Hemerrhoids
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So? What is the cure for Hemerrhoids?
Topical relief sometimes helps.
Taking a sitz bath will work.
Eating fiber and exercising can be remedial.
And there is rubberbanding where the blood circulation to them in order to have them wither away.
Finally.....there is surgery.....where you cut the motherfuckers out.
The Cleveland Browns are suffering from some hemerrhoidal situations on this team:
Dwayne Bowe
Jim O'Neil
maybe a few other players and coaches.
Your job: I am bestowing upon you all a medical diploma from the Hudson Medical school and you are to diagnose which are the hemmorhoids on this team.....and apply a remedy.
Perhaps this press conference is one remedy.....
A Jim O'Neilectomy?
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Hemerrhoids shouldn't ever be talked a bout until they become the size of a small grape. Fortunately for you the sores you mentioned are well beyond the topic for discussion.
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So? What is the cure for Hemerrhoids?
Topical relief sometimes helps.
Taking a sitz bath will work.
Eating fiber and exercising can be remedial.
And there is rubberbanding where the blood circulation to them in order to have them wither away.
Finally.....there is surgery.....where you cut the motherfuckers out.
The Cleveland Browns are suffering from some hemerrhoidal situations on this team:
Dwayne Bowe
Jim O'Neil
maybe a few other players and coaches.
Your job: I am bestowing upon you all a medical diploma from the Hudson Medical school and you are to diagnose which are the hemmorhoids on this team.....and apply a remedy.
Perhaps this press conference is one remedy.....
A Jim O'Neilectomy?
A Jim O'Neilectomy?
A Jim-Bob?
Two things that will define you: Your determination when you have nothing. Your attitude when you have everything. - Mike McCartney -
Neil and Bob? It's not who they are but what they do. A pretty good OC became available today. Supposed to be helpfull for serious ass pain issues too
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There are however some home remedies to remove the little love buttons.
1.) Try the ol "lick the pinky and tuck 'er back in" technique. Now mind you after the morning coffee makes the juices flow for a nice stool, you'll have to repeat.
2.) Try a pair of large toenail clippers. Rather painful it's still less painless than a large co pay.
3.) learn to love the little booger. It's a part of you that would seem better discarded but if you can learn to live with it, it can be considered part of your family right next to that hairy mole that no one sees either.
4.) Get the wife or girlfriend to play with it until it falls off. Yes at first it will smart like the Dickens but in time it just might be the glue that holds your sexual frustration at bay.
There are some tips....as for the Browns there just might be some more that grow back bigger after these are gone.
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There are however some home remedies to remove the little love buttons.
1.) Try the ol "lick the pinky and tuck 'er back in" technique. Now mind you after the morning coffee makes the juices flow for a nice stool, you'll have to repeat.
2.) Try a pair of large toenail clippers. Rather painful it's still less painless than a large co pay.
3.) learn to love the little booger. It's a part of you that would seem better discarded but if you can learn to live with it, it can be considered part of your family right next to that hairy mole that no one sees either.
4.) Get the wife or girlfriend to play with it until it falls off. Yes at first it will smart like the Dickens but in time it just might be the glue that holds your sexual frustration at bay.
There are some tips....as for the Browns there just might be some more that grow back bigger after these are gone.
One Post From the Truth said:
There are however some home remedies to remove the little love buttons.
1.) Try the ol "lick the pinky and tuck 'er back in" technique. Now mind you after the morning coffee makes the juices flow for a nice stool, you'll have to repeat.
2.) Try a pair of large toenail clippers. Rather painful it's still less painless than a large co pay.
3.) learn to love the little booger. It's a part of you that would seem better discarded but if you can learn to live with it, it can be considered part of your family right next to that hairy mole that no one sees either.
4.) Get the wife or girlfriend to play with it until it falls off. Yes at first it will smart like the Dickens but in time it just might be the glue that holds your sexual frustration at bay.
There are some tips....as for the Browns there just might be some more that grow back bigger after these are gone.
Yea, I was really more interested in this subject as a football metaphor.......I would appreciate it if you would apply your suggestions to a Browns problem.
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A Jim O'Neilectomy?
A Jim-Bob?
A Jim-Bob?
I prefer a head Bob...Thanks!
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One Post From the Truth said:
There are however some home remedies to remove the little love buttons.
1.) Try the ol "lick the pinky and tuck 'er back in" technique. Now mind you after the morning coffee makes the juices flow for a nice stool, you'll have to repeat.
2.) Try a pair of large toenail clippers. Rather painful it's still less painless than a large co pay.
3.) learn to love the little booger. It's a part of you that would seem better discarded but if you can learn to live with it, it can be considered part of your family right next to that hairy mole that no one sees either.
4.) Get the wife or girlfriend to play with it until it falls off. Yes at first it will smart like the Dickens but in time it just might be the glue that holds your sexual frustration at bay.
There are some tips....as for the Browns there just might be some more that grow back bigger after these are gone.
Yea, I was really more interested in this subject as a football metaphor.......I would appreciate it if you would apply your suggestions to a Browns problem.
Yea, I was really more interested in this subject as a football metaphor.......I would appreciate it if you would apply your suggestions to a Browns problem.
I'm aware of your intentions, my morning coffee got me going.
Yes I agree 100 percent.
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Yea, I was really more interested in this subject as a football metaphor.......I would appreciate it if you would apply your suggestions to a Browns problem.
I'm aware of your intentions, my morning coffee got me going.
Yes I agree 100 percent.
One Post From the Truth said:
I'm aware of your intentions, my morning coffee got me going.
Yes I agree 100 percent.
Hopefully you won't sit on your ass all day and aggravate those hemmhoroids!
How do you spell that fucking word? I have tried it 10 different ways and each time my spell check says I am wrong.
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One Post From the Truth said:
I'm aware of your intentions, my morning coffee got me going.
Yes I agree 100 percent.
Hopefully you won't sit on your ass all day and aggravate those hemmhoroids!
How do you spell that fucking word? I have tried it 10 different ways and each time my spell check says I am wrong.
Hopefully you won't sit on your ass all day and aggravate those hemmhoroids!
How do you spell that fucking word? I have tried it 10 different ways and each time my spell check says I am wrong.
ASSTEROID proper spelling
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One Post From the Truth said:
I'm aware of your intentions, my morning coffee got me going.
Yes I agree 100 percent.
Hopefully you won't sit on your ass all day and aggravate those hemmhoroids!
How do you spell that fucking word? I have tried it 10 different ways and each time my spell check says I am wrong.
Hopefully you won't sit on your ass all day and aggravate those hemmhoroids!
How do you spell that fucking word? I have tried it 10 different ways and each time my spell check says I am wrong.
I don't really know I copied yours.
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