Top QB Prospects All Pretending To Be Awful Whenever Browns Scout Is Watching
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INDIANAPOLIS – Blake Bortles, Teddy Twatwater, and Johnny Manziel, considered to be the top rookie QB prospects heading into May’s NFL draft, have all apparently been pretending to be awful whenever the Cleveland Browns’ Jon Sandusky has been watching, according to combine sources.
“It’s weird,” said Sandusky, Director of Player Personnel for the Browns since 2010. “Johnny Manziel is supposed to be about six feet tall, right? Well when I put the tape to him, he measured less than 5’9. It sounds crazy, I know, but I think, he was bending his knees and slumping a little.”
Continued Sandusky: “And also, everyone I’ve spoken to says that Blake Bortles had a terrific combine. They told me his mechanics were strong, his form looked sharp, and his passes were crisp and on-target. But I walked up and told him that I was with the Browns, and that with a strong showing, he might just get himself selected by us with pick number four in May. Well, right after that he proceeded to go 0-10 in his next set of drills, and somehow managed to fumble three times despite the fact that he was only simulating the snaps. “
The QB hungry Browns are reportedly intent on drafting one of the three top prospects with their first round choice, but according to Sandusky, no player has yet emerged as a favorite.
“Teddy Twatwater didn’t want to throw at the combine, so instead I just sat and interviewed him for a few minutes,” said Sandusky. “And all he kept talking about was how great Johnny Manziel and Blake Bortles were, and how any team would be lucky to get them at pick number four. When I asked him what he himself could offer the Browns if we selected him with the fourth overall choice, he simply told me that he was a ‘terrible quarterback with lousy skills and limited upside,’ and that we’d be crazy to even consider him with our first round pick.”
“Well if he thinks he can talk us out of selecting him by telling us how awful he is, then he’s got another thing coming,” concluded Sandusky. We certainly didn’t let those facts dissuade us from drafting Tim Couch, Brady Quinn or Brandon Weeden, so we’re not about to start caring about that stuff now.”
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Can I be the first to call "bullshit" ?
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein -
wtf? is this a fake article posted by another 12 year old?
come on man! this shit is getting ridicky.
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Can I be the first to call "bullshit" ?
Can I be the first to call "bullshit" ?
Ain't no one going to pull anything over your eyes slick.
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wtf? is this a fake article posted by another 12 year old?
come on man! this shit is getting ridicky.
wtf? is this a fake article posted by another 12 year old?
come on man! this shit is getting ridicky.
You brilliant.
"You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970. -
Hahaha that's an article from INDIANAPOLIS. That should tell ya somethin'.
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That site has some pretty funny stuff.
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You brilliant.
gloves are off once again sir.
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Can I be the first to call "bullshit" ?
Can I be the first to call "bullshit" ?
That was quick and probably very accurate! Hey maybe these guys mistakenly thought this was a different coach Sandusky....
WSS
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Hahaha that's an article from INDIANAPOLIS. That should tell ya somethin'.
Other titles of articles from Pro Football Mock . com.
Designer Of New Buccaneers Helmet Logo Revealed To Have Very Small Penis
Small African Village Thrilled To Learn Of Broncos Super Bowl Victory
Miles Austin’s Hamstrings Sign Endorsement Deal With Kleenex Tissues
Colts T.Y. Hilton Vows Revenge On Fantasy Owner Who Benched Him
Green Bay Packers Completely Forget to Show Up for Draft
That site has some pretty funny stuff.
Hahaha that's an article from INDIANAPOLIS. That should tell ya somethin'.
Other titles of articles from Pro Football Mock . com.
Designer Of New Buccaneers Helmet Logo Revealed To Have Very Small Penis
Small African Village Thrilled To Learn Of Broncos Super Bowl Victory
Miles Austin’s Hamstrings Sign Endorsement Deal With Kleenex Tissues
Colts T.Y. Hilton Vows Revenge On Fantasy Owner Who Benched Him
Green Bay Packers Completely Forget to Show Up for Draft
That site has some pretty funny stuff.
Yeah- "Bridgewater has recurring nightmare about being drafted first by the Texans". Did have me going for about a second though.
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Why even post shit like this? I know it's the dawg days before FA and the draft, but shit like this does none of us any good. It's hard enough as it is without self inflicted wounds.
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Why even post shit like this? I know it's the dawg days before FA and the draft, but shit like this does none of us any good. It's hard enough as it is without self inflicted wounds.
Why even post shit like this? I know it's the dawg days before FA and the draft, but shit like this does none of us any good. It's hard enough as it is without self inflicted wounds.
I'm sure he posted it for a laugh. It's a blatantly fake article making fun of us. If we can't laugh at ourselves, then what's the point?
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You brilliant.
gloves are off once again sir.
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Why even post shit like this? I know it's the dawg days before FA and the draft, but shit like this does none of us any good. It's hard enough as it is without self inflicted wounds.
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i laughed at "i'm a terrible qb with lousy skills and limited upside". ROFL
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Why even post shit like this? I know it's the dawg days before FA and the draft, but shit like this does none of us any good. It's hard enough as it is without self inflicted wounds.
Why even post shit like this? I know it's the dawg days before FA and the draft, but shit like this does none of us any good. It's hard enough as it is without self inflicted wounds.
I'm sure he posted it for a laugh. It's a blatantly fake article making fun of us. If we can't laugh at ourselves, then what's the point?
Yep. You've got to be able to laugh at yourself at times.
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Can I be the first to call "bullshit" ?
Can I be the first to call "bullshit" ?
It's pro football mock....hit the link and look at some of the other articles.
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Can I be the first to call "bullshit" ?
It's pro football mock....hit the link and look at some of the other articles.
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