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Press conference statements we hope to never hear again

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  • Canton MikeC Canton Mike wrote on last edited by Canton Mike
    #1

    This one gets my vote from the Head Coaches post game press conferences:

    "...try to win a game.".......AAAAARGH....A game????

    I believe the first part of the statement was that they will work or practice hard.....unh hunh.

    Mike

  • N naptimeyeller wrote on last edited by
    #2

    How about: "We still think Derrick Anderson gives us the best chance to win on Sunday." 😳

  • How about: "We still think Derrick Anderson gives us the best chance to win on Sunday." 😳

    Riffer XR Riffer X wrote on last edited by
    #3

    @naptimeyeller said:

    How about: "We still think Derrick Anderson gives us the best chance to win on Sunday." 😳

    Good one

  • How about: "We still think Derrick Anderson gives us the best chance to win on Sunday." 😳

    T Tobalaz wrote on last edited by
    #4

    @naptimeyeller said:

    How about: "We still think Derrick Anderson gives us the best chance to win on Sunday." 😳

    *using my best Lums voice*

    bla bla bla Quinn fag

    bla bla bla Pro Bowl

    bla bla bla most touchdowns in a season

    bla bla bla big arm

    bla bla bla sweet manlovin!

    Did I miss anything?

  • @naptimeyeller said:

    How about: "We still think Derrick Anderson gives us the best chance to win on Sunday." 😳

    *using my best Lums voice*

    bla bla bla Quinn fag

    bla bla bla Pro Bowl

    bla bla bla most touchdowns in a season

    bla bla bla big arm

    bla bla bla sweet manlovin!

    Did I miss anything?

    N ndneighbor wrote on last edited by
    #5

    @tobalaz said:

    *using my best Lums voice*

    bla bla bla Quinn fag

    bla bla bla Pro Bowl

    bla bla bla most touchdowns in a season

    bla bla bla big arm

    bla bla bla sweet manlovin!

    Did I miss anything?

    You forgot:

    "BQ nation bla bla bla Fathead."

  • @tobalaz said:

    *using my best Lums voice*

    bla bla bla Quinn fag

    bla bla bla Pro Bowl

    bla bla bla most touchdowns in a season

    bla bla bla big arm

    bla bla bla sweet manlovin!

    Did I miss anything?

    You forgot:

    "BQ nation bla bla bla Fathead."

    T Tobalaz wrote on last edited by
    #6

    @ndneighbor said:

    You forgot:

    "BQ nation bla bla bla Fathead."

    DAMN!

    I knew I missed something!

  • @naptimeyeller said:

    How about: "We still think Derrick Anderson gives us the best chance to win on Sunday." 😳

    *using my best Lums voice*

    bla bla bla Quinn fag

    bla bla bla Pro Bowl

    bla bla bla most touchdowns in a season

    bla bla bla big arm

    bla bla bla sweet manlovin!

    Did I miss anything?

    T Timugen wrote on last edited by
    #7

    @tobalaz said:

    *using my best Lums voice*

    bla bla bla Quinn fag

    bla bla bla Pro Bowl

    bla bla bla most touchdowns in a season

    bla bla bla big arm

    bla bla bla sweet manlovin!

    Did I miss anything?

    Subway and pink jerseys.

  • @tobalaz said:

    *using my best Lums voice*

    bla bla bla Quinn fag

    bla bla bla Pro Bowl

    bla bla bla most touchdowns in a season

    bla bla bla big arm

    bla bla bla sweet manlovin!

    Did I miss anything?

    Subway and pink jerseys.

    Riffer XR Riffer X wrote on last edited by
    #8

    @timugen said:

    Subway and pink jerseys.

    Dink and dunk

    Oregon State beat Notre Dame

    DA "won" the starting job in camp last year.

    Bray's Ladies

    Masterbater

  • M mole644 wrote on last edited by
    #9

    "gut feeling" and "coin flip" are two topics I hope we never hear speak of again.

  • @timugen said:

    Subway and pink jerseys.

    Dink and dunk

    Oregon State beat Notre Dame

    DA "won" the starting job in camp last year.

    Bray's Ladies

    Masterbater

    ? mz. wrote on last edited by
    #10

    @riffer-x said:

    Dink and dunk

    Oregon State beat Notre Dame

    DA "won" the starting job in camp last year.

    Bray's Ladies

    Masterbater

    "Now I'm done."

  • Riffer XR Riffer X wrote on last edited by
    #11

    TheJokersWILD said:

    Here's to another thread turning into yet another DA vs BQ debate involving lots Lumberg with lots of namecalling and homosexual references πŸ˜’ Gotta love the off-season πŸ˜†

    Feel free to check out the rest of the board, there is all kinds of in depth football talk that you are more than welcome to join in on. Look forward to hearing your input.

  • "gut feeling" and "coin flip" are two topics I hope we never hear speak of again.

    R ReginaBrownsFan wrote on last edited by
    #12

    @mole644 said:

    "gut feeling" and "coin flip" are two topics I hope we never hear speak of again.

    I don't mind a gut feeling occasionally (depending on whose gut it is). The coin flip idea is just plain dumb though.

  • T Timugen wrote on last edited by
    #13

    mikeyP72 said:

    Crennelelphant ........... the 50 slicer he couldnt finish last night....

    πŸ˜• Does not compute.

  • P pl4tinum wrote on last edited by
    #14

    See attachments -- 2 of the better romeo sound clips, the guy is a complete Retard.

    romeo_package.mp3

  • ? c-dawg wrote on last edited by
    #15

    "We went for the field goal because we were down by two touchdowns and you guys would have teased me if we hadn't at least scored some points". NOT a direct Romeo quote but close enough for spiritual work.

  • How about: "We still think Derrick Anderson gives us the best chance to win on Sunday." 😳

    Kosar_For_PresidentK Kosar_For_President wrote on last edited by
    #16

    @naptimeyeller said:

    How about: "We still think Derrick Anderson gives us the best chance to win on Sunday." 😳

    "We still think Charlie Frye gives us the best chance to win on Sunday."

  • GipsG Gips wrote on last edited by Gips
    #17

    How about:

    We screwed it up and thats the way i see it...

    We screwed it up we didnt play well on either side of the ball today...

    We screwed it up we had to many mistakes...

    The most annoying ones and lies are already listed:

    "We still think Charlie Frye gives us the best chance to win on Sunday."

    "We still think Derrick gives us the best chance to win on Sunday."

  • hammertimeH hammertime wrote on last edited by
    #18

    "Were going to go back and look at the film and were gonna try and get better for next week"

  • Dan in FloridaD Dan in Florida wrote on last edited by
    #19

    "I don't know about you, but I'm thinkin' Arbys!"

    97rw54.jpg

  • How about:

    We screwed it up and thats the way i see it...

    We screwed it up we didnt play well on either side of the ball today...

    We screwed it up we had to many mistakes...

    The most annoying ones and lies are already listed:

    "We still think Charlie Frye gives us the best chance to win on Sunday."

    "We still think Derrick gives us the best chance to win on Sunday."

    B Brownshirt wrote on last edited by
    #20

    @gips said:

    How about:

    We screwed it up and thats the way i see it...

    We screwed it up we didnt play well on either side of the ball today...

    We screwed it up we had to many mistakes...

    The most annoying ones and lies are already listed:

    "We still think Charlie Frye gives us the best chance to win on Sunday."

    "We still think Derrick gives us the best chance to win on Sunday."

    "We just traded next years !st & 2nd round draft choices to sign FA blah,blah................"