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  • BuffaloBills62 said:

    So far it has worked out for the bestto keep our field goal kicker fresh for late in the season and our kickoff kicker is still getting them 5 to 6 yards deep in the end zone.

    You're shitting us with the "keep-our-kicker-fresh" thing, right?

    George C said:

    Hilarious... What are the others?

    It's a journey of discovery, my friend... bon voyage...

    George C said:

    When was the last time you guys played... Brady, Gronk, Edelman, Amendola & co?

    Trust me, Pettine is no Bellicheat, Hoyer is no Brady, and Cameron is no Gronk. And I highly doubt your wide outs will even see much of the ball when Hoyer is getting crushed within 5 seconds. It's going to be a quick dump off passing game to Cameron for you guys, and some hope of a running game that will be tough to come by.

    Week 14 last year... we lost 27-26. Prior to that Week 9 2010.. Mangini beat BB 34-14.

    Can't swear who we faced other than Tom Terrific, and don't really care. Both teams are certainly very different now. Suffice it to say that through 3 regimes now and counting, we play them very tough and have a surprisingly good record against the Pats.

    If Hoyer holds the ball 5 seconds he deserves to be crushed. Our best pass protection scheme is his quick decision making and release. Most of his passes are away in 2.0 or less... if we go PA, maybe 3.0. Never pays to go longer than that cause by then even our TEs can out run his arm.

    If, as you or one of your tribe mentioned earlier, your DBs are not up to quick challenging our WRs, moving the ball via our short, WCO passing style will not be an issue. Where it gets tricky for us is the sheer number of good plays we have to run to go the length of the field. And if the weather is dicey, who knows???

    @tour2ma said:

    If, as you or one of your tribe mentioned earlier, your DBs are not up to quick challenging our WRs, moving the ball via our short, WCO passing style will not be an issue. Where it gets tricky for us is the sheer number of good plays we have to run to go the length of the field. And if the weather is dicey, who knows???

    Even with the short pass game, something our average receiving corp has achieved is the highest yards per catch in the league.....

    Not counting Josh Gordon, we have 3 of the top 5 receivers in the league, in terms of YPC.....3 OF THE TOP 5...A pretty amazing stat for such an average receiver corps and QB.....

    Cameron 19.0 ypc

    Gabriel 18.0 ypc

    Benjamin 18.0 ypc

    Note: Hawkins and Gordon aren't even on this list and they are our two best.....so, there's that

    So, we dink, we dunk and then we gain!

  • @johnnyfootfungus said:

    I am a "Preferred Customer" at Best Buy due to the number of tv's I've gone through. Pats games = Damaged technology.

    30-06? Shotgun? Combat boot?

    @script-ohio said:

    i'll stick around for the Johnny Drama. It will be time after this game.

    Not even close...

    @tour2ma said:

    30-06? Shotgun? Combat boot?

    ...

    No, it's more of a Rube Goldberg event: I punch the couch, which wakes up our hyperactive Lab, who knocks the beer of the coffee table, which spills on the cat, who runs under the TV table, tangles in the wires and causes the TV to shimmy to the floor. A 30-06 would be a lot quicker.
  • Zombo said:

    We get it ... you have to play them twice a year.

    We play Baltimore and Pittsburgh 4 times a year and they have won three Super Bowls since the last time the Patriots won one, and you dont hear us cheering them or fearing them ... or making excuses ... we enjoy the challenge.

    Z

    Go back one year and make it 4....

    And George, while we dont have NE in our division, we dont have the Jets either

    Lets just agree that we both have our own divisional crosses to bear....

    @manzier said:

    And George, while we dont have NE in our division, we dont have the Jets either

    Not to mention that the Fins have been fairly dismal for a while now... but they are awake now.

    Jets will wander in the wilderness a couple more years.

    Better get on the stick Buffalo...

    @winstonlegthigh said:

    Living in DC for the last few year I miss Ohio, both the Cleveland area and the Toledo area.

    Speaking on NW Ohio... decades ago ate at a great restaurant in Huron, Ohio... I think... right on an estuary of the Lake... Want to say it was called The Twinehouse. Ring any bells?

  • @diehardbrownsfan said:

    I have friends in Buffalo, but it is a shit hole.

    spent much time there? I've spent a 20 years in Ohio. I spent a great deal of time in Cleveland. Even dated a stripper named Ashley from Lorain/Cleveland a minute. I competed in many sports events there and spent time at different area venues. Cleveland and Buffalo area very much the same internally. Buffalo- Rochester is much different with many small villages along the way.

    George C said:

    One thing Buffalo isn't, is a shit hole.

    Yeah like every city there are sketchy sections, maybe where your friends live, but other than a little of that, it's an incredibly close and friendly city to visit or live in.

    I live directly between Buffalo and Erie, pa. We are always going that way to shop or for dinner.

    We love everything about the city.

    BTW, what ever happened to the Flats area?

    Manziel...

    Never spent much time in Buffalo, but kinda like Rochester area... except for an ebay scammer> Had to go there to file wit the local PD, but also visited some audio internet buds and rode the Jack Rabbit.

    Love Erie's Windamere Park.. the Ravine Flyer II is one of the true treasures I've ridden lately.

    BuffaloBills62 said:

    spent much time there? I've spent a 20 years in Ohio. I spent a great deal of time in Cleveland. Even dated a stripper named Ashley from Lorain/Cleveland a minute.

    Penicillin resistant strain?

  • @manzier said:

    And George, while we dont have NE in our division, we dont have the Jets either

    Not to mention that the Fins have been fairly dismal for a while now... but they are awake now.

    Jets will wander in the wilderness a couple more years.

    Better get on the stick Buffalo...

    @winstonlegthigh said:

    Living in DC for the last few year I miss Ohio, both the Cleveland area and the Toledo area.

    Speaking on NW Ohio... decades ago ate at a great restaurant in Huron, Ohio... I think... right on an estuary of the Lake... Want to say it was called The Twinehouse. Ring any bells?

    @tour2ma said:

    Not to mention that the Fins have been fairly dismal for a while now... but they are awake now.

    Jets will wander in the wilderness a couple more years.

    Better get on the stick Buffalo...

    Speaking on NW Ohio... decades ago ate at a great restaurant in Huron, Ohio... I think... right on an estuary of the Lake... Want to say it was called The Twinehouse. Ring any bells?

    yep. huron is the next city/town east of sandusky and ate at the twine house many times back in the day.

    don't know if it's still there. i should though as that is where my daughter and her family live. you could drive through huron on route 6 or 2 and it'd literally take you 3 mins.

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  • @tour2ma said:

    If, as you or one of your tribe mentioned earlier, your DBs are not up to quick challenging our WRs, moving the ball via our short, WCO passing style will not be an issue. Where it gets tricky for us is the sheer number of good plays we have to run to go the length of the field. And if the weather is dicey, who knows???

    Even with the short pass game, something our average receiving corp has achieved is the highest yards per catch in the league.....

    Not counting Josh Gordon, we have 3 of the top 5 receivers in the league, in terms of YPC.....3 OF THE TOP 5...A pretty amazing stat for such an average receiver corps and QB.....

    Cameron 19.0 ypc

    Gabriel 18.0 ypc

    Benjamin 18.0 ypc

    Note: Hawkins and Gordon aren't even on this list and they are our two best.....so, there's that

    So, we dink, we dunk and then we gain!

    @mudfly said:

    Even with the short pass game, something our average receiving corp has achieved is the highest yards per catch in the league.....

    Not counting Josh Gordon, we have 3 of the top 5 receivers in the league, in terms of YPC.....3 OF THE TOP 5...A pretty amazing stat for such an average receiver corps and QB.....

    Cameron 19.0 ypc

    Gabriel 18.0 ypc

    Benjamin 18.0 ypc

    Note: Hawkins and Gordon aren't even on this list and they are our two best.....so, there's that

    So, we dink, we dunk and then we gain!

    I'd like to see the YAC totals there. YPC is a bit of a misnomer in stat analysis because the YPC can be 21 but 19 of that is YAC. Look at Forte or Sproles in NO.

    @tour2ma said:

    Manziel...

    Never spent much time in Buffalo, but kinda like Rochester area... except for an ebay scammer> Had to go there to file wit the local PD, but also visited some audio internet buds and rode the Jack Rabbit.

    Love Erie's Windamere Park.. the Ravine Flyer II is one of the true treasures I've ridden lately.

    Penicillin resistant strain?

    ... wut

  • George C said:

    This Donte Wiffner thing sounds like it's getting out of hand on the bills boards.

    I hope those who come from Cleveland are prepared for some of the assholes we have in the stands.

    It might not be a friendly place to come..unfortunately.

    Dame people, let the players settle it..

    What Bills Board are you referring to?? TwoBillsDrive doesn't have any outright muscle heads claiming they will start trouble.
  • @tour2ma said:

    30-06? Shotgun? Combat boot?

    ...

    No, it's more of a Rube Goldberg event: I punch the couch, which wakes up our hyperactive Lab, who knocks the beer of the coffee table, which spills on the cat, who runs under the TV table, tangles in the wires and causes the TV to shimmy to the floor. A 30-06 would be a lot quicker.

    @johnnyfootfungus said:

    No, it's more of a Rube Goldberg event: I punch the couch, which wakes up our hyperactive Lab, who knocks the beer of the coffee table, which spills on the cat, who runs under the TV table, tangles in the wires and causes the TV to shimmy to the floor. A 30-06 would be a lot quicker.

    lol... well if a cat dies, then your long way has merit...

    BuffaloBills62 said:

    ... wut

    Exactly...

    George C said:

    This Donte Wiffner thing sounds like it's getting out of hand on the bills boards.

    I hope those who come from Cleveland are prepared for some of the assholes we have in the stands.

    It might not be a friendly place to come..unfortunately.

    Dame people, let the players settle it.

    First, you can type "damn" here... it's OK.

    Next... we're counting on you to keep your fellow fans in line. Tell them the most foul-mouthed, unwelcoming forum in the Universe has historically held Bills fans in high regard. Nothing but good reports from members who have visited "the Ralph".

    My one and only visit to Cleveland Browns Stadium was when the Bills came to town in 2012. I was there wrapping up some family business and sat with a very cordial Bills group in the "upper Dog Pound"... which is not really the Pound, but whatever...

    You won the game, but lost Spiller, IIRC... not that that is unusual...

    Forget the name of the 50-ish gent I sat next too, but great guy with above average game knowledge. I do remember he worked in (maybe ran) a close in, VIP parking area at your stadium.

  • And the weather is looking a little better... or at least warmer...

    2014 Week 13 - Browns At Bills Weather Report

    Kickoff: 11/30/2014 01:00 PM ET

    A chance of showers, mainly after 11am. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 52. Chance of precipitation is 30%. New precipitation amounts of less than a tenth of an inch possible.

  • And the weather is looking a little better... or at least warmer...

    2014 Week 13 - Browns At Bills Weather Report

    Kickoff: 11/30/2014 01:00 PM ET

    A chance of showers, mainly after 11am. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 52. Chance of precipitation is 30%. New precipitation amounts of less than a tenth of an inch possible.

    @tour2ma said:

    And the weather is looking a little better... or at least warmer...

    2014 Week 13 - Browns At Bills Weather Report

    Kickoff: 11/30/2014 01:00 PM ET

    A chance of showers, mainly after 11am. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 52. Chance of precipitation is 30%. New precipitation amounts of less than a tenth of an inch possible.

    I would recommend parking in the stadium lot. If you try and save $10 and go in a private lot, you'll get stuck in the mud (even if you have 4 wheel drive or AWD). It's gonna be messy in the private grass lots. The stadium lots have gravel and you can still tailgate. But everyone will have the same idea, so get there early (7-8am). Just my two cents.
  • Tailgating is an idea I love, that hasn't made it over here yet. It may be because of the nature of the sport - football is more of an entertainment spectacle, that takes that much time that you basically have to find food at some point during or directly before/after; it may be simply because there aren't huge parking lots outside soccer stadia, so you don't have the atmosphere. But damn, it always looks like everyone's having so much fun.

  • George C said:

    With that said, you guys have hired and fired more coaches and front office personal...and owners... and ran more QBs in and out than anyone in the NFL. Was all of that due to your overwhelming success at NFL football, or consistent failure?

    You guys are in no position to bring up recent wins as if you are a competition quality barometer, or a consistent playoff contender, and neither are we.

    My point is that both of our teams have a way to go before we are in the elite group, agreed?

    It's got nothing to do with a crush..... It's reality.

    Until we match Tom Brady, we lose to Tom Brady.

    Your division is as wide open as I have ever seen it, but to go to the big game, you'll have to match Tom Brady also.

    Trust me, you guys aren't close if you are marching out Hoyer, Manziel, or whoever you have at the QB position.

    More power to those who think the Browns are.

    One things is clear ... Brady is in your head.

    Teams from our division beat him all the time. Hell, even our raggedy Browns teams of recent years would be 2-0 against him if not for a lucky onsides kick last year.

    But I wasn't talking about the Browns team ... I was comparing the fan reactions.

    Browns Fans: "Fuck the Steelers, Fuck the Ravens, we're taking them down this year!"

    Bills fan: "Oh, woe is me. Tomy Brady is still in our division, what are we to do? He's so good. No one can beat him. Not even the AFC North teams that have plowed over him to win three Super Bowls while Tom watched at home in his Uggs. He sure is handsome in those boots!"

    Zombo

  • @diehardbrownsfan said:

    I have friends in Buffalo, but it is a shit hole.

    spent much time there? I've spent a 20 years in Ohio. I spent a great deal of time in Cleveland. Even dated a stripper named Ashley from Lorain/Cleveland a minute. I competed in many sports events there and spent time at different area venues. Cleveland and Buffalo area very much the same internally. Buffalo- Rochester is much different with many small villages along the way.

    BuffaloBills62 said:

    spent much time there? I've spent a 20 years in Ohio. I spent a great deal of time in Cleveland. Even dated a stripper named Ashley from Lorain/Cleveland a minute. I competed in many sports events there and spent time at different area venues. Cleveland and Buffalo area very much the same internally. Buffalo- Rochester is much different with many small villages along the way.

    Lap dances considered dating?

  • @diehardbrownsfan said:

    I have friends in Buffalo, but it is a shit hole.

    spent much time there? I've spent a 20 years in Ohio. I spent a great deal of time in Cleveland. Even dated a stripper named Ashley from Lorain/Cleveland a minute. I competed in many sports events there and spent time at different area venues. Cleveland and Buffalo area very much the same internally. Buffalo- Rochester is much different with many small villages along the way.

    BuffaloBills62 said:

    dated a stripper named Ashley from Lorain/Cleveland

    hey i remember her. she later turned to porn under the name of Sandy Crapper.

    BuffaloBills62 said:

    I competed in many sports events there and spent time at different area venues.

    yeah, water sports. i heard you took home the trophy in the golden showers category (receiving).

  • @johnnyfootfungus said:

    No, it's more of a Rube Goldberg event: I punch the couch, which wakes up our hyperactive Lab, who knocks the beer of the coffee table, which spills on the cat, who runs under the TV table, tangles in the wires and causes the TV to shimmy to the floor. A 30-06 would be a lot quicker.

    lol... well if a cat dies, then your long way has merit...

    BuffaloBills62 said:

    ... wut

    Exactly...

    George C said:

    This Donte Wiffner thing sounds like it's getting out of hand on the bills boards.

    I hope those who come from Cleveland are prepared for some of the assholes we have in the stands.

    It might not be a friendly place to come..unfortunately.

    Dame people, let the players settle it.

    First, you can type "damn" here... it's OK.

    Next... we're counting on you to keep your fellow fans in line. Tell them the most foul-mouthed, unwelcoming forum in the Universe has historically held Bills fans in high regard. Nothing but good reports from members who have visited "the Ralph".

    My one and only visit to Cleveland Browns Stadium was when the Bills came to town in 2012. I was there wrapping up some family business and sat with a very cordial Bills group in the "upper Dog Pound"... which is not really the Pound, but whatever...

    You won the game, but lost Spiller, IIRC... not that that is unusual...

    Forget the name of the 50-ish gent I sat next too, but great guy with above average game knowledge. I do remember he worked in (maybe ran) a close in, VIP parking area at your stadium.

    @tour2ma said:

    Exactly...

    your wit knows no end, wow. Your jokes are like Fraiser or something, well above my inferior intellect. I bow to you.

    @tour2ma said:

    And the weather is looking a little better... or at least warmer...

    2014 Week 13 - Browns At Bills Weather Report

    Kickoff: 11/30/2014 01:00 PM ET

    A chance of showers, mainly after 11am. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 52. Chance of precipitation is 30%. New precipitation amounts of less than a tenth of an inch possible.

    If you're going to the game and park in a public lot, watch your open consumption. They have cracked down on that. Walking around with an open beer will get you cited.

    @johnnyfootfungus said:

    I would recommend parking in the stadium lot. If you try and save $10 and go in a private lot, you'll get stuck in the mud (even if you have 4 wheel drive or AWD). It's gonna be messy in the private grass lots. The stadium lots have gravel and you can still tailgate. But everyone will have the same idea, so get there early (7-8am). Just my two cents.

    Hammers lot is perfectly fine to park in. Thats just a lie.

    Zombo said:

    One things is clear ... Brady is in your head.

    Teams from our division beat him all the time. Hell, even our raggedy Browns teams of recent years would be 2-0 against him if not for a lucky onsides kick last year.

    But I wasn't talking about the Browns team ... I was comparing the fan reactions.

    Browns Fans: "Fuck the Steelers, Fuck the Ravens, we're taking them down this year!"

    Bills fan: "Oh, woe is me. Tomy Brady is still in our division, what are we to do? He's so good. No one can beat him. Not even the AFC North teams that have plowed over him to win three Super Bowls while Tom watched at home in his Uggs. He sure is handsome in those boots!"

    Zombo

    Says the guy who's team is routinely beat by the Bengals, Steelers and can barely squeak out a win against the Ravens.

    Don't kid yourself. The Patriots are good and have gone to 3 straight AFC Championship games, before that the Jets did two straight, the Patriots have succeeded in the NFL just as much as any AFCN team in the last decade.

    Both the Browns and the Bills have sucked in that same time span. In fact, the Browns have had 1 playoff win since 1989. Ah, 1989... Christ son, better check your calendar because that wasn't last week. Your one win was against the Pats in 94. Imagine that? But, your 2002 loss to the Steelers doesn't mean squat. A 9-7 team in the playoffs, ooooh boy.

    You come across as some fan trying to pretend your team has been historically superior when in fact they haven't. I do recognize that the team had moved during that time for a little bit but you're still kidding yourself. Even if the Browns win this Saturday it is not going to change history. The fact is, for 25 years the Browns have been awful. The Bills have been awful for 15.

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    Lap dances considered dating?

    ...and she told me her real name was not Destiny but it was Ashley. We dated for 3:47 seconds, the duration of Poison's talk dirty to me.

    @miktoxic said:

    hey i remember her. she later turned to porn under the name of Sandy Crapper.

    yeah, water sports. i heard you took home the trophy in the golden showers category (receiving).

    I wouldn't be surprised. Last I heard, about 3 years later she went from dancing at one of the better Cleveland establishments to a crappy one and on coke.

  • This board gets quiet during the day. I am surprised Clevelanders have jobs that keep them busy during the day. Woah, moving up in the world!

  • Bills 62 is hilarious. Dishing some insults right back. Class act. That's what the better fan does anyway right? Return insults right back at us, attempt to insult the entirety of the board, and act like a moderator. Man are we counting the minutes til your gone.

    Vagitron Vs GayBills69 vs Douche Nozzle

  • This bill62 guy dated a stripper (and openly admitted it) ... He's the ultimate trash loser.. He has absolutely zero right to insult other people or talk about "moving up in the world"

  • Is your rookie CB starting and, if so, do he match up against Watkins or Woods??

  • I used to have some respect for Bills fans, but you guys are seriously sounding alot like the garbage steeler trolls.