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  • Anyone out there not gain weight during their first year of marriage? I know I did... a bunch. Then I woke up and started working it off. Baker can do the same and will have a lot more incentive and help to do so than I ever did.

    @tour2ma said:

    Anyone out there not gain weight during their first year of marriage? I know I did... a bunch. Then I woke up and started working it off. Baker can do the same and will have a lot more incentive and help to do so than I ever did.

    Of course. My only problem - and this may be an old man talking - is when is this guy going to get focused? You were the #1 player drafted. Take it a little more serious. Let's face it: despite other problems, he sucked last season. Sure, nothing is ever perfect, but he had plenty of plays he should have made. He had a dope running game, good Wrs, OL not the worst...Baker needs to grow up. 

  • Anyone out there not gain weight during their first year of marriage? I know I did... a bunch. Then I woke up and started working it off. Baker can do the same and will have a lot more incentive and help to do so than I ever did.

    @tour2ma said:

    Anyone out there not gain weight during their first year of marriage? I know I did... a bunch. Then I woke up and started working it off. Baker can do the same and will have a lot more incentive and help to do so than I ever did.

    Appears that weight gain during the first year of marriage is common amongst you professional athletes.

  • Anyone out there not gain weight during their first year of marriage? I know I did... a bunch. Then I woke up and started working it off. Baker can do the same and will have a lot more incentive and help to do so than I ever did.

    @tour2ma said:

    Anyone out there not gain weight during their first year of marriage? I know I did... a bunch. Then I woke up and started working it off. Baker can do the same and will have a lot more incentive and help to do so than I ever did.

    Yep-I went from a svelte 175 in the best shape of my life fresh out of Infantry School to a porky 190 within 6 months of marriage. So I took a tropical vacation to Vietnam via a two week jungle school in Panama and came back around 165. Funny how those duck and cover drills can take that stuff right off in no time flat. Right C. Mike and DieHard??

  • @tour2ma said:

    Anyone out there not gain weight during their first year of marriage? I know I did... a bunch. Then I woke up and started working it off. Baker can do the same and will have a lot more incentive and help to do so than I ever did.

    Of course. My only problem - and this may be an old man talking - is when is this guy going to get focused? You were the #1 player drafted. Take it a little more serious. Let's face it: despite other problems, he sucked last season. Sure, nothing is ever perfect, but he had plenty of plays he should have made. He had a dope running game, good Wrs, OL not the worst...Baker needs to grow up. 

    @icecube said:

    Of course. My only problem - and this may be an old man talking - is when is this guy going to get focused? You were the #1 player drafted. Take it a little more serious. Let's face it: despite other problems, he sucked last season. Sure, nothing is ever perfect, but he had plenty of plays he should have made. He had a dope running game, good Wrs, OL not the worst...Baker needs to grow up. 

    "He wasn't focused" is harder to swallow than a Hindu eating a hamburger.

    But I'll cling to anything in hopes Baker doesn't end up on that list of one year wonder QB's headed up by RGIII.

  • @diehardbrownsfan said:

    He really porked out:

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    Wow. In black and yellow this fat ass is easily mistaken for Pig Pen.

    They're saying over on another thread that he's really fat these days.

    @gorka said:

    Wow. In black and yellow this fat ass is easily mistaken for Pig Pen.

    They're saying over on another thread that he's really fat these days.

    And you have denied it there.

    Fickle much?

  • @diehardbrownsfan said:

    He really porked out:

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    He actually looks more like Kitchens. even his mug.

    @gorka said:

    He actually looks more like Kitchens. even his mug.

    And as I informed everyone, this guy has since died from complication from his obesity at age 38.   Let's hope Freddy does not go that route.  As bad as he was as a coach and had to go,  he was still a decent guy and you don't want that happening to him. 

  • Mayfield working on getting slimmer:

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  • Mayfield working on getting slimmer:

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    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    Mayfield working on getting slimmer:

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    And watching it at home on TV.

  • @tour2ma said:

    Anyone out there not gain weight during their first year of marriage? I know I did... a bunch. Then I woke up and started working it off. Baker can do the same and will have a lot more incentive and help to do so than I ever did.

    Yep-I went from a svelte 175 in the best shape of my life fresh out of Infantry School to a porky 190 within 6 months of marriage. So I took a tropical vacation to Vietnam via a two week jungle school in Panama and came back around 165. Funny how those duck and cover drills can take that stuff right off in no time flat. Right C. Mike and DieHard??

    @texasag1969 said:

    Yep-I went from a svelte 175 in the best shape of my life fresh out of Infantry School to a porky 190 within 6 months of marriage. So I took a tropical vacation to Vietnam via a two week jungle school in Panama and came back around 165. Funny how those duck and cover drills can take that stuff right off in no time flat. Right C. Mike and DieHard??

    You betcha!!

    Mike

  • @gorka said:

    Wow. In black and yellow this fat ass is easily mistaken for Pig Pen.

    They're saying over on another thread that he's really fat these days.

    And you have denied it there.

    Fickle much?

    @the-gipper said:

    And you have denied it there.

    Fickle much?

    Try reading it one more time.

    I have denied nothing. The issue is that you're much too obtuse to recognize sarcasm.

  • @the-gipper said:

    And you have denied it there.

    Fickle much?

    Try reading it one more time.

    I have denied nothing. The issue is that you're much too obtuse to recognize sarcasm.

    @gorka said:

    Try reading it one more time.

    I have denied nothing. The issue is that you're much too obtuse to recognize sarcasm.

    Whoa. 

    I think I just agreed with this guy on something! ?

  • @gorka said:

    He actually looks more like Kitchens. even his mug.

    And as I informed everyone, this guy has since died from complication from his obesity at age 38.   Let's hope Freddy does not go that route.  As bad as he was as a coach and had to go,  he was still a decent guy and you don't want that happening to him. 

    @the-gipper said:

    And as I informed everyone, this guy has since died from complication from his obesity at age 38.   Let's hope Freddy does not go that route.  As bad as he was as a coach and had to go,  he was still a decent guy and you don't want that happening to him. 

    Keep up the good work in keeping people informed Gipper!  Even if it's fake news about BR...and as opposed to our beloved Freddie, lets hope BR does die from complications from his obesity you claim he is saddled with, right?.

  • @the-gipper said:

    And you have denied it there.

    Fickle much?

    Try reading it one more time.

    I have denied nothing. The issue is that you're much too obtuse to recognize sarcasm.

    @gorka said:

    Try reading it one more time.

    I have denied nothing. The issue is that you're much too obtuse to recognize sarcasm.

    No I recognized it as a feeble attempt to try to hide your true feelings behind a lame attempt at sarcasm.....you are too inept at creating sarcasm to make it recognizable.

  • @the-gipper said:

    And as I informed everyone, this guy has since died from complication from his obesity at age 38.   Let's hope Freddy does not go that route.  As bad as he was as a coach and had to go,  he was still a decent guy and you don't want that happening to him. 

    Keep up the good work in keeping people informed Gipper!  Even if it's fake news about BR...and as opposed to our beloved Freddie, lets hope BR does die from complications from his obesity you claim he is saddled with, right?.

    @gorka said:

    Keep up the good work in keeping people informed Gipper!  Even if it's fake news about BR...and as opposed to our beloved Freddie, lets hope BR does die from complications from his obesity you claim he is saddled with, right?.

    BR is fat. 

    Maybe it would be appropriate to saddle him up.    

    Or, get him some of these:

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  • BR on his horse:

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  • Hell, they wouldn't even dare let BR ride a horse any more.  More like this:

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  • Wait.....is that Belushi, or  BeeAre:

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  • @gorka said:

    Keep up the good work in keeping people informed Gipper!  Even if it's fake news about BR...and as opposed to our beloved Freddie, lets hope BR does die from complications from his obesity you claim he is saddled with, right?.

    BR is fat. 

    Maybe it would be appropriate to saddle him up.    

    Or, get him some of these:

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    J00GLNDRvM31QWkzM0UVNqrY0g_R-FNYbAAfBDTb

    @the-gipper said:

    BR is fat. 

    Maybe it would be appropriate to saddle him up.    

    Or, get him some of these:

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    Go Baker go!

  • @gorka said:

    Try reading it one more time.

    I have denied nothing. The issue is that you're much too obtuse to recognize sarcasm.

    No I recognized it as a feeble attempt to try to hide your true feelings behind a lame attempt at sarcasm.....you are too inept at creating sarcasm to make it recognizable.

    @the-gipper said:

    No I recognized it as a feeble attempt to try to hide your true feelings behind a lame attempt at sarcasm.....you are too inept at creating sarcasm to make it recognizable.

    No it was your failure to recognize sarcasm as is your failure to recognize fake news...but keep trying.

  • @the-gipper said:

    No I recognized it as a feeble attempt to try to hide your true feelings behind a lame attempt at sarcasm.....you are too inept at creating sarcasm to make it recognizable.

    No it was your failure to recognize sarcasm as is your failure to recognize fake news...but keep trying.

    @gorka said:

    No it was your failure to recognize sarcasm as is your failure to recognize fake news...but keep trying.

    Ben is Fat.  Nothing fake about that.  You are  troll. Nothing fake about that.    You are a Ben R. Arselicker.  Nothing fake about that.

    The real question here is:   will the mods allow a Ben R. Arselicker to be put in his place.  (which is right up BR's ass).