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Classic Moments Of Shurmur's Last Press Conference

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  • H Horn of Lake Erie wrote on last edited by Horn of Lake Erie
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    Reporter:

    "What do you say you have learned from your experience in Cleveland?"

    Shurmur:

    "Oh I don't know. I think that's a question for tomorrow."

    ...Woops. Seems as if despite your deflective shield you leaked out what is actually going to happen.

    Reporter:

    "Are you anxious to see what happens to you here in Cleveland?"

    Shurmur:

    "No, because if I'm not back here in CLE I will go and inspire and help another team win in some role. I have kids in college and mouths to feed."

    ...Yes, Shurmur, probably as a QB coach somewhere at best. 9-22 record on your resume ain't gonna get you another job. The misfortune in all this is that your daughter, which goes to my school in Boston coincidentally, is a pretty hot ginger who will likely hate the Browns after tomorrow. Can't leverage my patronage to the Browns in order to get with her. Dammit.