IT'S DRAFT DAY BITCHES!!!
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Gotta have this:
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Found 2 Browns rumours ...
Browns trade Njoku to Carolina for a 3rd round pick ....... a few have mentioned it on Twitter
Browns would like Stephon Gilmore from Pats, talk is swapping 46 for 26 and sending Pats a 5th rounder next year to get it done ..... only issue is Gilmore would need extending as he has 1 year left.
Found 2 Browns rumours ...
Browns trade Njoku to Carolina for a 3rd round pick ....... a few have mentioned it on Twitter
Browns would like Stephon Gilmore from Pats, talk is swapping 46 for 26 and sending Pats a 5th rounder next year to get it done ..... only issue is Gilmore would need extending as he has 1 year left.
If we could actually get him extended without breaking the bank, of course you would do this in a heartbeat.
In regards to Njoku, don’t really care anymore. Offer him for a second not a third, though. Maybe we’ll get a Trent Richardson style fleece.
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My nipples are so hard in anticipation of tonight that I can dial a rotary phone with them.
I also feel tingly in my undercarriage area.
IT MUST MEAN IT IS DRAFT DAY!
Well... turned out there were no blueberries in da houz, so went banana-walnut. But did have some blueberry syrup so...

And yes, that's real bacon that lubed the griddle...
My nipples are so hard in anticipation of tonight that I can dial a rotary phone with them.
Pffffft...
Let us know when they can punch a number into a touch tone...
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Were you hitting the vino a little hard last night?
Nope, but I just ran off CBS Sports' top 450 draft prospects this morning and you get one guess who #26 was. Should be easy for a bright guy like you. LOL!?
One hint: First letter of his last name starts with a "B"? And if you guess wrong you will be BARred from the BB foreverMORE. ?
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Were you hitting the vino a little hard last night?
Nope, but I just ran off CBS Sports' top 450 draft prospects this morning and you get one guess who #26 was. Should be easy for a bright guy like you. LOL!?
One hint: First letter of his last name starts with a "B"? And if you guess wrong you will be BARred from the BB foreverMORE. ?
Nope, but I just ran off CBS Sports' top 450 draft prospects this morning and you get one guess who #26 was. Should be easy for a bright guy like you. LOL!?
One hint: First letter of his last name starts with a "B"? And if you guess wrong you will be BARred from the BB foreverMORE. ?
I meant Tour, but yeah... I'm sure you old guys can all hit the sauce pretty hard.
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I a few hours I'm going to make some muthafuckin pancakes... blueberry-banana...
Good nite, Gracie...
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I hope Ghoolie does not have you by the ghoolies
While I'm sure Ghoolie - who was obviously compensating for latent homosexual desires - would love to grab a man by his "ghoolies", that's a hard no, sir.
And today is a religious day. It is Draft Day.
Don't besmirch such a holy day by mentioning that big fat pile of monkey spunk. (Alright tia, what movie is THAT from?)
While I'm sure Ghoolie - who was obviously compensating for latent homosexual desires - would love to grab a man by his "ghoolies", that's a hard no, sir.
And today is a religious day. It is Draft Day.
Don't besmirch such a holy day by mentioning that big fat pile of monkey spunk. (Alright tia, what movie is THAT from?)
The only one filmed in Mansfield, Ohio... I'm pretty sure?
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Nope, but I just ran off CBS Sports' top 450 draft prospects this morning and you get one guess who #26 was. Should be easy for a bright guy like you. LOL!?
One hint: First letter of his last name starts with a "B"? And if you guess wrong you will be BARred from the BB foreverMORE. ?
I meant Tour, but yeah... I'm sure you old guys can all hit the sauce pretty hard.
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While I'm sure Ghoolie - who was obviously compensating for latent homosexual desires - would love to grab a man by his "ghoolies", that's a hard no, sir.
And today is a religious day. It is Draft Day.
Don't besmirch such a holy day by mentioning that big fat pile of monkey spunk. (Alright tia, what movie is THAT from?)
The only one filmed in Mansfield, Ohio... I'm pretty sure?
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Andrew Berry and wifey just had a baby this morning, not the best timing. Hope he's 100% on point...but congrats sir.
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OK so which group of analysts will you follow for the draft, DJ & Co. on NFL Net or Mel K & Co. on ESPN?
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OK so which group of analysts will you follow for the draft, DJ & Co. on NFL Net or Mel K & Co. on ESPN?
OK so which group of analysts will you follow for the draft, DJ & Co. on NFL Net or Mel K & Co. on ESPN?
... or Herbstreet and Co. on ABC.
Imma go with Greenie and Louis Riddick on ESPN... although I'm not sure I can handle Kiper + Booger.
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Nope, but I just ran off CBS Sports' top 450 draft prospects this morning and you get one guess who #26 was. Should be easy for a bright guy like you. LOL!?
One hint: First letter of his last name starts with a "B"? And if you guess wrong you will be BARred from the BB foreverMORE. ?
I meant Tour, but yeah... I'm sure you old guys can all hit the sauce pretty hard.
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I meant Tour, but yeah... I'm sure you old guys can all hit the sauce pretty hard.
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Hic- wine is grape juice...
I pledge allegiance...to the flag...
....headphones.....turned up loud......of course....
My pal Don (staying at his place) is a HUGE Neil Young fan. Neil is one of the few guys where I can actually play a few of his songs.
EDIT... Bruce Berry was a working man, he used to load that econoline van...
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Turning out to be about enough Kiper.. he's basically the backup analyst if this was a live game, greenie the call and booger the lead analyst.
Kiper's personality is the uncle who you're scared of what's going to come out of his mouth at Thanksgiving this year. Will he have a weird right-wing slogan? Or does he have a heart? Either way, I respond by eating turkey.
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Turning out to be about enough Kiper.. he's basically the backup analyst if this was a live game, greenie the call and booger the lead analyst.
Kiper's personality is the uncle who you're scared of what's going to come out of his mouth at Thanksgiving this year. Will he have a weird right-wing slogan? Or does he have a heart? Either way, I respond by eating turkey.
Turning out to be about enough Kiper.. he's basically the backup analyst if this was a live game, greenie the call and booger the lead analyst.
Kiper's personality is the uncle who you're scared of what's going to come out of his mouth at Thanksgiving this year. Will he have a weird right-wing slogan? Or does he have a heart? Either way, I respond by eating turkey.
True- they keep Mel around- because he's sort of a fixture...Other serious draft analysts are way more reliable. They mocked him when the Steelers pick came up... The Draft Manning- Rivers- Roethlisberger... Mel "I guarantee you one of them is going to bust."
I knew he was full of it way back when he kept on screaming mmmuuuusssstttt draft Hart Lee Dykes.... My pal said who? Never heard of him... Now there's a trivia question- who took him in the first round.... It branched into a discussion of the biggest draft busts of all time. I'll go with the flow on that one, and put Jafattus Russell and Ryan Leaf as 1A and 1B.....
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