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  • -Taking wifey's car in for upgrade of Nav system (can't find her way out of a telephone booth), retrieve it and open a bottle of Argentine Cabernet just in time for the Tavern.??

    darren15D darren15 wrote on last edited by
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    @texasag1969 said:

    -Taking wifey's car in for upgrade of Nav system (can't find her way out of a telephone booth), retrieve it and open a bottle of Argentine Cabernet just in time for the Tavern.??

    Was the Cabernet as rare as  Tour finding a top rated O linemen ? 🙂

  • darren15D darren15 wrote on last edited by
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    Found 2 Browns rumours ...

    Browns trade Njoku to Carolina for a 3rd round pick ....... a few have mentioned it on Twitter

    Browns would like Stephon Gilmore from Pats, talk is swapping 46 for 26 and sending Pats a 5th rounder next year to get it done ..... only issue is Gilmore would need extending as he has 1 year left.

  • Dutch OvenD Dutch Oven wrote on last edited by
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    My nipples are so hard in anticipation of tonight that I can dial a rotary phone with them. 

    I also feel tingly in my undercarriage area. 

    IT MUST MEAN IT IS DRAFT DAY!

  • My nipples are so hard in anticipation of tonight that I can dial a rotary phone with them. 

    I also feel tingly in my undercarriage area. 

    IT MUST MEAN IT IS DRAFT DAY!

    darren15D darren15 wrote on last edited by
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    @dutch-oven said:

    My nipples are so hard in anticipation of tonight that I can dial a rotary phone with them. 

    I also feel tingly in my undercarriage area. 

    IT MUST MEAN IT IS DRAFT DAY!

    I hope Ghoolie does not have you by the ghoolies 🙂

  • @dutch-oven said:

    My nipples are so hard in anticipation of tonight that I can dial a rotary phone with them. 

    I also feel tingly in my undercarriage area. 

    IT MUST MEAN IT IS DRAFT DAY!

    I hope Ghoolie does not have you by the ghoolies 🙂

    Dutch OvenD Dutch Oven wrote on last edited by
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    @darren15 said:

    I hope Ghoolie does not have you by the ghoolies 🙂

    While I'm sure Ghoolie - who was obviously compensating for latent homosexual desires - would love to grab a man by his "ghoolies", that's a hard no, sir. 

    And today is a religious day. It is Draft Day. 

    Don't besmirch such a holy day by mentioning that big fat pile of monkey spunk. (Alright tia, what movie is THAT from?)

  • @darren15 said:

    I hope Ghoolie does not have you by the ghoolies 🙂

    While I'm sure Ghoolie - who was obviously compensating for latent homosexual desires - would love to grab a man by his "ghoolies", that's a hard no, sir. 

    And today is a religious day. It is Draft Day. 

    Don't besmirch such a holy day by mentioning that big fat pile of monkey spunk. (Alright tia, what movie is THAT from?)

    darren15D darren15 wrote on last edited by
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    @dutch-oven said:

    While I'm sure Ghoolie - who was obviously compensating for latent homosexual desires - would love to grab a man by his "ghoolies", that's a hard no, sir. 

    And today is a religious day. It is Draft Day. 

    Don't besmirch such a holy day by mentioning that big fat pile of monkey spunk. (Alright tia, what movie is THAT from?)

    Shawshank ?

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    RIP   Vontae  Mack

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    Bo  Callahan?    (I doubt it)

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  • The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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    NFL Draft Date 2019: Order, Location & Top Prospects | Heavy.com

  • The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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    Gotta have this:

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    @the-gipper said:

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    Draft Day (2014) - IMDbZaven Collins ?

  • Found 2 Browns rumours ...

    Browns trade Njoku to Carolina for a 3rd round pick ....... a few have mentioned it on Twitter

    Browns would like Stephon Gilmore from Pats, talk is swapping 46 for 26 and sending Pats a 5th rounder next year to get it done ..... only issue is Gilmore would need extending as he has 1 year left.

    ComeonmanC Comeonman wrote on last edited by
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    @darren15 said:

    Found 2 Browns rumours ...

    Browns trade Njoku to Carolina for a 3rd round pick ....... a few have mentioned it on Twitter

    Browns would like Stephon Gilmore from Pats, talk is swapping 46 for 26 and sending Pats a 5th rounder next year to get it done ..... only issue is Gilmore would need extending as he has 1 year left.

    If we could actually get him extended without breaking the bank, of course you would do this in a heartbeat. 
     

    In regards to Njoku, don’t really care anymore. Offer him for a second not a third, though. Maybe we’ll get a Trent Richardson style fleece. 

  • My nipples are so hard in anticipation of tonight that I can dial a rotary phone with them. 

    I also feel tingly in my undercarriage area. 

    IT MUST MEAN IT IS DRAFT DAY!

    Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on last edited by
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    Well... turned out there were no blueberries in da houz, so went banana-walnut. But did have some blueberry syrup so...

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    And yes, that's real bacon that lubed the griddle...

    @dutch-oven said:

    My nipples are so hard in anticipation of tonight that I can dial a rotary phone with them.

    Pffffft...

    Let us know when they can punch a number into a touch tone...

  • Were you hitting the vino a little hard last night?

    T TexasAg1969 wrote on last edited by TexasAg1969
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    @tiamat63 said:

    Were you hitting the vino a little hard last night?

    Nope, but I just ran off CBS Sports' top 450 draft prospects this morning and you get one guess who #26 was. Should be easy for a bright guy like you.  LOL!?

    One hint: First letter of his last name starts with a "B"?    And if you guess wrong you will be BARred from the BB foreverMORE.  ?

  • @tiamat63 said:

    Were you hitting the vino a little hard last night?

    Nope, but I just ran off CBS Sports' top 450 draft prospects this morning and you get one guess who #26 was. Should be easy for a bright guy like you.  LOL!?

    One hint: First letter of his last name starts with a "B"?    And if you guess wrong you will be BARred from the BB foreverMORE.  ?

    tiamat63T tiamat63 wrote on last edited by
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    @texasag1969 said:

    Nope, but I just ran off CBS Sports' top 450 draft prospects this morning and you get one guess who #26 was. Should be easy for a bright guy like you.  LOL!?

    One hint: First letter of his last name starts with a "B"?    And if you guess wrong you will be BARred from the BB foreverMORE.  ?

    I meant Tour, but yeah... I'm sure you old guys can all hit the sauce pretty hard.

    ?

  • I a few hours I'm going to make some muthafuckin pancakes... blueberry-banana...

    Good nite, Gracie...

    OrionO Orion wrote on last edited by
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    @tour2ma said:

    Good nite, Gracie...

    I pledge allegiance...to the flag...

    ....headphones.....turned up loud......of course....

  • @darren15 said:

    I hope Ghoolie does not have you by the ghoolies 🙂

    While I'm sure Ghoolie - who was obviously compensating for latent homosexual desires - would love to grab a man by his "ghoolies", that's a hard no, sir. 

    And today is a religious day. It is Draft Day. 

    Don't besmirch such a holy day by mentioning that big fat pile of monkey spunk. (Alright tia, what movie is THAT from?)

    tiamat63T tiamat63 wrote on last edited by
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    @dutch-oven said:

    While I'm sure Ghoolie - who was obviously compensating for latent homosexual desires - would love to grab a man by his "ghoolies", that's a hard no, sir. 

    And today is a religious day. It is Draft Day. 

    Don't besmirch such a holy day by mentioning that big fat pile of monkey spunk. (Alright tia, what movie is THAT from?)

    The only one filmed in Mansfield, Ohio... I'm pretty sure?