best after I'm done yelling at the tv. Also, maybe I was smoking a little something, you know, for the pain
In another thread I posted a photo of a naked woman hitting a bong. If you want to give me something for pain...don't give me old bald dude...give me naked chick doing a bong.
In another thread I posted a photo of a naked woman hitting a bong. If you want to give me something for pain...don't give me old bald dude...give me naked chick doing a bong.
Best post on this thread. Kudos!
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point remains that Allen is playing than Baker right now so people in glass houses should not throw stones
What the fuck does that have to do with the fact that you are shitty at geography?
What the fuck does that have to do with the fact that you are shitty at geography?
Sorry I did not major in geography bro. I do day-trade in the morning and work in IT overnights. We all can't know everything. #calmdown
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What the fuck does that have to do with the fact that you are shitty at geography?
Sorry I did not major in geography bro. I do day-trade in the morning and work in IT overnights. We all can't know everything. #calmdown
Sorry I did not major in geography bro. I do day-trade in the morning and work in IT overnights. We all can't know everything. #calmdown
You Jills Mafia? Cmon down and do one of those patented face plants for us. Hilariously stupid!
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What the fuck does that have to do with the fact that you are shitty at geography?
Sorry I did not major in geography bro. I do day-trade in the morning and work in IT overnights. We all can't know everything. #calmdown
Sorry I did not major in geography bro. I do day-trade in the morning and work in IT overnights. We all can't know everything. #calmdown
Well, that is fine, you don't have to be a geography major to know basic American Geography. That is like 3rd/4th grade stuff. You did go at least that far in school, didn't you?
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Sorry I did not major in geography bro. I do day-trade in the morning and work in IT overnights. We all can't know everything. #calmdown
Well, that is fine, you don't have to be a geography major to know basic American Geography. That is like 3rd/4th grade stuff. You did go at least that far in school, didn't you?
Well, that is fine, you don't have to be a geography major to know basic American Geography. That is like 3rd/4th grade stuff. You did go at least that far in school, didn't you?
I tried to play nice with you but since you want to be a pompous ass dick well technically you are wrong like the fool you are. Technically Buffalo sits on the eastern side of Lake Erie and and Cleveland sits on the southern side of Lake Erie and NOT the middle so next time you want to give a geographical lesson and please know what they fuck you are talking about. People like you would only sound smart to a idiot.
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Well, that is fine, you don't have to be a geography major to know basic American Geography. That is like 3rd/4th grade stuff. You did go at least that far in school, didn't you?
I tried to play nice with you but since you want to be a pompous ass dick well technically you are wrong like the fool you are. Technically Buffalo sits on the eastern side of Lake Erie and and Cleveland sits on the southern side of Lake Erie and NOT the middle so next time you want to give a geographical lesson and please know what they fuck you are talking about. People like you would only sound smart to a idiot.
I tried to play nice with you but since you want to be a pompous ass dick well technically you are wrong like the fool you are. Technically Buffalo sits on the eastern side of Lake Erie and and Cleveland sits on the southern side of Lake Erie and NOT the middle so next time you want to give a geographical lesson and please know what they fuck you are talking about. People like you would only sound smart to a idiot.
Gipper just likes to argue, don't waste your time.
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