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Browns hire Kevin Stefanski as HC

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  • Dutch OvenD Dutch Oven

    If the Browns had to have a motto to accompany this hire, it would be something like: 

    KEVIN STEFANSKI FOR HEAD COACH: AT LEAST HE ISN'T BRIAN DABOLL! 

    @dutch-oven said:

    If the Browns had to have a motto to accompany this hire, it would be something like: 

    KEVIN STEFANSKI FOR HEAD COACH: AT LEAST HE ISN'T BRIAN DABOLL! 

    Well if the Browns hired DUMBOLL.. It's would've been a PR disaster on all fronts... I'm glad it wasn't him.. But.. I have little confidence in this hiring..

    Nickers...."There are no old running QB's in the NFL "~Sam Rutigliano~

  • The Factory of Sadness churns on - 3 shifts a day, 7 days a week. 

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  • The GipperT The Gipper

    At least, I think, we have this going for us with this hire:     Very low expectations.    Clearly no one here is jumping up and down with enthusiasm and anticipation of a great season ahead.   Anything better than a 6-10 season will seem like a major positive accomplishment.

    Fair to say? 

    @the-gipper said:

    At least, I think, we have this going for us with this hire:     Very low expectations.    Clearly no one here is jumping up and down with enthusiasm and anticipation of a great season ahead.   Anything better than a 6-10 season will seem like a major positive accomplishment.

    Fair to say? 

    Between Freddie’s “coaching” and the defensive scheme.  I’d hope we can be at least a .500 team taking out the two factors above 

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  • I Icecube

    @the-gipper said:

    At least, I think, we have this going for us with this hire:     Very low expectations.    Clearly no one here is jumping up and down with enthusiasm and anticipation of a great season ahead.   Anything better than a 6-10 season will seem like a major positive accomplishment.

    Fair to say? 

    I'd bump it up to 9-7 as minimum to feeling like an accomplishment. 

    @icecube said:

    I'd bump it up to 9-7 as minimum to feeling like an accomplishment. 

    Right....I am saying that anything around .500 would be that. 

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  • Dutch OvenD Dutch Oven

    If the Browns had to have a motto to accompany this hire, it would be something like: 

    KEVIN STEFANSKI FOR HEAD COACH: AT LEAST HE ISN'T BRIAN DABOLL! 

    @dutch-oven said:

    If the Browns had to have a motto to accompany this hire, it would be something like: 

    KEVIN STEFANSKI FOR HEAD COACH: AT LEAST HE ISN'T BRIAN DABOLL! 

    Glad it wasn,t  McDaniels ....he will go back to breast feeding on Bill through the nipple holes in his hoodie

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  • I Icecube

    @tour2ma said:

    At this point it's more like an officially confirmed intent.

    Likely the offer's been verbally made and accepted in principle with details on paper to be signed soon.

    Sounds like it's done. 

    @icecube said:

    Sounds like it's done. 

    What are we going to talk about now?   Hmmmmm. Oh yeah the draft.

    GO BUCKEYES, BROWNS, INDIANS, CAVS, YSU, NAVY and yes I like ND!
    Dutch OvenD The GipperT 2 Replies

  • huh

  • Let's ask this question: 

    Was this whole  massive search for a new HC   just a dog and pony show?   Was it predetermined once Freddie was hired and Depo was put in charge that Stefanski was the choice...because he was HIS choice from last year?   Were hauling in the 8 names in here just a song and dance, and once Stefanski was free he was going to get the job anyway?   Hell, why not do it like the Cowboys:  bring in one nominal black face to suffice the Rooney rule, then make your hire.

    I think, if I were  McDaniel, Saleh, Roman, etc. etc. that is how I would probably feel about it. 

  • mjp28M mjp28

    @icecube said:

    Sounds like it's done. 

    What are we going to talk about now?   Hmmmmm. Oh yeah the draft.

    @mjp28 said:

    What are we going to talk about now?   Hmmmmm. Oh yeah the draft.

    I know I'm thrilled at the idea of these guys running the Browns drafts again! 

    (Goddamn it, how do you make posts pink again?) ?

  • ...ok....onward and upward with Stefanski then.    To infinity, and beyond/

    BEING A BROWNS FAN IS A TEST TO SEE HOW MUCH YOU CAN TAKE
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  • mjp28M mjp28

    @icecube said:

    Sounds like it's done. 

    What are we going to talk about now?   Hmmmmm. Oh yeah the draft.

    @mjp28 said:

    What are we going to talk about now?   Hmmmmm. Oh yeah the draft.

    Uhmm.....who is going to be conducting that draft?   Who is going to be coaching the defense?  Is Stinky  (that is going to be my name for him for short)....going to call plays, or hire an OC.....or bring in Kubiak  (which would help sooth my confidence quite a bit)

  • If anything, this gives us a ton of material for more polish jokes.    Perogi's FOR DAYS!!!

    Dutch OvenD 1 Reply
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  • If he gets a coaching staff of Kubiak and Schwartz than I can live with it. 

    I dont have a good feeling about this though 

    The GipperT Tour2maT 2 Replies
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  • I think this hire sucks.......hope I'm wrong.

    OrionO 1 Reply
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  • Louisville SluggerL Louisville Slugger

    If he gets a coaching staff of Kubiak and Schwartz than I can live with it. 

    I dont have a good feeling about this though 

    @louisville-slugger said:

    If he gets a coaching staff of Kubiak and Schwartz than I can live with it. 

    I dont have a good feeling about this though 

    Explain again how we can get Schwartz.    Is he free to sign anywhere? 

    Dutch OvenD 1 Reply

  • Don't love it but don't hate it either. His offense is uninspiring but will have to see who he chooses for assistants. Players seem to like him at least.

    McDaniels seemed overhyped as other teams didn't even interview him, probably wanted more control.

    The GipperT Tour2maT 2 Replies
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  • tiamat63T tiamat63

    If anything, this gives us a ton of material for more polish jokes.    Perogi's FOR DAYS!!!

    @tiamat63 said:

    If anything, this gives us a ton of material for more polish jokes.    Perogi's FOR DAYS!!!

    How many Stefanski's does it take to change a light bulb?

    Two. One to hold the light bulb on a ladder, one to spin the ladder. 

    How can you tell who the bride is at a Stefanski wedding?

    She's the one with the braided arm pit hair. 

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  • BrownsFan4EvrB BrownsFan4Evr

    I think this hire sucks.......hope I'm wrong.

    @brownsfan4evr said:

    I think this hire sucks.......hope I'm wrong.

    It's a bit of a Freddie Kitchens hire.  Not much OC time and boom...HC.    As you say, Hope for the best.   

    BEING A BROWNS FAN IS A TEST TO SEE HOW MUCH YOU CAN TAKE
  • The GipperT The Gipper

    @louisville-slugger said:

    If he gets a coaching staff of Kubiak and Schwartz than I can live with it. 

    I dont have a good feeling about this though 

    Explain again how we can get Schwartz.    Is he free to sign anywhere? 

    @the-gipper said:

    Explain again how we can get Schwartz.    Is he free to sign anywhere? 

    I believe his contract ran out this season. 

    The GipperT 1 Reply

  • Not sure about “Stinky”, but I was scared shitless we were going to hire McDaniels

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