Camp Garrett

kamac19

@ghoolie said:

OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING EVER IN BROWNS HISTORY.

So Ghoulie, what would be your move if if you were the GM after that video coming out and player basically not wanting to come to Cleveland ?, would you still Draft him in the knowledge your likely only gonna have him for 4 years until his rookie contract runs out and he goes elsewhere.

Lets hear the all knowledgeable Ghoulie's thoughts on who the Browns should draft at #1 and #12.

TexasAg1969

Besides what many missed in the article was this little tidbit, "Besides, Garrett told Houston's Fox 26 on Thursday that he'd be fine playing for the Browns."

He needs Kellyanne Conway to speak for him.

darren15

He needs Kellyanne Conway to speak for him.

Then he will be convincing everyone he went to college at Bowling Green

LogicIsForSquares

So far, he doesn't want to play in cold weather and has made a video pleading to have Dallas trade for him. A week before the draft, Garrett will just make a video of himself crying with no explanation.

Allen looks better by the day.

Tour2ma

POP QUIZ: Where was Myles born? Since it's a three-city metroplex in North-Central Texas, you can have three guesses.

If any of us had ever been fortunate enough to be considered for the NFL, where would we want to play? Cleveland...

Where would we play? Anywhere that signed us, let alone drafted us, let alone drafted us #1 overall...

Osiris

@darren15 said:

He needs Kellyanne Conway to speak for him.

Then he will be convincing everyone he went to college at Bowling Green

Maybe the Browns need to employ Conway's services. "With the first pick of the 2017 NFL Draft, the Cleveland Cowboys select Myles Garrett, defensive end, Texas A&M."

Conway to Garrett: " Cleveland enjoys tropical weather all year long."

gftChris

@osiris said:

Maybe the Browns need to employ Conway's services. "With the first pick of the 2017 NFL Draft, the Cleveland Cowboys select Myles Garrett, defensive end, Texas A&M."

Conway to Garrett: " Cleveland enjoys tropical weather all year long."

I had a whole thing. I was halfway through. But this is the football section! So I'll pass.

gftChris

Except to say, there is a Dallas in Ohio...

wargograw

I'd like to let it be known Garrett needs to shut his mouth. I'm kinda with Zombo (before he took it all back). It's homo. It's a bad look. Shut up already.

That said, if we wanna take him, we better take him.

wargograw

@hoorta said:

Apparently Garrett is clueless about how much moving from #28 to #1 costs. It's never going to happen in the real world. I would bet the ranch the Browns aren't trading out of the top 10.

The Cowboys entire draft is worth 1,181.2 points, I believe. Our #1 pick is worth 3,000.

gftChris

@wargograw said:

The Cowboys entire draft is worth 1,181.2 points, I believe. Our #1 pick is worth 3,000.

I'd take their entire draft, plus their OL and Elliott. I'd throw in Crowell.

BaconHound

@tour2ma said:

POP QUIZ: Where was Myles born? Since it's a three-city metroplex in North-Central Texas, you can have three guesses.

If any of us had ever been fortunate enough to be considered for the NFL, where would we want to play? Cleveland...

Where would we play? Anywhere that signed us, let alone drafted us, let alone drafted us #1 overall...

Seattle would be my choice and as much as I love the Browns they'd be dead last.

The Gipper

Zombo said:

1. He should probably shut up.

2. These Texas homos always seem to want to stay in Texas. Maybe he'll want to go back after the first contract. Or be miserable while he's in Cleveland.

Zombo

He is coming off somewhat as a big puss. I mean, if he is so gutless in his attitude about where he plays, it makes me think he may be gutless in how he plays. We don't need another "Quiet Storm"

The Gipper

@texasag1969 said:

What about that Ohio homo that wants to play QB for Cleveland? Garrett's home town is Arlington, home of Cowboys stadium. It's understandable.

He hasn't made those statements while disparaging another city. If he said: "God please Browns draft me so that I don't have to play in front of all the wine sippers in SF"....then that would be comparable to what Garrett is basically saying.

The Gipper

@clevfan4life said:
I am irritated with him though that he thinks glass jaw romo and a couple meaningless picks are gonna be enough for the right to either draft him or allen.

I might trade away the rights in return for Zeke Elliot and Dak Prescott.

TexasAg1969

@the-gipper said:
He hasn't made those statements while disparaging another city. If he said: "God please Browns draft me so that I don't have to play in front of all the wine sippers in SF"....then that would be comparable to what Garrett is basically saying.

SF does not have the #1 overall spot. Cleveland does. He asked Dallas to trade into the #1 spot and take him. He did not say Cleveland sucks unless you have some alternative facts Kellyanne.

The Gipper

@texasag1969 said:

SF does not have the #1 overall spot. Cleveland does. He asked Dallas to trade into the #1 spot and take him. He did not say Cleveland sucks unless you have some alternative facts Kellyanne.

He has changed his tune a time or two. He said he didn't want to come to Cleveland because of the cold. I suspect that was a puss out statement. Then he retracted it and said he was fine with coming to Cleveland. Then he does this begging routine.

If anyone is KellyAnn it is he...for changing his story as often as he changes his underwear.

I question his toughness.

For some reason, I see him and I see Barkevious Jr.

hoorta

@7moses7 said:
John Elway,Eli Manning,Jim Kelly

Ghoolie never lets facts get in the way of a good rant. Even us football doofuses remember the first two.

@kamac19 said:

So Ghoulie, what would be your move if if you were the GM after that video coming out and player basically not wanting to come to Cleveland ?, would you still Draft him in the knowledge your likely only gonna have him for 4 years until his rookie contract runs out and he goes elsewhere.

Lets hear the all knowledgeable Ghoulie's thoughts on who the Browns should draft at #1 and #12.

Keith- he's already let it be known he's on the Trubisky train with me and Gip. though he's off on saying he started Camp T.

@gftchris said:
Except to say, there is a Dallas in Ohio...

LOL, there's a Houston too. Maybe he'd change his mind if we told him the Browns actually play in Cleveland Tennessee where it's warmer.

@wargograw said:

The Cowboys entire draft is worth 1,181.2 points, I believe. Our #1 pick is worth 3,000.

I'll expound- that 2,000+ number came from Walter Football- and it's the sum of the Cowboy's next two drafts, if they were also picking @ #28 in 2018. But what would we do with 30+ picks in the next couple years?

@the-gipper said:
I might trade away the rights in return for Zeke Elliot and Dak Prescott.

Now you're talking.

Flugel

@texasag1969 said:

SF does not have the #1 overall spot. Cleveland does. He asked Dallas to trade into the #1 spot and take him. He did not say Cleveland sucks unless you have some alternative facts Kellyanne.

Exactly!

Inventory reminds us this team went 1-15 last year so he wasn't any more excited than Joey Bosa was when asked for his honesty about the possibility of coming to Cleveland. As great as Bosa did, SD was the only team we beat. Not only that, I think the NFL channel just reported SD still finished ranked 29th on defense or in allowed points. Something significant enough to keep them losing.

Garrett is a 22 year old kid that will have Gregg Williams charging up his motor like a young Mike Tyson that used to charge across the ring to knock out opponents when he had the right coach/trainer in his corner. You know Williams is going to get him foaming at the mouth for sic em, sock em and sack em. He'll dangle that carrot throughout the entire first contract that Garrett's stage in Cleveland sets up the dream salary ahead. In the process, the Dawg Pound will get the CPR needed to bring back the home field advantage and this kid will adore it the way our defensive personnel used to back in the day. Most players fall in love with Coaches that tap their best football so this shouldn't be any different.

hoorta

@flugel said:

Exactly!

Inventory reminds us this team went 1-15 last year so he wasn't any more excited than Joey Bosa was when asked for his honesty about the possibility of coming to Cleveland. As great as Bosa did, SD was the only team we beat. Not only that, I think the NFL channel just reported SD still finished ranked 29th on defense or in allowed points. Something significant enough to keep them losing.

Garrett is a 22 year old kid that will have Gregg Williams charging up his motor like a young Mike Tyson that used to charge across the ring to knock out opponents when he had the right coach/trainer in his corner. You know Williams is going to get him foaming at the mouth for sic em, sock em and sack em. He'll dangle that carrot throughout the entire first contract that Garrett's stage in Cleveland sets up the dream salary ahead. In the process, the Dawg Pound will get the CPR needed to bring back the home field advantage and this kid will adore it the way our defensive personnel used back in the day. Most players fall in love with Coaches that tap their best football so this shouldn't be any different.

I suppose I shouldn't worry about that Tom- you can keep a first round pick for 5 seasons. If Denver can afford Von Miller's $100 million+ contract- I suppose we can do the same for Garrett. that's a long way down the road.