Steeler fan joke contest
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@jadbf said:
Not sure I'd qualify as a judge. But I do accept bribes.
I'd agree. Highway definitely won day 1. and Roach was 2nd.
OK then, we have our third judge. And apparently we think alike.
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A world renowned mathematician is a huge Browns' football fan.
One day he goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I love football. I can watch
football every day 24 hours a day but I have a problem. Every time I am at
a game all I can think about is these complex math theories like what is the
relative speed on the ball when the QB throws it at a certain angle, or what
resistence occurs on a punt or what wind speed and cold---well you get the idea.
It is ruining the game for me. I can't even carry on a conversation about football
without bringing in some absurd theories. I drive my wife crazy. I'd do anything
just to enjoy football like a normal person. Can you do anything for me??? "
The doctor say " Obviously I know you have won awards around the world but your problem
is is that you are just too smart. The only solution to this is to remove a small part of
your brain".
The patient agrees and has the surgery. After the surgery the doctor comes and
says to his wife " I'm sorry but their was a big mistake during surgery and we removed
almost all of your husband's brain by mistake. He has been reduced to a blithering moron."
The wife carries on and says" Take me to him. I must speak to him." She goes into the
recovery room and shakes her husband saying "Speak to me. Just say anyhting. I know you
have been reduced to a moronic state but please, PLEASE, say something"
The husband shakes, opens his eyes and says................................................................
HERE WE GO STEELERS, HERE WE GO!
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A Steelers Fan walks into a bar and sits down next to a Browns fan with a dog at his feet
Orders a Iron City and looks at the Browns fan and ask
"Does yinz dog bite?"
No says the Browns fan
About half way through his IC the dog jumps up and bites the Steeler fans leg
"HEY" yinz said yinz dog didn't bite!
The Browns fan looked a the pathetic puker and said
"That's not my dog"
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OK, for Day 2 of the contest there was only 1 entry, Brownshirt's "difference between stopping and slowing down"
So, I guess he takes that day
For Day 3 we have:
DaRubes: brain surgery on mathematician
BrownB499: "not my dog" biting "puker" fan
I gotta tell ya, the "not my dog" joke is the one that made me laugh.
So my vote for Day 3 goes to Brown B499
Like I said guys, you can submit a new entry every day even if you had posted one a previous day. There is absolutely no harm in piling it on the Steeler fans.
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Biggest gay ben
Now thats a trifecta
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@jadbf said:
I thought Browns shirt was to be counted on this day?I might vote for his over B499. if not then B499 gets my vote also.
Hey guys I don't care about competition, you can take me off the list for that. Anybody that has anything bad to say about the slime puker
fans that post on Your Browns board are WINNERS in my book. And if our football team sucks, it won't be forever! My dad had alot of
sayings from Kentucky that I don't often quote but " the sun don't shine on one DAWGS ass all the time, if the sun don't move the DAWG
will."
Not from Dad.....................
How do you starve a puker fan? Hide their food stamps under their work boots.
How do puker fans get Swine Flu? From licking food stamps.
How come puker, rat birds and bungle fans don't intermarry? Nobody wants kids that are to lazy to STEEL.
What's the difference between a puker females vagina and a bowling ball? You could eat a bowling ball if you had too!!
Why do stooler players leave their Wonderlic scores on their dashboards?
So they can park in a Handicaped spot!
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@jadbf said:
I thought Browns shirt was to be counted on this day?I might vote for his over B499. if not then B499 gets my vote also.
I was looking at each day like this: Day 1 ended at 11:59 Aug. 17. Day 2 entries were between midnight and 11:59 pm on Aug. 18 (which was when Browns shirts was posted). Day 3 between midnight and 11:59 pm on Aug. 19 (when Rubes and B499 posted). This "morning" at midnight started Day 4 and goes to 11:59 pm tonight. Sound OK?
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@jadbf said:
I thought Browns shirt was to be counted on this day?I might vote for his over B499. if not then B499 gets my vote also.
Hey guys I don't care about competition, you can take me off the list for that. Anybody that has anything bad to say about the slime puker
fans that post on Your Browns board are WINNERS in my book. And if our football team sucks, it won't be forever! My dad had alot of
sayings from Kentucky that I don't often quote but " the sun don't shine on one DAWGS ass all the time, if the sun don't move the DAWG
will."
Not from Dad.....................
How do you starve a puker fan? Hide their food stamps under their work boots.
How do puker fans get Swine Flu? From licking food stamps.
How come puker, rat birds and bungle fans don't intermarry? Nobody wants kids that are to lazy to STEEL.
What's the difference between a puker females vagina and a bowling ball? You could eat a bowling ball if you had too!!
Why do stooler players leave their Wonderlic scores on their dashboards?
So they can park in a Handicaped spot!
Hey guys I don't care about competition, you can take me off the list for that. Anybody that has anything bad to say about the slime puker
fans that post on Your Browns board are WINNERS in my book. And if our football team sucks, it won't be forever! My dad had alot of
sayings from Kentucky that I don't often quote but " the sun don't shine on one DAWGS ass all the time, if the sun don't move the DAWG
will."
Not from Dad.....................
How do you starve a puker fan? Hide their food stamps under their work boots.
How do puker fans get Swine Flu? From licking food stamps.
How come puker, rat birds and bungle fans don't intermarry? Nobody wants kids that are to lazy to STEEL.
What's the difference between a puker females vagina and a bowling ball? You could eat a bowling ball if you had too!!
Why do stooler players leave their Wonderlic scores on their dashboards?
So they can park in a Handicaped spot!
Well, we'll keep you in the competition if that's OK. After all, even if you don't win, we still need this wisdom.
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A Steeler fan is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When the Steeler fan returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The Steeler fan nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor.
"No, from skipping," replied the Steeler fan.
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"MOM! your blockin the TV!! 🥷
"MOM! your blockin the TV!! 🥷
Mom? There are 232,000 men in Western PA wondering how in hell their wife's (or daughter's?) picture goy on here.
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A husband and wife are driving down the road arguing about his infidelity's
when she suddenly reaches over and cuts off his penis and throws it out the window
Following close behind them is a Steeler fan and his young daughter
the penis hits their windshield then bounces off
The little girl asks her father " daddy what was that ?"
Being a Steeler fan he makes up a lie and says "It was a bug dear"
His daughter thinks about that for a few seconds...then with a confused look says
"It sure had a big dick"
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A Bengals fan, Ravens fan, Browns fan, and Steelers fan are all climbing a mountain while arguing about who loves his team more. The Bengals fan insists he is the most loyal so he walks to edge of the mountain and yells "This is for the Bengals!" then jumps off the side. Not to be outdone, the Ravens fan shouts "This is for the Ravens!" and throws himself off the mountain. The Browns fan then proceeds to edge and yells "This is for everyone!" and pushes the Steelers fan off the mountain.
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Q. How many steeler fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Two. One to do the job, and the other to tell everybody else how much better they are at it than everybody else.
Q. What do the Steelers and bumble bees have in common?
A. They are both black and yellow and get smeared all over your windshield.
A Cleveland family goes off to the mall one Saturday to do their Christmas Shopping. While in the sports store, the son picks up a Pittsburgh Steeler jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Steeler fan and I would like this for Christmas." His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk with Mom."
Off goes the little lad with the Pittsburgh Steeler jersey in hand and finds his mother. "Mom?"
"Yes, son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Pittsburgh Steeler fan, and I would like this jersey for Christmas." The mother is outraged, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go see your father." Off he goes with the Pittsburgh Steeler jersey in hand and finds his father.
"Dad?"
"Yes, son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Pittsburgh Steeler fan, and I would like this jersey for Christmas". The father is so outraged he, too, whacks his son around the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
About half hour later they're all back in the car heading towards home. The father turns to the son and says, "Son, I hope you've learned something today?"
The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."
"Good, son. What is it?"
The son replies, " I've only been a Pittsburgh Steeler fan for an hour and I already hate you Cleveland b-------
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OK, for Day 4 of the contest we have the following entries:
Brownshirt... "Kentucky wisdom" I'll call it
BrownIndian..."skip a day"
BrownB499...Big dick bug
BrownFan17..."Geronimo" with a Steeler fan
suns.....Retarded child joke
I think I gotta give this day to Brownshirt with his Kentucky wisdom. Second would be the skip a day joke.
The contest will conclude Sunday at midnight. Get your entries in.
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Q: What sucks and gets blacked out?
A: A Cleveland Browns home game!
What do I win?
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Q: What sucks and gets blacked out?
A: A Cleveland Browns home game!
What do I win?
Q: What sucks and gets blacked out?
A: A Cleveland Browns home game!
What do I win?
You get spit instead of swallow!
There hasn't been a blackout of a Browns home game since who knows when. Real games that is, not fake exhibition games. Why anyone would pay full price for a fake game is beyond me.
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What has 36 legs, 12 teeth & an IQ of 43.5 ??
SuperSteelers
Formerly Stone
Holmes10_Ward_86
FREAKofSTEEL08
Rocky20
Fan Of STEEL
SteelerSChuck
Snatch98
Steeler SChuck
Buck The Frowns
Endymion
killbill
Silverback
Sivlerback DPoy
JosephSixpack
FSG
Nafreleets
duke0476
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I guess what with the game on the Steeler fan joke contest petered out over the weekend. Nevertheless the contest is now over and it is time to pick a winner.
Daily winners were: Day 1, Hiway Gal with the joke about the priest "getting" the Steeler fan with the car door.
Day 2 was Brownshirt with his joke about the the cop schooling the Steeler fan on the difference between Stopping and slowing down.
Day 3 went to Brown B499 with his "its not my dog" joke
Day 4 went to Brownshirt again for his Kentucky wisdom joke.
Personally, I think I have to give the award to Hiway Gal. Runnerup to Brownshirt for the stop/slow down joke.
Two special awards: The keys to the City of Pittsburgh award to Roach for the Piss in the sink joke for demonstrating why after all it is called Peetown.
The Golden Genitals award to RoethlisbergerFU for his "waste of a prfectly good pussy" joke.
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@hiwaygal said:
YAY!!!!Thank you, thank you!
I'd like to thank the Academy for all their support!
Google is your friend!
And I have to admit, my favorite was the brain surgery one! LOL!
Thanks to all that contributed.
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Q: What sucks and gets blacked out?
A: A Cleveland Browns home game!
What do I win?
Q: What sucks and gets blacked out?
A: A Cleveland Browns home game!
What do I win?
A 12-pack of Mountain Dew, 6 pack of Catsup, 24 pack of home pregnancy test for your cousins and a Flowbee for that extra special mullet cut.
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