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  • Anyone still missing Dorsey?

    I say it is too early to tell.  I mean, if the guys that Berry has picked all turn out to be stiffs the way a lot of Sashi's picks were, then yea, we might be missing him. 

    Well, I guess he did take Garrett.  No brainer there.   But, Coleman, and Coleman, and Ogbah, Peppers, Njoku (still questionable). etc. 

  • @tour2ma said:

    Fun thread to revisit...

    From all the early "gonna be McDaniels" and "gonna be McCarthy" proclamations to Dutch taking yet another unsubstantiated shot at Sashi (Joe Banner set him up with picks and cap room... despite two intervening years of Farmer, who in his last draft made 14 picks of which only one was in rounds 6 and 7).

    Anywho... reason I dug up the thread was stumbled across an old KC Star article with all the official statements at the time trying to paint Dorsey's departure as "mutually decided."

    I think it played out more like this:

    Jimmah: We don't want you here.

    Johnny: OK, I'll leave.

    https://www.kansascity.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/for-petes-sake/article238866988.html

    Anyone still missing Dorsey?

    I was wondering why this thread of all threads was being dug up... then I saw who the last person in the thread is... 

    @dutch-oven said:

    I was wondering why this thread of all threads was being dug up... then I saw who the last person in the thread is... 

    Hey... it's slow season... although NASCAR and Golf (sorta) are back!

    As for "holes"... I wasn't the one touting Bannon. ?

  • @dutch-oven said:

    I was wondering why this thread of all threads was being dug up... then I saw who the last person in the thread is... 

    Hey... it's slow season... although NASCAR and Golf (sorta) are back!

    As for "holes"... I wasn't the one touting Bannon. ?

    @tour2ma said:

    Hey... it's slow season... although NASCAR and Golf (sorta) are back!

    As for "holes"... I wasn't the one touting Bannon. ?

    No, I think it's because you have this weird-ass obsession about me not buying into the "Nerd Herd" that you love with all your heart. 

    I mean, you literally brought this topic out of the deepest of left fields for reasons only known to you. 

  • @tour2ma said:

    Hey... it's slow season... although NASCAR and Golf (sorta) are back!

    As for "holes"... I wasn't the one touting Bannon. ?

    No, I think it's because you have this weird-ass obsession about me not buying into the "Nerd Herd" that you love with all your heart. 

    I mean, you literally brought this topic out of the deepest of left fields for reasons only known to you. 

    @dutch-oven said:

    No, I think it's because you have this weird-ass obsession about me not buying into the "Nerd Herd" that you love with all your heart. 

    I mean, you literally brought this topic out of the deepest of left fields for reasons only known to you. 

    At this point, for sure.    The point in time that this would be a legitimate item of discussion would be in a couple of years, after we have had time to know how  Berry has done with his picks.

    Though perhaps the way to morph this into a currently relevant topic of discussion is to say:

    Compare and contrast the records of  Sashi Brown and John Dorsey.   There might be some meat on those bones at this point.

    So go at that if you will. 

  • I will admit, I thought McDaniels was going to be hired.  I was positive of it.  (only a fool is positive.  are you sure?  I'm positive)

  • Anyone still missing Dorsey?

    I say it is too early to tell.  I mean, if the guys that Berry has picked all turn out to be stiffs the way a lot of Sashi's picks were, then yea, we might be missing him. 

    Well, I guess he did take Garrett.  No brainer there.   But, Coleman, and Coleman, and Ogbah, Peppers, Njoku (still questionable). etc. 

    @the-gipper said:

    Anyone still missing Dorsey?

    I say it is too early to tell.  I mean, if the guys that Berry has picked all turn out to be stiffs the way a lot of Sashi's picks were, then yea, we might be missing him. 

    Well, I guess he did take Garrett.  No brainer there.   But, Coleman, and Coleman, and Ogbah, Peppers, Njoku (still questionable). etc. 

    Like Corbett and some of the others are studding out.  Even Hospital Ward is a disappointment if he always sees stars and how cobweb in his head.

    Dorsey had a lot of picks.  I am still hopeful Baker works out.

  • @tour2ma said:

    Hey... it's slow season... although NASCAR and Golf (sorta) are back!

    As for "holes"... I wasn't the one touting Bannon. ?

    No, I think it's because you have this weird-ass obsession about me not buying into the "Nerd Herd" that you love with all your heart. 

    I mean, you literally brought this topic out of the deepest of left fields for reasons only known to you. 

    @dutch-oven said:

    I mean, you literally brought this topic out of the deepest of left fields for reasons only known to you. 

    Odd thing to say since I stated how diggin it up came to be in my first new post.

    As for tweaking your Sashi beak.... let's just say I have fun doing it. At least as much fun as you have taking the other side.

    If you can't take it, then don't dish it out... 🙂

  • @dutch-oven said:

    I mean, you literally brought this topic out of the deepest of left fields for reasons only known to you. 

    Odd thing to say since I stated how diggin it up came to be in my first new post.

    As for tweaking your Sashi beak.... let's just say I have fun doing it. At least as much fun as you have taking the other side.

    If you can't take it, then don't dish it out... 🙂

    @tour2ma said:

    Odd thing to say since I stated how diggin it up came to be in my first new post.

    As for tweaking your Sashi beak.... let's just say I have fun doing it. At least as much fun as you have taking the other side.

    If you can't take it, then don't dish it out... 🙂

    Can you at least wait until I do? 

    I feel like there is this ongoing Dorsey vs Sashi fight between you and I that is going on almost exclusively in your head. ?

  • Sashi was a complete dope.  At one pro day he had to ask what player they were there to watch.  He let some of our better players walk because he figured we only had 3 or 4 wins WITH them so losing them wouldn't hurt.  So we went 1-31.  (of course some of that is on Hue, but a lot was the fact that we had no QB, receivers or RT...because of Sashi)

    Dorsey wasn't perfect...but when he came in the first thing he did was cut that useless cancer WR Sashi gave millions to.  And then, with a 1-31 team (and a crack pot, trigger finger owner) he knew he wasn't going to lure free agents to us, so what did he do?  He TRADED for some helpful players, like Landry.  I thought, Brilliant!  Bring them to us kicking and screaming if you have to, just elevate our talent.  And then right away he drafted us a QB...something Sashi avoided like the plague (do we now change that to, like The COVID?).  - I hear Dexter Manly is hospitalized with COVID 19 and now has pneumonia, and he's scared.  So, God bless Dexter, get well.

  • @the-gipper said:

    Anyone still missing Dorsey?

    I say it is too early to tell.  I mean, if the guys that Berry has picked all turn out to be stiffs the way a lot of Sashi's picks were, then yea, we might be missing him. 

    Well, I guess he did take Garrett.  No brainer there.   But, Coleman, and Coleman, and Ogbah, Peppers, Njoku (still questionable). etc. 

    Like Corbett and some of the others are studding out.  Even Hospital Ward is a disappointment if he always sees stars and how cobweb in his head.

    Dorsey had a lot of picks.  I am still hopeful Baker works out.

    @ballpeen said:

    Like Corbett and some of the others are studding out.  Even Hospital Ward is a disappointment if he always sees stars and how cobweb in his head.

    Dorsey had a lot of picks.  I am still hopeful Baker works out.

    I think  each of them Dorsey and  Sashi had two years each to draft.  

    Sure, both had some dud choices, but I think overall Dorsey had a far better batting average with his picks than Sashi.  

    I guess we could break it down and see if we want. 

  • @tour2ma said:

    Odd thing to say since I stated how diggin it up came to be in my first new post.

    As for tweaking your Sashi beak.... let's just say I have fun doing it. At least as much fun as you have taking the other side.

    If you can't take it, then don't dish it out... 🙂

    Can you at least wait until I do? 

    I feel like there is this ongoing Dorsey vs Sashi fight between you and I that is going on almost exclusively in your head. ?

    @dutch-oven said:

    Can you at least wait until I do? 

    lol... OK, deal...

    But remember... I know what you are thinking. ?

    Is it OK if I go after Orion?

  • Fun thread to revisit...

    From all the early "gonna be McDaniels" and "gonna be McCarthy" proclamations to Dutch taking yet another unsubstantiated shot at Sashi (Joe Banner set him up with picks and cap room... despite two intervening years of Farmer, who in his last draft made 14 picks of which only one was in rounds 6 and 7).

    Anywho... reason I dug up the thread was MKC's latest column led me to stumble across an old KC Star article that included all the official statements at the time trying to paint Dorsey's departure as "mutually decided."

    Getting a shot in at Dutch was just a perk... 😉

    I still think the parting played out more like this:

    Jimmah: We don't want you here.

    Johnny: OK, I'll leave.

    https://www.kansascity.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/for-petes-sake/article238866988.html

    Anyone still missing Dorsey?

    @tour2ma said:

    Anyone still missing Dorsey?

    Dammit! I went all 7 pages without making a single post...Till now !

    353.gif     far to early, but we got plenty of down time to kill... while neither of these guys coached a single down... 

    who hired Freddie than fell on the sword wanting him back? (despite JD's hate for the pencil neck geek in Depo too)

    who hired Huejax?

    Who can fire a owner?

    Whom got real players? that Jimmah now calls "core players"?

    Edit-- am just a fan, of expecting Berry to build a 'real', well coached football team, regardless of the endless rolling out of credit names  

  • Honestly I really wish would could have kept him as "Super" scout as he had a great eye for talent, but then the stories came out him dumping a book of analytics straight into the trash. I knew at that point he had to get the fuck out of Berea. Hiring Freddie did him no favors as well. It would I remember when it happened I called the Browns a dumpster fire, or cum-dumpster. or something to that effect. I'm in a much better place now looking forward.

  • Honestly I really wish would could have kept him as "Super" scout as he had a great eye for talent, but then the stories came out him dumping a book of analytics straight into the trash. I knew at that point he had to get the fuck out of Berea. Hiring Freddie did him no favors as well. It would I remember when it happened I called the Browns a dumpster fire, or cum-dumpster. or something to that effect. I'm in a much better place now looking forward.

    @warriorsrpussies said:

    Hiring Freddie did him no favors as well.

    Yup.  I believe that he saw Freddie as an honest to God 'Football Guy'.  And that's his type of guy.  Too bad for John that Freddie turned out to be lousy.

  • @7moses7 said:

    His record here was suspect at best 

    Chubb...ward...obj...hunt...baker...yeah...terrible record...

    @kvoethe said:

    Chubb...ward...obj...hunt...baker...yeah...terrible record...

    errrrr.....freddy kitchens.....errr freddy kitchens......worse move since the ernest byner trade for mike elephant.....2 worse moves ever in pro sports...so forget about those players you named....it could have been rice montana deon sanders emmitt smith lawrence taylor....etc etc...

  • @kvoethe said:

    Chubb...ward...obj...hunt...baker...yeah...terrible record...

    errrrr.....freddy kitchens.....errr freddy kitchens......worse move since the ernest byner trade for mike elephant.....2 worse moves ever in pro sports...so forget about those players you named....it could have been rice montana deon sanders emmitt smith lawrence taylor....etc etc...

    @browns52 said:

    2 worse moves ever in pro sports

    Let's not forget Paul Warfield for Mike Phipps.     

    ...but if you're bad mouthing Dorsey, you should mention drafting Austin Corbet before Chubb.   (actally, before ANYbody)

  • @warriorsrpussies said:

    Hiring Freddie did him no favors as well.

    Yup.  I believe that he saw Freddie as an honest to God 'Football Guy'.  And that's his type of guy.  Too bad for John that Freddie turned out to be lousy.

    @orion said:

    Yup.  I believe that he saw Freddie as an honest to God 'Football Guy'.  And that's his type of guy.  Too bad for John that Freddie turned out to be lousy.

    What about the nuances of a draw play on 4th and 9 can you not see?

  • @orion said:

    Yup.  I believe that he saw Freddie as an honest to God 'Football Guy'.  And that's his type of guy.  Too bad for John that Freddie turned out to be lousy.

    What about the nuances of a draw play on 4th and 9 can you not see?

    @jbluhm86 said:

    What about the nuances of a draw play on 4th and 9 can you not see?

    I'm not football smart enough to make that call.  🙂

    Of course, people would say,  If it worked then he's a genius.  

  • @jbluhm86 said:

    What about the nuances of a draw play on 4th and 9 can you not see?

    I'm not football smart enough to make that call.  🙂

    Of course, people would say,  If it worked then he's a genius.  

    @orion said:

    I'm not football smart enough to make that call.  🙂

    Of course, people would say,  If it worked then he's a genius.  

    That call on 4th and 9 only could be made with Micharl Vick in his prime or Lamar Jackson as QBs. And even then many of us would argue against it. 

  • @orion said:

    I'm not football smart enough to make that call.  🙂

    Of course, people would say,  If it worked then he's a genius.  

    That call on 4th and 9 only could be made with Micharl Vick in his prime or Lamar Jackson as QBs. And even then many of us would argue against it. 

    @nero said:

    That call on 4th and 9 only could be made with

    ...with almost any of the coaches that we've had this century.  We've seen a ton.  Bubble screen on 1st and goal from the 1 in OT against the Steelers.  (we lose the game)

    A 63 yard FG att with Devin Hester returning it...TWICE, because there was an 'ice the kicker' time out just before the first woefully short attempt. (honestly, THAT one really got to me.  I mean, here we see the first attempted FG and Hester catches it in the middle of the end zone.  I was like, WHEW, lucky the coach got to see that, now we can punt.  BUT NO, Pettine lets him do it again and Hester ALMOST returned it for a TD.  - remember, all of our guys are 'blocking' at the LOS when the ball is kicked.  The returner catches it with LOTS of space.)

    And who can forget Pat Shurmur, after a big play, lining the guys up quickly and calling a running play with no RB on the field.  The TE Alex Smith jumped into the RB position and promptly fumbled the hand-off because, get this, He never took a hand-off before (he said after the game - and it SURE looked it).

    And last, but not least, with my son & I in the stands, the dumb-ass On Side kick defense.  It was the Josh Gordon game against the Patriots.  Josh kicked their ass.  The Patriots came down the field with the game almost over and scored a TD.  They had to get the onside kick or it was all over.  I'm watching the Patriots special team stroll onto the field, they're taking their time, lining up....and I'm like, Not for nuthin' but where's OUR guys?  I immediately notice that we've got two little huddles going on each side of the field...It's a Trick Onside line-up by the DEFENSE.  ?!?  I said out loud, "WHAT?  He's gonna kick it right up the middle and get it himself."  And sure enough, he kicked it right up the middle and the Patriots recovered and beat us.  - Woody Allen couldn't write this stuff.

    Yup. We've seen some of the dumbest of dumb-ass play calls by our 'brain-trust' this century.  Let's now see how the Polack does it.