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  • D BoneD D Bone

    @logicisforsquares said:

    I never thought of mountain biking as "manly".

    I think of it as ballzy!

    @wargograw said:

    Women doing men things just don't do it for me.

    Insecurity is a bitch

    hoortaH hoorta wrote on
    #99

    @d-bone said:

    I think of it as ballzy!

    Insecurity is a bitch

    Ballsy? Suicidal. Hiking that trail is one thing- but on a bike? Nutso.

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  • miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on
    #100

    fuck that pedaling shit. i need a motor.

  • The GipperT The Gipper wrote on
    #101

    @ghoolie said:

    The part that has MISSISSIPPI RIVER CORRIDOR tatooed in big letters.

    That's kind of funny.

    FlugelF 1 Reply
  • D BoneD D Bone

    Well, we could talk about mountain biking.... and before some of you say "who cares about MTBing" I'll just leave you with Emily Batty, one of the best women riders on the planet: (your welcome)

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    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on
    #102

    @d-bone said:

    Well, we could talk about mountain biking.... and before some of you say "who cares about MTBing" I'll just leave you with Emily Batty, one of the best women riders on the planet: (your welcome)

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    emily-batty-4_zpshj7use5v.jpg

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    What good is this if you don't show her naked....or nearly naked.

  • nickersN nickers wrote on
    #103

    @ghoolie said:

    Traditionally, the board does slow down in the off season, but you are also right because the majority of the slowdown is because the team has very little potential to win football games. I applaud those who stay here through thick and thin. Guys like Tom Flugel, hoorta and Zombo really epitomize what a die hard is. I jam them a lot, but hell, if I didn't think Zomblow was a top notch guy I surely wouldn't have penned a song for him.

    However, I also lament the guys like Errock, Chicoppea John, Rich4, and many others who just fell off the train. When long-time Browns guys like Nickers express that their fanship is close to used up, it is troubling that many respond "don't let the door hit you in the ass".

    The reality is that the long-time die-hards are growing old and dying. 2017 is a different football world than it was say from 1960 - 90. The die-hard is giving way to fans who want bang for their buck. Americans want it now.........unfortunately, the Browns FO does not believe they can deliver wins now.

    Whether or not it is fair to blast this regime for the continued nausea over rebuilding, man fans don't care that this is a new leadership group. Winning seems to fill the stands no matter what. However, a 3 - 13 season or worse, this time around, may not leave enough interested fans to make 2019 a rewarding financial year for the owner.

    This money ball shit is a much bigger risk than Lerner knows. If the Browns lay another turd, and they will, the Browns organization will become a blood letting. After that, I don't see that Lerner will hang around. I worry that this franchise is literally being set up to be moved when it can.

    I know this much. When your reasons for optimism are based 90% on everyone you drafted being a diamond in the rough, you are setting yourself up for great disappointment.

    Um bro.. Lerner sold the team to Haslam dude.. LOL...

    Nickers...."There are no old running QB's in the NFL "~Sam Rutigliano~
  • FlugelF Flugel

    @ghoolie said:

    Again, FluteGirl argued with me incessantly that Winslow's microfracture was going to return him to like new.

    And yet we're still in search of our very first cut and paste of what I actually said from you. Should I be flattered at how hard you're trying and the lengths you've resorted to? The reality here between you and me is one of us has a pretty good background in football while the other has only worn a jock strap as the eye patch of his pirate costume on Halloween.

    So where are we Girlie? Oh yeah, Winslow's post op prognosis. While I'll admit I thought Winslow would be a great pick for us - I never thought multiple surgeries and staph infections would make him like new. That's just more of you desperately posting what you wished I said. He only made 1 Pro Bowl after all the surgeries and staph infections so he was only a solid receiving TE while Steve Heiden had to step up and be our dual purpose TE.

    I'm not the guy in this discussion that needs an online persona nor am I the guy with all the guarantees. Having said that, somebody told this entire message board about a fight we were going to have in Nashville the week the Browns were in town. Take a guess at which one of us showed up for this challenge and which one did not. Thunder makes all the noise like you did but lightning does all the damage at warped speed like I did. Hoorta and Gipper remember your no show.

    I feel so bad for you Girlie that I actually gave your desperate effort the only green thatta boy I see on your behalf before your male cheerleaders from Pittsburgh show up to add to it.

    Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on
    #104

    @flugel said:

    The reality here between you and me is one of us has a pretty good background in football while the other has only worn a jock strap as the eye patch of his pirate costume on Halloween.

    @d-bone said:

    Quite possibly one of the funniest things ever......

    Seconded....

    @d-bone said:

    http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2017/06/myles_garrett_foot.html

    "He's done a great job,'' said Williams. "It's still way early, but you guys are going to see a pretty good football player when he gets a chance to get out there and go. I've got a big smile on my face, I'm just waiting to let him show everybody before I talk about him.''
    "He's everything we (expected,)'' Simmons said. "Coach Jackson will handle all of the injury stuff. Myles is everything we expected."

    The bits I'll focus upon...

    @d-bone said:

    All joking aside, I am concerned that this injury will be a pretty large setback. I'm concerned he will come into camp in 'less than ideal football shape' after resting his foot the many weeks leading up to camp. Then he'll miss reps - and maybe even a preseason game or two, while needing to be eased into a full workload, and so on ......

    None of that is good for a 1-15 team that desperately needs their #1 overall pick to contend for rookie of the year.

    It's not like working Myles back in gradually is going to cost us a playoff berth.

    "When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196
  • D BoneD D Bone

    @logicisforsquares said:

    I never thought of mountain biking as "manly".

    I think of it as ballzy!

    @wargograw said:

    Women doing men things just don't do it for me.

    Insecurity is a bitch

    W wargograw wrote on
    #105

    @d-bone said:

    I think of it as ballzy!

    Insecurity is a bitch

    So's liking guys with tits.

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  • miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on
    #106

    @ghoolie said:

    Freudian slip. However....is there really any difference between Lerner and Haslam?

    noses are the same and they hate a nickel cuz it ain't a dime.

    legal team of shyster, shyster and shyster.

  • nickersN nickers wrote on
    #107

    @ghoolie said:

    Freudian slip. However....is there really any difference between Lerner and Haslam?

    The only difference was Lerner was actually born here and maybe cared just a little bit.. Sadly he Haslam are terrible custodians of the team..

    Nickers...."There are no old running QB's in the NFL "~Sam Rutigliano~
  • DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan

    @choco said:

    Outta shape...oh good good you are gold!

    You look like pear dude...how long's it been since you've seen your dick?

    Probably last time it was in your mouth you fucking faggot.

    chocoC choco wrote on
    #108

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    Probably last time it was in your mouth you fucking faggot.

    Do I know you? And why would I even care...lol

    Oh my bad...I heard trollie had a girl...

    DieHardBrownsFanD 1 Reply
  • nickersN nickers wrote on
    #109

    @ghoolie said:

    Lerner was the MBNA guy........he was a Founding Father of ridiculous interest rates on credit cards, ridiculous penalties, and vicious attacks on the credit ratings of his customers. Fuck Al Lerner, Fuck Haslam too.

    I was lamenting on Randy the Son of Alfred... 🙄

    Nickers...."There are no old running QB's in the NFL "~Sam Rutigliano~
    FlugelF The GipperT 2 Replies
  • nickersN nickers

    @ghoolie said:

    Lerner was the MBNA guy........he was a Founding Father of ridiculous interest rates on credit cards, ridiculous penalties, and vicious attacks on the credit ratings of his customers. Fuck Al Lerner, Fuck Haslam too.

    I was lamenting on Randy the Son of Alfred... 🙄

    FlugelF Flugel wrote on
    #110

    @nickers said:

    I was lamenting on Randy the Son of Alfred... 🙄

    Sometimes Norm Peterson forgot how his buddy Cliff Clavin processed conversation especially when happy hour was extended a couple of hours. Nickers, let's just hope somebody got him back to his mommy okay. They must have because he had some crack pipe rant at 3:30 am about how upset he is that I like Gregg Williams as our DC.

    I welcome the only Defensive Coordinator to earn a Superbowl Ring in New Orleans while understanding Revenge of the Nerds is a sequel. "Come get some!"
    GhoolieG 1 Reply
  • nickersN nickers

    @ghoolie said:

    Lerner was the MBNA guy........he was a Founding Father of ridiculous interest rates on credit cards, ridiculous penalties, and vicious attacks on the credit ratings of his customers. Fuck Al Lerner, Fuck Haslam too.

    I was lamenting on Randy the Son of Alfred... 🙄

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on
    #111

    @nickers said:

    I was lamenting on Randy the Son of Alfred... 🙄

    Edward was the son of Alfred that succeeded him to the throne.

    Errr, or, you mean you weren't talking about pre conquest Kings of Britain?

    Good thing Lerner didn't have a grandson named Aethelstan.

  • FlugelF Flugel

    @nickers said:

    I was lamenting on Randy the Son of Alfred... 🙄

    Sometimes Norm Peterson forgot how his buddy Cliff Clavin processed conversation especially when happy hour was extended a couple of hours. Nickers, let's just hope somebody got him back to his mommy okay. They must have because he had some crack pipe rant at 3:30 am about how upset he is that I like Gregg Williams as our DC.

    GhoolieG Ghoolie wrote on
    #112

    @flugel said:

    Sometimes Norm Peterson forgot how his buddy Cliff Clavin processed conversation especially when happy hour was extended a couple of hours. Nickers, let's just hope somebody got him back to his mommy okay. They must have because he had some crack pipe rant at 3:30 am about how upset he is that I like Gregg Williams as our DC.

    ........<<Flugel....you are a dumb whore. You suck the dick of whoever the Brpwns hire. Since 1999 you have come in here with your IN SAVAGE WE TRUST bullshit. No matter who the fuck it is you come here with some mental masturbation analysis of why THIS TIME.....we finally got it right.

    For Christ's sake dude, get off your lnees and have some self respect already. You have sucked so many failed Browns players and coaches that you can open your own Browns Glory Hole Palace.

    The Cleveland Browns have the hardest hit players in the NFL
    FlugelF 1 Reply
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  • chocoC choco

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    Probably last time it was in your mouth you fucking faggot.

    Do I know you? And why would I even care...lol

    Oh my bad...I heard trollie had a girl...

    DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan wrote on
    #113

    @choco said:

    Do I know you? And why would I even care...lol

    Oh my bad...I heard trollie had a girl...

    Dick sucker

    "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.
  • DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan

    @choco said:

    Do I know you? And why would I even care...lol

    Oh my bad...I heard trollie had a girl...

    Dick sucker

    GhoolieG Ghoolie wrote on
    #114

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    Dick sucker

    I agree Choco is a dick sucker. Choco chokes on cock.

    The Cleveland Browns have the hardest hit players in the NFL
    chocoC 1 Reply
  • The GipperT The Gipper

    @ghoolie said:

    The part that has MISSISSIPPI RIVER CORRIDOR tatooed in big letters.

    That's kind of funny.

    FlugelF Flugel wrote on
    #115

    @the-gipper said:

    That's kind of funny.

    Before Paxton Lynch showed up in his life, Ghoolie said Mississippi was the 4th grade math teacher responsible for changing his wood factor from balsa to sequoia. They didn't have spell checkers back then so I'll cut him some slack everywhere I can...

    I welcome the only Defensive Coordinator to earn a Superbowl Ring in New Orleans while understanding Revenge of the Nerds is a sequel. "Come get some!"
  • GhoolieG Ghoolie

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    Dick sucker

    I agree Choco is a dick sucker. Choco chokes on cock.

    chocoC choco wrote on
    #116

    @ghoolie said:

    I agree Choco is a dick sucker. Choco chokes on cock.

    Wow...that hurts you two. I'm really depressed now...?
  • GhoolieG Ghoolie

    @flugel said:

    Sometimes Norm Peterson forgot how his buddy Cliff Clavin processed conversation especially when happy hour was extended a couple of hours. Nickers, let's just hope somebody got him back to his mommy okay. They must have because he had some crack pipe rant at 3:30 am about how upset he is that I like Gregg Williams as our DC.

    ........<<Flugel....you are a dumb whore. You suck the dick of whoever the Brpwns hire. Since 1999 you have come in here with your IN SAVAGE WE TRUST bullshit. No matter who the fuck it is you come here with some mental masturbation analysis of why THIS TIME.....we finally got it right.

    For Christ's sake dude, get off your lnees and have some self respect already. You have sucked so many failed Browns players and coaches that you can open your own Browns Glory Hole Palace.

    FlugelF Flugel wrote on
    #117

    @ghoolie said:

    ........<<Flugel....you are a dumb whore. You suck the dick of whoever the Brpwns hire. Since 1999 you have come in here with your IN SAVAGE WE TRUST bullshit. No matter who the fuck it is you come here with some mental masturbation analysis of why THIS TIME.....we finally got it right.

    For Christ's sake dude, get off your lnees and have some self respect already. You have sucked so many failed Browns players and coaches that you can open your own Browns Glory Hole Palace.

    Judas, I'm just a long time Browns fan that wants to have a game face again for a storied franchise with 8 Professional Football Championships. I don't need a persona. I'm only here to talk about my favorite team with other passionate fans of this franchise. This can be a lot of fun. Isn't this why a message board about the Cleveland Browns was created in the first place? Are there any other knuckleheads with 2 divorced brain cells in here that need such an explanation?

    You quit on this franchise and sold your soul so I can see why loyalty, devotion and hopes of a return to the glory days really bothers you. You alienated yourself to get all kinds of attention that real life deprives you of. I must be doing something right because you're following me all over this board with recycled crap and content from your latest email from Rich4Eagle hoping you finally get it right. Everything you constantly post from "Coffee Fetchers" to "CORRECTAMUNDO" to "Sewage" to "offensive linemen are a dime a dozen" to "offense wins championships" is all his material; so I'm tackling 2 squids with 1 finger. Rich used to call anyone that spent more than 1 penny on this franchise an idiot. That would have been fine if Rich didn't have season tickets for this franchise; and drive all the way to Cleveland from North Carolina to see it play while pretending he was an avid Pittsburgh Steeler fan (too smart for the Cleveland Browns and their fans)... Personas, or people needing them, just don't impress me.

    I welcome the only Defensive Coordinator to earn a Superbowl Ring in New Orleans while understanding Revenge of the Nerds is a sequel. "Come get some!"
    👍
  • T TexasAg1969 wrote on
    #118

    Well stated Flugs!

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