Steeler fan joke contest
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Q. How many steeler fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Two. One to do the job, and the other to tell everybody else how much better they are at it than everybody else.
Q. What do the Steelers and bumble bees have in common?
A. They are both black and yellow and get smeared all over your windshield.
A Cleveland family goes off to the mall one Saturday to do their Christmas Shopping. While in the sports store, the son picks up a Pittsburgh Steeler jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Steeler fan and I would like this for Christmas." His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk with Mom."
Off goes the little lad with the Pittsburgh Steeler jersey in hand and finds his mother. "Mom?"
"Yes, son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Pittsburgh Steeler fan, and I would like this jersey for Christmas." The mother is outraged, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go see your father." Off he goes with the Pittsburgh Steeler jersey in hand and finds his father.
"Dad?"
"Yes, son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Pittsburgh Steeler fan, and I would like this jersey for Christmas". The father is so outraged he, too, whacks his son around the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
About half hour later they're all back in the car heading towards home. The father turns to the son and says, "Son, I hope you've learned something today?"
The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."
"Good, son. What is it?"
The son replies, " I've only been a Pittsburgh Steeler fan for an hour and I already hate you Cleveland b-------
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OK, for Day 4 of the contest we have the following entries:
Brownshirt... "Kentucky wisdom" I'll call it
BrownIndian..."skip a day"
BrownB499...Big dick bug
BrownFan17..."Geronimo" with a Steeler fan
suns.....Retarded child joke
I think I gotta give this day to Brownshirt with his Kentucky wisdom. Second would be the skip a day joke.
The contest will conclude Sunday at midnight. Get your entries in.
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Q: What sucks and gets blacked out?
A: A Cleveland Browns home game!
What do I win?
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Q: What sucks and gets blacked out?
A: A Cleveland Browns home game!
What do I win?
Q: What sucks and gets blacked out?
A: A Cleveland Browns home game!
What do I win?
You get spit instead of swallow!
There hasn't been a blackout of a Browns home game since who knows when. Real games that is, not fake exhibition games. Why anyone would pay full price for a fake game is beyond me.
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What has 36 legs, 12 teeth & an IQ of 43.5 ??
SuperSteelers
Formerly Stone
Holmes10_Ward_86
FREAKofSTEEL08
Rocky20
Fan Of STEEL
SteelerSChuck
Snatch98
Steeler SChuck
Buck The Frowns
Endymion
killbill
Silverback
Sivlerback DPoy
JosephSixpack
FSG
Nafreleets
duke0476
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I guess what with the game on the Steeler fan joke contest petered out over the weekend. Nevertheless the contest is now over and it is time to pick a winner.
Daily winners were: Day 1, Hiway Gal with the joke about the priest "getting" the Steeler fan with the car door.
Day 2 was Brownshirt with his joke about the the cop schooling the Steeler fan on the difference between Stopping and slowing down.
Day 3 went to Brown B499 with his "its not my dog" joke
Day 4 went to Brownshirt again for his Kentucky wisdom joke.
Personally, I think I have to give the award to Hiway Gal. Runnerup to Brownshirt for the stop/slow down joke.
Two special awards: The keys to the City of Pittsburgh award to Roach for the Piss in the sink joke for demonstrating why after all it is called Peetown.
The Golden Genitals award to RoethlisbergerFU for his "waste of a prfectly good pussy" joke.
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@hiwaygal said:
YAY!!!!Thank you, thank you!
I'd like to thank the Academy for all their support!
Google is your friend!
And I have to admit, my favorite was the brain surgery one! LOL!
Thanks to all that contributed.
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Q: What sucks and gets blacked out?
A: A Cleveland Browns home game!
What do I win?
Q: What sucks and gets blacked out?
A: A Cleveland Browns home game!
What do I win?
A 12-pack of Mountain Dew, 6 pack of Catsup, 24 pack of home pregnancy test for your cousins and a Flowbee for that extra special mullet cut.
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What has 36 legs, 12 teeth & an IQ of 43.5 ??
SuperSteelers
Formerly Stone
Holmes10_Ward_86
FREAKofSTEEL08
Rocky20
Fan Of STEEL
SteelerSChuck
Snatch98
Steeler SChuck
Buck The Frowns
Endymion
killbill
Silverback
Sivlerback DPoy
JosephSixpack
FSG
Nafreleets
duke0476
What has 36 legs, 12 teeth & an IQ of 43.5 ??
SuperSteelers
Formerly Stone
Holmes10_Ward_86
FREAKofSTEEL08
Rocky20
Fan Of STEEL
SteelerSChuck
Snatch98
Steeler SChuck
Buck The Frowns
Endymion
killbill
Silverback
Sivlerback DPoy
JosephSixpack
FSG
Nafreleets
duke0476
HA HA HA HA HA HA .... Awesome Dude !!!!
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@jadbf said:
Hiway Gal wins easily.I'd give runner up to Geronimo.
Yea, she has my winning vote and if her breast size exceeds 34DD she has an extra vote from me
J/K 
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