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  • EJMarounโ€@ejmaroun

    Lionel Bienvenu reporting Chip Kelly to Cleveland is a done deal.

    @tampadawgs said:

    EJMarounโ€@ejmaroun

    Lionel Bienvenu reporting Chip Kelly to Cleveland is a done deal.

    Wrong.

  • I hope so

  • Fuck everything.

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  • Was a fake account.

  • Mary Kay Cabot will apparently retweet anything that is hashtagged #browns.

    I just tweeted her a picture of my asshole with that hashtag. Expect to see it circulate the twitter-verse.

  • Dude, you're gonna stroke out............Chill! ๐Ÿ˜Ž

  • Breaking - Tim Couch Pulls Out's asshole is #Brown

  • Breaking - Tim Couch Pulls Out's asshole is #Brown

    @hunt-daddy said:

    Breaking - Tim Couch Pulls Out's asshole is #Brown

    That is surprisingly accurate to what I actually typed.

  • Cleveland ain't got a snowballs chance in hell to get a pedigreed coach. This place is the last chance

    saloon where losers end up dancing for free drinks..

    13 million dollars a year for kelly? doubt it

  • May as well of kept shurmer than get a big east coach who,s no better than .500.So far the new owner and his flunky have dropped the ball,at least get someone who has a winning percentage.

  • May as well of kept shurmer than get a big east coach who,s no better than .500.So far the new owner and his flunky have dropped the ball,at least get someone who has a winning percentage.

    @kybrownsfan said:

    May as well of kept shurmer than get a big east coach who,s no better than .500.So far the new owner and his flunky have dropped the ball,at least get someone who has a winning percentage.

    Ain't over till it's over. Personally, I'd tell Haslam to cool the jets if Kelly stiffs them, and wait until after Sunday, assuming the Seahawks can beat the Redskins. IMO Kyle Shanahan is more attractive than Kelly.

    Short attention spans should recall Brian Billick stiffed the Browns on the way to the Ratbirds for a better opportunity. Only plus the Beagles can offer is they have a qb tailor made to run Kelly's offense.

  • @king-ghoolie-lives said:

    How can an asshole HAVE an asshole? That WOULD be news.

    The same way a fat pussy has a fat pussy.

  • @king-ghoolie-lives said:

    How can an asshole HAVE an asshole? That WOULD be news.

    The same way a fat pussy has a fat pussy.

    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    The same way a fat pussy has a fat pussy.

    Liked it so much, I had to quote it

  • @king-ghoolie-lives said:

    Great, great rivalry........ As a boy I played Gibson because it really was teh premium name most associated with reputable, family music stores. At 11 my parents got me an SG junior. Sold that 5 years later for a Gibsom LP 54, which was a flat body paul, tobacco burst with 2 P-90 pickups. I later installed a PAF in the bridge position, added a phase reversal switch and a Leo Quann Badass Bridge, since this was a wraparound tailpiece and not a tune-o-matic. I have regressted selling that guitar ever since they day I did.

    Today, I prefer Fender. The 25 1/2 inch scale is better for bending, shredding and my favorite style, "NAshville chicken pickin". Short scale Gibsons still rule teh jazz world, save for DeAquisto and DeAngelico, but I have a 1966 L-5 that is beyond superlatives.

    Otherwise, gimme a tele over ANYTHING.

    who is your favorite guitarist?

  • @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

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    Fuck everything.

    12:26am. - ESPN reported that Kelly has not made a decision yet and Philliy still has interviews set with 2 other coaches. So hopefully this is bullshit!

    If we don't get Kelly, fine, but I'm sure in the hell do not want Marrone!! Who the fuck is he? And why the hell is he even considered to be a NFL head coach. If they hire Marrone, whoever the hell he is, the fans won't be too happy about it!!

  • Was laughing my ass off at the now disappeared Chip thread... with all it's past tense discussion of an event that has yet to occur...

    Then at the two tweet related "we got Chip" threads... (especially when the first idiot thread-starter jumped the 2nd for starting his thread).

    And now here we are...

    It's likely that the Browns FO sense Kelly is using them to get more from whatever team he signs with...

    And now the Browns are likely playing up their interest in Marrone to try to rein in Kelly...

    At least the FO is maneuvering and not just throwing money.

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    As for who is the better choice? Imma go with none of the above...

  • Was laughing my ass off at the now disappeared Chip thread... with all it's past tense discussion of an event that has yet to occur...

    Then at the two tweet related "we got Chip" threads... (especially when the first idiot thread-starter jumped the 2nd for starting his thread).

    And now here we are...

    It's likely that the Browns FO sense Kelly is using them to get more from whatever team he signs with...

    And now the Browns are likely playing up their interest in Marrone to try to rein in Kelly...

    At least the FO is maneuvering and not just throwing money.

    ---------------------

    As for who is the better choice? Imma go with none of the above...

    @tour2ma said:

    Was laughing my ass off at the now disappeared Chip thread... with all it's past tense discussion of an event that has yet to occur...

    Then at the two tweet related "we got Chip" threads... (especially when the first idiot thread-starter jumped the 2nd for starting his thread).

    And now here we are...

    It's likely that the Browns FO sense Kelly is using them to get more from whatever team he signs with...

    And now the Browns are likely playing up their interest in Marrone to try to rein in Kelly...

    At least the FO is maneuvering and not just throwing money.

    ---------------------

    As for who is the better choice? Imma go with none of the above...

    Yeah Chip, we just offered Marone $10 million a year, you had better get your ass back here. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Just remember a tweet- unless it's from Jeffery Lurie is worth bull-sheet.

  • Was laughing my ass off at the now disappeared Chip thread... with all it's past tense discussion of an event that has yet to occur...

    Then at the two tweet related "we got Chip" threads... (especially when the first idiot thread-starter jumped the 2nd for starting his thread).

    And now here we are...

    It's likely that the Browns FO sense Kelly is using them to get more from whatever team he signs with...

    And now the Browns are likely playing up their interest in Marrone to try to rein in Kelly...

    At least the FO is maneuvering and not just throwing money.

    ---------------------

    As for who is the better choice? Imma go with none of the above...

    @tour2ma said:

    Was laughing my ass off at the now disappeared Chip thread... with all it's past tense discussion of an event that has yet to occur...

    Then at the two tweet related "we got Chip" threads... (especially when the first idiot thread-starter jumped the 2nd for starting his thread).

    And now here we are...

    It's likely that the Browns FO sense Kelly is using them to get more from whatever team he signs with...

    And now the Browns are likely playing up their interest in Marrone to try to rein in Kelly...

    At least the FO is maneuvering and not just throwing money.

    ---------------------

    As for who is the better choice? Imma go with none of the above...

    I wasn't aware that we were supposed to wait until everything was blared across ESPN to talk about it.

    I have an idea. Let's sit around like a bunch of blowhard pussies and wait until shit has been dissected...then say "I told you so."

  • @tour2ma said:

    Was laughing my ass off at the now disappeared Chip thread... with all it's past tense discussion of an event that has yet to occur...

    Then at the two tweet related "we got Chip" threads... (especially when the first idiot thread-starter jumped the 2nd for starting his thread).

    And now here we are...

    It's likely that the Browns FO sense Kelly is using them to get more from whatever team he signs with...

    And now the Browns are likely playing up their interest in Marrone to try to rein in Kelly...

    At least the FO is maneuvering and not just throwing money.

    ---------------------

    As for who is the better choice? Imma go with none of the above...

    I wasn't aware that we were supposed to wait until everything was blared across ESPN to talk about it.

    I have an idea. Let's sit around like a bunch of blowhard pussies and wait until shit has been dissected...then say "I told you so."

    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    I wasn't aware that we were supposed to wait until everything was blared across ESPN to talk about it.

    I have an idea. Let's sit around like a bunch of blowhard pussies and wait until shit has been dissected...then say "I told you so."

    No- it's just you have to take tweets for what their worth. Plenty of fake accounts in Twitterverse, correct? Any blowhard in the world can put stuff up there. Incarcerated Boob had Kelly to the Browns days ago, remember?

  • @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    I wasn't aware that we were supposed to wait until everything was blared across ESPN to talk about it.

    I have an idea. Let's sit around like a bunch of blowhard pussies and wait until shit has been dissected...then say "I told you so."

    No- it's just you have to take tweets for what their worth. Plenty of fake accounts in Twitterverse, correct? Any blowhard in the world can put stuff up there. Incarcerated Boob had Kelly to the Browns days ago, remember?

    @hoorta said:

    No- it's just you have to take tweets for what their worth. Plenty of fake accounts in Twitterverse, correct? Any blowhard in the world can put stuff up there. Incarcerated Boob had Kelly to the Browns days ago, remember?

    If it's good enough to be reported on the NFL Network, it's good enough for me.