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Browns hire Kevin Stefanski as HC

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  • If the Browns had to have a motto to accompany this hire, it would be something like: 

    KEVIN STEFANSKI FOR HEAD COACH: AT LEAST HE ISN'T BRIAN DABOLL! 

    @dutch-oven said:

    If the Browns had to have a motto to accompany this hire, it would be something like: 

    KEVIN STEFANSKI FOR HEAD COACH: AT LEAST HE ISN'T BRIAN DABOLL! 

    Glad it wasn,t  McDaniels ....he will go back to breast feeding on Bill through the nipple holes in his hoodie

  • @tour2ma said:

    At this point it's more like an officially confirmed intent.

    Likely the offer's been verbally made and accepted in principle with details on paper to be signed soon.

    Sounds like it's done. 

    @icecube said:

    Sounds like it's done. 

    What are we going to talk about now?   Hmmmmm. Oh yeah the draft.

  • huh

  • Let's ask this question: 

    Was this whole  massive search for a new HC   just a dog and pony show?   Was it predetermined once Freddie was hired and Depo was put in charge that Stefanski was the choice...because he was HIS choice from last year?   Were hauling in the 8 names in here just a song and dance, and once Stefanski was free he was going to get the job anyway?   Hell, why not do it like the Cowboys:  bring in one nominal black face to suffice the Rooney rule, then make your hire.

    I think, if I were  McDaniel, Saleh, Roman, etc. etc. that is how I would probably feel about it. 

  • @icecube said:

    Sounds like it's done. 

    What are we going to talk about now?   Hmmmmm. Oh yeah the draft.

    @mjp28 said:

    What are we going to talk about now?   Hmmmmm. Oh yeah the draft.

    I know I'm thrilled at the idea of these guys running the Browns drafts again! 

    (Goddamn it, how do you make posts pink again?) ?

  • ...ok....onward and upward with Stefanski then.    To infinity, and beyond/

  • @icecube said:

    Sounds like it's done. 

    What are we going to talk about now?   Hmmmmm. Oh yeah the draft.

    @mjp28 said:

    What are we going to talk about now?   Hmmmmm. Oh yeah the draft.

    Uhmm.....who is going to be conducting that draft?   Who is going to be coaching the defense?  Is Stinky  (that is going to be my name for him for short)....going to call plays, or hire an OC.....or bring in Kubiak  (which would help sooth my confidence quite a bit)

  • If anything, this gives us a ton of material for more polish jokes.    Perogi's FOR DAYS!!!

  • If he gets a coaching staff of Kubiak and Schwartz than I can live with it. 

    I dont have a good feeling about this though 

  • I think this hire sucks.......hope I'm wrong.

  • If he gets a coaching staff of Kubiak and Schwartz than I can live with it. 

    I dont have a good feeling about this though 

    @louisville-slugger said:

    If he gets a coaching staff of Kubiak and Schwartz than I can live with it. 

    I dont have a good feeling about this though 

    Explain again how we can get Schwartz.    Is he free to sign anywhere? 

  • Don't love it but don't hate it either. His offense is uninspiring but will have to see who he chooses for assistants. Players seem to like him at least.

    McDaniels seemed overhyped as other teams didn't even interview him, probably wanted more control.

  • If anything, this gives us a ton of material for more polish jokes.    Perogi's FOR DAYS!!!

    @tiamat63 said:

    If anything, this gives us a ton of material for more polish jokes.    Perogi's FOR DAYS!!!

    How many Stefanski's does it take to change a light bulb?

    Two. One to hold the light bulb on a ladder, one to spin the ladder. 

    How can you tell who the bride is at a Stefanski wedding?

    She's the one with the braided arm pit hair. 

  • I think this hire sucks.......hope I'm wrong.

    @brownsfan4evr said:

    I think this hire sucks.......hope I'm wrong.

    It's a bit of a Freddie Kitchens hire.  Not much OC time and boom...HC.    As you say, Hope for the best.   

  • @louisville-slugger said:

    If he gets a coaching staff of Kubiak and Schwartz than I can live with it. 

    I dont have a good feeling about this though 

    Explain again how we can get Schwartz.    Is he free to sign anywhere? 

    @the-gipper said:

    Explain again how we can get Schwartz.    Is he free to sign anywhere? 

    I believe his contract ran out this season. 

  • Not sure about “Stinky”, but I was scared shitless we were going to hire McDaniels

  • Don't love it but don't hate it either. His offense is uninspiring but will have to see who he chooses for assistants. Players seem to like him at least.

    McDaniels seemed overhyped as other teams didn't even interview him, probably wanted more control.

    @bbedward said:

    Don't love it but don't hate it either. His offense is uninspiring but will have to see who he chooses for assistants. Players seem to like him at least.

    McDaniels seemed overhyped as other teams didn't even interview him, probably wanted more control.

    Uhhm, if you were paying attention, Bill Belichick was mostly responsible for that.  He refused to allow McD to interview until Friday......and it worked....as NYG went ahead and hired a BB asst. that he ALLOWED to interview earlier, and  Carolina wanted to move and not wait.  

    The control freak in this situation is one Mr BB.

    But....what again would be fresh would be this:

    BB says he wants to move on from Brady.   Brady wants to play.  McDaniel says to Kraft:  I am more than willing to continue to work with TB.    Kraft says to BB:  You are now retired as the HC of the NEP.   And names McDaniel his HC. 

    Beautiful, no? 

  • @the-gipper said:

    Explain again how we can get Schwartz.    Is he free to sign anywhere? 

    I believe his contract ran out this season. 

    @dutch-oven said:

    I believe his contract ran out this season. 

    OK.....well, if we could get him that would be good. 

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  • @icecube said:

    I'd bump it up to 9-7 as minimum to feeling like an accomplishment. 

    Right....I am saying that anything around .500 would be that. 

    @the-gipper said:

    Right....I am saying that anything around .500 would be that. 

    I get it. But even 1 game over .500 would feel a little better.