You might be a Steelers fan if.........
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I thought it would be good if we build a list of things to look out for in helping determine if the person you are talking to is a Stooler fan. Just complete the sentence with your ideas. Here's a few to get the list started.
You might be a Steelers fan if..........
.......you're sexually attracted to your siblings.
.......you have fantasies of being drunk, vulnerable and alone in a bar with a guy named Ben.
.......you think some sheep look sexier than others.
.......you've taught your dog to piss on your leg when you come home from work.
.......your girlfriend can always make $5 in less than 2 minutes on a street corner.
.......you dream of some day being able to live in Cleveland.
.......you think teeth are optional when it comes to picking a future spouse
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3 Football fans stumble home after the game and find a naked lady in the bushes passed out drunk. The guys call the police and the Bengals fan takes his had off and puts it over the girls left breast. The Browns fan takes off his hat and puts it over the girls right breast. Finally, the steelers fan takes his hat off and puts it over the girls xxxx.
When the police show up, the officer looks under the Bengals hat and takes a quick note. He then looks under the Browns hat and writes another quick note. Finally he looks under the Steelers hat. Puts it down. Looks again, and again. The Steelers fan is outraged and yells, "Hey, what's wrong with you? Are you a pervert or something?" The Cop replies. "No, I'm just dumbfounded, because usually I see an asshole under a steelers hat!"
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3 Football fans stumble home after the game and find a naked lady in the bushes passed out drunk. The guys call the police and the Bengals fan takes his had off and puts it over the girls left breast. The Browns fan takes off his hat and puts it over the girls right breast. Finally, the steelers fan takes his hat off and puts it over the girls xxxx.
When the police show up, the officer looks under the Bengals hat and takes a quick note. He then looks under the Browns hat and writes another quick note. Finally he looks under the Steelers hat. Puts it down. Looks again, and again. The Steelers fan is outraged and yells, "Hey, what's wrong with you? Are you a pervert or something?" The Cop replies. "No, I'm just dumbfounded, because usually I see an asshole under a steelers hat!"
3 Football fans stumble home after the game and find a naked lady in the bushes passed out drunk. The guys call the police and the Bengals fan takes his had off and puts it over the girls left breast. The Browns fan takes off his hat and puts it over the girls right breast. Finally, the steelers fan takes his hat off and puts it over the girls xxxx.
When the police show up, the officer looks under the Bengals hat and takes a quick note. He then looks under the Browns hat and writes another quick note. Finally he looks under the Steelers hat. Puts it down. Looks again, and again. The Steelers fan is outraged and yells, "Hey, what's wrong with you? Are you a pervert or something?" The Cop replies. "No, I'm just dumbfounded, because usually I see an asshole under a steelers hat!"
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....your mom is also your sister.
....your one year old sister-niece has more teeth than you do.
....you think football didn't exist before the Superbowl.
....you were a niners fan in the eighties, cowboys fan in the nineties, and patriots fan in the early 00's.
....your wife weighs more than you do.
....you think steroids are a fair part of the game.
....you think it's okay to rape chicks because they provoked you to do it.
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You might be a squeeler fan, if you have the personality of sewage...
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Deny the holocaust happened because it was before you were born.
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.......you think a pigskin is what is removed when your brother gets circumsized.
.......you look in a mirror and treat the swollen bumps on your face with Preparation H.
.......you think your bother's wife resembles Albert Haynesworth.
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@venom said:
Were kings! They were a power 40 years ago. It's a shame what happened. Modell set the Browns back 15 years. Just think of the rivalry if the prick didn't move the team.Or if we had an owner who actually knew what the Hell he was doing.
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......you think you've already won the super bowl this year
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.............if you're like galfreets. with his toilet outside his front door.
congrats BTW. dick.
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@gmp said:
Nuff Said..!!!I'm a Browns fan and I'm getting embarrased by these jealous infused threads..about the Steelers and their fans!..
just give it up already,
hate the steelers. think most of their fans outside of PA are bandwagon douchebags (like cowboy fans outside of TX).
BUT do respect them 1000%. they have an organization that we could only hope to have one day. congrats and go FXXK yourselves.
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@gmp said:
Nuff Said..!!!I'm a Browns fan and I'm getting embarrased by these jealous infused threads..about the Steelers and their fans!..
just give it up already,
Oh calm down and get a sense of humor. Besides I wasn't infusing, I was suffusing.
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....if, when referring to the big six, you are talking about your remaining teeth instead of Superbowl titles.
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....if your wife has more hair on her chin and chest than you do........
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@bunsofsteel08 said:
You might be a Browns fan ..ifYou Pick your Nose for a Snack...
Pick your sister for a Prom Date...
Have Two or more "Fav" Teams....
Have Sports Tourette syndrome... where Stupid remarks concerning Sports Pour uncontrollably from your mouth (Like "The Runs" )
Are Hopelessly lost in the 1960`s and Before....
Are More Obsessed with your Rivals LOSING Than your own Team winning...
Are Bitter to the Core ...incapable of reasonable thoughts concerning your "Daddy'' !
When you ask Who`s you Daddy ? You Mom tells you its Your Uncle...
Wear Poo-and-Orange colored Gear ... but if someone Cut you Open you would be GREEN With Envy !!
Deny all this to the Bitter End.. and try to turn it back on Us....
You know your a Steelers fan when you end every sentence with "..."
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That was cruel guys.
Anyways, the most realistic one I can think of is:
You might be a Steelers fan if......... You are in the Browns Board and Browns are not your fav team.
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@bunsofsteel08 said:
TRADITIONS Passed down to Generations !!you mean like incest?
thanx for the softball
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@bunsofsteel08 said:
You know you are a JACKA** when you rip someones English 101 ! And use "your" , in place of "You`re" !! Smooth moves Einstein !
Yay lets put a space in between our excalamation points !!!!!!
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